There wasn't fucking KY jelly commercials on the TV. Female satisfaction? FUCK THAT SHIT.
And all those fucking Yaz commercials nowadays. Every fucking commercial break, I hear this shit:
You may have seen some Yaz commercials recently that were not clear
You may have seen some Yaz commercials recently that were not clear
You may have seen some Yaz commercials recently that were not clear
You may have seen some Yaz commercials recently that were not clear
Goddamn it. :mad:
The worst commercials are any commercial that has an alarm clock. Also annoying are the Honda commercials where the guy drives his Honda SUV into his garage (shaped like a hockey net), and goal alarms go off. When you're watching the hockey game and you leave the room, you think that the home team scored at least twice every commercial break.
I guess what I'm trying to say is that all Honda executives are going to join their brothers at Toyota on the Death List.
I wonder about the commercials that start with, "I have genital herpes!"
Quote from: Darth Wagtaros on May 22, 2009, 05:13:52 PM
I wonder about the commercials that start with, "I have genital herpes!"
Thanks for the Valtrex commercial reminders. Talking about outbreaks during dinner. :mad:
Dude, KY gel is not just for women. :rolleyes:
Quote from: Martinus on May 22, 2009, 05:20:40 PM
Dude, KY gel is not just for women. :rolleyes:
I love it when somebody who actually hasn't seen the commercials they are aiming at women and tried to get a ding in.
And the only thing you are familiar with is Tinactin.
You are the reason why AIDS was invented.
Quote from: Ed Anger on May 22, 2009, 05:15:53 PM
Quote from: Darth Wagtaros on May 22, 2009, 05:13:52 PM
I wonder about the commercials that start with, "I have genital herpes!"
Thanks for the Valtrex commercial reminders. Talking about outbreaks during dinner. :mad:
When I see that one where the chick says she has it and the dude says he still doesn't, I can't help myself. I scream at the TV, "Then get the fuck out while you still can, chump!".
Quote from: MadImmortalMan on May 22, 2009, 05:25:39 PM
Quote from: Ed Anger on May 22, 2009, 05:15:53 PM
Quote from: Darth Wagtaros on May 22, 2009, 05:13:52 PM
I wonder about the commercials that start with, "I have genital herpes!"
Thanks for the Valtrex commercial reminders. Talking about outbreaks during dinner. :mad:
When I see that one where the chick says she has it and the dude says he still doesn't, I can't help myself. I scream at the TV, "Then get the fuck out while you still can, chump!".
That chick is fucking hot though.
I spend my nights trolling craigslist ads nowadays, and here is my target of the week:
Quote
WARNING: READ ALL
I am a young single lady living in the 805 area.
20 years old
i am loking for some one who is open minded and fun
i often hear how im such a great girl and alot of guys come up to me in the street and ask me out
i ALWAYS decline due to the fact that i have
GENITAL HERPES
i want to let the person that im trying to get to know better
know right off the bat what going on with me
i love almost every activity
im looking for some one between 21-28
if your out there please make yourslef heard
because im someone who is worth it
flaws and all
Whoever initially came up with the idea to put car horns, police sirens, etc, in radio commercials needs to be beaten to death.
QuoteI wonder about the commercials that start with, "I have genital herpes!"
Yeah, those are weird. "I HAVE GENTIAL HERPES! :w00t:" Heey...that's awesome. Thanks for letting me know, buddy.
There was an ad last year on the fucking RADIO that had police sirens at the start. Um...most people listen to the radio while driving in their car geniuses. Every time it had me glancing around for the po-po. Freaking thing gave me a heart attack until I got used to it.
Quote from: Valmy on May 22, 2009, 06:08:42 PM
There was an ad last year on the fucking RADIO that had police sirens at the start. Um...most people listen to the radio while driving in their car geniuses. Every time it had me glancing around for the po-po. Freaking thing gave me a heart attack until I got used to it.
Ugh. One thing I hate are hip hop songs that contain police sirens. After all there ain't no person that wants to be listening to a song and suddenly hear a siren. I'll hear them on the radio in my car and freak out. :(
Quote from: Valmy on May 22, 2009, 06:08:42 PM
There was an ad last year on the fucking RADIO that had police sirens at the start. Um...most people listen to the radio while driving in their car geniuses. Every time it had me glancing around for the po-po. Freaking thing gave me a heart attack until I got used to it.
Yeah, that's the one I was thinking of. Right at the beginning. Car insurance commercial, wasn't it?
Quote from: MadBurgerMaker on May 22, 2009, 06:16:57 PM
Yeah, that's the one I was thinking of. Right at the beginning. Car insurance commercial, wasn't it?
Yep it was one of those ads saying they will insure you anyway despite the 23 speeding tickets you recieved.
Other annoyances:
The Progressive insurance woman. Lousy insurance, lousy commercials.
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Quote from: Ed Anger on May 22, 2009, 06:28:01 PM
Other annoyances:
The Progressive insurance woman. Lousy insurance, lousy commercials.
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I would fuck the shit out of her though.
Ed Anger: please stop writing me semi-funny emails/PMs in my dreams. Thank you.
Quote from: Syt on May 22, 2009, 11:45:51 PM
Ed Anger: please stop writing me semi-funny emails/PMs in my dreams. Thank you.
We're getting to you! :w00t:
Quote from: Syt on May 22, 2009, 11:45:51 PM
Ed Anger: please stop writing me semi-funny emails/PMs in my dreams. Thank you.
Do you ever dream about vampire stripper ponies committing crimes?
Quote from: Peter Wiggin on May 23, 2009, 01:06:59 AM
Quote from: Syt on May 22, 2009, 11:45:51 PM
Ed Anger: please stop writing me semi-funny emails/PMs in my dreams. Thank you.
Do you ever dream about vampire stripper ponies committing crimes?
No. I was in a virtual reality MMORPG and Monkeanger kept sending me nonsensical PMs with weird items attached.
Quote from: Fireblade on May 22, 2009, 07:27:45 PM
Quote from: Ed Anger on May 22, 2009, 06:28:01 PM
Other annoyances:
The Progressive insurance woman. Lousy insurance, lousy commercials.
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I would fuck the shit out of her though.
Really? I have a hard time seeing past all that makeup. She looks like a clown.
Things were better when:
Sharpies didn't need an MSDS.
Things were better when CAVEMEN weren't in commercials.
Quote from: PDH on May 23, 2009, 08:06:40 AM
Sharpies didn't need an MSDS.
Sharpies, hell: http://www.sciencelab.com/xMSDS-Water-9927321
Quote from: Peter Wiggin on May 23, 2009, 01:06:59 AM
Quote from: Syt on May 22, 2009, 11:45:51 PM
Ed Anger: please stop writing me semi-funny emails/PMs in my dreams. Thank you.
Do you ever dream about vampire stripper ponies committing crimes?
That Jacob is a sick fuck.
At least we're not getting bombarded with those Toyota "Saved by 0" commercials anymore like we were during Sunday football. :yeah:
Quote from: Darth Wagtaros on May 23, 2009, 10:00:36 AM
Quote from: Peter Wiggin on May 23, 2009, 01:06:59 AM
Quote from: Syt on May 22, 2009, 11:45:51 PM
Ed Anger: please stop writing me semi-funny emails/PMs in my dreams. Thank you.
Do you ever dream about vampire stripper ponies committing crimes?
That Jacob is a sick fuck.
:lol: Don't tar him with your brush.
Now I've got a new peeve, the "Seasonique" pills. NOW YOU CAN HAVE ONLY 4 PERIODS.
The term "Bromance". Anybody using that should be raped with a glass dildo that explodes in them.
Hell, things were better when teens weren't texting and driving, students didn't call their university instructor by their first name, when we could count on a good old nemesis like the USSR, cars belched out blue smoke and we liked it.
Quote from: Ed Anger on May 25, 2009, 12:39:34 PM
The term "Bromance". Anybody using that should be raped with a glass dildo that explodes in them.
:bleeding:
The other week, I was going out to play some poker with some friends, and my wife told me to have a nice 'bromantic evening'.
I was saddened and distressed.
Quote from: Neil on May 25, 2009, 01:28:52 PM
Quote from: Ed Anger on May 25, 2009, 12:39:34 PM
The term "Bromance". Anybody using that should be raped with a glass dildo that explodes in them.
:bleeding:
The other week, I was going out to play some poker with some friends, and my wife told me to have a nice 'bromantic evening'.
I was saddened and distressed.
I'll bet that term was invented by women to discourage boy's night out-style behaviours by passive-aggressively praising them. :lol:
Quote from: Neil on May 25, 2009, 01:28:52 PM
Quote from: Ed Anger on May 25, 2009, 12:39:34 PM
The term "Bromance". Anybody using that should be raped with a glass dildo that explodes in them.
:bleeding:
The other week, I was going out to play some poker with some friends, and my wife told me to have a nice 'bromantic evening'.
I was saddened and distressed.
I didn't know you were gay.
Quote from: PDH on May 25, 2009, 01:20:19 PM
Hell, things were better when teens weren't texting and driving, students didn't call their university instructor by their first name, when we could count on a good old nemesis like the USSR, cars belched out blue smoke and we liked it.
Hear hear.
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Quote from: Razgovory on May 25, 2009, 01:44:23 PM
Quote from: Neil on May 25, 2009, 01:28:52 PM
Quote from: Ed Anger on May 25, 2009, 12:39:34 PM
The term "Bromance". Anybody using that should be raped with a glass dildo that explodes in them.
:bleeding:
The other week, I was going out to play some poker with some friends, and my wife told me to have a nice 'bromantic evening'.
I was saddened and distressed.
I didn't know you were gay.
So what was it about my post that made you angry and jealous? A wife? Friends? Leaving the house?
Another thing - pudding. It used to come in metal cans with lids that could slice your tongue off. It was a death sport to lick the lids, a rite of passage. Now, pudding has been pansified and America's youth is suffering.
Quote from: Ed Anger on May 24, 2009, 08:01:45 AM
Now I've got a new peeve, the "Seasonique" pills. NOW YOU CAN HAVE ONLY 4 PERIODS.
Yeah, that isn't going to get me to buy the pill.
telephones on TV.
back in the day, we had two house phones. when a phone rang on TV, it was pretty obvious it was the TV phone.
now, people have multiple gadgets. and "unique" ringers. when something/someone rings, I usually do not know where it is coming from. when a TV or movie is on, I sometimes get very confused.
and people who use telephones in music samples should be disconnected.
Pontiac weren't going extinct :(
Quote from: PDH on May 27, 2009, 10:20:14 AM
Another thing - pudding. It used to come in metal cans with lids that could slice your tongue off. It was a death sport to lick the lids, a rite of passage. Now, pudding has been pansified and America's youth is suffering.
Heck, I am old as dirt, and I never recall encountering any metal when licking off the tops of my Swiss Miss pudding.
Quote from: PDH on May 27, 2009, 10:20:14 AM
Another thing - pudding. It used to come in metal cans with lids that could slice your tongue off. It was a death sport to lick the lids, a rite of passage. Now, pudding has been pansified and America's youth is suffering.
QuoteJudy, we can still buy pudding in a can here in England. I'm sure they are not made by Campbell's - can't think who they are made by, but you can get chocolate pudding, treacle sponge pudding and possibly other flavours. I haven't had one for years but people must still buy them as our supermarket still stocks them.
Jackie
Quote from: PDH on May 27, 2009, 10:20:14 AM
Another thing - pudding. It used to come in metal cans with lids that could slice your tongue off. It was a death sport to lick the lids, a rite of passage. Now, pudding has been pansified and America's youth is suffering.
Mmm. i miss buttersotch pudding in a can. the ones in plastic containers don't taste the same.
also, i miss old campbels mushroom soup.
Quote from: Peter Wiggin on May 23, 2009, 01:06:59 AM
Quote from: Syt on May 22, 2009, 11:45:51 PM
Ed Anger: please stop writing me semi-funny emails/PMs in my dreams. Thank you.
Do you ever dream about vampire stripper ponies committing crimes?
There should be a tv series about a vampire stripper pony who fights crimes.
Quote from: Ed Anger on May 25, 2009, 12:39:34 PM
The term "Bromance". Anybody using that should be raped with a glass dildo that explodes in them.
I like the term.
Quote from: saskganesh on May 27, 2009, 11:04:34 AM
telephones on TV.
back in the day, we had two house phones. when a phone rang on TV, it was pretty obvious it was the TV phone.
now, people have multiple gadgets. and "unique" ringers. when something/someone rings, I usually do not know where it is coming from. when a TV or movie is on, I sometimes get very confused.
and people who use telephones in music samples should be disconnected.
Don't worry. Many elderly people (especially potheads) get easily confused by unfamiliar sounds and sights. :hug:
Things were better when...life was more than just trying not to be miserable.
Quote from: Martinus on May 28, 2009, 12:48:03 AM
Quote from: Ed Anger on May 25, 2009, 12:39:34 PM
The term "Bromance". Anybody using that should be raped with a glass dildo that explodes in them.
I like the term.
Of course you would, you old queen.
Quote from: saskganesh on May 27, 2009, 11:04:34 AM
and people who use telephones in music samples should be disconnected.
If by that you mean people who have music samples as ringtones, I wholeheartedly agree.
Quote from: Berkut on May 28, 2009, 12:55:24 AM
Things were better when...life was more than just trying not to be miserable.
Was it ever different????
Mother of God...
A planned Buckaroo Banzai TV series. JUST RAPE ME SOME MORE, YOU WORTHLESS FUCKS.
Can't be worse than the Dukes of Hazzard remake.
Quote from: Ed Anger on May 28, 2009, 08:23:38 AM
Mother of God...
A planned Buckaroo Banzai TV series. JUST RAPE ME SOME MORE, YOU WORTHLESS FUCKS.
as the bearer of this awful news it falls upon you to commit suicide.
Quote from: Tonitrus on May 27, 2009, 11:33:12 PM
Heck, I am old as dirt, and I never recall encountering any metal when licking off the tops of my Swiss Miss pudding.
You are as old as dirt when you remember that they were not from Swiss Miss, but instead were called "Snack Packs" and, yes, butterscotch was the finest pudding in a can ever.
Remember metal lunchboxes? Those were cool.
I still have my Star Wars and Space:1999 lunchboxes.
I wish I had mine. Pac-Man was cool.
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I had a "Big Rig Express" Lunchbox when CBs were all the rage. Damn I miss that one, with the driver, later named "Big Jim Anus" (for his massive, stamped metal cleft chin), and his sidekick "Chet" delivering across the USA all the important goods and illegal beer, all the while using trucker-lingo.
Quote from: Berkut on May 28, 2009, 12:55:24 AM
Things were better when...life was more than just trying not to be miserable.
See, for all the shit...life is more than that. It is fun to bitch about kids at least. Someday, Ed will invite me to Ohio and we can sit on his porch and damn the modern day generation.
Quote from: Martinus on May 28, 2009, 12:50:19 AM
Don't worry. Many elderly people (especially potheads) get easily confused by unfamiliar sounds and sights. :hug:
indeed. It's a definite sign.
and what's with these people who use microphones for their handsfree cell phones? they use them everywhere, with little discretion. every call becomes a performance broadcast.
at first I thought it was just a fresh wave of Tourette's.
Quote from: PDH on May 28, 2009, 09:38:46 AM
Quote from: Berkut on May 28, 2009, 12:55:24 AM
Things were better when...life was more than just trying not to be miserable.
See, for all the shit...life is more than that. It is fun to bitch about kids at least. Someday, Ed will invite me to Ohio and we can sit on his porch and damn the modern day generation.
Life certainly ought to be more than that. But this social animal bullshit gets in the way, since it forces you to deal with and make commitments to other human beings. And human beings are mostly selfish pricks.
Quote from: Ed Anger on May 28, 2009, 08:23:38 AM
Mother of God...
A planned Buckaroo Banzai TV series. JUST RAPE ME SOME MORE, YOU WORTHLESS FUCKS.
What?
Quote from: Berkut on May 28, 2009, 09:40:32 AM
Quote from: PDH on May 28, 2009, 09:38:46 AM
Quote from: Berkut on May 28, 2009, 12:55:24 AM
Things were better when...life was more than just trying not to be miserable.
See, for all the shit...life is more than that. It is fun to bitch about kids at least. Someday, Ed will invite me to Ohio and we can sit on his porch and damn the modern day generation.
Life certainly ought to be more than that. But this social animal bullshit gets in the way, since it forces you to deal with and make commitments to other human beings. And human beings are mostly selfish pricks.
Why would it be about more than that? Why would it be about anything? It is what it is. There's no rhyme or reason to it, no pattern or purpose.
Quote from: Neil on May 28, 2009, 09:54:58 AM
Quote from: Ed Anger on May 28, 2009, 08:23:38 AM
Mother of God...
A planned Buckaroo Banzai TV series. JUST RAPE ME SOME MORE, YOU WORTHLESS FUCKS.
What?
It is in this:
http://drexfiles.wordpress.com/2009/05/20/buckaroo-banzais-complex-88/
Quote from: saskganesh on May 28, 2009, 09:40:30 AM
Quote from: Martinus on May 28, 2009, 12:50:19 AM
Don't worry. Many elderly people (especially potheads) get easily confused by unfamiliar sounds and sights. :hug:
indeed. It's a definite sign.
and what's with these people who use microphones for their handsfree cell phones? they use them everywhere, with little discretion. every call becomes a performance broadcast.
at first I thought it was just a fresh wave of Tourette's.
The speakerphones annoy me. I dont wanna listen to some statically dolt having a loud phone conversation.
I have the Fallout lunchbox. :wub: