TV/Movies Megathread

[Ideologue]

I think you're overlooking the most important part: the colors.

Reds and golds and greens.

you know how I know you're gay?

It doesn't take an appreciation of cock to appreciate those color-coded sets and costumes, my friend.

[Admiral Yi]

You read gay things Ide posts. 

That's easy for you to say.

[Eddie Teach]

you know how I know you're gay?

Drunk texts declaring his love for you?

[Sheilbh]

I think you're overlooking the most important part: the colors.

Reds and golds and greens.

you know how I know you're gay?

It doesn't take an appreciation of cock to appreciate those color-coded sets and costumes, my friend.

But it does probably help

[mongers]

Nobody mentioned yet the absolutely hamtastic performances of Max von Sidow, Timothy Dalton and BRIAN BLESSED?

[BRIAN BLESSED]

THIS.

[/BRIAN BLESSED]

[CountDeMoney]

The performances are (by and large) also perfect.  Sam Jones' understated turn is undervalued, too.  Hollow?  Empty?  Dull?  Hardly.  He is simply too full of heroism and too committed to teamwork to have any other character traits.

The worst part of the suspension of belief for that film is not the fact they go to outer space to save the human race from invasion, but he's supposed to be the star quarterback of the New York Jets.  I mean, c'mon.

[Ed Anger]

I liked it when the Princess got tortured.

[CountDeMoney]

I liked it when the Princess got tortured.

It made my thingy tingle, like when I have to pee, only better.

[Ed Anger]

The prostate exam tingle. Been there.

[Ideologue]

The performances are (by and large) also perfect.  Sam Jones' understated turn is undervalued, too.  Hollow?  Empty?  Dull?  Hardly.  He is simply too full of heroism and too committed to teamwork to have any other character traits.

The worst part of the suspension of belief for that film is not the fact they go to outer space to save the human race from invasion, but he's supposed to be the star quarterback of the New York Jets.  I mean, c'mon.

Well, that is a little out there.

[CountDeMoney]

Well, that is a little out there.

No shit.  And in 1980?  The Saints went 1-15 that year, and guess who they beat?  FLASH AH-YAHHHH

[The Minsky Moment]

Sam Jones' understated turn is undervalued, too. 

It's throwaway comments like this that make Ide's reviews worth the price of entry for the comedy gold they return.

[Duque de Bragança]

All hail the late Dino de Laurentiis who financed Mike Hodge and the crew for what he thought would be a serious, earnest, respectful genre movie.

[Ideologue]

Sam Jones' understated turn is undervalued, too. 

It's throwaway comments like this that make Ide's reviews worth the price of entry for the comedy gold they return.

He draws the viewer in.  Why can't we all work together to overthrow Ming?  Because we've been played against one another for so long.  He's pretty great as the outsider who sees clearly.

[The Minsky Moment]

Little known fact: Sam Jones was sued in a trademark case by the Lumber Industry of America for his performance in Flash, due to his uncanny impersonation of a wooden board.