Scrooge/Grinch/Gremlins/Burgermeister/HeatMiser/HansGruber Pissmunk MegaThread

[CountDeMoney]

For those that find themselves in a pissy assed holiday mood for whatever reason, a thread to vent and throw fruitcakes and poo at each other and whatnot and besides the birth of Jesus didn't increase shareholder value anyway so what the fuck.

[CountDeMoney]

I gave the lesbians on the first floor a ration of shit.  And it felt good.

[Ed Anger]

If I could skip it this year, I would.

[Admiral Yi]

I guess that decorating didn't go very well. 

[katmai]

Seedy is gonna be dead before 2014.

[Eddie Teach]

Seedy is gonna be dead before 2014.

Are you gonna start a pool?

[katmai]

Start?

[Berkut]

I have actually been in a very good mood. But my wife, not so much. And it is fucking getting old.

[Razgovory]

I have actually been in a very good mood. But my wife, not so much. And it is fucking getting old.

I would imagine.  You've been telling us that since 2004.

[mongers]

I'm too tired to get worked up about Xmas one way or the other, it will pass, family commitments will be satisfied, January will usher in slightly longer days.

[HVC]

I gave the lesbians on the first floor a ration of shit.  And it felt good.

you've changed man. 

[CountDeMoney]

I gave the lesbians on the first floor a ration of shit.  And it felt good.

you've changed man.

They're transplants, relocated because one of them works for the company that bought mine out. 
The way I see it, they're buying Christmas presents with my salary.  So fuck them, Wall Street, the GOP, the entire Romney family including the fucking horse, and Admiral Yi.

And they're not even hot, either.

[dps]

I gave the lesbians on the first floor a ration of shit.  And it felt good.

you've changed man.

They're transplants, relocated because one of them works for the company that bought mine out. 
The way I see it, they're buying Christmas presents with my salary.  So fuck them, Wall Street, the GOP, the entire Romney family including the fucking horse, and Admiral Yi.

And they're not even hot, either.

Like you were going to stay at any one job for any length of time anyway.  You start and abandon jobs even more regularly than you start and abandon wargames.  In fact, you go through almost as many jobs as [name redacted to avoid breach of backroom sanctity].

[HVC]

I gave the lesbians on the first floor a ration of shit.  And it felt good.

you've changed man.

They're transplants, relocated because one of them works for the company that bought mine out. 
The way I see it, they're buying Christmas presents with my salary.  So fuck them, Wall Street, the GOP, the entire Romney family including the fucking horse, and Admiral Yi.

And they're not even hot, either.

the fact that they're not hot gets you a buy (bye?). The fact you freaked out at one because of who she workers for is a little off putting. Was it like full on hobo drunk rambling nonsense, or did she know what was going on?

[Razgovory]

I gave the lesbians on the first floor a ration of shit.  And it felt good.

you've changed man.

They're transplants, relocated because one of them works for the company that bought mine out. 
The way I see it, they're buying Christmas presents with my salary.  So fuck them, Wall Street, the GOP, the entire Romney family including the fucking horse, and Admiral Yi.

And they're not even hot, either.

the fact that they're not hot gets you a buy (bye?). The fact you freaked out at one because of who she workers for is a little off putting. Was it like full on hobo drunk rambling nonsense, or did she know what was going on?

Huh.  I didn't think of that way.  I just figured that was his colorful way of saying his toilet overflowed or something.