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Started by Admiral Yi, April 03, 2012, 07:47:06 PM

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Ideologue

Friend of mine's mom I trained with some random guy at a party back in 2003.
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jimmy olsen

Quote from: Ideologue on April 04, 2012, 12:55:13 AM
Friend of mine's mom I trained with some random guy at a party back in 2003.
Eww :yuk:
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Ideologue

Quote from: jimmy olsen on April 04, 2012, 01:19:23 AM
Quote from: Ideologue on April 04, 2012, 12:55:13 AM
Friend of mine's mom I trained with some random guy at a party back in 2003.
Eww :yuk:

She milked my prostate.  Good times.
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CountDeMoney

So what are the parameters, as far as Hollywood MILFs go?  If it's 40+, there's a shit ton of them.  Hell, Jennifer Aniston is 43.  50+?  Isn't that Cougar Territory?

Valdemar

Quote from: CountDeMoney on April 04, 2012, 05:36:54 AM
So what are the parameters, as far as Hollywood MILFs go?  If it's 40+, there's a shit ton of them.  Hell, Jennifer Aniston is 43.  50+?  Isn't that Cougar Territory?

yeah some of the quoted left MILF and entered grandma territory :D:D

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Octavian

Quote from: Valdemar on April 04, 2012, 06:13:57 AM
Quote from: CountDeMoney on April 04, 2012, 05:36:54 AM
So what are the parameters, as far as Hollywood MILFs go?  If it's 40+, there's a shit ton of them.  Hell, Jennifer Aniston is 43.  50+?  Isn't that Cougar Territory?

yeah some of the quoted left MILF and entered grandma territory :D:D

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CountDeMoney

Quote from: mongers on April 04, 2012, 06:04:31 AM
Anyone else notice that once or twice a female friend enters MILF territory ?

I guess at a base level, it's you recognising that by becoming a mother, it proves she's fertile; nature triumphs over stereotype barby dolls ?

Preggo chicks give me the willies, giving birth demolishes vaginas like a satchel charge in a VC tunnel, and nothing wears down a woman more than the stress of motherhood.

Josephus

Quote from: Admiral Yi on April 03, 2012, 09:19:06 PM
Quote from: Josephus on April 03, 2012, 08:57:59 PM
That's a totally obscure one.

Who hasn't seen Jaws?

30 years ago. Think  I remember who played Brody's wife?
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Josephus

What's the difference between MILFs and Cougars? Where's the boundary? Is a 50 year old a MILF? Or is a 30-something? In which case, since I'm 45, I call them pretty young things with children.
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Ed Anger

Quote from: CountDeMoney on April 04, 2012, 06:40:50 AM
Quote from: mongers on April 04, 2012, 06:04:31 AM
Anyone else notice that once or twice a female friend enters MILF territory ?

I guess at a base level, it's you recognising that by becoming a mother, it proves she's fertile; nature triumphs over stereotype barby dolls ?

Preggo chicks give me the willies, giving birth demolishes vaginas like a satchel charge in a VC tunnel, and nothing wears down a woman more than the stress of motherhood.

Preggos that haven't turned into the kool aid man turn me on.
Stay Alive...Let the Man Drive

CountDeMoney

Quote from: Ed Anger on April 04, 2012, 07:47:09 AM
Quote from: CountDeMoney on April 04, 2012, 06:40:50 AM
Quote from: mongers on April 04, 2012, 06:04:31 AM
Anyone else notice that once or twice a female friend enters MILF territory ?

I guess at a base level, it's you recognising that by becoming a mother, it proves she's fertile; nature triumphs over stereotype barby dolls ?

Preggo chicks give me the willies, giving birth demolishes vaginas like a satchel charge in a VC tunnel, and nothing wears down a woman more than the stress of motherhood.

Preggos that haven't turned into the kool aid man turn me on.

That's thoroughly fucking disgusting, man.

Ed Anger

Stay Alive...Let the Man Drive

Grey Fox

in other terms, preggos but still no fat chicks.
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