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Started by Ed Anger, May 22, 2009, 04:59:46 PM

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Fireblade

#15
May 22, 2009, 07:27:45 PM
Quote from: Ed Anger on May 22, 2009, 06:28:01 PM
Other annoyances:

The Progressive insurance woman. Lousy insurance, lousy commercials.



I would fuck the shit out of her though.

Syt

#16
May 22, 2009, 11:45:51 PM
Ed Anger: please stop writing me semi-funny emails/PMs in my dreams. Thank you.
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garbon

#17
May 23, 2009, 12:36:37 AM
Quote from: Syt on May 22, 2009, 11:45:51 PM
Ed Anger: please stop writing me semi-funny emails/PMs in my dreams. Thank you.

We're getting to you! :w00t:
"I've never been quite sure what the point of a eunuch is, if truth be told. It seems to me they're only men with the useful bits cut off."

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Eddie Teach

#18
May 23, 2009, 01:06:59 AM
Quote from: Syt on May 22, 2009, 11:45:51 PM
Ed Anger: please stop writing me semi-funny emails/PMs in my dreams. Thank you.

Do you ever dream about vampire stripper ponies committing crimes?
To sleep, perchance to dream. But in that sleep of death, what dreams may come?

Syt

#19
May 23, 2009, 01:15:07 AM
Quote from: Peter Wiggin on May 23, 2009, 01:06:59 AM
Quote from: Syt on May 22, 2009, 11:45:51 PM
Ed Anger: please stop writing me semi-funny emails/PMs in my dreams. Thank you.

Do you ever dream about vampire stripper ponies committing crimes?

No. I was in a virtual reality MMORPG and Monkeanger kept sending me nonsensical PMs with weird items attached.
I am, somehow, less interested in the weight and convolutions of Einstein's brain than in the near certainty that people of equal talent have lived and died in cotton fields and sweatshops.
—Stephen Jay Gould

Proud owner of 42 Zoupa Points.

Neil

#20
May 23, 2009, 06:54:42 AM
Quote from: Fireblade on May 22, 2009, 07:27:45 PM
Quote from: Ed Anger on May 22, 2009, 06:28:01 PM
Other annoyances:

The Progressive insurance woman. Lousy insurance, lousy commercials.



I would fuck the shit out of her though.
Really?  I have a hard time seeing past all that makeup.  She looks like a clown.
I do not hate you, nor do I love you, but you are made out of atoms which I can use for something else.

PDH

#21
May 23, 2009, 08:06:40 AM
Things were better when:

Sharpies didn't need an MSDS.
I have come to believe that the whole world is an enigma, a harmless enigma that is made terrible by our own mad attempt to interpret it as though it had an underlying truth.
-Umberto Eco

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"I'm pretty sure my level of depression has nothing to do with how much of a fucking asshole you are."

-CdM

Strix

#22
May 23, 2009, 08:50:15 AM
Things were better when CAVEMEN weren't in commercials.
"I always cheer up immensely if an attack is particularly wounding because I think, well, if they attack one personally, it means they have not a single political argument left." - Margaret Thatcher

Darth Wagtaros

#24
May 23, 2009, 10:00:36 AM
Quote from: Peter Wiggin on May 23, 2009, 01:06:59 AM
Quote from: Syt on May 22, 2009, 11:45:51 PM
Ed Anger: please stop writing me semi-funny emails/PMs in my dreams. Thank you.

Do you ever dream about vampire stripper ponies committing crimes?
That Jacob is a sick fuck.
PDH!

Vince

#25
May 23, 2009, 10:07:14 AM
At least we're not getting bombarded with those Toyota "Saved by 0" commercials anymore like we were during Sunday football.   :yeah:

jimmy olsen

#26
May 23, 2009, 11:10:50 AM
Quote from: Darth Wagtaros on May 23, 2009, 10:00:36 AM
Quote from: Peter Wiggin on May 23, 2009, 01:06:59 AM
Quote from: Syt on May 22, 2009, 11:45:51 PM
Ed Anger: please stop writing me semi-funny emails/PMs in my dreams. Thank you.

Do you ever dream about vampire stripper ponies committing crimes?
That Jacob is a sick fuck.
:lol: Don't tar him with your brush.
It is far better for the truth to tear my flesh to pieces, then for my soul to wander through darkness in eternal damnation.

Jet: So what kind of woman is she? What's Julia like?
Faye: Ordinary. The kind of beautiful, dangerous ordinary that you just can't leave alone.
Jet: I see.
Faye: Like an angel from the underworld. Or a devil from Paradise.
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Ed Anger

#27
May 24, 2009, 08:01:45 AM
Now I've got a new peeve, the "Seasonique" pills. NOW YOU CAN HAVE ONLY 4 PERIODS.
Stay Alive...Let the Man Drive

Ed Anger

#28
May 25, 2009, 12:39:34 PM
The term "Bromance". Anybody using that should be raped with a glass dildo that explodes in them.
Stay Alive...Let the Man Drive

PDH

#29
May 25, 2009, 01:20:19 PM
Hell, things were better when teens weren't texting and driving, students didn't call their university instructor by their first name, when we could count on a good old nemesis like the USSR, cars belched out blue smoke and we liked it.
I have come to believe that the whole world is an enigma, a harmless enigma that is made terrible by our own mad attempt to interpret it as though it had an underlying truth.
-Umberto Eco

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"I'm pretty sure my level of depression has nothing to do with how much of a fucking asshole you are."

-CdM
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