The Off Topic Topic

[garbon]

I'd assume they're freckles, especially as she's a redhead.

Thanks, Captain Obvious.

[Eddie Teach]

You're quite welcome. 

[Josephus]

I thought it might be measles.

[HVC]

Not sure why I'm posting this:

Playmobil launches Fi?ures Series 3
August 2012


Playmobil’s third series of Fi?ures introduces first ever pregnant character.

Playmobil has announced the launch of Fi?ures Series 3, the latest instalment in the top-selling collectibles range. The mystery-bagged pocket money toys will feature two all-new assortments of twelve figures and include the toy giant’s very first pregnant character.

Simply called ‘Pregnant Woman’, the design is in response to requests from children from across the globe who send in hundreds of drawings and ideas each month. The expectant mother appears to be in the early stages of pregnancy and stands at 7.5cm, like all Playmobil figures.
....

Rest of item here:
http://www.toyworldmag.co.uk/news/2012/08/playmobil-launches-fiures-series-3?utm_source=rss&utm_medium=rss&utm_campaign=playmobil-launches-fiures-series-3

Not only is that toy depicting someone pregnant, it has apparently been designed to depict someone shot in the face with birdshot. 

herpes

[Malthus]

herpes

Not-so-simplex? 

[HVC]

damn punners!

[MadImmortalMan]

Horshack dead.

[Ed Anger]

Horshack dead.

[Barrister]

I hate watching CCTV footage from bars.  There's 20+ people to try and watch.  I know that at some point someone is going to get smoked with a beer bottle, but I don't know who, or when, or where...

[sbr]

I hate watching CCTV footage from bars.  There's 20+ people to try and watch.  I know that at some point someone is going to get smoked with a beer bottle, but I don't know who, or when, or where...

Ooh, share it here and I'll give you a review of what to look for.

[Admiral Yi]

I hate watching CCTV footage from bars.  There's 20+ people to try and watch.  I know that at some point someone is going to get smoked with a beer bottle, but I don't know who, or when, or where...

Aren't you allowed to rewind?

[DGuller]

I hate watching CCTV footage from bars.  There's 20+ people to try and watch.  I know that at some point someone is going to get smoked with a beer bottle, but I don't know who, or when, or where...

Now you know how that Norwegian referee felt.

[Barrister]

I hate watching CCTV footage from bars.  There's 20+ people to try and watch.  I know that at some point someone is going to get smoked with a beer bottle, but I don't know who, or when, or where...

Aren't you allowed to rewind?

Yes.

Ah - found it.  Way back in the corner of the shot.

[sbr]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wPcapo5ZB_o

"Baby Got Back" Sung By the Movies

Clips from 295 movies used to recreate Sir Mix-A-Lot's Baby Got Back

[MadBurgerMaker]

I hate watching CCTV footage from bars.  There's 20+ people to try and watch.  I know that at some point someone is going to get smoked with a beer bottle, but I don't know who, or when, or where...

  I imagine it would get old after having to watch stuff like that a bunch of times, but it sounds pretty entertaining to me.