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garbon

#14370
February 27, 2012, 11:31:23 PM
Quote from: MadImmortalMan on February 27, 2012, 11:21:11 PM
Wouldn't you want to be the emperor of race cars or rainbows instead?

Emperor of rainbows, really?
"I've never been quite sure what the point of a eunuch is, if truth be told. It seems to me they're only men with the useful bits cut off."
I drank because I wanted to drown my sorrows, but now the damned things have learned to swim.

Eddie Teach

#14371
February 27, 2012, 11:32:15 PM
The Emperor of Rainbows is rich with all that leprechaun gold.
To sleep, perchance to dream. But in that sleep of death, what dreams may come?

11B4V

#14372
February 27, 2012, 11:52:15 PM
"there's a long tradition of insulting people we disagree with here, and I'll be damned if I listen to your entreaties otherwise."-OVB

"Obviously not a Berkut-commanded armored column.  They're not all brewing."- CdM

"We've reached one of our phase lines after the firefight and it smells bad—meaning it's a little bit suspicious... Could be an amb—".

Tonitrus

#14373
February 28, 2012, 12:26:17 AM
"The Rainbow Emperor" has a better ring to it.

DGuller

#14374
February 28, 2012, 02:16:07 AM
Juan Pablo Montoya has finally set the NASCAR world on fire.  :lmfao:

Razgovory

#14375
February 28, 2012, 02:54:16 AM
Quote from: Sheilbh on February 27, 2012, 09:36:20 PM
The government's families tsar or back-to-work tsar has just resigned over massive fraud (I think, I'm not really following the story).

Why do we only use the Russian version for this?  I think a Welfare Kaiser or a Poverty Caesar would work quite well :mellow:

Well you already have dukes and kings and stuff.  I think "Tycoon" has a similar meaning.  Maybe you can dust off the term "Raja"
I've given it serious thought. I must scorn the ways of my family, and seek a Japanese woman to yield me my progeny. He shall live in the lands of the east, and be well tutored in his sacred trust to weave the best traditions of Japan and the Sacred South together, until such time as he (or, indeed his house, which will periodically require infusion of both Southern and Japanese bloodlines of note) can deliver to the South it's independence, either in this world or in space.  -Lettow April of 2011

Raz is right. -MadImmortalMan March of 2017

Josquius

#14376
February 28, 2012, 03:46:20 AM Last Edit: February 28, 2012, 10:08:11 AM by Tyr
I increasingly notice in my daily life I encounter two types of Japanese.
One, which is under 50, does not speak English. When faced with a foreigner they panic, mutter "No English" and fail at communication.
The other, which is over 50, does not speak English however is seemingly unaware of the fact that there are different languages in the world or that foreigners might not speak Japanese. They take their best guesses at what you're trying to say and keep communicating.

The second sort rules.
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Ideologue

#14377
February 28, 2012, 09:47:11 AM
Quote from: Tyr on February 28, 2012, 03:46:20 AM
I increasingly notice in my daily life I encounter two types of Japanese.
One, which is under 50, does not speak English. When faced with a foreigner they panic, mutter no English and fail at communication.
The other, which is over 50, does not speak English however is seemingly unaware of the fact that there are different languages in the world or that foreigners might not speak Japanese. They take their best guesses at what you're trying to say and keep communicating.

The second sort rules.

That's how a culturally confident people does it.
Kinemalogue
Current reviews: The 'Burbs (9/10); Gremlins 2: The New Batch (9/10); John Wick: Chapter 2 (9/10); A Cure For Wellness (4/10)

Ed Anger

#14378
February 28, 2012, 03:57:24 PM
It is a golden age when you can order pizza from your iPad without any human contact whatsoever.

USA! USA!
Stay Alive...Let the Man Drive

Eddie Teach

#14379
February 28, 2012, 04:01:27 PM
Eh, I'm sure it's not a robot delivering it to you.
To sleep, perchance to dream. But in that sleep of death, what dreams may come?

Ed Anger

#14380
February 28, 2012, 04:02:48 PM
No shit.
Stay Alive...Let the Man Drive

Eddie Teach

#14381
February 28, 2012, 04:04:57 PM
I was promised no human contact whatsoever!  :mad:
To sleep, perchance to dream. But in that sleep of death, what dreams may come?

Ed Anger

#14382
February 28, 2012, 04:06:27 PM
My sciatica says go fuck yourself.
Stay Alive...Let the Man Drive

Ed Anger

#14383
February 28, 2012, 04:06:50 PM
Nitpicky fucks.
Stay Alive...Let the Man Drive

Ed Anger

#14384
February 28, 2012, 04:42:48 PM
Huh.... didn't see a soul, yet I'm eating pizza. Stupid fucks.
Stay Alive...Let the Man Drive
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