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Title: Zuckerberg gets married
Post by: Martinus on May 20, 2012, 01:14:54 PM
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There is something freaky about this mugshot, don't you think? Would you describe their faces as "happy"?
Title: Re: Zuckerberg gets married
Post by: Jaron on May 20, 2012, 01:15:59 PM
All the money in the world and he marries a chinaman?
Title: Re: Zuckerberg gets married
Post by: Richard Hakluyt on May 20, 2012, 01:18:22 PM
Rabbits in headlights I thought  :huh:

They have been going out together for 9 years or so. I thought that might augur well for his/their future happiness, in that they fell for each other before he made his billions.

Title: Re: Zuckerberg gets married
Post by: Phillip V on May 20, 2012, 01:21:59 PM
Quote from: Richard Hakluyt on May 20, 2012, 01:18:22 PM
They have been going out together for 9 years or so. I thought that might augur well for his/their future happiness, in that they fell for each other before he made his billions.
That is usually the case for the average millionaire household in America. The couple meet before they become wealthy (usually in school or hometown), and their relationship/support for each other provides the secure foundation on which their later wealth is built.

Our relationships are the most important predictor of our future health, wealth, and happiness...
Title: Re: Zuckerberg gets married
Post by: HVC on May 20, 2012, 01:27:54 PM
Quote from: Martinus on May 20, 2012, 01:14:54 PM
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There is something freaky about this mugshot, don't you think? Would you describe their faces as "happy"?
She's looks like she's thinking "god damn prenup" :lol:
Title: Re: Zuckerberg gets married
Post by: garbon on May 20, 2012, 01:29:12 PM
Quote from: Phillip V on May 20, 2012, 01:21:59 PM
Quote from: Richard Hakluyt on May 20, 2012, 01:18:22 PM
They have been going out together for 9 years or so. I thought that might augur well for his/their future happiness, in that they fell for each other before he made his billions.
That is usually the case for the average millionaire household in America. The couple meet before they become wealthy (usually in school or hometown), and their relationship/support for each other provides the secure foundation on which their later wealth is built.

Our relationships are the most important predictor of our future health, wealth, and happiness...

Thanks, Dr. Phil.
Title: Re: Zuckerberg gets married
Post by: HVC on May 20, 2012, 01:32:12 PM
Quote from: Phillip V on May 20, 2012, 01:21:59 PM
Quote from: Richard Hakluyt on May 20, 2012, 01:18:22 PM
They have been going out together for 9 years or so. I thought that might augur well for his/their future happiness, in that they fell for each other before he made his billions.
That is usually the case for the average millionaire household in America. The couple meet before they become wealthy (usually in school or hometown), and their relationship/support for each other provides the secure foundation on which their later wealth is built.

Our relationships are the most important predictor of our future health, wealth, and happiness...
explain trophy wives then? :lol:
Title: Re: Zuckerberg gets married
Post by: Richard Hakluyt on May 20, 2012, 01:33:45 PM
While I agree with ......um......Dr. Phil..........in general that is, I wouldn't describe the couple in question as an "average millionaire household"  :hmm:
Title: Re: Zuckerberg gets married
Post by: Phillip V on May 20, 2012, 01:34:28 PM
Quote from: HVC on May 20, 2012, 01:27:54 PM
Quote from: Martinus on May 20, 2012, 01:14:54 PM
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There is something freaky about this mugshot, don't you think? Would you describe their faces as "happy"?
She's looks like she's thinking "god damn prenup" :lol:
IIRC, California divorce laws are liberal about splitting assets, so she should come away with several billion dollars should the worst occur. But Zuckerburg is a strong, long-term commitment guy, so I think he knows what he's doing about currently putting up to $10 billion on the table for their marriage.
Title: Re: Zuckerberg gets married
Post by: Phillip V on May 20, 2012, 01:36:17 PM
Quote from: HVC on May 20, 2012, 01:32:12 PM
Quote from: Phillip V on May 20, 2012, 01:21:59 PM
Quote from: Richard Hakluyt on May 20, 2012, 01:18:22 PM
They have been going out together for 9 years or so. I thought that might augur well for his/their future happiness, in that they fell for each other before he made his billions.
That is usually the case for the average millionaire household in America. The couple meet before they become wealthy (usually in school or hometown), and their relationship/support for each other provides the secure foundation on which their later wealth is built.

Our relationships are the most important predictor of our future health, wealth, and happiness...
explain trophy wives then? :lol:
Average spouse in a millionaire household is not a trophy wife. In fact among millionaire business owning households, they are more likely to be a business partner. After all, you know and trust your spouse the most.

Don't get caught up in reality TV and media focus on "celebrity millionaires" and megamillionaires.
Title: Re: Zuckerberg gets married
Post by: Richard Hakluyt on May 20, 2012, 01:40:21 PM
If we literally mean households that have wealth of $1m or so then we are talking about a substantial slice of society. An accountant and a teacher get married, if they stick together for 30 years they are likely to be worth $1m.
Title: Re: Zuckerberg gets married
Post by: Phillip V on May 20, 2012, 01:42:45 PM
Quote from: Richard Hakluyt on May 20, 2012, 01:40:21 PM
If we literally mean households that have wealth of $1m or so then we are talking about a substantial slice of society. An accountant and a teacher get married, if they stick together for 30 years they are likely to be worth $1m.

Precisely. After all, having a high income does not mean you are wealthy, as you might do the American thing and spend it all + debt.
Title: Re: Zuckerberg gets married
Post by: CountDeMoney on May 20, 2012, 03:27:25 PM
Quote from: Phillip V on May 20, 2012, 01:21:59 PM
Our relationships are the most important predictor of our future health, wealth, and happiness...

Oh, bullshit.  Stop huffing paint.
Title: Re: Zuckerberg gets married
Post by: Razgovory on May 20, 2012, 03:56:57 PM
Marty is really pulling a Tim lately.
Title: Re: Zuckerberg gets married
Post by: PDH on May 20, 2012, 04:38:35 PM
Quote from: Razgovory on May 20, 2012, 03:56:57 PM
Marty is really pulling a Tim lately.

That just sounds gross, and I may well put you on ignore.
Title: Re: Zuckerberg gets married
Post by: stjaba on May 20, 2012, 05:21:57 PM
Quote from: Phillip V on May 20, 2012, 01:34:28 PM

IIRC, California divorce laws are liberal about splitting assets, so she should come away with several billion dollars should the worst occur. But Zuckerburg is a strong, long-term commitment guy, so I think he knows what he's doing about currently putting up to $10 billion on the table for their marriage.

If done properly, parties can contract around default divorce provisions in a pre-nuptial agreement. They key is, making sure it's done right- a great example of where it isn't done right was the recent the Frank McCourt-Jamie McCourt(LA Dodgers owners) divorce case.
Title: Re: Zuckerberg gets married
Post by: CountDeMoney on May 20, 2012, 05:33:05 PM
Is she supposed to be the same Asian chick that was portrayed in the movie? If so, portrayal fail.
Title: Re: Zuckerberg gets married
Post by: Phillip V on May 20, 2012, 05:36:32 PM
Quote from: CountDeMoney on May 20, 2012, 05:33:05 PM
Is she supposed to be the same Asian chick that was portrayed in the movie? If so, portrayal fail.
Not featured in the movie.

Movie has Zuckerburg being dumped by some white girl in the beginning, and thus he creates Facebook so that he can "friend" her on it because no one loves him.
Title: Re: Zuckerberg gets married
Post by: CountDeMoney on May 20, 2012, 05:38:54 PM
Quote from: Phillip V on May 20, 2012, 05:36:32 PM
Quote from: CountDeMoney on May 20, 2012, 05:33:05 PM
Is she supposed to be the same Asian chick that was portrayed in the movie? If so, portrayal fail.
Not featured in the movie.

Movie has Zuckerburg being dumped by some white girl in the beginning, and thus he creates Facebook so that he can "friend" her on it because no one loves him.

Well, I saw some hottie Asian chick in the trailer.  Must've been: COMPOSITE
Title: Re: Zuckerberg gets married
Post by: Phillip V on May 20, 2012, 05:42:25 PM
Quote from: CountDeMoney on May 20, 2012, 05:38:54 PM
Quote from: Phillip V on May 20, 2012, 05:36:32 PM
Quote from: CountDeMoney on May 20, 2012, 05:33:05 PM
Is she supposed to be the same Asian chick that was portrayed in the movie? If so, portrayal fail.
Not featured in the movie.

Movie has Zuckerburg being dumped by some white girl in the beginning, and thus he creates Facebook so that he can "friend" her on it because no one loves him.

Well, I saw some hottie Asian chick in the trailer.  Must've been: COMPOSITE

Movie features Asian chick being psycho girlfriend of Eduardo as well as an Asian friend of her that gives Zuck a blowjob after girls find out they are famous Facebook creators. Only one scene for girl who gives Zuck a blowjob, as only Eduardo falls for the golddigger.
Title: Re: Zuckerberg gets married
Post by: CountDeMoney on May 20, 2012, 05:44:02 PM
Almond-eyed whores.  :mad:
Title: Re: Zuckerberg gets married
Post by: HVC on May 20, 2012, 05:54:14 PM
Facebook, a stalkers tool from the beginning
Title: Re: Zuckerberg gets married
Post by: Admiral Yi on May 20, 2012, 05:57:03 PM
My guess is she's FOB.  Old country girls are taught to not smile when posing for a photo.
Title: Re: Zuckerberg gets married
Post by: Eddie Teach on May 20, 2012, 06:08:48 PM
I think that's a good rule of thumb. Why try to trick future you into thinking that you were once happy?  :homestar:
Title: Re: Zuckerberg gets married
Post by: Camerus on May 20, 2012, 06:35:04 PM
Quote from: Phillip V on May 20, 2012, 01:21:59 PM
Our relationships are the most important predictor of our future health, wealth, and happiness...

This dude is already a billionaire though.  Is getting married really better for your happiness than using your billions to bang an endless stream of young hotties?   :hmm:
Title: Re: Zuckerberg gets married
Post by: CountDeMoney on May 20, 2012, 06:36:43 PM
Quote from: Pitiful Pathos on May 20, 2012, 06:35:04 PM
This dude is already a billionaire though.  Is getting married really better for your happiness than using your billions to bang an endless stream of young hotties?   :hmm:

http://languish.org/forums/index.php/topic,7508.msg411138.html#msg411138
Title: Re: Zuckerberg gets married
Post by: Phillip V on May 20, 2012, 06:53:16 PM
Quote from: Pitiful Pathos on May 20, 2012, 06:35:04 PM
Quote from: Phillip V on May 20, 2012, 01:21:59 PM
Our relationships are the most important predictor of our future health, wealth, and happiness...

This dude is already a billionaire though.  Is getting married really better for your happiness than using your billions to bang an endless stream of young hotties?   :hmm:

What did Steve Jobs consider his greatest creations?

And what choices did Jobs agree with Bill Gates were the best they made?
Title: Re: Zuckerberg gets married
Post by: garbon on May 20, 2012, 06:57:16 PM
Quote from: Phillip V on May 20, 2012, 06:53:16 PM
Quote from: Pitiful Pathos on May 20, 2012, 06:35:04 PM
Quote from: Phillip V on May 20, 2012, 01:21:59 PM
Our relationships are the most important predictor of our future health, wealth, and happiness...

This dude is already a billionaire though.  Is getting married really better for your happiness than using your billions to bang an endless stream of young hotties?   :hmm:

What did Steve Jobs consider his greatest creations?

And what choices did Jobs agree with Bill Gates were the best they made?

Maybe it is time for you to go back to EUOT?
Title: Re: Zuckerberg gets married
Post by: Razgovory on May 20, 2012, 06:59:05 PM
Quote from: CountDeMoney on May 20, 2012, 05:38:54 PM


Well, I saw some hottie Asian chick in the trailer.  Must've been: COMPOSITE

She's not that bad looking.
Title: Re: Zuckerberg gets married
Post by: HVC on May 20, 2012, 07:21:23 PM
Quote from: garbon on May 20, 2012, 06:57:16 PM
Quote from: Phillip V on May 20, 2012, 06:53:16 PM
Quote from: Pitiful Pathos on May 20, 2012, 06:35:04 PM
Quote from: Phillip V on May 20, 2012, 01:21:59 PM
Our relationships are the most important predictor of our future health, wealth, and happiness...

This dude is already a billionaire though.  Is getting married really better for your happiness than using your billions to bang an endless stream of young hotties?   :hmm:

What did Steve Jobs consider his greatest creations?

And what choices did Jobs agree with Bill Gates were the best they made?

Maybe it is time for you to go back to EUOT?
I chose not to go to church this sunday, but it looks like church came to me just the same. It's a sign :ph34r:
Title: Re: Zuckerberg gets married
Post by: garbon on May 20, 2012, 07:26:30 PM
Quote from: HVC on May 20, 2012, 07:21:23 PM
Quote from: garbon on May 20, 2012, 06:57:16 PM
Quote from: Phillip V on May 20, 2012, 06:53:16 PM
Quote from: Pitiful Pathos on May 20, 2012, 06:35:04 PM
Quote from: Phillip V on May 20, 2012, 01:21:59 PM
Our relationships are the most important predictor of our future health, wealth, and happiness...

This dude is already a billionaire though.  Is getting married really better for your happiness than using your billions to bang an endless stream of young hotties?   :hmm:

What did Steve Jobs consider his greatest creations?

And what choices did Jobs agree with Bill Gates were the best they made?

Maybe it is time for you to go back to EUOT?
I chose not to go to church this sunday, but it looks like church came to me just the same. It's a sign :ph34r:

You can't escape Him. Wherever you go, He will be there.
Title: Re: Zuckerberg gets married
Post by: Eddie Teach on May 20, 2012, 07:27:45 PM
Quote from: HVC on May 20, 2012, 07:21:23 PM
I chose not to go to church this sunday,

Only noteworthy if it's atypical.  :huh:
Title: Re: Zuckerberg gets married
Post by: Camerus on May 20, 2012, 07:34:46 PM
Quote from: garbon on May 20, 2012, 07:26:30 PM
You can't escape Him. Wherever you go, He will be there.

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Title: Re: Zuckerberg gets married
Post by: HVC on May 21, 2012, 02:09:08 AM
Quote from: Peter Wiggin on May 20, 2012, 07:27:45 PM
Quote from: HVC on May 20, 2012, 07:21:23 PM
I chose not to go to church this sunday,

Only noteworthy if it's atypical.  :huh:
for the purposes of my lame joke you must assume it's typical :P