Scrooge/Grinch/Gremlins/Burgermeister/HeatMiser/HansGruber Pissmunk MegaThread

Started by CountDeMoney, December 23, 2012, 03:57:42 PM

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CountDeMoney

#30
December 24, 2012, 03:11:42 PM
I bought my cat her favorite weaponized cat nip.  She's doing lines of it right now.

CountDeMoney

#31
December 24, 2012, 09:49:00 PM
Awesome, the Dazzling Urbanites downstairs are playing that favorite old Christmas carol of theirs, "Deck The Wife".

I'll give them until 10, and then call the cops.  Too late for the shift to report now, wait for the new shift to finish roll call first.

Ed Anger

#32
December 24, 2012, 09:50:00 PM
The natives are restless. Drop some KFC down to them.
Stay Alive...Let the Man Drive

C.C.R.

#33
December 24, 2012, 09:58:32 PM
Am actually enjoying Christmas this year (having kids helps), but I've been sick the last couple of days.  Got a little better when I realized that Triple Sec tastes awesome in tea.  Usually use whiskey, but the only bottle I have in the house is Maker's Mark, and I'll be damned if I'm going to waste good bourbon...

:ccr

Count

#34
December 25, 2012, 11:42:16 AM
Christmas sucks.  :mad:

here are a bunch of gentile kids complaining about their presents:

https://twitter.com/fart
I am CountDeMoney's inner child, who appears mysteriously every few years

Eddie Teach

#35
December 25, 2012, 12:21:50 PM
Quote from: Count on December 25, 2012, 11:42:16 AM
Christmas sucks.  :mad:

Yeah, we know, you're all about Good Friday.
To sleep, perchance to dream. But in that sleep of death, what dreams may come?

merithyn

#36
December 25, 2012, 12:30:51 PM
I was all set to join in on this thread, but so far, I really can't. Sorry. :) er... :(

New beginnings and all that, right?
Yesterday, upon the stair,
I met a man who wasn't there
He wasn't there again today
I wish, I wish he'd go away...

mongers

#38
December 25, 2012, 12:56:39 PM
Damn, this Xmas meal is taking forever, I'm starving. :(
"We have it in our power to begin the world over again"

Count

#39
December 25, 2012, 12:58:16 PM
Quote from: Peter Wiggin on December 25, 2012, 12:21:50 PM
Quote from: Count on December 25, 2012, 11:42:16 AM
Christmas sucks.  :mad:

Yeah, we know, you're all about Good Friday.

:lol:

what can I say, I admire successful prosecutions of criminals
I am CountDeMoney's inner child, who appears mysteriously every few years

CountDeMoney

#40
December 25, 2012, 01:53:57 PM
Quote from: Peter Wiggin on December 25, 2012, 12:21:50 PM
Quote from: Count on December 25, 2012, 11:42:16 AM
Christmas sucks.  :mad:

Yeah, we know, you're all about Good Friday.

No shit, running around in his "FREE BARABBAS" t-shirt.

derspiess

#41
December 25, 2012, 02:49:11 PM
Quote from: Count on December 25, 2012, 11:42:16 AM
Christmas sucks.  :mad:

Looks like we need to do what they did in the beginning of the movie "Ted" :menace:
"If you can play a guitar and harmonica at the same time, like Bob Dylan or Neil Young, you're a genius. But make that extra bit of effort and strap some cymbals to your knees, suddenly people want to get the hell away from you."  --Rich Hall

CountDeMoney

#42
December 25, 2012, 02:56:34 PM
So how many guns were under the Christmas tree this year, derspiess?

derspiess

#43
December 25, 2012, 03:21:44 PM
Quote from: CountDeMoney on December 25, 2012, 02:56:34 PM
So how many guns were under the Christmas tree this year, derspiess?

Just one-- a Boba Fett gun for my kid. I did get a nice Magpul AR Handguard/grip set.
"If you can play a guitar and harmonica at the same time, like Bob Dylan or Neil Young, you're a genius. But make that extra bit of effort and strap some cymbals to your knees, suddenly people want to get the hell away from you."  --Rich Hall

Count

#44
December 26, 2012, 09:54:25 AM
I was sick, miserable, and in bed all day yesterday, but I feel much better today. I think my immune system was reacting to the christmas spirit.  :mad:
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