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Started by Korea, March 10, 2009, 06:24:26 AM

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CountDeMoney

#22665
January 23, 2013, 07:58:27 PM
So when does it crash into the Death Star, Timmay?

Ed Anger

#22666
January 23, 2013, 09:25:26 PM
That animated gif shows the progress of my sperm to an egg.
Stay Alive...Let the Man Drive

derspiess

#22667
January 23, 2013, 09:37:08 PM
Quote from: Ed Anger on January 23, 2013, 09:25:26 PM
That animated gif shows the progress of my sperm to an egg.

Figured your guys would be a bit faster than that.
"If you can play a guitar and harmonica at the same time, like Bob Dylan or Neil Young, you're a genius. But make that extra bit of effort and strap some cymbals to your knees, suddenly people want to get the hell away from you."  --Rich Hall

Ed Anger

#22668
January 23, 2013, 09:39:37 PM
Slow and steady wins the race.
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Ed Anger

#22669
January 23, 2013, 10:52:13 PM
I need to eject some sperm. NOW.
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Eddie Teach

#22670
January 23, 2013, 11:00:40 PM
To sleep, perchance to dream. But in that sleep of death, what dreams may come?

Phillip V

#22671
January 24, 2013, 01:59:52 AM
Moar plz.
Quote from: jimmy olsen on January 21, 2013, 07:21:14 PM
QuoteA welder at a boat-and-sub-building yard adjusts her goggles before resuming work, October 1943

DGuller

#22672
January 24, 2013, 02:01:27 AM
I'd hit it.  Too bad she's probably a bit older now.

garbon

#22673
January 24, 2013, 04:55:03 AM
"I've never been quite sure what the point of a eunuch is, if truth be told. It seems to me they're only men with the useful bits cut off."
I drank because I wanted to drown my sorrows, but now the damned things have learned to swim.

jimmy olsen

#22674
January 24, 2013, 07:53:18 AM
Quote from: CountDeMoney on January 23, 2013, 07:58:27 PM
So when does it crash into the Death Star, Timmay?
The Solar System?

Never, I hope. :unsure:
It is far better for the truth to tear my flesh to pieces, then for my soul to wander through darkness in eternal damnation.

Jet: So what kind of woman is she? What's Julia like?
Faye: Ordinary. The kind of beautiful, dangerous ordinary that you just can't leave alone.
Jet: I see.
Faye: Like an angel from the underworld. Or a devil from Paradise.
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Admiral Yi

#22675
January 24, 2013, 10:36:31 AM
The US Flood Insurance Program is now $17 billion in hock to the government.

Ed Anger

#22676
January 24, 2013, 01:24:31 PM
Bad book covers on Amazon:

http://www.sadanduseless.com/2013/01/lousy-book-covers/#more-13323

With bonus legal threat in the comments.
Stay Alive...Let the Man Drive

jimmy olsen

#22677
January 24, 2013, 02:02:11 PM
 I really don't think this test is accurate. :hmm:

http://theoatmeal.com/quiz/baboon_dildo
It is far better for the truth to tear my flesh to pieces, then for my soul to wander through darkness in eternal damnation.

Jet: So what kind of woman is she? What's Julia like?
Faye: Ordinary. The kind of beautiful, dangerous ordinary that you just can't leave alone.
Jet: I see.
Faye: Like an angel from the underworld. Or a devil from Paradise.
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1 Karma Chameleon point

Malthus

#22678
January 24, 2013, 02:08:48 PM
Quote from: jimmy olsen on January 24, 2013, 02:02:11 PM
I really don't think this test is accurate. :hmm:

http://theoatmeal.com/quiz/baboon_dildo

[CdM] Only one way for you to find out ... [/CdM]  :P
The object of life is not to be on the side of the majority, but to escape finding oneself in the ranks of the insane—Marcus Aurelius

mongers

#22679
January 24, 2013, 06:47:25 PM
WTF is a "University Practice Learning Advisor"

the job description is none the clearer.
"We have it in our power to begin the world over again"
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