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Started by Slargos, May 07, 2009, 08:41:33 AM

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Valmy

#15
May 07, 2009, 09:27:38 AM
Quote from: Caliga on May 07, 2009, 09:25:04 AM
No, the actual dentists.  My current dentist bears a strong resemblance to Lisa Ann. :perv:

Her assistants are all HOTT also.  It must be a requirement to work there.

Eh I will stick to my experienced dentists.  Getting a hardon at the dentist would just be embarrasing.

Besides they are playing with my teeth not what I would prefer HOTT chicks play with.
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Caliga

#16
May 07, 2009, 09:27:46 AM
Quote from: Slargos on May 07, 2009, 09:26:03 AMSee, I'm just messing with you. These freaks actually harbour latent jew-hatred.  :contract:

Ok, Quisling.  <_<
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Malthus

#17
May 07, 2009, 09:28:04 AM
Quote from: Slargos on May 07, 2009, 09:26:03 AM


See, I'm just messing with you. These freaks actually harbour latent jew-hatred.  :contract:

Naw, Cal is cool with the Heebs ... with big tits.  :D
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Valmy

#18
May 07, 2009, 09:28:09 AM
Quote from: Grey Fox on May 07, 2009, 09:26:17 AM
My dentist's pretty cool. Grallon would probably be all over him.

Your dentist is 15?
Quote"This is a Russian warship. I propose you lay down arms and surrender to avoid bloodshed & unnecessary victims. Otherwise, you'll be bombed."

Zmiinyi defenders: "Russian warship, go fuck yourself."

QuoteAs democracy is perfected, the office of president represents, more and more closely, the inner soul of the people. On some great and glorious day the plain folks of the land will reach their heart's desire at last and the White House will be adorned by a downright moron.

H.L. Mencken

Caliga

#19
May 07, 2009, 09:28:29 AM
Quote from: Valmy on May 07, 2009, 09:27:38 AM
Eh I will stick to my experienced dentists.  Getting a hardon at the dentist would just be embarrasing.

Besides they are playing with my teeth not what I would prefer HOTT chicks play with.
What makes you think they're inexperienced just because they're HOTT?  My dentist is 40ish.  Or in your world can only young girls be HOTT?  :mad:
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Slargos

#20
May 07, 2009, 09:28:36 AM
Quote from: Caliga on May 07, 2009, 09:27:22 AM
Quote from: Malthus on May 07, 2009, 09:25:15 AM
Quote from: Caliga on May 07, 2009, 09:08:46 AM
Actually Mal most of my recent dentists have been HOTT chicks.  :cool:

And thus cannot be Jews ... ?  :unsure:

I assumed you were talking about the stereotypical old guy Jewish dentist (which I had when I was a kid).  :huh:

We both know Jewish chicks can be quite hott.  :)

Nice try but unless you find a way to travel back in time and smack yourself before slipping up like that, the cat is now out of the oven, jew-hater.

Valmy

#21
May 07, 2009, 09:28:49 AM
Quote from: Malthus on May 07, 2009, 09:28:04 AM
Naw, Cal is cool with the Heebs ... with big tits.  :D

And who wouldn't be?
Quote"This is a Russian warship. I propose you lay down arms and surrender to avoid bloodshed & unnecessary victims. Otherwise, you'll be bombed."

Zmiinyi defenders: "Russian warship, go fuck yourself."

QuoteAs democracy is perfected, the office of president represents, more and more closely, the inner soul of the people. On some great and glorious day the plain folks of the land will reach their heart's desire at last and the White House will be adorned by a downright moron.

H.L. Mencken

Caliga

#22
May 07, 2009, 09:29:07 AM
Quote from: Malthus on May 07, 2009, 09:28:04 AM
Naw, Cal is cool with the Heebs ... with big tits.  :D

Jewish girls can consistently be expected to deliver in this regard. :thumbsup:
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Malthus

#23
May 07, 2009, 09:29:16 AM
Quote from: Valmy on May 07, 2009, 09:28:09 AM
Quote from: Grey Fox on May 07, 2009, 09:26:17 AM
My dentist's pretty cool. Grallon would probably be all over him.

Your dentist is 15?

"I want another look at that diploma on the wall, "doctor" "
The object of life is not to be on the side of the majority, but to escape finding oneself in the ranks of the insane—Marcus Aurelius

Caliga

#24
May 07, 2009, 09:29:58 AM
Quote from: Slargos on May 07, 2009, 09:28:36 AMNice try but unless you find a way to travel back in time and smack yourself before slipping up like that, the cat is now out of the oven, jew-hater.

How many Jews have you banged? :yeahright:

me = one plus some oral  :cool:
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Malthus

#25
May 07, 2009, 09:30:38 AM
Quote from: Caliga on May 07, 2009, 09:29:58 AM
Quote from: Slargos on May 07, 2009, 09:28:36 AMNice try but unless you find a way to travel back in time and smack yourself before slipping up like that, the cat is now out of the oven, jew-hater.

How many Jews have you banged? :yeahright:

me = one plus some oral  :cool:

You know, you beat me in that regard. Never banged a Jew.  :(
The object of life is not to be on the side of the majority, but to escape finding oneself in the ranks of the insane—Marcus Aurelius

Valmy

#26
May 07, 2009, 09:31:20 AM
Quote from: Caliga on May 07, 2009, 09:28:29 AM
What makes you think they're inexperienced just because they're HOTT?  My dentist is 40ish.  Or in your world can only young girls be HOTT?  :mad:

50ish > 40ish.

Actually my dentist is probably near retirement I should probably look for another one.
Quote"This is a Russian warship. I propose you lay down arms and surrender to avoid bloodshed & unnecessary victims. Otherwise, you'll be bombed."

Zmiinyi defenders: "Russian warship, go fuck yourself."

QuoteAs democracy is perfected, the office of president represents, more and more closely, the inner soul of the people. On some great and glorious day the plain folks of the land will reach their heart's desire at last and the White House will be adorned by a downright moron.

H.L. Mencken

Slargos

#27
May 07, 2009, 09:31:30 AM
Quote from: Caliga on May 07, 2009, 09:29:58 AM
Quote from: Slargos on May 07, 2009, 09:28:36 AMNice try but unless you find a way to travel back in time and smack yourself before slipping up like that, the cat is now out of the oven, jew-hater.

How many Jews have you banged? :yeahright:

me = one plus some oral  :cool:

That depends on what your definition of "banged" is.  :menace:

And besides, the "I've fucked a member of [insert race/ethnicity] so I can't possibly be racist" is SO 90s...  :rolleyes: [/i]

Caliga

#28
May 07, 2009, 09:32:02 AM
Quote from: Malthus on May 07, 2009, 09:30:38 AM
You know, you beat me in that regard. Never banged a Jew.  :(

Try it.  They're quite kosher.  :)
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Valmy

#29
May 07, 2009, 09:32:40 AM
Quote from: Malthus on May 07, 2009, 09:30:38 AM
You know, you beat me in that regard. Never banged a Jew.  :(

You know of all the mitzvot I would at least have expected you to keep that one.
Quote"This is a Russian warship. I propose you lay down arms and surrender to avoid bloodshed & unnecessary victims. Otherwise, you'll be bombed."

Zmiinyi defenders: "Russian warship, go fuck yourself."

QuoteAs democracy is perfected, the office of president represents, more and more closely, the inner soul of the people. On some great and glorious day the plain folks of the land will reach their heart's desire at last and the White House will be adorned by a downright moron.

H.L. Mencken
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