An offshoot of the delusional homely British woman thread. There are some women that have looked great into their 40's and 50's (Michelle Pfeiffer and Catherine Deneuve come to mind) but I've always had a soft spot for the chick who played Chief Brody's wife in Jaws. Unfortunately the IMBD photo of her shows her as an old bag (she was born in 1937).
Your MILFiest MILF?
Dame Judi Dench.
Quote from: Admiral Yi on April 03, 2012, 07:47:06 PM
An offshoot of the delusional homely British woman thread. There are some women that have looked great into their 40's and 50's (Michelle Pfeiffer and Catherine Deneuve come to mind) but I've always had a soft spot for the chick who played Chief Brody's wife in Jaws. Unfortunately the IMBD photo of her shows her as an old bag (she was born in 1937).
Your MILFiest MILF?
That's a totally obscure one.
Blythe Danner looked fuckable into her 60s.
Quote from: Peter Wiggin on April 03, 2012, 09:01:40 PM
Blythe Danner looked fuckable into her 60s.
Helen Mirren at age 63
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She ain't no milf.
Jane Seymour is now in her 60s, she looks quite good in her jewelry commercials.
Diane Lane was yummy in Unfaithful.
Quote from: Kleves on April 03, 2012, 09:28:16 PM
Diane Lane was yummy in Unfaithful.
She was only 37 when that came out.
Though I suppose that's in line with Yi's Jaws lady.
Sela Ward?
My wife. :perv: :wub:
BBs wife. :perv:
Quote from: Jaron on April 03, 2012, 11:23:38 PM
BBs wife. :perv:
I'm glad you can appreciate a beautiful MILF. :perv: :)
Friend of mine's mom I trained with some random guy at a party back in 2003.
Quote from: Ideologue on April 04, 2012, 12:55:13 AM
Friend of mine's mom I trained with some random guy at a party back in 2003.
Eww :yuk:
Monica Bellucci, o Gawd.
L.
Quote from: jimmy olsen on April 04, 2012, 01:19:23 AM
Quote from: Ideologue on April 04, 2012, 12:55:13 AM
Friend of mine's mom I trained with some random guy at a party back in 2003.
Eww :yuk:
She milked my prostate. Good times.
Marisa Tomei. :yes:
So what are the parameters, as far as Hollywood MILFs go? If it's 40+, there's a shit ton of them. Hell, Jennifer Aniston is 43. 50+? Isn't that Cougar Territory?
Quote from: CountDeMoney on April 04, 2012, 05:36:54 AM
So what are the parameters, as far as Hollywood MILFs go? If it's 40+, there's a shit ton of them. Hell, Jennifer Aniston is 43. 50+? Isn't that Cougar Territory?
yeah some of the quoted left MILF and entered grandma territory :D:D
V
Quote from: Valdemar on April 04, 2012, 06:13:57 AM
Quote from: CountDeMoney on April 04, 2012, 05:36:54 AM
So what are the parameters, as far as Hollywood MILFs go? If it's 40+, there's a shit ton of them. Hell, Jennifer Aniston is 43. 50+? Isn't that Cougar Territory?
yeah some of the quoted left MILF and entered grandma territory :D:D
V
GILF
Quote from: mongers on April 04, 2012, 06:04:31 AM
Anyone else notice that once or twice a female friend enters MILF territory ?
I guess at a base level, it's you recognising that by becoming a mother, it proves she's fertile; nature triumphs over stereotype barby dolls ?
Preggo chicks give me the willies, giving birth demolishes vaginas like a satchel charge in a VC tunnel, and nothing wears down a woman more than the stress of motherhood.
Quote from: Admiral Yi on April 03, 2012, 09:19:06 PM
Quote from: Josephus on April 03, 2012, 08:57:59 PM
That's a totally obscure one.
Who hasn't seen Jaws?
30 years ago. Think I remember who played Brody's wife?
What's the difference between MILFs and Cougars? Where's the boundary? Is a 50 year old a MILF? Or is a 30-something? In which case, since I'm 45, I call them pretty young things with children.
Quote from: CountDeMoney on April 04, 2012, 06:40:50 AM
Quote from: mongers on April 04, 2012, 06:04:31 AM
Anyone else notice that once or twice a female friend enters MILF territory ?
I guess at a base level, it's you recognising that by becoming a mother, it proves she's fertile; nature triumphs over stereotype barby dolls ?
Preggo chicks give me the willies, giving birth demolishes vaginas like a satchel charge in a VC tunnel, and nothing wears down a woman more than the stress of motherhood.
Preggos that haven't turned into the kool aid man turn me on.
Quote from: Ed Anger on April 04, 2012, 07:47:09 AM
Quote from: CountDeMoney on April 04, 2012, 06:40:50 AM
Quote from: mongers on April 04, 2012, 06:04:31 AM
Anyone else notice that once or twice a female friend enters MILF territory ?
I guess at a base level, it's you recognising that by becoming a mother, it proves she's fertile; nature triumphs over stereotype barby dolls ?
Preggo chicks give me the willies, giving birth demolishes vaginas like a satchel charge in a VC tunnel, and nothing wears down a woman more than the stress of motherhood.
Preggos that haven't turned into the kool aid man turn me on.
That's thoroughly fucking disgusting, man.
:lol:
in other terms, preggos but still no fat chicks.
Sigourney Weaver. Though I guess she falls under grandma.
A few years ago I would've said Patricia Heaton, but she peaked sometime after Everyone Loves Raymond. I'd say maybe Megan Mullally, but she may have peaked as well.
Quote from: Ed Anger on April 04, 2012, 07:47:09 AM
Quote from: CountDeMoney on April 04, 2012, 06:40:50 AM
Quote from: mongers on April 04, 2012, 06:04:31 AM
Anyone else notice that once or twice a female friend enters MILF territory ?
I guess at a base level, it's you recognising that by becoming a mother, it proves she's fertile; nature triumphs over stereotype barby dolls ?
Preggo chicks give me the willies, giving birth demolishes vaginas like a satchel charge in a VC tunnel, and nothing wears down a woman more than the stress of motherhood.
Preggos that haven't turned into the kool aid man turn me on.
:yes:
Monica Bellucci.
Quote from: derspiess on April 04, 2012, 09:57:43 AM
A few years ago I would've said Patricia Heaton, but she peaked sometime after Everyone Loves Raymond. I'd say maybe Megan Mullally, but she may have peaked as well.
Most definitely, on both counts. Especially Megan Mullally when Will & Grace was on. Damn. But those shows were, like, 10 years ago.
Dana Delaney is in her mid-50s now; definite Cougar-quality.
Reminds me of that Futurama joke about how biologists, concerned about all the bad jokes made about the Puma concolor, have officially renamed the species the "wild mountain MILF". :P
Quote from: Josephus on April 04, 2012, 07:45:31 AM
What's the difference between MILFs and Cougars? Where's the boundary? Is a 50 year old a MILF? Or is a 30-something? In which case, since I'm 45, I call them pretty young things with children.
A MILF is an attractive older woman. A cougar is an older woman who likes to dress and act young and fuck younger guys. A cougar doesn't have to be attractive and usually isn't.
Quote from: Admiral Yi on April 04, 2012, 02:13:34 PM
Quote from: Josephus on April 04, 2012, 07:45:31 AM
What's the difference between MILFs and Cougars? Where's the boundary? Is a 50 year old a MILF? Or is a 30-something? In which case, since I'm 45, I call them pretty young things with children.
A MILF is an attractive older woman. A cougar is an older woman who likes to dress and act young and fuck younger guys. A cougar doesn't have to be attractive and usually isn't.
I've always taken cougar to be a subset of MILF, but you may be technically correct.
Quote from: derspiess on April 04, 2012, 02:23:42 PM
I've always taken cougar to be a subset of MILF, but you may be technically correct.
Technically? :D
Quote from: Admiral Yi on April 04, 2012, 02:13:34 PM
Quote from: Josephus on April 04, 2012, 07:45:31 AM
What's the difference between MILFs and Cougars? Where's the boundary? Is a 50 year old a MILF? Or is a 30-something? In which case, since I'm 45, I call them pretty young things with children.
A MILF is an attractive older woman. A cougar is an older woman who likes to dress and act young and fuck younger guys. A cougar doesn't have to be attractive and usually isn't.
So what's the cutoff age for "older"...30? 35? 40?
Quote from: Josephus on April 04, 2012, 03:46:54 PM
So what's the cutoff age for "older"...30? 35? 40?
Beats me.
When I think of MILFs I think of women who look distinctly middle-aged and mommy-ish but still attractive. So in my book that tosses out people like Jennifer Anniston. It probably also tosses out people like Catherine Deneuve and Michelle Pfeiffer, now that I think about it.
Another one to throw on the pile: the mom in Breaking Away, which is in rotation on cable now. Dustin Hoffman's fuck buddy in Mrs. Robinson is probably the ur-MILF.
Quote from: Admiral Yi on April 04, 2012, 03:54:30 PM
ur-MILF.
:lol:
The character though is of course named Mrs. Robinson - the movie is The Graduate.
Quote from: Admiral Yi on April 04, 2012, 02:32:32 PM
Quote from: derspiess on April 04, 2012, 02:23:42 PM
I've always taken cougar to be a subset of MILF, but you may be technically correct.
Technically? :D
The best kind of correct!
Quote from: Valmy on April 04, 2012, 03:58:37 PM
Quote from: Admiral Yi on April 04, 2012, 02:32:32 PM
Quote from: derspiess on April 04, 2012, 02:23:42 PM
I've always taken cougar to be a subset of MILF, but you may be technically correct.
Technically? :D
The best kind of correct!
You have the heart of a bureaucrat.
Quote from: Barrister on April 04, 2012, 03:58:17 PM
:lol:
The character though is of course named Mrs. Robinson - the movie is The Graduate.
Bah.
I second Blythe Danner. Very MILFy in Meet the Fuckers.
Quote from: Barrister on April 04, 2012, 03:58:17 PM
Quote from: Admiral Yi on April 04, 2012, 03:54:30 PM
ur-MILF.
:lol:
The character though is of course named Mrs. Robinson - the movie is The Graduate.
For this generation it'd be Stiffler's Mom. That character coined the MILF acronym AFAIK.
I thought it was someone else's mom. One that wasn't, you know, appallingly ugly.
Nope, tienes razon.
Stiffler's mom, appallingly ugly? :huh:
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Camera zooms in another 6 inches and I turn gay.
Quote from: Admiral Yi on April 04, 2012, 06:53:02 PM
Camera zooms in another 6 inches and I turn gay.
Gay for Finch? That's a new one.
You're way off on that one, Yi. Stiffler's mom was hot as balls back then.
I might be confusing the way she looks in the reunion movie.
Quote from: Admiral Yi on April 04, 2012, 07:17:47 PM
I might be confusing the way she looks in the reunion movie.
She looked less hott in other movies, such as Legally Blonde, but I figured they were trying to make her look a bit goofier. And she is a bit older now-- way past her prime.
Quote from: Admiral Yi on April 04, 2012, 07:17:47 PM
I might be confusing the way she looks in the reunion movie.
The actress was 36 in American Pie and 48 in American Reunion.
Quote from: The Larch on April 04, 2012, 07:20:47 PM
The actress was 36 in American Pie and 48 in American Reunion.
Deja de stalkearme.
Oh, I forgot Jennifer Connelly :mmm:
L.
Well, does Sarah Palin still fall into the MILF window? With mandatory ball gag, of course.
Quote from: CountDeMoney on April 06, 2012, 08:02:50 AM
Well, does Sarah Palin still fall into the MILF window? With mandatory ball gag, of course.
I would just go Tina Fey. They look alike and she is funnier.
Quote from: Valmy on April 06, 2012, 08:05:31 AM
Quote from: CountDeMoney on April 06, 2012, 08:02:50 AM
Well, does Sarah Palin still fall into the MILF window? With mandatory ball gag, of course.
I would just go Tina Fey. They look alike and she is funnier.
Tina does have that cute scar, which for some reason makes me want to put my penis in it.
Amanda Tapping. :mmm:
Quote from: Valmy on April 06, 2012, 08:05:31 AM
Quote from: CountDeMoney on April 06, 2012, 08:02:50 AM
Well, does Sarah Palin still fall into the MILF window? With mandatory ball gag, of course.
I would just go Tina Fey. They look alike and she is funnier.
And thinner. :yes:
Quote from: derspiess on April 04, 2012, 07:15:39 PM
You're way off on that one, Yi. Stiffler's mom was hot as balls back then.
No she wasn't. Botox :yuk: