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Started by Malthus, September 13, 2012, 12:02:31 PM

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Habbaku

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Richard Hakluyt

Quote from: Habbaku on September 13, 2012, 02:53:05 PM
Quote from: Richard Hakluyt on September 13, 2012, 02:39:57 PM
Quote from: Habbaku on September 13, 2012, 01:39:26 PM
Poor Jupiterians.  :(

Jovians  :smarty:

I don't think that Jupiterians are going to be that happy about this, no.

I find your approach disturbingly saturnine  :hmm:

lustindarkness

Quote from: Richard Hakluyt on September 13, 2012, 02:55:11 PM
Quote from: Habbaku on September 13, 2012, 02:53:05 PM
Quote from: Richard Hakluyt on September 13, 2012, 02:39:57 PM
Quote from: Habbaku on September 13, 2012, 01:39:26 PM
Poor Jupiterians.  :(

Jovians  :smarty:

I don't think that Jupiterians are going to be that happy about this, no.

I find your approach disturbingly saturnine  :hmm:


You think Saturn had anything to do with this? I thought that was a peacefull god.
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KRonn

Scary stuff. As the article says, one asteroid hit left a Pacific Ocean sized area on Jupiter.  :huh:

Neil

Why so scary?  This is Jupiter performing its function.
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KRonn

Quote from: Neil on September 13, 2012, 08:01:06 PM
Why so scary?  This is Jupiter performing its function.

Scary that it could happen to Earth.  :unsure:

CountDeMoney

Quote from: Neil on September 13, 2012, 08:01:06 PM
Why so scary?  This is Jupiter performing its function.

Because one day it might not be there, and the Muslim Brotherhood will be calling the shots.

Neil

Quote from: KRonn on September 13, 2012, 08:10:41 PM
Quote from: Neil on September 13, 2012, 08:01:06 PM
Why so scary?  This is Jupiter performing its function.

Scary that it could happen to Earth.  :unsure:
Pretty unlikely.  Jupiter's gigantic gravity well works to protect you.
I do not hate you, nor do I love you, but you are made out of atoms which I can use for something else.

KRonn

Quote from: Neil on September 13, 2012, 08:13:01 PM
Quote from: KRonn on September 13, 2012, 08:10:41 PM
Quote from: Neil on September 13, 2012, 08:01:06 PM
Why so scary?  This is Jupiter performing its function.

Scary that it could happen to Earth.  :unsure:
Pretty unlikely.  Jupiter's gigantic gravity well works to protect you.

I can't put all my faith in Jupiter.     ;) 

11B4V

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Jaron

How can a bruise or area be left on a planet made out of gas?
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Richard Hakluyt

Quote from: Neil on September 13, 2012, 08:13:01 PM
Quote from: KRonn on September 13, 2012, 08:10:41 PM
Quote from: Neil on September 13, 2012, 08:01:06 PM
Why so scary?  This is Jupiter performing its function.

Scary that it could happen to Earth.  :unsure:
Pretty unlikely.  Jupiter's gigantic gravity well works to protect you.

Yeah, Jupiter has swept up a lot of the primordial space junk and helped make the Earth a safe place  :cool:

Having a big gas giant in roughly that position may even be a prerequisite for complex life to arise on an inner planet........at least at an early date  :hmm:

Eddie Teach

Quote from: Habbaku on September 13, 2012, 02:53:05 PM
Quote from: Richard Hakluyt on September 13, 2012, 02:39:57 PM
Quote from: Habbaku on September 13, 2012, 01:39:26 PM
Poor Jupiterians.  :(

Jovians  :smarty:

I don't think that Jupiterians are going to be that happy about this, no.

They actually refer to their planet as "Zeus".
To sleep, perchance to dream. But in that sleep of death, what dreams may come?

Eddie Teach

Quote from: Jaron on September 13, 2012, 11:09:56 PM
How can a bruise or area be left on a planet made out of gas?

Maybe it's like the effect of a stink bomb.  :hmm:
To sleep, perchance to dream. But in that sleep of death, what dreams may come?

Martinus

This will disturb the gravity patterns in the Solar system and ultimately usher in the cataclysms prophecied for 2012. :tinfoil: