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Eddie Teach

#15045
March 30, 2012, 01:42:37 AM
Quote from: Razgovory on March 29, 2012, 09:21:37 PM
Can you tell us why she made you ill?  Ugly, stinks, emits strange radiation...

Or maybe he has trouble breathing and odd sensations in his stomach when he thinks of her.  :hmm:
To sleep, perchance to dream. But in that sleep of death, what dreams may come?

Tamas

#15046
March 30, 2012, 01:43:05 AM
Quote from: PDH on March 29, 2012, 05:30:53 PM
It can be done as long as you know your scales.

:frusty: :lol:

jimmy olsen

#15047
March 30, 2012, 01:46:02 AM
It is far better for the truth to tear my flesh to pieces, then for my soul to wander through darkness in eternal damnation.

Jet: So what kind of woman is she? What's Julia like?
Faye: Ordinary. The kind of beautiful, dangerous ordinary that you just can't leave alone.
Jet: I see.
Faye: Like an angel from the underworld. Or a devil from Paradise.
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1 Karma Chameleon point

Ideologue

#15048
March 30, 2012, 02:03:27 AM
Quote from: Sheilbh on March 30, 2012, 01:40:48 AM
I look forward to the 'Tim Acquires Taste (2052)' picture :)

:lol:

Do not hold breath. -_-
Kinemalogue
Current reviews: The 'Burbs (9/10); Gremlins 2: The New Batch (9/10); John Wick: Chapter 2 (9/10); A Cure For Wellness (4/10)

jimmy olsen

#15049
March 30, 2012, 02:05:46 AM Last Edit: March 30, 2012, 02:09:44 AM by jimmy olsen
Quote from: Sheilbh on March 30, 2012, 01:40:48 AM
I look forward to the 'Tim Acquires Taste (2052)' picture :)
The Day I don't enjoy a painting of Ben Franklin fighting Zeus for electricity is the day I'm six feet under the cold ground.
It is far better for the truth to tear my flesh to pieces, then for my soul to wander through darkness in eternal damnation.

Jet: So what kind of woman is she? What's Julia like?
Faye: Ordinary. The kind of beautiful, dangerous ordinary that you just can't leave alone.
Jet: I see.
Faye: Like an angel from the underworld. Or a devil from Paradise.
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1 Karma Chameleon point

Sheilbh

#15050
March 30, 2012, 02:07:33 AM
:lol: :hug:
Let's bomb Russia!

jimmy olsen

#15051
March 30, 2012, 02:12:09 AM
Quote from: Sheilbh on March 30, 2012, 02:07:33 AM
:lol: :hug:

:hug:

JFK wasn't killed, he was sent to the Moon to clear the way.


It is far better for the truth to tear my flesh to pieces, then for my soul to wander through darkness in eternal damnation.

Jet: So what kind of woman is she? What's Julia like?
Faye: Ordinary. The kind of beautiful, dangerous ordinary that you just can't leave alone.
Jet: I see.
Faye: Like an angel from the underworld. Or a devil from Paradise.
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1 Karma Chameleon point

Admiral Yi

#15052
March 30, 2012, 02:12:44 AM
By a van with your Korea earnings and get that painted on the side Timmy.

(Ben Franklin and Zeus, not JFK.)

Zanza

#15053
March 30, 2012, 06:25:21 AM
My income tax and social security contributions together will be about 43% of my net salary this year.  :cry:

Duque de Bragança

#15054
March 30, 2012, 06:33:21 AM
Quote from: Zanza on March 30, 2012, 06:25:21 AM
My income tax and social security contributions together will be about 43% of my net salary this year.  :cry:

Change tax advisor.

Tamas

#15055
March 30, 2012, 06:36:30 AM
Quote from: Zanza on March 30, 2012, 06:25:21 AM
My income tax and social security contributions together will be about 43% of my net salary this year.  :cry:

boo-the fuckin' hoo, what's the news? :P

Tamas

#15056
March 30, 2012, 07:20:58 AM
Today, I am going to buy a new iPad.  :huh:

Habbaku

#15057
March 30, 2012, 12:57:27 PM
Existential Crisis and Dragons :

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=137Ei0C3Vdg
The medievals were only too right in taking nolo episcopari as the best reason a man could give to others for making him a bishop. Give me a king whose chief interest in life is stamps, railways, or race-horses; and who has the power to sack his Vizier (or whatever you care to call him) if he does not like the cut of his trousers.

Government is an abstract noun meaning the art and process of governing and it should be an offence to write it with a capital G or so as to refer to people.
-J. R. R. Tolkien

Josephus

#15058
March 30, 2012, 01:31:12 PM
Apparently today is national cleavage day.
Civis Romanus Sum<br /><br />"My friends, love is better than anger. Hope is better than fear. Optimism is better than despair. So let us be loving, hopeful and optimistic. And we'll change the world." Jack Layton 1950-2011

derspiess

#15059
March 30, 2012, 01:32:09 PM
So I've been lax in getting a bike helmet for my 4-year old.  So I told him today that when I get home from work we're going to go out & get one.  He informed me that the only helmet he will wear is a "Killer Croc" helmet.  I'm guessing the odds of finding a Killer Croc helmet are pretty low.
"If you can play a guitar and harmonica at the same time, like Bob Dylan or Neil Young, you're a genius. But make that extra bit of effort and strap some cymbals to your knees, suddenly people want to get the hell away from you."  --Rich Hall
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