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Viking

Quote from: Ideologue on May 28, 2013, 08:20:30 PM

P.S. I don't know what you're talking about with regards to Fantastic Four.  The fluctuations you see are statistically insignificant: that movie is not entertaining.  The second one is okay--and I mean middlingly okay--but my recollection is that the first one is a real fart.

The first one was not "bad" but rather "not good". It wasn't 26% worthy though and it was most certainly much better than the 1994 version which was made to keep the rights to the franchise for zero money rather than actually to be a movie. BTW the second one got 39% on tomatoes with the audience scoring much higher.

But yes reviewers have lost the mandate of heaven, this is why I demand they say why a movie is bad or good rather than just say that it is.
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Hunger Games > Days of Thunder
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Quote from: Ideologue on May 28, 2013, 11:40:49 PM

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The Hunger Games (2012). 

snip...TLDR...snip

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I enjoyed that movie, it entertained me, as it should. You really should start enjoying your entertainment, that is the purpose of it after all.
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Quote from: lustindarkness on May 29, 2013, 10:25:21 AM
Quote from: Ideologue on May 28, 2013, 11:40:49 PM

***

The Hunger Games (2012). 

snip...TLDR...snip

F


I enjoyed that movie, it entertained me, as it should. You really should start enjoying your entertainment, that is the purpose of it after all.

Same. It was entertaining. Plus it has Jen Lawrence  :perv:. She did a good job in Silver Linings Playbook too.
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Quote from: Ideologue on May 28, 2013, 11:52:53 PM
Also watched Forbidden Planet, <snip> A

FINALLY Ideo properly appreciates a good movie.
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Ideologue

Quote from: Viking on May 29, 2013, 02:47:52 AM
Quote from: Ideologue on May 28, 2013, 08:20:30 PM

P.S. I don't know what you're talking about with regards to Fantastic Four.  The fluctuations you see are statistically insignificant: that movie is not entertaining.  The second one is okay--and I mean middlingly okay--but my recollection is that the first one is a real fart.

The first one was not "bad" but rather "not good". It wasn't 26% worthy though and it was most certainly much better than the 1994 version which was made to keep the rights to the franchise for zero money rather than actually to be a movie. BTW the second one got 39% on tomatoes with the audience scoring much higher.

But yes reviewers have lost the mandate of heaven, this is why I demand they say why a movie is bad or good rather than just say that it is.

I think 800 words, cut from 1100, insulting a cinematographer counts.

Quote from: LustyI enjoyed that movie, it entertained me, as it should. You really should start enjoying your entertainment, that is the purpose of it after all.

I don't think of myself as a particularly severe critic.

Quote from: Eddie TeachHunger Games > Days of Thunder

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Ideologue

Quote from: 11B4V on May 29, 2013, 10:39:35 AMSame. It was entertaining. Plus it has Jen Lawrence  :perv:. She did a good job in Silver Linings Playbook too.

HG gave me no standard by which to judge her talent, so I didn't.  I'm sure she's fine.

Quote from: BeebFINALLY Ideo properly appreciates a good movie.

:hug:
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Barrister

I thought I was damning you with faint praise, Ideo... :unsure:
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Eddie Teach

Quote from: Ideologue on May 29, 2013, 10:48:34 AM
Because you're crazy, Eddie.

You should consider the beam in your own eye before the mote in God's.  :D
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Quote from: CountDeMoney on May 28, 2013, 05:22:09 PM
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Quote from: Ideologue on May 28, 2013, 11:40:49 PM

The Hunger Games (2012).  There are times I regret not getting out to the theater more often before about a year ago. 

Yeah, Hunger Games was even better on the big screen.  You really missed out.


katmai

Quote from: Barrister on May 29, 2013, 10:42:13 AM
Quote from: Ideologue on May 28, 2013, 11:52:53 PM
Also watched Forbidden Planet, <snip> A

FINALLY Ideo properly appreciates a good movie.

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Haven't seen Hunger Games, but saw the trailer for Pt. 2 before Iron Man 3. It felt almost hilarious, because it took itself so super serious.
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