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Started by Korea, March 10, 2009, 06:24:26 AM

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CountDeMoney

Was talking to my sister, apparently there was a minor crisis late last week at my niece's middle school; it was wracked with a minor social media sex scandal, as several tweenager boys, having been empowered by the President-Elect's resounding victory, apparently plotted to "grab that pussy" and " have sex" over the weekend with a number of girls.

Helicopter parents came in low out of the rising sun and about a mile out put on the music. 

Ed Anger

Quote from: CountDeMoney on November 14, 2016, 10:10:34 PM
Was talking to my sister, apparently there was a minor crisis late last week at my niece's middle school; it was wracked with a minor social media sex scandal, as several tweenager boys, having been empowered by the President-Elect's resounding victory, apparently plotted to "grab that pussy" and " have sex" over the weekend with a number of girls.

Helicopter parents came in low out of the rising sun and about a mile out put on the music.

:lol:
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derspiess

"If you can play a guitar and harmonica at the same time, like Bob Dylan or Neil Young, you're a genius. But make that extra bit of effort and strap some cymbals to your knees, suddenly people want to get the hell away from you."  --Rich Hall

CountDeMoney


Syt

SNL's cold open: Hillary Clinton (Kate McKinnon) performs Leonard Cohen's "Hallelujah."

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BG-_ZDrypec

:(
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Martinus

Quote from: Syt on November 15, 2016, 10:57:01 AM
SNL's cold open: Hillary Clinton (Kate McKinnon) performs Leonard Cohen's "Hallelujah."

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BG-_ZDrypec

:(

Isn't SNL supposed to (pretend to) be funny?

derspiess

Seemed pretty pathetic.  Apparently some FB friends of mine found it "deeply touching" :mellow:
"If you can play a guitar and harmonica at the same time, like Bob Dylan or Neil Young, you're a genius. But make that extra bit of effort and strap some cymbals to your knees, suddenly people want to get the hell away from you."  --Rich Hall

derspiess

They did redeem themselves somewhat by making fun of white leftists watching the results.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SHG0ezLiVGc
"If you can play a guitar and harmonica at the same time, like Bob Dylan or Neil Young, you're a genius. But make that extra bit of effort and strap some cymbals to your knees, suddenly people want to get the hell away from you."  --Rich Hall

Martinus

Quote from: derspiess on November 15, 2016, 11:30:59 AM
Seemed pretty pathetic.  Apparently some FB friends of mine found it "deeply touching" :mellow:

Yeah. If you are a comedy show that claims to dish it out to everyone equally - even though noone is buying it really - you don't whip out a sobby mourning number when your candidate loses. Have some dignity.

Martinus

Quote from: derspiess on November 15, 2016, 11:31:59 AM
They did redeem themselves somewhat by making fun of white leftists watching the results.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SHG0ezLiVGc

Yeah that one was fun. :P

garbon

Quote from: derspiess on November 15, 2016, 11:30:59 AM
Seemed pretty pathetic.  Apparently some FB friends of mine found it "deeply touching" :mellow:

I guess it is for someone who liked Cohen and likes Clinton.
"I've never been quite sure what the point of a eunuch is, if truth be told. It seems to me they're only men with the useful bits cut off."
I drank because I wanted to drown my sorrows, but now the damned things have learned to swim.

derspiess

Quote from: garbon on November 15, 2016, 11:45:53 AM
Quote from: derspiess on November 15, 2016, 11:30:59 AM
Seemed pretty pathetic.  Apparently some FB friends of mine found it "deeply touching" :mellow:

I guess it is for someone who liked Cohen and likes Clinton.

So... as a Hillary enthusiast can you let us in on the joke?  :unsure:
"If you can play a guitar and harmonica at the same time, like Bob Dylan or Neil Young, you're a genius. But make that extra bit of effort and strap some cymbals to your knees, suddenly people want to get the hell away from you."  --Rich Hall

garbon

Quote from: derspiess on November 15, 2016, 11:54:17 AM
Quote from: garbon on November 15, 2016, 11:45:53 AM
Quote from: derspiess on November 15, 2016, 11:30:59 AM
Seemed pretty pathetic.  Apparently some FB friends of mine found it "deeply touching" :mellow:

I guess it is for someone who liked Cohen and likes Clinton.

So... as a Hillary enthusiast can you let us in on the joke?  :unsure:

It wasn't a joke so there's that.
"I've never been quite sure what the point of a eunuch is, if truth be told. It seems to me they're only men with the useful bits cut off."
I drank because I wanted to drown my sorrows, but now the damned things have learned to swim.

Valmy

I thought you found overly dramatic Hillary mourning funny.
Quote"This is a Russian warship. I propose you lay down arms and surrender to avoid bloodshed & unnecessary victims. Otherwise, you'll be bombed."

Zmiinyi defenders: "Russian warship, go fuck yourself."

derspiess

"If you can play a guitar and harmonica at the same time, like Bob Dylan or Neil Young, you're a genius. But make that extra bit of effort and strap some cymbals to your knees, suddenly people want to get the hell away from you."  --Rich Hall