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Started by Jacob, February 16, 2025, 02:00:06 PM

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Zoupa

On Kharg Island: forget artillery range, it's within FPV drone range from the mainland. Unless Marines start digging immediately on arrival and never venture out of their bunkers, the "occupation" of the island would be over in a few weeks.

Valmy

There were protests before because Western Governments were asked to sign on to the conflict. Trump just does whatever and does not even bother to ask Congress or the American people. So what exactly are they protesting about? The Italian government already is not involved.
Quote"This is a Russian warship. I propose you lay down arms and surrender to avoid bloodshed & unnecessary victims. Otherwise, you'll be bombed."

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Jacob

Quote from: Legbiter on March 21, 2026, 07:16:34 PM

And then Iran retaliates by torching the Gulf oil industry.

It's amazing a man can command the most powerful military machine the world has ever seen and still somehow come across as an ineffectually flailing wimp.

HisMajestyBOB

Quote from: Valmy on March 21, 2026, 02:12:02 PM
Quote from: viper37 on March 21, 2026, 02:06:01 PMCanada, UK, France, Germany are willing to participate in reopening the Strait of Hormuz and if NATO is asked to help with the defense of Gulf States, it will listen.

Oh what a bunch of obedient little vassal states.

Bend over morons, you guys are about to get fucked.

I dunno, talking and listening about potential action? Engaging in dialogue? Establishing a process to begin building a framework for form a committee that will identify stakeholders for working out a timetable for European action? Sounds like Europe might be playing to their strengths.
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Legbiter

Quote from: Jacob on March 21, 2026, 08:50:57 PMIt's amazing a man can command the most powerful military machine the world has ever seen and still somehow come across as an ineffectually flailing wimp.

That's a big worry yes. That Tehran sees this as a mark of desperation.
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viper37



This is what despair looks like.  A totally defeated Iran, unable to launch any attacks, on the verge of surrender.
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Syt

Quote from: Jacob on March 21, 2026, 08:50:57 PMIt's amazing a man can command the most powerful military machine the world has ever seen and still somehow come across as an ineffectually flailing wimp.

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viper37

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Quote from: Syt on March 21, 2026, 11:27:48 PM
Quote from: Jacob on March 21, 2026, 08:50:57 PMIt's amazing a man can command the most powerful military machine the world has ever seen and still somehow come across as an ineffectually flailing wimp.

I can wave a stick in front of the Vienna Philharmonic, but that doesn't make me a conductor.
That's the greatest analogy I've read so far.

That conflict reminds me of this scene:
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Valmy

Quote from: Legbiter on March 21, 2026, 09:49:47 PM
Quote from: Jacob on March 21, 2026, 08:50:57 PMIt's amazing a man can command the most powerful military machine the world has ever seen and still somehow come across as an ineffectually flailing wimp.

That's a big worry yes. That Tehran sees this as a mark of desperation.

Well they are very smart because it absolutely is a mark of desperation.
Quote"This is a Russian warship. I propose you lay down arms and surrender to avoid bloodshed & unnecessary victims. Otherwise, you'll be bombed."

Zmiinyi defenders: "Russian warship, go fuck yourself."

The Brain

So the US say they will destroy Bushehr NPP. This may slow new nuclear in the West. Thanks America!

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PJL

A lot depends on what the markets think of this. The primary reason Trump wants the Straits of Hormuz open is to lower oil/gas prices. If the markets think attacking Iranian power plants will lead to more escalation, then prices will rise even further, defeating Trumps original reason. So I suspect there'll be a TACO on this.

Legbiter

Quote"Following previous warnings, if Iran's fuel and energy infrastructure is attacked by the enemy, all energy, information technology, and desalination infrastructure belonging to the United States and the regime in the region will be targeted."

https://x.com/DropSiteNews/status/2035537977653244285

Not surprising. The Iranians are betting they can outsuffer everyone else.
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