Idiot dentists

[Slargos]

What the fuck is up with asking me whether it hurts like I'm able to answer with my mouth full of metal and plastic? Assholes. 

[Malthus]

What the fuck is up with asking me whether it hurts like I'm able to answer with my mouth full of metal and plastic? Assholes. 

Hey, if it is you in that chair, be glad he didn't drill a few extra holes just for fun.

Most dentists are Jewish, you know ... 

[Slargos]

What the fuck is up with asking me whether it hurts like I'm able to answer with my mouth full of metal and plastic? Assholes. 

Hey, if it is you in that chair, be glad he didn't drill a few extra holes just for fun.

Most dentists are Jewish, you know ... 

This fucker was Iranian I think. But he seemed legitimately assimilated so I didn't want to harangue him with my full vocabulary of slurs.

That, and the fact that I don't like leaving the dentist with fewer teeth than I came with.

[Caliga]

Actually Mal most of my recent dentists have been HOTT chicks. 

[Valmy]

Actually Mal most of my recent dentists have been HOTT chicks. 

Are you talking about the Dentist or the assistant ladies?  I have never had a very young dentist before.

Oh and just because they were HOTT chicks doesn't mean they weren't Jewish 

[DisturbedPervert]

This fucker was Iranian I think. But he seemed legitimately assimilated so I didn't want to harangue him with my full vocabulary of slurs.

That, and the fact that I don't like leaving the dentist with fewer teeth than I came with.

Even worse, he could give you black people gums.

[Slargos]

This fucker was Iranian I think. But he seemed legitimately assimilated so I didn't want to harangue him with my full vocabulary of slurs.

That, and the fact that I don't like leaving the dentist with fewer teeth than I came with.

Even worse, he could give you black people gums.

Are their gums different from real people's? 

[Viking]

Shall I refer you mine?

[Slargos]

Shall I refer you mine?

Is he a white person?

I was going back and forth on whether to go to another dentist when I realized a sandnigger would be drilling in my teeth, but the fact that his office is just across the street from mine won me over.

My sloth is more powerful than my hatred of the coons.

Still, a cameljockey with a drill is almost as frightening as one with an explosive belt.

[Caliga]

Are you talking about the Dentist or the assistant ladies?  I have never had a very young dentist before.

Oh and just because they were HOTT chicks doesn't mean they weren't Jewish 

No, the actual dentists.  My current dentist bears a strong resemblance to Lisa Ann.

Her assistants are all HOTT also.  It must be a requirement to work there.

[Malthus]

Actually Mal most of my recent dentists have been HOTT chicks. 

And thus cannot be Jews ... ? 

[Slargos]

Actually Mal most of my recent dentists have been HOTT chicks. 

And thus cannot be Jews ... ? 

See, I'm just messing with you. These freaks actually harbour latent jew-hatred. 

[Grey Fox]

My dentist's pretty cool. Grallon would probably be all over him.

[Malthus]

This fucker was Iranian I think. But he seemed legitimately assimilated so I didn't want to harangue him with my full vocabulary of slurs.

That, and the fact that I don't like leaving the dentist with fewer teeth than I came with.

And thus we see the full benefit of Slargos being muzzled during his check-up. 

[Caliga]

Actually Mal most of my recent dentists have been HOTT chicks. 

And thus cannot be Jews ... ? 

I assumed you were talking about the stereotypical old guy Jewish dentist (which I had when I was a kid). 

We both know Jewish chicks can be quite hott.