2024 US Presidential Elections Megathread

[Valmy]

Jesus could join Taylor and Beyonce and some of those states would still vote Trump 

[Sophie Scholl]

Jesus could join Taylor and Beyonce and some of those states would still vote Trump 

Jesus would be hated soooooo much by the Evangelical folks.

[Admiral Yi]

Jesus would be hated soooooo much by the Evangelical folks.

Yup.  They like the Old Testament God.

[grumbler]

Jesus would be hated soooooo much by the Evangelical folks.

Yup.  They like the Old Testament God.

And that's why the authors of the New Testament decided to give them some fan service by ending with Revelations.

[Syt]

Jesus could join Taylor and Beyonce and some of those states would still vote Trump 

Jesus would be hated soooooo much by the Evangelical folks.

Jesus would be hated soooooo much by the Evangelical folks.

Yup.  They like the Old Testament God.

And also often quite selective about what they point to. There's conservatives who point to Leviticus 18:22 and 20:13 to show that God is against homosexual sex, but you rarely hear them talk about Leviticus 19 which has rules about not wearing clothes woven from two different materials, that if you plant a fruit tree you need to wait till the fifth year to harvest from it (year 1-3 are no-no, year 4 is for the LORD), or that you shouldn't hold back a hired worker's wage overnight. Not to mention Leviticus 19:33 that says you should be nice to foreigners and treat them like your own people.

[HVC]

Jesus would be hated soooooo much by the Evangelical folks.

Yup.  They like the Old Testament God.

And that's why the authors of the New Testament decided to give them some fan service by ending with Revelations.

Revelations is what happens when you give the schizophrenic guy a book in the bible

[Caliga]

I thought her speech was really good.  Either I forgot how good of a speaker she is, or she's really polished her delivery since she ran for POTUS last.

[The Minsky Moment]

And that's why the authors of the New Testament decided to give them some fan service by ending with Revelations.

Some heavy drug use involved in that one.

[Tamas]

Best comment I have seen on Kennedy withdrawing and supporting Trump:

[Baron von Schtinkenbutt]

[Norgy]

Jesus would be hated soooooo much by the Evangelical folks.

Yup.  They like the Old Testament God.

And that's why the authors of the New Testament decided to give them some fan service by ending with Revelations.

That's the first LSD trip in recorded in history, I think.

I see Kennedy jr. endorses Trump. I am sure his dad would be proud.

[Josquius]

I had previously heard there'd been talk of him getting a position in trumps cabinet if Trump wins - very worryingly it was the health portfolio that was pointed towards.

[Solmyr]

Man, if you somehow manage to not elect Trump, you'll dodge so many bullets.

[Solmyr]

And that's why the authors of the New Testament decided to give them some fan service by ending with Revelations.

Some heavy drug use involved in that one.

[jimmy olsen]

I thought her speech was really good.  Either I forgot how good of a speaker she is, or she's really polished her delivery since she ran for POTUS last.

I think she's really improved