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Title: Asteroid Hits Jupiter
Post by: Malthus on September 13, 2012, 12:02:31 PM
I thought this was kinda cool. My Timmay post of the day ...


http://gizmodo.com/5942503/amateur-astronomer-spots-massive-explosion-on-jupiter
Title: Re: Asteroid Hits Jupiter
Post by: Grey Fox on September 13, 2012, 12:14:55 PM
BOOM
Title: Re: Asteroid Hits Jupiter
Post by: lustindarkness on September 13, 2012, 12:33:52 PM
cool
Title: Re: Asteroid Hits Jupiter
Post by: CountDeMoney on September 13, 2012, 12:52:08 PM
That would've been game over for us.
Title: Re: Asteroid Hits Jupiter
Post by: lustindarkness on September 13, 2012, 12:54:00 PM
Quote from: CountDeMoney on September 13, 2012, 12:52:08 PM
That would've been game over for us.

Nah, Bruce Willis would have saved us.
Title: Re: Asteroid Hits Jupiter
Post by: garbon on September 13, 2012, 01:06:04 PM
Quote from: lustindarkness on September 13, 2012, 12:54:00 PM
Quote from: CountDeMoney on September 13, 2012, 12:52:08 PM
That would've been game over for us.

Nah, Bruce Willis would have saved us.

But not before Ben Affleck plays with animal crackers.
Title: Re: Asteroid Hits Jupiter
Post by: CountDeMoney on September 13, 2012, 01:07:55 PM
Quote from: lustindarkness on September 13, 2012, 12:54:00 PM
Quote from: CountDeMoney on September 13, 2012, 12:52:08 PM
That would've been game over for us.

Nah, Bruce Willis would have saved us.

He couldn't save that movie, and he couldn't save us.  Couldn't even save Michael Clarke Duncan, ffs.
Title: Re: Asteroid Hits Jupiter
Post by: lustindarkness on September 13, 2012, 01:13:28 PM
:(
Title: Re: Asteroid Hits Jupiter
Post by: Darth Wagtaros on September 13, 2012, 01:14:01 PM
The article uses the word 'massive' in massive quantities.
Title: Re: Asteroid Hits Jupiter
Post by: lustindarkness on September 13, 2012, 01:14:30 PM
Quote from: Darth Wagtaros on September 13, 2012, 01:14:01 PM
The article uses the word 'massive' in massive quantities.

That's what she said.
Title: Re: Asteroid Hits Jupiter
Post by: Darth Wagtaros on September 13, 2012, 01:38:42 PM
Quote from: lustindarkness on September 13, 2012, 01:14:30 PM
Quote from: Darth Wagtaros on September 13, 2012, 01:14:01 PM
The article uses the word 'massive' in massive quantities.

That's what she said.
Only if followed by disappointment????
Title: Re: Asteroid Hits Jupiter
Post by: Habbaku on September 13, 2012, 01:39:26 PM
Poor Jupiterians.  :(
Title: Re: Asteroid Hits Jupiter
Post by: lustindarkness on September 13, 2012, 02:02:45 PM
Quote from: Darth Wagtaros on September 13, 2012, 01:38:42 PM
Quote from: lustindarkness on September 13, 2012, 01:14:30 PM
Quote from: Darth Wagtaros on September 13, 2012, 01:14:01 PM
The article uses the word 'massive' in massive quantities.

That's what she said.
Only if followed by disappointment????

:hmm: You think she may have been talking about my belly?  :(
Title: Re: Asteroid Hits Jupiter
Post by: Richard Hakluyt on September 13, 2012, 02:39:57 PM
Quote from: Habbaku on September 13, 2012, 01:39:26 PM
Poor Jupiterians.  :(

Jovians  :smarty:
Title: Re: Asteroid Hits Jupiter
Post by: Razgovory on September 13, 2012, 02:47:37 PM
What are our chances of spotting one of these things before it hits us.  Asteroids, not Jupiters.
Title: Re: Asteroid Hits Jupiter
Post by: Habbaku on September 13, 2012, 02:53:05 PM
Quote from: Richard Hakluyt on September 13, 2012, 02:39:57 PM
Quote from: Habbaku on September 13, 2012, 01:39:26 PM
Poor Jupiterians.  :(

Jovians  :smarty:

I don't think that Jupiterians are going to be that happy about this, no.
Title: Re: Asteroid Hits Jupiter
Post by: Richard Hakluyt on September 13, 2012, 02:55:11 PM
Quote from: Habbaku on September 13, 2012, 02:53:05 PM
Quote from: Richard Hakluyt on September 13, 2012, 02:39:57 PM
Quote from: Habbaku on September 13, 2012, 01:39:26 PM
Poor Jupiterians.  :(

Jovians  :smarty:

I don't think that Jupiterians are going to be that happy about this, no.

I find your approach disturbingly saturnine  :hmm:
Title: Re: Asteroid Hits Jupiter
Post by: lustindarkness on September 13, 2012, 02:59:48 PM
Quote from: Richard Hakluyt on September 13, 2012, 02:55:11 PM
Quote from: Habbaku on September 13, 2012, 02:53:05 PM
Quote from: Richard Hakluyt on September 13, 2012, 02:39:57 PM
Quote from: Habbaku on September 13, 2012, 01:39:26 PM
Poor Jupiterians.  :(

Jovians  :smarty:

I don't think that Jupiterians are going to be that happy about this, no.

I find your approach disturbingly saturnine  :hmm:


You think Saturn had anything to do with this? I thought that was a peacefull god.
Title: Re: Asteroid Hits Jupiter
Post by: KRonn on September 13, 2012, 07:46:22 PM
Scary stuff. As the article says, one asteroid hit left a Pacific Ocean sized area on Jupiter.  :huh:
Title: Re: Asteroid Hits Jupiter
Post by: Neil on September 13, 2012, 08:01:06 PM
Why so scary?  This is Jupiter performing its function.
Title: Re: Asteroid Hits Jupiter
Post by: KRonn on September 13, 2012, 08:10:41 PM
Quote from: Neil on September 13, 2012, 08:01:06 PM
Why so scary?  This is Jupiter performing its function.

Scary that it could happen to Earth.  :unsure:
Title: Re: Asteroid Hits Jupiter
Post by: CountDeMoney on September 13, 2012, 08:11:45 PM
Quote from: Neil on September 13, 2012, 08:01:06 PM
Why so scary?  This is Jupiter performing its function.

Because one day it might not be there, and the Muslim Brotherhood will be calling the shots.
Title: Re: Asteroid Hits Jupiter
Post by: Neil on September 13, 2012, 08:13:01 PM
Quote from: KRonn on September 13, 2012, 08:10:41 PM
Quote from: Neil on September 13, 2012, 08:01:06 PM
Why so scary?  This is Jupiter performing its function.

Scary that it could happen to Earth.  :unsure:
Pretty unlikely.  Jupiter's gigantic gravity well works to protect you.
Title: Re: Asteroid Hits Jupiter
Post by: KRonn on September 13, 2012, 08:23:02 PM
Quote from: Neil on September 13, 2012, 08:13:01 PM
Quote from: KRonn on September 13, 2012, 08:10:41 PM
Quote from: Neil on September 13, 2012, 08:01:06 PM
Why so scary?  This is Jupiter performing its function.

Scary that it could happen to Earth.  :unsure:
Pretty unlikely.  Jupiter's gigantic gravity well works to protect you.

I can't put all my faith in Jupiter.     ;) 
Title: Re: Asteroid Hits Jupiter
Post by: 11B4V on September 13, 2012, 08:43:16 PM
Quote from: Malthus on September 13, 2012, 12:02:31 PM
I thought this was kinda cool. My Timmay post of the day ...


http://gizmodo.com/5942503/amateur-astronomer-spots-massive-explosion-on-jupiter

Any loss of life?
Title: Re: Asteroid Hits Jupiter
Post by: Jaron on September 13, 2012, 11:09:56 PM
How can a bruise or area be left on a planet made out of gas?
Title: Re: Asteroid Hits Jupiter
Post by: Richard Hakluyt on September 14, 2012, 02:28:39 AM
Quote from: Neil on September 13, 2012, 08:13:01 PM
Quote from: KRonn on September 13, 2012, 08:10:41 PM
Quote from: Neil on September 13, 2012, 08:01:06 PM
Why so scary?  This is Jupiter performing its function.

Scary that it could happen to Earth.  :unsure:
Pretty unlikely.  Jupiter's gigantic gravity well works to protect you.

Yeah, Jupiter has swept up a lot of the primordial space junk and helped make the Earth a safe place  :cool:

Having a big gas giant in roughly that position may even be a prerequisite for complex life to arise on an inner planet........at least at an early date  :hmm:
Title: Re: Asteroid Hits Jupiter
Post by: Eddie Teach on September 14, 2012, 02:35:28 AM
Quote from: Habbaku on September 13, 2012, 02:53:05 PM
Quote from: Richard Hakluyt on September 13, 2012, 02:39:57 PM
Quote from: Habbaku on September 13, 2012, 01:39:26 PM
Poor Jupiterians.  :(

Jovians  :smarty:

I don't think that Jupiterians are going to be that happy about this, no.

They actually refer to their planet as "Zeus".
Title: Re: Asteroid Hits Jupiter
Post by: Eddie Teach on September 14, 2012, 02:36:53 AM
Quote from: Jaron on September 13, 2012, 11:09:56 PM
How can a bruise or area be left on a planet made out of gas?

Maybe it's like the effect of a stink bomb.  :hmm:
Title: Re: Asteroid Hits Jupiter
Post by: Martinus on September 14, 2012, 02:39:08 AM
This will disturb the gravity patterns in the Solar system and ultimately usher in the cataclysms prophecied for 2012. :tinfoil:
Title: Re: Asteroid Hits Jupiter
Post by: jimmy olsen on September 14, 2012, 03:55:52 AM
Quote from: Peter Wiggin on September 14, 2012, 02:35:28 AM
Quote from: Habbaku on September 13, 2012, 02:53:05 PM
Quote from: Richard Hakluyt on September 13, 2012, 02:39:57 PM
Quote from: Habbaku on September 13, 2012, 01:39:26 PM
Poor Jupiterians.  :(
So should we. The Greek names sound a lot more badass.

Jovians  :smarty:

I don't think that Jupiterians are going to be that happy about this, no.

They actually refer to their planet as "Zeus".
Title: Re: Asteroid Hits Jupiter
Post by: Darth Wagtaros on September 14, 2012, 07:29:41 AM
Quote from: Neil on September 13, 2012, 08:13:01 PM
Quote from: KRonn on September 13, 2012, 08:10:41 PM
Quote from: Neil on September 13, 2012, 08:01:06 PM
Why so scary?  This is Jupiter performing its function.

Scary that it could happen to Earth.  :unsure:
Pretty unlikely.  Jupiter's gigantic gravity well works to protect you.
Will it still function when Jupiter is ignited into a sun
Title: Re: Asteroid Hits Jupiter
Post by: Neil on September 14, 2012, 07:44:34 AM
Quote from: Darth Wagtaros on September 14, 2012, 07:29:41 AM
Quote from: Neil on September 13, 2012, 08:13:01 PM
Quote from: KRonn on September 13, 2012, 08:10:41 PM
Quote from: Neil on September 13, 2012, 08:01:06 PM
Why so scary?  This is Jupiter performing its function.

Scary that it could happen to Earth.  :unsure:
Pretty unlikely.  Jupiter's gigantic gravity well works to protect you.
Will it still function when Jupiter is ignited into a sun
If Jupiter's mass was increased enough for it to ignite, then it would be that much more effective.
Title: Re: Asteroid Hits Jupiter
Post by: The Brain on September 14, 2012, 02:07:23 PM
All these nerds are yours. Please.
Title: Re: Asteroid Hits Jupiter
Post by: jimmy olsen on September 14, 2012, 09:19:47 PM
Quote from: Neil on September 14, 2012, 07:44:34 AM
Quote from: Darth Wagtaros on September 14, 2012, 07:29:41 AM
Quote from: Neil on September 13, 2012, 08:13:01 PM
Quote from: KRonn on September 13, 2012, 08:10:41 PM
Quote from: Neil on September 13, 2012, 08:01:06 PM
Why so scary?  This is Jupiter performing its function.

Scary that it could happen to Earth.  :unsure:
Pretty unlikely.  Jupiter's gigantic gravity well works to protect you.
Will it still function when Jupiter is ignited into a sun
If Jupiter's mass was increased enough for it to ignite, then it would be that much more effective.
If its mass increased that much the Earth would probably be flung out of the solar system into interstellar space.
Title: Re: Asteroid Hits Jupiter
Post by: Neil on September 14, 2012, 09:31:16 PM
Quote from: jimmy olsen on September 14, 2012, 09:19:47 PM
If it's mass increased that much the Earth would probably be flung out of the solar system into interstellar space.
Why would you think that?
Title: Re: Asteroid Hits Jupiter
Post by: Razgovory on September 14, 2012, 09:56:15 PM
Quote from: Neil on September 14, 2012, 09:31:16 PM
Quote from: jimmy olsen on September 14, 2012, 09:19:47 PM
If it's mass increased that much the Earth would probably be flung out of the solar system into interstellar space.
Why would you think that?

Cause he doesn't understand gravity?
Title: Re: Asteroid Hits Jupiter
Post by: jimmy olsen on September 14, 2012, 10:00:04 PM
I certainly do understand gravity. Jupiter would have to be 13 times as massive to become a brown dwarf, 80 times as massive to become a red dwarf and actually ignite. If Jupiter became that massive it it would disrupt the orbits of every object in the solar system.
Title: Re: Asteroid Hits Jupiter
Post by: Razgovory on September 14, 2012, 10:01:52 PM
Quote from: jimmy olsen on September 14, 2012, 10:00:04 PM
I certainly do understand gravity. Jupiter would have to be 13 times as massive to become a brown dwarf, 80 times as massive to become a red dwarf and actually ignite. If Jupiter became that massive it it would disrupt the orbits of every object in the solar system.

Okay, but why would it fling planets out of the solar system?
Title: Re: Asteroid Hits Jupiter
Post by: Neil on September 14, 2012, 10:46:00 PM
Quote from: Razgovory on September 14, 2012, 10:01:52 PM
Quote from: jimmy olsen on September 14, 2012, 10:00:04 PM
I certainly do understand gravity. Jupiter would have to be 13 times as massive to become a brown dwarf, 80 times as massive to become a red dwarf and actually ignite. If Jupiter became that massive it it would disrupt the orbits of every object in the solar system.

Okay, but why would it fling planets out of the solar system?
By providing extra energy.

I doubt that the Earth would get ejected, but there would definitely be a dangerous orbital shift.  Jupiter's pull on the Earth wouldn't be so bad, but the wobble it would put on the Sun would definitely change things.
Title: Re: Asteroid Hits Jupiter
Post by: Neil on September 14, 2012, 10:47:42 PM
Actually, I simulated it and the Earth gets thrown into a more distant orbit, but Mercury, Venus and the asteroid belt were ejected.
Title: Re: Asteroid Hits Jupiter
Post by: jimmy olsen on September 14, 2012, 11:02:11 PM
Quote from: Razgovory on September 14, 2012, 10:01:52 PM
Quote from: jimmy olsen on September 14, 2012, 10:00:04 PM
I certainly do understand gravity. Jupiter would have to be 13 times as massive to become a brown dwarf, 80 times as massive to become a red dwarf and actually ignite. If Jupiter became that massive it it would disrupt the orbits of every object in the solar system.

Okay, but why would it fling planets out of the solar system?
Download this and try.

http://www.orbitsimulator.com/gravity/articles/downloadagree.html

I made Jupiter 13 Jmasses. Mercury got ejected from the solar system about the year 9150
Title: Re: Asteroid Hits Jupiter
Post by: Eddie Teach on September 14, 2012, 11:15:42 PM
Quote from: Neil on September 14, 2012, 10:47:42 PM
Actually, I simulated it and the Earth gets thrown into a more distant orbit,

Yay for carbon dioxide?
Title: Re: Asteroid Hits Jupiter
Post by: Razgovory on September 15, 2012, 12:13:28 AM
Quote from: jimmy olsen on September 14, 2012, 11:02:11 PM
Quote from: Razgovory on September 14, 2012, 10:01:52 PM
Quote from: jimmy olsen on September 14, 2012, 10:00:04 PM
I certainly do understand gravity. Jupiter would have to be 13 times as massive to become a brown dwarf, 80 times as massive to become a red dwarf and actually ignite. If Jupiter became that massive it it would disrupt the orbits of every object in the solar system.

Okay, but why would it fling planets out of the solar system?
Download this and try.

http://www.orbitsimulator.com/gravity/articles/downloadagree.html

I made Jupiter 13 Jmasses. Mercury got ejected from the solar system about the year 9150

Okay, so the Earth is not thrown out solar system then.
Title: Re: Asteroid Hits Jupiter
Post by: jimmy olsen on September 15, 2012, 12:29:24 AM
Quote from: Razgovory on September 15, 2012, 12:13:28 AM
Quote from: jimmy olsen on September 14, 2012, 11:02:11 PM
Quote from: Razgovory on September 14, 2012, 10:01:52 PM
Quote from: jimmy olsen on September 14, 2012, 10:00:04 PM
I certainly do understand gravity. Jupiter would have to be 13 times as massive to become a brown dwarf, 80 times as massive to become a red dwarf and actually ignite. If Jupiter became that massive it it would disrupt the orbits of every object in the solar system.

Okay, but why would it fling planets out of the solar system?
Download this and try.

http://www.orbitsimulator.com/gravity/articles/downloadagree.html

I made Jupiter 13 Jmasses. Mercury got ejected from the solar system about the year 9150

Okay, so the Earth is not thrown out solar system then.
The date is up to 52635 and Venus crosses the orbits of Earth and Mars, and Saturn was ejected from the solar system some time during the 40,000s while I was paying attention to the inner system. So the prospects for Earth don't look good.

Edit: 53470 Venus ejected.
Title: Re: Asteroid Hits Jupiter
Post by: Razgovory on September 15, 2012, 12:37:43 AM
I will risk it.
Title: Re: Asteroid Hits Jupiter
Post by: jimmy olsen on September 15, 2012, 12:50:52 AM
Quote from: Razgovory on September 15, 2012, 12:37:43 AM
I will risk it.
Earth was ejected around 71,000
Title: Re: Asteroid Hits Jupiter
Post by: Eddie Teach on September 15, 2012, 01:02:10 AM
Quote from: Razgovory on September 15, 2012, 12:37:43 AM
I will risk it.

Do you have some Bond villain-esque plan to make Jupiter grow? :o
Title: Re: Asteroid Hits Jupiter
Post by: Razgovory on September 15, 2012, 01:11:07 AM
Quote from: jimmy olsen on September 15, 2012, 12:50:52 AM
Quote from: Razgovory on September 15, 2012, 12:37:43 AM
I will risk it.
Earth was ejected around 71,000

Show your math.
Title: Re: Asteroid Hits Jupiter
Post by: Jaron on September 15, 2012, 01:27:35 AM
The Solar System is becoming some kind of elitist club. <_<
Title: Re: Asteroid Hits Jupiter
Post by: Tonitrus on September 15, 2012, 12:33:29 PM
Quote from: Jaron on September 15, 2012, 01:27:35 AM
The Solar System is becoming some kind of elitist club. <_<

It has already ejected Pluto.   :(
Title: Re: Asteroid Hits Jupiter
Post by: Darth Wagtaros on September 15, 2012, 03:04:05 PM
Quote from: Tonitrus on September 15, 2012, 12:33:29 PM
Quote from: Jaron on September 15, 2012, 01:27:35 AM
The Solar System is becoming some kind of elitist club. <_<

It has already ejected Pluto.   :(
And Voyager.
Title: Re: Asteroid Hits Jupiter
Post by: katmai on September 15, 2012, 04:25:07 PM
Can we throw Timmay out of the solar system?
Title: Re: Asteroid Hits Jupiter
Post by: CountDeMoney on September 15, 2012, 04:38:05 PM
Quote from: katmai on September 15, 2012, 04:25:07 PM
Can we throw Timmay out of the solar system?

Why, he'd just come back in an elliptical orbit of bullshit.
Title: Re: Asteroid Hits Jupiter
Post by: Razgovory on September 15, 2012, 04:46:23 PM
It'd be like Haley's comet except it posts 75 years worth of news stories from Salon and Slate every time he comes around.
Title: Re: Asteroid Hits Jupiter
Post by: mongers on September 15, 2012, 05:49:32 PM
Quote from: CountDeMoney on September 15, 2012, 04:38:05 PM
Quote from: katmai on September 15, 2012, 04:25:07 PM
Can we throw Timmay out of the solar system?

Why, he'd just come back in an elliptical orbit of bullshit.

:D