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Started by Malthus, September 13, 2012, 12:02:31 PM

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Razgovory

I've given it serious thought. I must scorn the ways of my family, and seek a Japanese woman to yield me my progeny. He shall live in the lands of the east, and be well tutored in his sacred trust to weave the best traditions of Japan and the Sacred South together, until such time as he (or, indeed his house, which will periodically require infusion of both Southern and Japanese bloodlines of note) can deliver to the South it's independence, either in this world or in space.  -Lettow April of 2011

Raz is right. -MadImmortalMan March of 2017

jimmy olsen

It is far better for the truth to tear my flesh to pieces, then for my soul to wander through darkness in eternal damnation.

Jet: So what kind of woman is she? What's Julia like?
Faye: Ordinary. The kind of beautiful, dangerous ordinary that you just can't leave alone.
Jet: I see.
Faye: Like an angel from the underworld. Or a devil from Paradise.
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Eddie Teach

Quote from: Razgovory on September 15, 2012, 12:37:43 AM
I will risk it.

Do you have some Bond villain-esque plan to make Jupiter grow? :o
To sleep, perchance to dream. But in that sleep of death, what dreams may come?

Razgovory

I've given it serious thought. I must scorn the ways of my family, and seek a Japanese woman to yield me my progeny. He shall live in the lands of the east, and be well tutored in his sacred trust to weave the best traditions of Japan and the Sacred South together, until such time as he (or, indeed his house, which will periodically require infusion of both Southern and Japanese bloodlines of note) can deliver to the South it's independence, either in this world or in space.  -Lettow April of 2011

Raz is right. -MadImmortalMan March of 2017

Jaron

The Solar System is becoming some kind of elitist club. <_<
Winner of THE grumbler point.

Tonitrus

Quote from: Jaron on September 15, 2012, 01:27:35 AM
The Solar System is becoming some kind of elitist club. <_<

It has already ejected Pluto.   :(

Darth Wagtaros

Quote from: Tonitrus on September 15, 2012, 12:33:29 PM
Quote from: Jaron on September 15, 2012, 01:27:35 AM
The Solar System is becoming some kind of elitist club. <_<

It has already ejected Pluto.   :(
And Voyager.
PDH!

katmai

Can we throw Timmay out of the solar system?
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CountDeMoney

Quote from: katmai on September 15, 2012, 04:25:07 PM
Can we throw Timmay out of the solar system?

Why, he'd just come back in an elliptical orbit of bullshit.

Razgovory

It'd be like Haley's comet except it posts 75 years worth of news stories from Salon and Slate every time he comes around.
I've given it serious thought. I must scorn the ways of my family, and seek a Japanese woman to yield me my progeny. He shall live in the lands of the east, and be well tutored in his sacred trust to weave the best traditions of Japan and the Sacred South together, until such time as he (or, indeed his house, which will periodically require infusion of both Southern and Japanese bloodlines of note) can deliver to the South it's independence, either in this world or in space.  -Lettow April of 2011

Raz is right. -MadImmortalMan March of 2017

mongers

Quote from: CountDeMoney on September 15, 2012, 04:38:05 PM
Quote from: katmai on September 15, 2012, 04:25:07 PM
Can we throw Timmay out of the solar system?

Why, he'd just come back in an elliptical orbit of bullshit.

:D
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