Scrooge/Grinch/Gremlins/Burgermeister/HeatMiser/HansGruber Pissmunk MegaThread

[CountDeMoney]

the fact that they're not hot gets you a buy (bye?). The fact you freaked out at one because of who she workers for is a little off putting. Was it like full on hobo drunk rambling nonsense, or did she know what was going on?

Bah, she's OK people, not her fault anyway.  But she can't park for shit, and that is her fault.  Plenty of spaces to the left, but no, park right on top of my fucking outside mirror.  So I let her know.

Leave me to my misdirected hate, please. 

[HVC]

Oh, gotcha. I was imagining full on break down. That's cool then. Grinch away my friend, grinch away

[CountDeMoney]

Besides, having to live under the Dazzling Urbanites that are in the unit below me is its own karma.

[dps]

I gave the lesbians on the first floor a ration of shit.  And it felt good.

you've changed man.

They're transplants, relocated because one of them works for the company that bought mine out. 
The way I see it, they're buying Christmas presents with my salary.  So fuck them, Wall Street, the GOP, the entire Romney family including the fucking horse, and Admiral Yi.

And they're not even hot, either.

the fact that they're not hot gets you a buy (bye?). The fact you freaked out at one because of who she workers for is a little off putting. Was it like full on hobo drunk rambling nonsense, or did she know what was going on?

Huh.  I didn't think of that way.  I just figured that was his colorful way of saying his toilet overflowed or something.

I thought he meant that he literally took a dump on their welcome mat or the like.

[Admiral Yi]

Besides, having to live under the Dazzling Urbanites that are in the unit below me is its own karma.

  Must feel like an Escher engraving.

[Maximus]

 

[garbon]

How bizarre.

[Martinus]

Well, I had my parents over and it was pretty good. They liked it though mum started to cry at one point (she is not herself after her sister died early this year).

Now I'm drinking eggnog and crying to a Tim Burton movie.

I guess it's time to fire up some drag queen dirty perverted Christmas carol parodies to get back on board.

[garbon]

Seriously, pull it together, man.

[Razgovory]

Seriously, pull it together, man.

Yeah, I know Batman returns was pretty dreadful, but don't cry over it.

[CountDeMoney]

Besides, having to live under the Dazzling Urbanites that are in the unit below me is its own karma.

  Must feel like an Escher engraving.

Bad enough I have to listen to them downstairs beating the shit out of each other when da fambly gits together on Sundays, I'm sure the lesbos on the first floor really get the sound effects.

[Eddie Teach]

Yeah, I know Batman returns was pretty dreadful,

You've clearly never seen Batman and Robin.

[Admiral Yi]

Note the prepositions. 

[CountDeMoney]

Note the prepositions. 

DAMN THE PREPOSITIONS

[Barrister]

It's Christnas Eve, so of course I'm watching the required Chevy Chase classic.

That's right, Fletch is on.