For those that find themselves in a pissy assed holiday mood for whatever reason, a thread to vent and throw fruitcakes and poo at each other and whatnot and besides the birth of Jesus didn't increase shareholder value anyway so what the fuck.
:mad:
I gave the lesbians on the first floor a ration of shit. And it felt good.
:mad:
If I could skip it this year, I would.
I guess that decorating didn't go very well. :hmm:
Seedy is gonna be dead before 2014.
Quote from: katmai on December 23, 2012, 04:45:52 PM
Seedy is gonna be dead before 2014.
Are you gonna start a pool?
Start?
I have actually been in a very good mood. But my wife, not so much. And it is fucking getting old.
Quote from: Berkut on December 23, 2012, 04:56:09 PM
I have actually been in a very good mood. But my wife, not so much. And it is fucking getting old.
I would imagine. You've been telling us that since 2004.
I'm too tired to get worked up about Xmas one way or the other, it will pass, family commitments will be satisfied, January will usher in slightly longer days.
Quote from: CountDeMoney on December 23, 2012, 04:06:36 PM
I gave the lesbians on the first floor a ration of shit. And it felt good.
:mad:
you've changed man.
Quote from: HVC on December 23, 2012, 05:39:58 PM
Quote from: CountDeMoney on December 23, 2012, 04:06:36 PM
I gave the lesbians on the first floor a ration of shit. And it felt good.
:mad:
you've changed man.
They're transplants, relocated because one of them works for the company that bought mine out.
The way I see it, they're buying Christmas presents with my salary. So fuck them, Wall Street, the GOP, the entire Romney family including the fucking horse, and Admiral Yi.
And they're not even hot, either.
Quote from: CountDeMoney on December 23, 2012, 05:46:05 PM
Quote from: HVC on December 23, 2012, 05:39:58 PM
Quote from: CountDeMoney on December 23, 2012, 04:06:36 PM
I gave the lesbians on the first floor a ration of shit. And it felt good.
:mad:
you've changed man.
They're transplants, relocated because one of them works for the company that bought mine out.
The way I see it, they're buying Christmas presents with my salary. So fuck them, Wall Street, the GOP, the entire Romney family including the fucking horse, and Admiral Yi.
And they're not even hot, either.
Like you were going to stay at any one job for any length of time anyway. You start and abandon jobs even more regularly than you start and abandon wargames. In fact, you go through almost as many jobs as [name redacted to avoid breach of backroom sanctity].
Quote from: CountDeMoney on December 23, 2012, 05:46:05 PM
Quote from: HVC on December 23, 2012, 05:39:58 PM
Quote from: CountDeMoney on December 23, 2012, 04:06:36 PM
I gave the lesbians on the first floor a ration of shit. And it felt good.
:mad:
you've changed man.
They're transplants, relocated because one of them works for the company that bought mine out.
The way I see it, they're buying Christmas presents with my salary. So fuck them, Wall Street, the GOP, the entire Romney family including the fucking horse, and Admiral Yi.
And they're not even hot, either.
the fact that they're not hot gets you a buy (bye?). The fact you freaked out at one because of who she workers for is a little off putting. Was it like full on hobo drunk rambling nonsense, or did she know what was going on?
Quote from: HVC on December 23, 2012, 05:55:16 PM
Quote from: CountDeMoney on December 23, 2012, 05:46:05 PM
Quote from: HVC on December 23, 2012, 05:39:58 PM
Quote from: CountDeMoney on December 23, 2012, 04:06:36 PM
I gave the lesbians on the first floor a ration of shit. And it felt good.
:mad:
you've changed man.
They're transplants, relocated because one of them works for the company that bought mine out.
The way I see it, they're buying Christmas presents with my salary. So fuck them, Wall Street, the GOP, the entire Romney family including the fucking horse, and Admiral Yi.
And they're not even hot, either.
the fact that they're not hot gets you a buy (bye?). The fact you freaked out at one because of who she workers for is a little off putting. Was it like full on hobo drunk rambling nonsense, or did she know what was going on?
Huh. I didn't think of that way. I just figured that was his colorful way of saying his toilet overflowed or something.
Quote from: HVC on December 23, 2012, 05:55:16 PM
the fact that they're not hot gets you a buy (bye?). The fact you freaked out at one because of who she workers for is a little off putting. Was it like full on hobo drunk rambling nonsense, or did she know what was going on?
Bah, she's OK people, not her fault anyway. But she can't park for shit, and that is her fault. Plenty of spaces to the left, but no, park right on top of my fucking outside mirror. So I let her know.
Leave me to my misdirected hate, please.
Oh, gotcha. I was imagining full on break down. That's cool then. Grinch away my friend, grinch away :)
Besides, having to live under the Dazzling Urbanites that are in the unit below me is its own karma.
Quote from: Razgovory on December 23, 2012, 06:03:54 PM
Quote from: HVC on December 23, 2012, 05:55:16 PM
Quote from: CountDeMoney on December 23, 2012, 05:46:05 PM
Quote from: HVC on December 23, 2012, 05:39:58 PM
Quote from: CountDeMoney on December 23, 2012, 04:06:36 PM
I gave the lesbians on the first floor a ration of shit. And it felt good.
:mad:
you've changed man.
They're transplants, relocated because one of them works for the company that bought mine out.
The way I see it, they're buying Christmas presents with my salary. So fuck them, Wall Street, the GOP, the entire Romney family including the fucking horse, and Admiral Yi.
And they're not even hot, either.
the fact that they're not hot gets you a buy (bye?). The fact you freaked out at one because of who she workers for is a little off putting. Was it like full on hobo drunk rambling nonsense, or did she know what was going on?
Huh. I didn't think of that way. I just figured that was his colorful way of saying his toilet overflowed or something.
I thought he meant that he literally took a dump on their welcome mat or the like.
Quote from: CountDeMoney on December 23, 2012, 06:10:01 PM
Besides, having to live under the Dazzling Urbanites that are in the unit below me is its own karma.
:hmm: Must feel like an Escher engraving.
:lol:
How bizarre.
Well, I had my parents over and it was pretty good. They liked it though mum started to cry at one point (she is not herself after her sister died early this year).
Now I'm drinking eggnog and crying to a Tim Burton movie.
I guess it's time to fire up some drag queen dirty perverted Christmas carol parodies to get back on board.
Seriously, pull it together, man.
Quote from: garbon on December 24, 2012, 02:14:49 PM
Seriously, pull it together, man.
Yeah, I know Batman returns was pretty dreadful, but don't cry over it.
Quote from: Admiral Yi on December 23, 2012, 06:41:55 PM
Quote from: CountDeMoney on December 23, 2012, 06:10:01 PM
Besides, having to live under the Dazzling Urbanites that are in the unit below me is its own karma.
:hmm: Must feel like an Escher engraving.
:mellow:
Bad enough I have to listen to them downstairs beating the shit out of each other when da fambly gits together on Sundays, I'm sure the lesbos on the first floor really get the sound effects.
Quote from: Razgovory on December 24, 2012, 02:26:32 PM
Yeah, I know Batman returns was pretty dreadful,
You've clearly never seen Batman and Robin.
It's Christnas Eve, so of course I'm watching the required Chevy Chase classic.
That's right, Fletch is on. :cool:
I bought my cat her favorite weaponized cat nip. She's doing lines of it right now.
Awesome, the Dazzling Urbanites downstairs are playing that favorite old Christmas carol of theirs, "Deck The Wife".
I'll give them until 10, and then call the cops. Too late for the shift to report now, wait for the new shift to finish roll call first.
The natives are restless. Drop some KFC down to them.
Am actually enjoying Christmas this year (having kids helps), but I've been sick the last couple of days. Got a little better when I realized that Triple Sec tastes awesome in tea. Usually use whiskey, but the only bottle I have in the house is Maker's Mark, and I'll be damned if I'm going to waste good bourbon...
:ccr
Christmas sucks. :mad:
here are a bunch of gentile kids complaining about their presents:
https://twitter.com/fart
Quote from: Count on December 25, 2012, 11:42:16 AM
Christmas sucks. :mad:
Yeah, we know, you're all about Good Friday.
I was all set to join in on this thread, but so far, I really can't. Sorry. :) er... :(
New beginnings and all that, right?
Damn, this Xmas meal is taking forever, I'm starving. :(
Quote from: Peter Wiggin on December 25, 2012, 12:21:50 PM
Quote from: Count on December 25, 2012, 11:42:16 AM
Christmas sucks. :mad:
Yeah, we know, you're all about Good Friday.
:lol:
what can I say, I admire successful prosecutions of criminals
Quote from: Peter Wiggin on December 25, 2012, 12:21:50 PM
Quote from: Count on December 25, 2012, 11:42:16 AM
Christmas sucks. :mad:
Yeah, we know, you're all about Good Friday.
No shit, running around in his "FREE BARABBAS" t-shirt.
Quote from: Count on December 25, 2012, 11:42:16 AM
Christmas sucks. :mad:
Looks like we need to do what they did in the beginning of the movie "Ted" :menace:
So how many guns were under the Christmas tree this year, derspiess?
Quote from: CountDeMoney on December 25, 2012, 02:56:34 PM
So how many guns were under the Christmas tree this year, derspiess?
Just one-- a Boba Fett gun for my kid. I did get a nice Magpul AR Handguard/grip set.
I was sick, miserable, and in bed all day yesterday, but I feel much better today. I think my immune system was reacting to the christmas spirit. :mad: