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Elon Musk: Always A Douche

Started by garbon, July 15, 2018, 07:01:42 PM

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Valmy

#4725
January 28, 2025, 09:14:49 AM
That quote only works if it is possible to appease Elon. But I don't know how one would do that. He was hailed as a savior genius and he still unleashed hell on us.
Quote"This is a Russian warship. I propose you lay down arms and surrender to avoid bloodshed & unnecessary victims. Otherwise, you'll be bombed."

Zmiinyi defenders: "Russian warship, go fuck yourself."

Jacob

#4726
January 31, 2025, 05:07:43 PM
You all see the bit about Musk getting access to the system the handles the however many $ trillion used for social security payments and other entitlements?

viper37

#4728
January 31, 2025, 07:55:35 PM
Quote from: Jacob on January 31, 2025, 05:07:43 PMYou all see the bit about Musk getting access to the system the handles the however many $ trillion used for social security payments and other entitlements?
Nothing to see here.  :ph34r:
I don't do meditation.  I drink alcohol to relax, like normal people.

If Microsoft Excel decided to stop working overnight, the world would practically end.

Valmy

#4729
January 31, 2025, 08:33:23 PM
Quote from: Jacob on January 31, 2025, 05:07:43 PMYou all see the bit about Musk getting access to the system the handles the however many $ trillion used for social security payments and other entitlements?

Well he is already the biggest welfare recipient in history. Might as well get to the real stuff.
Quote"This is a Russian warship. I propose you lay down arms and surrender to avoid bloodshed & unnecessary victims. Otherwise, you'll be bombed."

Zmiinyi defenders: "Russian warship, go fuck yourself."

viper37

#4730
January 31, 2025, 10:24:18 PM Last Edit: February 01, 2025, 08:31:32 PM by viper37
Quote from: Jacob on January 31, 2025, 05:07:43 PMYou all see the bit about Musk getting access to the system the handles the however many $ trillion used for social security payments and other entitlements?
It seems he not only got access, but locked out all the other employees and moved in his own team, with couches, so they could work all around the clock.

Exclusive: Musk aides lock government workers out of computer systems at US agency, sources say


Obviously illegal, but who cares at this point?
I don't do meditation.  I drink alcohol to relax, like normal people.

If Microsoft Excel decided to stop working overnight, the world would practically end.

Admiral Yi

#4731
January 31, 2025, 11:07:16 PM
Quote from: Valmy on January 31, 2025, 08:33:23 PMWell he is already the biggest welfare recipient in history. Might as well get to the real stuff.

Clearly Not Literal(c)

Valmy

#4732
January 31, 2025, 11:16:41 PM
Quote from: Admiral Yi on January 31, 2025, 11:07:16 PM
Quote from: Valmy on January 31, 2025, 08:33:23 PMWell he is already the biggest welfare recipient in history. Might as well get to the real stuff.

Clearly Not Literal(c)

Right. I meant to say "supposedly"
Quote"This is a Russian warship. I propose you lay down arms and surrender to avoid bloodshed & unnecessary victims. Otherwise, you'll be bombed."

Zmiinyi defenders: "Russian warship, go fuck yourself."

Admiral Yi

#4733
February 01, 2025, 03:31:08 AM
Quote from: Valmy on January 31, 2025, 11:16:41 PMRight. I meant to say "supposedly"

Do you suppose Elon Musk is the biggest welfare recipient in history?

Valmy

#4734
February 01, 2025, 03:43:55 AM
Quote from: Admiral Yi on February 01, 2025, 03:31:08 AM
Quote from: Valmy on January 31, 2025, 11:16:41 PMRight. I meant to say "supposedly"

Do you suppose Elon Musk is the biggest welfare recipient in history?

I would have to do a lot of research to determine how many Federal subsidies he and his companies got, beyond just being paid for goods and services rendered, to determine that. Seems like a lot of work.
Quote"This is a Russian warship. I propose you lay down arms and surrender to avoid bloodshed & unnecessary victims. Otherwise, you'll be bombed."

Zmiinyi defenders: "Russian warship, go fuck yourself."

HVC

#4735
February 01, 2025, 09:41:04 PM
Being lazy is bad; unless you still get what you want, then it's called "patience".
Hubris must be punished. Severely.

viper37

#4736
February 01, 2025, 09:48:35 PM
I don't do meditation.  I drink alcohol to relax, like normal people.

If Microsoft Excel decided to stop working overnight, the world would practically end.

jimmy olsen

#4737
February 02, 2025, 04:53:58 AM
Quote from: Jacob on January 31, 2025, 05:07:43 PMYou all see the bit about Musk getting access to the system the handles the however many $ trillion used for social security payments and other entitlements?
We are fucked
It is far better for the truth to tear my flesh to pieces, then for my soul to wander through darkness in eternal damnation.

Jet: So what kind of woman is she? What's Julia like?
Faye: Ordinary. The kind of beautiful, dangerous ordinary that you just can't leave alone.
Jet: I see.
Faye: Like an angel from the underworld. Or a devil from Paradise.
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Valmy

#4738
February 02, 2025, 03:58:42 PM
Quote from: jimmy olsen on February 02, 2025, 04:53:58 AM
Quote from: Jacob on January 31, 2025, 05:07:43 PMYou all see the bit about Musk getting access to the system the handles the however many $ trillion used for social security payments and other entitlements?
We are fucked

Yes. But how fucked is still up in the air.

Who will rid us of this troublesome oligarch?
Quote"This is a Russian warship. I propose you lay down arms and surrender to avoid bloodshed & unnecessary victims. Otherwise, you'll be bombed."

Zmiinyi defenders: "Russian warship, go fuck yourself."

celedhring

#4739
February 02, 2025, 04:27:36 PM
Maybe the retaliatory tariffs should just be a 500000000000000% on Teslas?
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