The Off Topic Topic

[CountDeMoney]

Every damn night, a damn skunk bombs the area near my bedroom windows.

I HEARBY DECLARE WAR ON SKUNKS. DEATH TO ALL SKUNKS.

Well now, I'm suddenly rooting for the skunks.  GEAUX PEPE

[Ed Anger]

Every damn night, a damn skunk bombs the area near my bedroom windows.

I HEARBY DECLARE WAR ON SKUNKS. DEATH TO ALL SKUNKS.

Well now, I'm suddenly rooting for the skunks.  GEAUX PEPE

You are either with me or against me.

<insert pic of Dubya>

[Ed Anger]

I set the cages out and if I get one, I'll shoot the motherfucers with the SKS.

[Ed Anger]

ARGH

[Caliga]

So I had dinner with a co-worker in Chicago and afterward he wanted to walk up and down Michigan Avenue for some reason... we walked up all the way to where it joins to Lakeshore Drive (from just north of the river) and back.

Anyway, on the way back two OSSUM things happened.

OSSUM #1:  A very friendly African-American man rode his bike up to me and asked if I wanted any cologne.  I told him I had just put on some Cool Water and was fine, but thanks anyway.  What a nice young man.

OSSUM #2: At the corner of Dearborn and Kinzie I saw a Delorean.

[derspiess]

I set the cages out and if I get one, I'll shoot the motherfucers with the SKS.

Be sure to use use that Russian hollow point ammo.  Like with grass, always better to mulch than bag.

[CountDeMoney]

You are either with me or against me.

<insert pic of Dubya>

Sounds to me like the evildoers have been smoking you out of your hole.

GIT IT?

[Ed Anger]

You are either with me or against me.

<insert pic of Dubya>

Sounds to me like the evildoers have been smoking you out of your hole.

GIT IT?

My beard is getting like Saddam's.

[Ed Anger]

Israel not responsible for St. Rachel of the pancake's death. 

[Malthus]

Israel not responsible for St. Rachel of the pancake's death. 

Un, what does this refer to? 

[Ed Anger]

Israel not responsible for St. Rachel of the pancake's death. 

Un, what does this refer to? 

Court ruling on an Israeli bulldozer squishing a very stupid American in gaza.

[Malthus]

Israel not responsible for St. Rachel of the pancake's death. 

Un, what does this refer to? 

Court ruling on an Israeli bulldozer squishing a very stupid American in gaza.

Ah, thanks. 

[CountDeMoney]

Israel not responsible for St. Rachel of the pancake's death. 

Saw that this AM.  I LOL'd in Yiddish.

[Ed Anger]

Israel not responsible for St. Rachel of the pancake's death. 

Saw that this AM.  I LOL'd in Yiddish.

The fark thread is hilarious.

http://www.fark.com/comments/7292463/Israeli-court-rules-Israel-not-at-fault-in-2003-killing-by-Israeli-military-of-non-Israeli-activist-Rachel-Corrie?startid=78995375

[Josephus]

Ruling sets a nasty precedent for bulldozer drivers everywhere.