Zuckerberg gets married

[garbon]

Our relationships are the most important predictor of our future health, wealth, and happiness...

This dude is already a billionaire though.  Is getting married really better for your happiness than using your billions to bang an endless stream of young hotties?   

What did Steve Jobs consider his greatest creations?

And what choices did Jobs agree with Bill Gates were the best they made?

Maybe it is time for you to go back to EUOT?

I chose not to go to church this sunday, but it looks like church came to me just the same. It's a sign

You can't escape Him. Wherever you go, He will be there.

[Eddie Teach]

I chose not to go to church this sunday,

Only noteworthy if it's atypical. 

[Camerus]

You can't escape Him. Wherever you go, He will be there.

[HVC]

I chose not to go to church this sunday,

Only noteworthy if it's atypical. 

for the purposes of my lame joke you must assume it's typical