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Started by Slargos, May 07, 2009, 08:41:33 AM

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Slargos

Quote from: Caliga on May 07, 2009, 09:32:02 AM
Quote from: Malthus on May 07, 2009, 09:30:38 AM
You know, you beat me in that regard. Never banged a Jew.  :(

Try it.  They're quite kosher.  :)

SEE? And I get shit for saying all niggers are wellfare leeches.

But noooo. As long as you keep it on a cuddly level generalisation is O K

Caliga

Quote from: Slargos on May 07, 2009, 09:31:30 AM
That depends on what your definition of "banged" is.  :menace:

And besides, the "I've fucked a member of [insert race/ethnicity] so I can't possibly be racist" is SO 90s...  :rolleyes: [/i]

Then for me it's progressive, since I'm living in a perpetual state of 1989. :smoke:
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Malthus

Quote from: Slargos on May 07, 2009, 09:31:30 AM
Quote from: Caliga on May 07, 2009, 09:29:58 AM
Quote from: Slargos on May 07, 2009, 09:28:36 AMNice try but unless you find a way to travel back in time and smack yourself before slipping up like that, the cat is now out of the oven, jew-hater.

How many Jews have you banged? :yeahright:

me = one plus some oral  :cool:

That depends on what your definition of "banged" is.  :menace:

And besides, the "I've fucked a member of [insert race/ethnicity] so I can't possibly be racist" is SO 90s...  :rolleyes: [/i]

In your case I'd be concerned unless you added the word "willing" in there somewhere.  :D
The object of life is not to be on the side of the majority, but to escape finding oneself in the ranks of the insane—Marcus Aurelius

DisturbedPervert

Quote from: Slargos on May 07, 2009, 09:21:11 AM
Quote from: DisturbedPervert on May 07, 2009, 09:10:34 AM
Even worse, he could give you black people gums.

Are their gums different from real people's?  :huh:

No, but they'd have to kick you out of the Aryan Brotherhood.   :(

Slargos

Quote from: DisturbedPervert on May 07, 2009, 09:37:59 AM
Quote from: Slargos on May 07, 2009, 09:21:11 AM
Quote from: DisturbedPervert on May 07, 2009, 09:10:34 AM
Even worse, he could give you black people gums.

Are their gums different from real people's?  :huh:

No, but they'd have to kick you out of the Aryan Brotherhood.   :(

I see your poignant point.  :(

Malthus

Quote from: Slargos on May 07, 2009, 09:32:49 AM
Quote from: Caliga on May 07, 2009, 09:32:02 AM
Quote from: Malthus on May 07, 2009, 09:30:38 AM
You know, you beat me in that regard. Never banged a Jew.  :(

Try it.  They're quite kosher.  :)

SEE? And I get shit for saying all niggers are wellfare leeches.

But noooo. As long as you keep it on a cuddly level generalisation is O K

When the Giant Boob Nazis smash down my door and drag me off to their tit-worshiping slave camps, my last thought as a free man will be "Damn, Slargos had a point, and I should have listened to it".
The object of life is not to be on the side of the majority, but to escape finding oneself in the ranks of the insane—Marcus Aurelius

Slargos

Quote from: Malthus on May 07, 2009, 09:48:20 AM
Quote from: Slargos on May 07, 2009, 09:32:49 AM
Quote from: Caliga on May 07, 2009, 09:32:02 AM
Quote from: Malthus on May 07, 2009, 09:30:38 AM
You know, you beat me in that regard. Never banged a Jew.  :(

Try it.  They're quite kosher.  :)

SEE? And I get shit for saying all niggers are wellfare leeches.

But noooo. As long as you keep it on a cuddly level generalisation is O K

When the Giant Boob Nazis smash down my door and drag me off to their tit-worshiping slave camps, my last thought as a free man will be "Damn, Slargos had a point, and I should have listened to it".

A lot of people will be saying that. Motherfuckers. Maybe you should listen now instead of later when it's too late and I'm hauling you off to the camps!  <_<

Valmy

Quote from: Malthus on May 07, 2009, 09:48:20 AM
tit-worshiping slave camp

That sounds like a good porno title.
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Zmiinyi defenders: "Russian warship, go fuck yourself."

Malthus

Quote from: Slargos on May 07, 2009, 09:49:59 AM

A lot of people will be saying that. Motherfuckers. Maybe you should listen now instead of later when it's too late and I'm hauling you off to the camps!  <_<

Sadly, I doubt you have what it takes to join the Giant Boob Nazis.  :(
The object of life is not to be on the side of the majority, but to escape finding oneself in the ranks of the insane—Marcus Aurelius

Viking

Quote from: Slargos on May 07, 2009, 09:24:52 AM
Quote from: Viking on May 07, 2009, 09:21:33 AM
Shall I refer you mine?

Is he a white person?

I was going back and forth on whether to go to another dentist when I realized a sandnigger would be drilling in my teeth, but the fact that his office is just across the street from mine won me over.

My sloth is more powerful than my hatred of the coons.

Still, a cameljockey with a drill is almost as frightening as one with an explosive belt.

Middle-Aged White Guy.
First Maxim - "There are only two amounts, too few and enough."
First Corollary - "You cannot have too many soldiers, only too few supplies."
Second Maxim - "Be willing to exchange a bad idea for a good one."
Second Corollary - "You can only be wrong or agree with me."

A terrorist which starts a slaughter quoting Locke, Burke and Mill has completely missed the point.
The fact remains that the only person or group to applaud the Norway massacre are random Islamists.

Slargos

Quote from: Malthus on May 07, 2009, 09:52:07 AM
Quote from: Slargos on May 07, 2009, 09:49:59 AM

A lot of people will be saying that. Motherfuckers. Maybe you should listen now instead of later when it's too late and I'm hauling you off to the camps!  <_<

Sadly, I doubt you have what it takes to join the Giant Boob Nazis.  :(

Are you telling me I'm not being a giant boob?  :P

Malthus

Quote from: Slargos on May 07, 2009, 09:56:07 AM
Are you telling me I'm not being a giant boob?  :P

There is only one of you, and you need two to apply.  :P
The object of life is not to be on the side of the majority, but to escape finding oneself in the ranks of the insane—Marcus Aurelius

Caliga

Someone tell me more about these... 'Giant Boob Nazis'. :w00t:
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crazy canuck

Quote from: Caliga on May 07, 2009, 12:36:34 PM
Someone tell me more about these... 'Giant Boob Nazis'. :w00t:

All of a sudden Nazis dont seem so bad.

Syt

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