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Title: Languish 12/21/12 end of the world predictions
Post by: lustindarkness on December 20, 2012, 11:22:04 AM
Some predict the end of the world tomorrow, earthquakes, floods, meteors and UFOs. What do you predict will happen tomorrow?

I predict I will go to work like any other day, traffic will suck on the way home like every other Friday evening, and we will have some funny news stories of crazies waiting for the end, maybe some mass suicides.
Title: Re: Languish 12/21/12 end of the world predictions
Post by: Grey Fox on December 20, 2012, 11:22:55 AM
It's going to snow & rain. 14 or so Earthquakes under 1.0 on the Richter scale will happen around Quebec. People will die. 30 americans will die from gun shot wounds. Children will be born.

Typical day.
Title: Re: Languish 12/21/12 end of the world predictions
Post by: Valmy on December 20, 2012, 11:23:17 AM
Since it is my last day of work this year I predict firey doom to begin to descend on the planet the second I lock up for the Holidays at 5PM CST.
Title: Re: Languish 12/21/12 end of the world predictions
Post by: Syt on December 20, 2012, 11:24:23 AM
I checked if there was an End-Of-The-World-Sexathon Orgy tomorrow in Vienna, but it appears it'll be business as usual. :(
Title: Re: Languish 12/21/12 end of the world predictions
Post by: mongers on December 20, 2012, 12:50:47 PM
Quote from: Syt on December 20, 2012, 11:24:23 AM
I checked if there was an End-Of-The-World-Sexathon Orgy tomorrow in Vienna, but it appears it'll be business as usual. :(

That stuff is routine in Austria?   :boff:
Title: Re: Languish 12/21/12 end of the world predictions
Post by: Admiral Yi on December 20, 2012, 12:52:57 PM
What day is it that skinny girls wear duct tape on their nipples Syt?
Title: Re: Languish 12/21/12 end of the world predictions
Post by: Valmy on December 20, 2012, 12:52:58 PM
Quote from: mongers on December 20, 2012, 12:50:47 PM
That stuff is routine in Austria?   :boff:

Just with all your tied up daughters locked in your basement.
Title: Re: Languish 12/21/12 end of the world predictions
Post by: Syt on December 20, 2012, 12:53:53 PM
Quote from: mongers on December 20, 2012, 12:50:47 PM
Quote from: Syt on December 20, 2012, 11:24:23 AM
I checked if there was an End-Of-The-World-Sexathon Orgy tomorrow in Vienna, but it appears it'll be business as usual. :(

That stuff is routine in Austria?   :boff:

For some reason I used to get the newsletter of a seedy little sex movie theater that hosts a weekly gangbang (condoms only) for 40EUR. I can't say I was ever tempted to check it out. :lol:
Title: Re: Languish 12/21/12 end of the world predictions
Post by: mongers on December 20, 2012, 01:17:40 PM
Quote from: Syt on December 20, 2012, 12:53:53 PM
Quote from: mongers on December 20, 2012, 12:50:47 PM
Quote from: Syt on December 20, 2012, 11:24:23 AM
I checked if there was an End-Of-The-World-Sexathon Orgy tomorrow in Vienna, but it appears it'll be business as usual. :(

That stuff is routine in Austria?   :boff:

For some reason I used to get the newsletter of a seedy little sex movie theater that hosts a weekly gangbang (condoms only) for 40EUR. I can't say I was ever tempted to check it out. :lol:

People on here will be wishing to subscribe to your newsletter, I'd suggest 20 bucks and you'll do nicely.  :D
Title: Re: Languish 12/21/12 end of the world predictions
Post by: Liep on December 20, 2012, 01:21:06 PM
An Icelandic volcano will abrupt again and give the media something to frenzy about, but more gravely it'll disrupt my Christmas travels again. :mad:
Title: Re: Languish 12/21/12 end of the world predictions
Post by: PJL on December 20, 2012, 01:39:02 PM
Some Dutch guy is building an ark for the event. I reckon it'll be more useful over here as we get yet more non stop heavy rain.
Title: Re: Languish 12/21/12 end of the world predictions
Post by: lustindarkness on December 20, 2012, 01:47:44 PM
I wish I was invited to this end of world party:
QuoteGiorgio A. Tsoukalos, producer and host of the History Channel's "Ancient Aliens" program, is throwing a party in New Orleans on Friday where he will descend onstage in a mock spaceship. Tsoukalos is a leading proponent of the idea that ancient myths arose from visits by alien astronauts, an idea rejected by many mainstream researchers. Still, Tsoukalos scoffs at the idea that the world will come to an end Friday.
He has the coolest hair ever.
Title: Re: Languish 12/21/12 end of the world predictions
Post by: garbon on December 20, 2012, 02:25:05 PM
Quote from: Syt on December 20, 2012, 12:53:53 PM
Quote from: mongers on December 20, 2012, 12:50:47 PM
Quote from: Syt on December 20, 2012, 11:24:23 AM
I checked if there was an End-Of-The-World-Sexathon Orgy tomorrow in Vienna, but it appears it'll be business as usual. :(

That stuff is routine in Austria?   :boff:

For some reason I used to get the newsletter of a seedy little sex movie theater that hosts a weekly gangbang (condoms only) for 40EUR. I can't say I was ever tempted to check it out. :lol:

That sounds really expensive.
Title: Re: Languish 12/21/12 end of the world predictions
Post by: mongers on December 20, 2012, 02:32:57 PM
Quote from: garbon on December 20, 2012, 02:25:05 PM
Quote from: Syt on December 20, 2012, 12:53:53 PM
Quote from: mongers on December 20, 2012, 12:50:47 PM
Quote from: Syt on December 20, 2012, 11:24:23 AM
I checked if there was an End-Of-The-World-Sexathon Orgy tomorrow in Vienna, but it appears it'll be business as usual. :(

That stuff is routine in Austria?   :boff:

For some reason I used to get the newsletter of a seedy little sex movie theater that hosts a weekly gangbang (condoms only) for 40EUR. I can't say I was ever tempted to check it out. :lol:

That sounds really expensive.

So, you're saying you can get that sort of action for free ?  :P
Title: Re: Languish 12/21/12 end of the world predictions
Post by: garbon on December 20, 2012, 02:35:24 PM
Quote from: mongers on December 20, 2012, 02:32:57 PM
So, you're saying you can get that sort of action for free ?  :P

Well I was thinking along the vein of charges for sex clubs/theaters...but since you asked, yes. :P
Title: Re: Languish 12/21/12 end of the world predictions
Post by: mongers on December 20, 2012, 02:38:18 PM
Quote from: garbon on December 20, 2012, 02:35:24 PM
Quote from: mongers on December 20, 2012, 02:32:57 PM
So, you're saying you can get that sort of action for free ?  :P

Well I was thinking along the vein of charges for sex clubs/theaters...but since you asked, yes. :P

I hope you wash your hands properly afterwards.  :sleep:
Title: Re: Languish 12/21/12 end of the world predictions
Post by: garbon on December 20, 2012, 02:41:26 PM
Quote from: mongers on December 20, 2012, 02:38:18 PM
Quote from: garbon on December 20, 2012, 02:35:24 PM
Quote from: mongers on December 20, 2012, 02:32:57 PM
So, you're saying you can get that sort of action for free ?  :P

Well I was thinking along the vein of charges for sex clubs/theaters...but since you asked, yes. :P

I hope you wash your hands properly afterwards.  :sleep:

Being able and actually attending are different things, no? :huh:
Title: Re: Languish 12/21/12 end of the world predictions
Post by: garbon on December 20, 2012, 02:48:25 PM
http://news.yahoo.com/mass-hysteria-strange-mayan-apocalypse-freakouts-164058402.html

QuoteDespite a flood of debunking from news agencies and NASA, belief in the upcoming Mayan apocalypse is apparently still going strong.
From China to the Americas, people are reacting to the alleged doomsday with more fear than skepticism, according to multiple news reports. Space agency NASA is fielding hundreds of concerned calls, and hundreds of members of a religious group in northwest China have been arrested for spreading doomsday rumors.

All this despite the fact that the Mayan apocalypse is not going to occur. The doomsday rumors arise from a misunderstanding of a calendar used by the ancient Maya, whose civilization crumbled in about A.D. 900. The date, Dec. 21, 2012, on the modern calendar likely correlates to the final day of the 13th b'ak'tun on the ancient Mayan calendar. B'ak'tuns are 144,000-day cycles and one of the units of time that the Maya used to keep track of the days since their mythological creation date. Thirteen of these b'ak'tuns would have been seen as one full cycle of creation.

However, there were no doomsday prophecies associated with this day. Only two carvings have been found that refer to the date; one brags that an ancient Maya king will still be praised that far into the future, while another refers to the return of a god associated with calendar changes.

Nevertheless, modern-day cultures have brought their own myths to bear on the Mayan calendar, leading to serious doomsday fears. NASA is receiving 200 to 300 calls and emails a day asking about the end of the world, a spokesman told the Los Angeles Times. The agency maintains a website debunking doomsday myths and is so confident that nothing will happen on Dec. 21 that it's already released a press release about the world not ending dated Dec. 22.

In Michigan, two counties have cancelled classes Thursday and Friday, citing both fears about school violence after the elementary school shooting in Connecticut last week and rumors about the end of the world causing distraction, according to CBS Detroit.


Finally, in China, splinter religious groups are warning of the apocalypse, earning government crackdowns in the country, which heavily controls religious freedom. In the northwestern province of Qinghai, the government has arrested more than 400 members of a group called the Church of the Almighty God, confiscating computers, banners, books, cellphones and other items, The Guardian reported.

Also in China, a farmer reportedly went into debt building several doomsday escape pods, steel-and-fiberglass structures meant to withstand an apocalypse. As of earlier this month, none of the $48,000 pods had sold.

Plenty of people scoff at Mayan apocalypse rumors, of course, but there is evidence that humanity is simply a superstitious bunch. The New York Post reports that Times Square celebration organizers are warding off the bad luck of a giant, lit-up "13" as part of the 2013 display by adding 13 "lucky charms," such as a four-leaf clover to the number.

"Some people get nervous about the number 13," Tim Tompkins, president of the Times Square Alliance, told the paper.
Title: Re: Languish 12/21/12 end of the world predictions
Post by: CountDeMoney on December 20, 2012, 03:16:33 PM
Quote from: Valmy on December 20, 2012, 12:52:58 PM
Quote from: mongers on December 20, 2012, 12:50:47 PM
That stuff is routine in Austria?   :boff:

Just with all your tied up daughters locked in your basement.

Well, hello there.
Title: Re: Languish 12/21/12 end of the world predictions
Post by: CountDeMoney on December 20, 2012, 03:18:11 PM
Quote from: Grey Fox on December 20, 2012, 11:22:55 AM
People will die.

Yup;  my prediction is, it'll definitely be the end of the world for quite a few people, somewhere.
Title: Re: Languish 12/21/12 end of the world predictions
Post by: lustindarkness on December 20, 2012, 04:20:05 PM
It's the end of the world as we know it and I feel fine.
Title: Re: Languish 12/21/12 end of the world predictions
Post by: FunkMonk on December 20, 2012, 04:53:33 PM
I predict civil, sane, and rational discussion on Languish tomorrow.  :hug:
Title: Re: Languish 12/21/12 end of the world predictions
Post by: Ed Anger on December 20, 2012, 04:56:09 PM
Quote from: FunkMonk on December 20, 2012, 04:53:33 PM
I predict civil, sane, and rational discussion on Languish tomorrow.  :hug:

it'll be a Christmas miracle.
Title: Re: Languish 12/21/12 end of the world predictions
Post by: FunkMonk on December 20, 2012, 04:56:51 PM
Quote from: Ed Anger on December 20, 2012, 04:56:09 PM
Quote from: FunkMonk on December 20, 2012, 04:53:33 PM
I predict civil, sane, and rational discussion on Languish tomorrow.  :hug:

it'll be a Christmas miracle.

:cry:
Title: Re: Languish 12/21/12 end of the world predictions
Post by: Ed Anger on December 20, 2012, 05:00:21 PM
Quote from: FunkMonk on December 20, 2012, 04:56:51 PM
Quote from: Ed Anger on December 20, 2012, 04:56:09 PM
Quote from: FunkMonk on December 20, 2012, 04:53:33 PM
I predict civil, sane, and rational discussion on Languish tomorrow.  :hug:

it'll be a Christmas miracle.

:cry:

The Christmas thread is one big ball of retard.
Title: Re: Languish 12/21/12 end of the world predictions
Post by: CountDeMoney on December 20, 2012, 05:28:58 PM
Quote from: Ed Anger on December 20, 2012, 05:00:21 PM
The Christmas thread is one big ball of retard.

No kidding.  Staying out of that one: I've scooped enough cat shit today, don't need to roll around in it.
Title: Re: Languish 12/21/12 end of the world predictions
Post by: Valmy on December 20, 2012, 05:35:25 PM
Quote from: CountDeMoney on December 20, 2012, 05:28:58 PM
Quote from: Ed Anger on December 20, 2012, 05:00:21 PM
The Christmas thread is one big ball of retard.

No kidding.  Staying out of that one: I've scooped enough cat shit today, don't need to roll around in it.

What?  My posts were brilliant! :angry:
Title: Re: Languish 12/21/12 end of the world predictions
Post by: CountDeMoney on December 20, 2012, 05:41:34 PM
Quote from: Valmy on December 20, 2012, 05:35:25 PM
What?  My posts were brilliant! :angry:

ORLY?  :P  "fundies have tried making Christmas Jesus-centric for centuries?"  :lol:
Title: Re: Languish 12/21/12 end of the world predictions
Post by: lustindarkness on December 20, 2012, 06:53:45 PM
Quote from: FunkMonk on December 20, 2012, 04:53:33 PM
I predict civil, sane, and rational discussion on Languish tomorrow.  :hug:

The Maya predictions have more possibility than that.

Title: Re: Languish 12/21/12 end of the world predictions
Post by: Pedrito on December 20, 2012, 06:55:33 PM
O my God it's RAINING OUTSIDE!

IT'S TOO LATE WE'RE DOOMED

L.
Title: Re: Languish 12/21/12 end of the world predictions
Post by: Legbiter on December 20, 2012, 07:02:56 PM
Still here. Damn, shouldn't have converted all my worldly belongings into canned goods and ammo.
Title: Re: Languish 12/21/12 end of the world predictions
Post by: Valmy on December 20, 2012, 08:23:22 PM
Quote from: CountDeMoney on December 20, 2012, 05:41:34 PM
ORLY?  :P  "fundies have tried making Christmas Jesus-centric for centuries?"  :lol:

I meant more so.  Like the Puritans and stuff.
Title: Re: Languish 12/21/12 end of the world predictions
Post by: Ed Anger on December 20, 2012, 09:18:49 PM
I got my cans of potted meat.
Title: Re: Languish 12/21/12 end of the world predictions
Post by: 11B4V on December 20, 2012, 11:09:02 PM
Quote from: Ed Anger on December 20, 2012, 09:18:49 PM
I got my cans of potted meat.

Cat food?
Title: Re: Languish 12/21/12 end of the world predictions
Post by: DGuller on December 21, 2012, 12:07:07 AM
Did the Mayans also predict the time, or was it just the date?
Title: Re: Languish 12/21/12 end of the world predictions
Post by: Pedrito on December 21, 2012, 01:54:48 AM
Some half crazed bitch told me the alignment of planets that will cause TEOTW will happen around 11 A.M.

I'll be at the kid's school Christmas play, so if TEOTW will come, it will catch me asleep.

L.
Title: Re: Languish 12/21/12 end of the world predictions
Post by: Syt on December 21, 2012, 02:07:10 AM
(https://fbcdn-sphotos-h-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-prn1/154925_573113736047848_17319112_n.jpg)

:lol:
Title: Re: Languish 12/21/12 end of the world predictions
Post by: Monoriu on December 21, 2012, 03:56:37 AM
Mother in law has invited me to lunch on 22 December to celebrate the end of the end of the world stuff.
Title: Re: Languish 12/21/12 end of the world predictions
Post by: Martinus on December 21, 2012, 03:59:19 AM
Quote from: Pedrito on December 21, 2012, 01:54:48 AM
Some half crazed bitch told me the alignment of planets that will cause TEOTW will happen around 11 A.M.

I'll be at the kid's school Christmas play, so if TEOTW will come, it will catch me asleep.

L.

Will it be TEOTWAWKI or simply TEOTW, though?
Title: Re: Languish 12/21/12 end of the world predictions
Post by: lustindarkness on December 21, 2012, 09:08:34 AM
Quote from: lustindarkness on December 20, 2012, 11:22:04 AM
Some predict the end of the world tomorrow, earthquakes, floods, meteors and UFOs. What do you predict will happen tomorrow?

I predict I will go to work like any other day, traffic will suck on the way home like every other Friday evening, and we will have some funny news stories of crazies waiting for the end, maybe some mass suicides.

I was right, I'm at work, again.  :glare:
Title: Re: Languish 12/21/12 end of the world predictions
Post by: Ed Anger on December 21, 2012, 01:29:35 PM
I enjoyed the Vincent Price movie on TCM today. They are having apocalypse movies until 8pm, including the excellent Panic in Year Zero.

Title: Re: Languish 12/21/12 end of the world predictions
Post by: CountDeMoney on December 21, 2012, 01:34:16 PM
Quote from: Ed Anger on December 21, 2012, 01:29:35 PM
including the excellent Panic in Year Zero.

A complete classic, and definitely ahead of its time.   OOOH FRANKIE
Title: Re: Languish 12/21/12 end of the world predictions
Post by: Syt on December 21, 2012, 01:34:58 PM
I arrived at 10 am at the office after going to the dentist, then popped back to the dentist from 12:30 to 3 pm, and we closed the office 90 minutes early at 4 pm. And I still got quite a bit of work done. :)
Title: Re: Languish 12/21/12 end of the world predictions
Post by: The Brain on December 21, 2012, 02:38:18 PM
Are you drilling the dentist?
Title: Re: Languish 12/21/12 end of the world predictions
Post by: CountDeMoney on December 21, 2012, 02:40:54 PM
Quote from: The Brain on December 21, 2012, 02:38:18 PM
Are you drilling the dentist?

He's getting all his teeth capped with little, tiny coal scuttle helmets.
Title: Re: Languish 12/21/12 end of the world predictions
Post by: DGuller on December 21, 2012, 02:47:25 PM
:yawn: Are we there yet?
Title: Re: Languish 12/21/12 end of the world predictions
Post by: mongers on December 21, 2012, 02:53:44 PM
The fruit loops on twitter have gone quiet, maybe some of them have topped themselves ?  :cool:
Title: Re: Languish 12/21/12 end of the world predictions
Post by: katmai on December 21, 2012, 05:10:24 PM
Quote from: mongers on December 21, 2012, 02:53:44 PM
The fruit loops on twitter have gone quiet, maybe some of them have topped themselves ?  :cool:

Yet we still have you. <_<
Title: Re: Languish 12/21/12 end of the world predictions
Post by: lustindarkness on December 21, 2012, 07:08:17 PM
Quote from: lustindarkness on December 21, 2012, 09:08:34 AM
Quote from: lustindarkness on December 20, 2012, 11:22:04 AM
Some predict the end of the world tomorrow, earthquakes, floods, meteors and UFOs. What do you predict will happen tomorrow?

I predict I will go to work like any other day, traffic will suck on the way home like every other Friday evening, and we will have some funny news stories of crazies waiting for the end, maybe some mass suicides.

I was right, I'm at work, again.  :glare:

I was right again, traffic sucked! I think I have another prediction: I see some rum fueled black ops 2 gaming in my near future.
Title: Re: Languish 12/21/12 end of the world predictions
Post by: Ed Anger on December 21, 2012, 07:15:52 PM
History channel is wringing every last drop out of this shit.
Title: Re: Languish 12/21/12 end of the world predictions
Post by: mongers on December 21, 2012, 08:21:08 PM
Quote from: katmai on December 21, 2012, 05:10:24 PM
Quote from: mongers on December 21, 2012, 02:53:44 PM
The fruit loops on twitter have gone quiet, maybe some of them have topped themselves ?  :cool:

Yet we still have you. <_<

I'm only out on the 1 standard deviation limb/branch; just think how far out are the ones I refuse to communicate :cool: with.
Title: Re: Languish 12/21/12 end of the world predictions
Post by: Syt on December 22, 2012, 12:30:54 AM
Quote from: The Brain on December 21, 2012, 02:38:18 PM
Are you drilling the dentist?

She's too matrony for me, but two of her assistants . . . :perv:
Title: Re: Languish 12/21/12 end of the world predictions
Post by: DGuller on December 22, 2012, 01:35:10 AM
Quote from: Ed Anger on December 21, 2012, 07:15:52 PM
History channel is wringing every last drop out of this shit.
I remember watching a program recently about siege of Malta by the Ottomans.  They stated that the Ottomans sent the knights crucified bodies, and the knights retaliated by killing all the Turkish prisoners.  Turns out that while they got most of it right, they kind of reversed the order of events.  :hmm:
Title: Re: Languish 12/21/12 end of the world predictions
Post by: Razgovory on December 22, 2012, 01:40:38 AM
Quote from: DGuller on December 22, 2012, 01:35:10 AM
Quote from: Ed Anger on December 21, 2012, 07:15:52 PM
History channel is wringing every last drop out of this shit.
I remember watching a program recently about siege of Malta by the Ottomans.  They stated that the Ottomans sent the knights crucified bodies, and the knights retaliated by killing all the Turkish prisoners.  Turns out that while they got most of it right, they kind of reversed the order of events.  :hmm:

That's pretty good for the history channel.
Title: Re: Languish 12/21/12 end of the world predictions
Post by: Syt on December 22, 2012, 01:43:16 AM
Quote from: DGuller on December 22, 2012, 01:35:10 AM
Quote from: Ed Anger on December 21, 2012, 07:15:52 PM
History channel is wringing every last drop out of this shit.
I remember watching a program recently about siege of Malta by the Ottomans.  They stated that the Ottomans sent the knights crucified bodies, and the knights retaliated by killing all the Turkish prisoners.  Turns out that while they got most of it right, they kind of reversed the order of events.  :hmm:

Read this book instead:
http://www.amazon.com/Empires-Sea-Battle-Lepanto-Contest/dp/0812977645

Very good, detailed account of the siege of Malta.
Title: Re: Languish 12/21/12 end of the world predictions
Post by: Josquius on December 22, 2012, 03:16:03 AM
So when is the next end of the world due?
2019 or 2029 with some asteroid iirc?
Title: Re: Languish 12/21/12 end of the world predictions
Post by: mongers on December 22, 2012, 09:51:06 AM
Quote from: Tyr on December 22, 2012, 03:16:03 AM
So when is the next end of the world due?
2019 or 2029 with some asteroid iirc?

Late 2013 early 2014, those charlatans need a meal ticket just like the rest of us.   :cool:

Plus they're have to work over the holidays to come up with some fresh bullshit for the gullible to swallow next year
Title: Re: Languish 12/21/12 end of the world predictions
Post by: Eddie Teach on December 22, 2012, 10:10:47 AM
I think I've got another 20-30 years 'til the world ends.
Title: Re: Languish 12/21/12 end of the world predictions
Post by: DGuller on December 22, 2012, 10:52:47 AM
Quote from: Razgovory on December 22, 2012, 01:40:38 AM
Quote from: DGuller on December 22, 2012, 01:35:10 AM
Quote from: Ed Anger on December 21, 2012, 07:15:52 PM
History channel is wringing every last drop out of this shit.
I remember watching a program recently about siege of Malta by the Ottomans.  They stated that the Ottomans sent the knights crucified bodies, and the knights retaliated by killing all the Turkish prisoners.  Turns out that while they got most of it right, they kind of reversed the order of events.  :hmm:

That's pretty good for the history channel.
Yep.  The fact that they actually toured Malta, and didn't go to Cyprus or Rhodes by mistake, already put the show at above average accuracy.
Title: Re: Languish 12/21/12 end of the world predictions
Post by: Grallon on December 22, 2012, 11:31:54 AM
I feel Ive been robed of a promised sweet  <_<




G.