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Poll
Question: What is the most boring country in the world?
Option 1: Belarus votes: 1
Option 2: Belgium votes: 8
Option 3: Bolivia votes: 0
Option 4: Canada votes: 1
Option 5: Denmark votes: 7
Option 6: Finland votes: 1
Option 7: Hungary votes: 0
Option 8: Sweden votes: 2
Option 9: Switzerland votes: 9
Option 10: New Zealand votes: 0
Option 11: Norway votes: 1
Option 12: United Kingdom votes: 2
Option 13: United Stats votes: 2
Option 14: Other votes: 6
Title: Most boring country in the world
Post by: Josquius on March 15, 2012, 07:29:47 PM
I included the usual suspects and a few randomers.


And dang typos.
United Stats...:

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Title: Re: Most boring country in the world
Post by: Grey Fox on March 15, 2012, 07:30:36 PM
Djibouti
Title: Re: Most boring country in the world
Post by: CountDeMoney on March 15, 2012, 07:30:41 PM
There's only a 10% of being bored in the United Stats.
Title: Re: Most boring country in the world
Post by: Ed Anger on March 15, 2012, 07:32:27 PM
Quote from: CountDeMoney on March 15, 2012, 07:30:41 PM
There's only a 10% of being bored in the United Stats.

4 out of 5 of dentists agree.
Title: Re: Most boring country in the world
Post by: DontSayBanana on March 15, 2012, 07:38:27 PM
100 Helens agree with this post.
Title: Re: Most boring country in the world
Post by: Eddie Teach on March 15, 2012, 07:39:32 PM
Japan.
Title: Re: Most boring country in the world
Post by: Tonitrus on March 15, 2012, 07:46:27 PM
No way Belarus should be on the list if Austria isn't.

Also, San Marino, Andorra....very boring.  At least Liechtenstein's monarch threw a hissy fit and threatened to leave.
Title: Re: Most boring country in the world
Post by: Alcibiades on March 15, 2012, 07:54:00 PM
Vienna is nice.  :yes:
Title: Re: Most boring country in the world
Post by: Jacob on March 15, 2012, 07:56:38 PM
If you find an entire country boring, it's most likely because you are supremely boring yourself.
Title: Re: Most boring country in the world
Post by: Razgovory on March 15, 2012, 08:00:41 PM
Quote from: Jacob on March 15, 2012, 07:56:38 PM
If you find an entire country boring, it's most likely because you are supremely boring yourself.

Well some countries are fairly small.
Title: Re: Most boring country in the world
Post by: Jacob on March 15, 2012, 08:02:54 PM
Quote from: Razgovory on March 15, 2012, 08:00:41 PMWell some countries are fairly small.

True. Doesn't change anything.
Title: Re: Most boring country in the world
Post by: Tonitrus on March 15, 2012, 08:05:07 PM
Quote from: Jacob on March 15, 2012, 07:56:38 PM
If you find an entire country boring, it's most likely because you are supremely boring yourself.

I agree.  I am sure pretty much every country has something for someone.

But I am understanding the question along the lines of "they never do anything interesting, or of note, on the world stage".
Title: Re: Most boring country in the world
Post by: Jacob on March 15, 2012, 08:06:32 PM
Quote from: Tonitrus on March 15, 2012, 08:05:07 PM
Quote from: Jacob on March 15, 2012, 07:56:38 PM
If you find an entire country boring, it's most likely because you are supremely boring yourself.

I agree.  I am sure pretty much every country has something for someone.

But I am understanding the question along the lines of "they never do anything interesting, or of note, on the world stage".

Even so, if you pay even a little bit of attention there are interesting political dynamics going on everywhere.
Title: Re: Most boring country in the world
Post by: Josquius on March 15, 2012, 08:14:02 PM
Quote from: Jacob on March 15, 2012, 07:56:38 PM
If you find an entire country boring, it's most likely because you are supremely boring yourself.

To be the "most boring" of a set something doesn't actually have to be boring. :p
Title: Re: Most boring country in the world
Post by: Razgovory on March 15, 2012, 08:24:31 PM
Quote from: Jacob on March 15, 2012, 07:56:38 PM
If you find an entire country boring, it's most likely because you are supremely boring yourself.

Vatican city can probably get dull after a while.  Not a good place to pick up chicks, distinct lack of roller coasters, only one theater.
Title: Re: Most boring country in the world
Post by: Viking on March 15, 2012, 08:41:44 PM
How can Belgium be boring with all it's saxophones, trappist beers and paedophiles?
Title: Re: Most boring country in the world
Post by: Ed Anger on March 15, 2012, 08:51:10 PM
Denmark. bĂ–ring.
Title: Re: Most boring country in the world
Post by: Eddie Teach on March 15, 2012, 08:58:57 PM
Quote from: Viking on March 15, 2012, 08:41:44 PM
How can Belgium be boring with all it's saxophones, trappist beers and paedophiles?

Well, if one isn't a small child and doesn't like beer or modern jazz...
Title: Re: Most boring country in the world
Post by: Ideologue on March 15, 2012, 10:36:53 PM
Quote from: DontSayBanana on March 15, 2012, 07:38:27 PM
100 Helens agree with this post.

You please me with your Kids in the Hall reference.

Anyway, wherever I am, it's the most boring country in the world.
Title: Re: Most boring country in the world
Post by: Valmy on March 15, 2012, 11:02:21 PM
Switzerland is boring in a good way.

You will never see a headline 'The Swiss Crisis: Day 37' or whatever...at least not since 1847 (and even that was the lamest civil war ever).  Heck you can study European History for years and safely ignore them.
Title: Re: Most boring country in the world
Post by: Ideologue on March 15, 2012, 11:07:21 PM
"Where do you think all these came from, Jean?"
"I do not know, Robert, but these Germans had some sweet grills, non?"
Title: Re: Most boring country in the world
Post by: Admiral Yi on March 16, 2012, 12:39:37 AM
Switzerland is a good choice, but I'm going with Singapore.
Title: Re: Most boring country in the world
Post by: barkdreg on March 16, 2012, 03:49:18 AM
I know it's hard to believe but Belgium actually isn't that boring, our politcians are some of the best clowns in the world.
Title: Re: Most boring country in the world
Post by: Martinus on March 16, 2012, 04:32:02 AM
Belarus is hardly boring. You never know when you will get scooped off the streets by the KBG, for one.
Title: Re: Most boring country in the world
Post by: Martinus on March 16, 2012, 04:34:32 AM
Based on the countries I've visted:

Belgium - crushingly boring but also good food.
Finland - very boring. Nothing stands out there.
Hungary - hardly boring at all. Also nuts.
Switzerland - calm but not boring
United Kingdom - wtf?

I'm torn between Belgium and Finland. I've lived in Belgium for 6 months and been to Finland for only 2 days when I was 12, so voted Belgium on account of personal familiarity (which breeds contempt).
Title: Re: Most boring country in the world
Post by: Sheilbh on March 16, 2012, 05:56:09 AM
Quote from: Jacob on March 15, 2012, 07:56:38 PM
If you find an entire country boring, it's most likely because you are supremely boring yourself.
In general I agree.  For Switzerland I make an exception <_<

I loved the story of bankers who got transferred from London to Zurich in protest at our tax rates.  Most of them wanted to transfer back after six months because they were really bored :lol:
Title: Re: Most boring country in the world
Post by: Caliga on March 16, 2012, 06:41:35 AM
I didn't find Switzerland boring at all. :hmm:
Title: Re: Most boring country in the world
Post by: Darth Wagtaros on March 16, 2012, 06:48:28 AM
What about San Marino?
Title: Re: Most boring country in the world
Post by: Valmy on March 16, 2012, 08:22:16 AM
Quote from: Caliga on March 16, 2012, 06:41:35 AM
I didn't find Switzerland boring at all. :hmm:

Well I didn't find it boring when I was there but I do not travel internationally to be bored.  I thought we were discussing in a history of geopolitical sense.  Because there is tons of cool stuff in all of the countries listed if you are a tourist.
Title: Re: Most boring country in the world
Post by: Malthus on March 16, 2012, 09:43:50 AM
Quote from: Valmy on March 16, 2012, 08:22:16 AM
Quote from: Caliga on March 16, 2012, 06:41:35 AM
I didn't find Switzerland boring at all. :hmm:

Well I didn't find it boring when I was there but I do not travel internationally to be bored.  I thought we were discussing in a history of geopolitical sense.  Because there is tons of cool stuff in all of the countries listed if you are a tourist.

In that case, how can Belgium be boring? Historically, that's where Europe goes to fight its battles.   :lol:
Title: Re: Most boring country in the world
Post by: Valmy on March 16, 2012, 09:44:46 AM
Quote from: Malthus on March 16, 2012, 09:43:50 AM
In that case, how can Belgium be boring? Historically, that's where Europe goes to fight its battles.   :lol:

And the Flems with all their internet angst against their hated enemies.  But if I actually was in Belgium isn't that like beer Disneyland?
Title: Re: Most boring country in the world
Post by: Sheilbh on March 16, 2012, 09:51:20 AM
Quote from: Valmy on March 16, 2012, 09:44:46 AMBut if I actually was in Belgium isn't that like beer Disneyland?
And how!

Though it shouldn't exist Belgium's a lovely country.  Especially if you like mussels, beer and frites.
Title: Re: Most boring country in the world
Post by: Josquius on March 16, 2012, 10:03:36 AM
Belgium, Finland and New Zealand are the usual suspects.
Surprised at the total lack of NZ support.
Title: Re: Most boring country in the world
Post by: Valmy on March 16, 2012, 10:04:57 AM
Quote from: Tyr on March 16, 2012, 10:03:36 AM
Surprised at the total lack of NZ support.

What about the huge hordes of Orcs roaming the countryside?
Title: Re: Most boring country in the world
Post by: Richard Hakluyt on March 16, 2012, 12:33:02 PM
Belgium is one of my favourite countries, I've always had a good time there and there is so much to see and.........er.......drink.
Title: Re: Most boring country in the world
Post by: 11B4V on March 16, 2012, 07:12:35 PM
Those fucking Swedes. Only interesting one is the Swedish Chef.

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Title: Re: Most boring country in the world
Post by: Darth Wagtaros on March 16, 2012, 07:15:58 PM
And Gustovus Adolphus
Title: Re: Most boring country in the world
Post by: 11B4V on March 16, 2012, 09:01:27 PM
Quote from: Darth Wagtaros on March 16, 2012, 07:15:58 PM
And Gustovus Adolphus

Who's he? I'm to lazy to google him.
Title: Re: Most boring country in the world
Post by: mongers on March 16, 2012, 09:07:55 PM
For me I think a better criteria for how 'boring' a country might be is to measure how pervasive the cultural or political norms are. 
So North Korea, assuming one isn't terrified whilst being there, is probably rather 'boring', whereas San Francisco just on its own is possible more interesting.
Title: Re: Most boring country in the world
Post by: Warspite on March 17, 2012, 08:02:00 AM
Countries like Switzerland and Sweden could never be considered "boring" by anyone who's been to Saudi Arabia or Brunei.
Title: Re: Most boring country in the world
Post by: Crazy_Ivan80 on March 17, 2012, 02:51:45 PM
en Belgium doesn't exist. the internet says so!
Title: Re: Most boring country in the world
Post by: CountDeMoney on March 17, 2012, 05:28:29 PM
Quote from: 11B4V on March 16, 2012, 09:01:27 PM
Quote from: Darth Wagtaros on March 16, 2012, 07:15:58 PM
And Gustovus Adolphus

Who's he? I'm to lazy to google him.
#1 Iron ore salesman, 1933-1945
Title: Re: Most boring country in the world
Post by: Ed Anger on March 17, 2012, 06:48:47 PM
IKEA salesperson of the year, 1979.
Title: Re: Most boring country in the world
Post by: 11B4V on March 17, 2012, 07:40:39 PM
Quote from: CountDeMoney on March 17, 2012, 05:28:29 PM
Quote from: 11B4V on March 16, 2012, 09:01:27 PM
Quote from: Darth Wagtaros on March 16, 2012, 07:15:58 PM
And Gustovus Adolphus

Who's he? I'm to lazy to google him.
#1 Iron ore salesman, 1933-1945

Ahh, closet Nazi