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Poll
Question: Which happens first?
Option 1: Pirates winning season votes: 5
Option 2: Orioles winning season votes: 4
Option 3: Cubs win World Series votes: 5
Option 4: Jaron-sized asteroid hits the earth, destroying life as we know it votes: 5
Title: El Beisbol
Post by: Eddie Teach on February 16, 2012, 07:41:25 AM
 :hmm:
Title: Re: El Beisbol
Post by: jimmy olsen on February 16, 2012, 07:44:54 AM
Pirates. The Cubs have the hardest achievement to get and the Orioles are in the same division with the Red Sox, Yankees, and the Rays.
Title: Re: El Beisbol
Post by: CountDeMoney on February 16, 2012, 07:49:20 AM
Cubs will win the WS long before either of those clubs get off the schnide.
Title: Re: El Beisbol
Post by: Sophie Scholl on February 17, 2012, 03:53:47 AM
Cubs win!  Cubs win!  They're powered by Epstein now, so it's only a matter of time.  If he can win with the Red Sox, he can win with the Cubbies.  I believe.
Title: Re: El Beisbol
Post by: CountDeMoney on February 17, 2012, 09:53:20 AM
Quote from: Benedict Arnold on February 17, 2012, 03:53:47 AM
Cubs win!  Cubs win!  They're powered by Epstein now, so it's only a matter of time.  If he can win with the Red Sox, he can win with the Cubbies.  I believe.

And if Dan Duquette can build the '94 Montreal Expos into The Greatest Team That Never Was, he can definitely take the Orioles absolutely nowhere.  I believe.
Title: Re: El Beisbol
Post by: Syt on February 17, 2012, 09:55:15 AM
If the Bucs have a second 25 man roster ready for the second half of the season, THIS MIGHT BE THE YEAR!
Title: Re: El Beisbol
Post by: Valmy on February 17, 2012, 11:57:29 AM
College Baseball starts today.  The ping of the bat, the murmur of the crowd, the smell of the fake grass, the amazing skills of 1 and 2 tool players.  It is all so magical.

But yeah the doom of the Orioles has no end in sight.  I vote Pirates just because the Cubs could have every top player in the game and win 150 games and would still find a way to lose the WS.
Title: Re: El Beisbol
Post by: fhdz on February 17, 2012, 12:12:59 PM
Quote from: Benedict Arnold on February 17, 2012, 03:53:47 AM
Cubs win!  Cubs win!  They're powered by Epstein now, so it's only a matter of time.  If he can win with the Red Sox, he can win with the Cubbies.  I believe.

THIS.
Title: Re: El Beisbol
Post by: Valmy on February 17, 2012, 12:20:32 PM
Quote from: fahdiz on February 17, 2012, 12:12:59 PM
Quote from: Benedict Arnold on February 17, 2012, 03:53:47 AM
Cubs win!  Cubs win!  They're powered by Epstein now, so it's only a matter of time.  If he can win with the Red Sox, he can win with the Cubbies.  I believe.

THIS.

Seriously people have the past 104 years taught you nothing?
Title: Re: El Beisbol
Post by: Syt on February 17, 2012, 12:27:56 PM
I think I'm going to watch the 7th game of the 1971 World Series tonight. :)
Title: Re: El Beisbol
Post by: Valmy on February 17, 2012, 12:28:54 PM
Quote from: Syt on February 17, 2012, 12:27:56 PM
I think I'm going to watch the 7th game of the 1971 World Series tonight. :)

:weep:

You bastard.
Title: Re: El Beisbol
Post by: Grey Fox on February 17, 2012, 12:29:59 PM
I want The Expos to come back :( I miss watching Baseball & the Blue Jay's aren't fun to watch.
Title: Re: El Beisbol
Post by: Syt on February 17, 2012, 12:32:36 PM
Quote from: Grey Fox on February 17, 2012, 12:29:59 PM
I want The Expos to come back :( I miss watching Baseball & the Blue Jay's aren't fun to watch.

In Deus Ex: Human Revolution the corporate boss watches baseball on one of his screens - Expos@Tigers. The game starts in Detroit, the devs are from Montreal. So I guess you're not alone.

At any rate, it can't be worse than the Nats.
Title: Re: El Beisbol
Post by: Grey Fox on February 17, 2012, 12:41:53 PM
Don't know. Canada is Blue Jay's territory.
Title: Re: El Beisbol
Post by: fhdz on February 17, 2012, 01:42:55 PM
Quote from: Valmy on February 17, 2012, 12:20:32 PM
Seriously people have the past 104 years taught you nothing?

It has taught me patience. Boundless, zen-like patience.
Title: Re: El Beisbol
Post by: Valmy on February 17, 2012, 01:43:53 PM
Quote from: Grey Fox on February 17, 2012, 12:41:53 PM
Don't know. Canada is Blue Jay's territory.

The Jays would be more fun if they had a chance in hell of making the playoffs.  Ah the AL East.
Title: Re: El Beisbol
Post by: Valmy on February 17, 2012, 01:44:23 PM
Quote from: fahdiz on February 17, 2012, 01:42:55 PM
Quote from: Valmy on February 17, 2012, 12:20:32 PM
Seriously people have the past 104 years taught you nothing?

It has taught me patience. Boundless, zen-like patience.

:lol: :console:

I still have a ways to go but Angelos is a good teacher.
Title: Re: El Beisbol
Post by: Grey Fox on February 17, 2012, 01:45:05 PM
Quote from: Valmy on February 17, 2012, 01:43:53 PM
Quote from: Grey Fox on February 17, 2012, 12:41:53 PM
Don't know. Canada is Blue Jay's territory.

The Jays would be more fun if they had a chance in hell of making the playoffs.  Ah the AL East.

Do not get me started on that.

16 teams, god damn it.
Title: Re: El Beisbol
Post by: CountDeMoney on February 17, 2012, 07:04:38 PM
Quote from: Valmy on February 17, 2012, 11:57:29 AM
College Baseball starts today.  The ping of the bat,

That is why you fail.
Title: Re: El Beisbol
Post by: CountDeMoney on February 17, 2012, 07:06:22 PM
Fuck the Cubs.
Title: Re: El Beisbol
Post by: fhdz on February 17, 2012, 07:10:08 PM
Quote from: CountDeMoney on February 17, 2012, 07:06:22 PM
Fuck the Cubs.

Come on, man. It's our time to shine now.
Title: Re: El Beisbol
Post by: CountDeMoney on February 17, 2012, 07:12:46 PM
Fuck them.  You've seen what "lovable loser teams done good" can do to a town like Boston; can you imagine the sheer power of obnoxiousness Chicago could unleash upon the Earth?  Too terrible to behold.

The Cubs must never succeed.
Title: Re: El Beisbol
Post by: fhdz on February 17, 2012, 07:13:48 PM
Quote from: CountDeMoney on February 17, 2012, 07:12:46 PM
Fuck them.  You've seen what "lovable loser teams done good" can do to a town like Boston; can you imagine the sheer power of obnoxiousness Chicago could unleash upon the Earth?  Too terrible to behold.

I'm sorry, I blacked out there for a moment while my pants became a dairy factory. You were saying?
Title: Re: El Beisbol
Post by: katmai on February 17, 2012, 07:57:19 PM
Earth struck by jaron sized asteroid will happen first.
Title: Re: El Beisbol
Post by: fhdz on February 17, 2012, 08:13:11 PM
Quote from: katmai on February 17, 2012, 07:57:19 PM
Earth struck by jaron sized asteroid will happen first.

That's what people said about the Red Sox, too, prior to Epstein.

Have faith, man. No such thing as curses.
Title: Re: El Beisbol
Post by: MadBurgerMaker on February 17, 2012, 08:33:24 PM
Quote from: CountDeMoney on February 17, 2012, 07:04:38 PM
Quote from: Valmy on February 17, 2012, 11:57:29 AM
College Baseball starts today.  The ping of the bat,

That is why you fail.

More of a weird *thunk* these days.
Title: Re: El Beisbol
Post by: dps on February 17, 2012, 09:57:39 PM
Voted Orioles winning season.  Angelos will be 83 this year;  there's a good chance he'll croak before Theo gets the Cubs turned around.
Title: Re: El Beisbol
Post by: CountDeMoney on February 17, 2012, 10:39:56 PM
Quote from: dps on February 17, 2012, 09:57:39 PM
Voted Orioles winning season.  Angelos will be 83 this year;  there's a good chance he'll croak before Theo gets the Cubs turned around.

I dunno, man.  From what I've read and heard, you don't want that organization anywhere near either of his idiot sons, Uday and Qusay Angelos.
Title: Re: El Beisbol
Post by: Barrister on February 18, 2012, 12:10:20 AM
Quote from: CountDeMoney on February 17, 2012, 10:39:56 PM
I dunno, man.  From what I've read and heard, you don't want that organization anywhere near either of his idiot sons, Uday and Qusay Angelos.

:lmfao:



Anyways, I guess I can take solace in the fact that nobody bothered to mock the unlikelihood of a Royals winning season.  :(
Title: Re: El Beisbol
Post by: Eddie Teach on February 18, 2012, 12:20:53 AM
Their 2003 season ruined the nice streak they've got going.
Title: Re: El Beisbol
Post by: Syt on February 18, 2012, 12:39:52 AM
And another has-been will likely come to Pittsburgh . . . .

http://www.post-gazette.com/pg/12049/1211067-63.stm?cmpid=pirates.xml

QuoteBRADENTON, Fla. -- The Pirates and New York Yankees reached an agreement Friday that will send right-handed starter A.J. Burnett to Pittsburgh, according to a source.

The Yankees will pay $20 million of the remaining $33 million owed Burnett over the next two seasons, and the Pirates will send two prospects to the Yankees, the source said. The Yankees will receive pitcher Diego Moreno and outfielder Exicardo Cayones, according to The Associated Press.

Major League Baseball commissioner Bud Selig must approve the transaction because it involves a transfer of more than $1 million. The deal also is pending on Burnett passing a physical.

Serious negotiations lasted more than a week.

Burnett, 35, went 11-11 with a 5.15 ERA in 2011 and had a 5.00-plus ERA each of the past two seasons. He signed a five-year, $82.5 million contract before the 2009 season after opting out of a five-year, $55 million deal with the Toronto Blue Jays.
Title: Re: El Beisbol
Post by: Valmy on February 18, 2012, 12:42:32 AM
Quote from: CountDeMoney on February 17, 2012, 07:04:38 PM
That is why you fail.

Eh it is not like there is much hitting when Texas plays, team ERA was 2.35 and team BA was .269.

And yeah the bats have not gone ping in years but, you know, tradition.
Title: Re: El Beisbol
Post by: sbr on February 18, 2012, 01:52:08 AM
Accoridng to a radio interview with Keith Law of ESPN the Orioles are not only the worst team this year, but also the worst team in MLB based on some 5 year projection rating.
Title: Re: El Beisbol
Post by: MadBurgerMaker on February 18, 2012, 06:22:11 AM
Quote from: Valmy on February 18, 2012, 12:42:32 AM
Eh it is not like there is much hitting when Texas plays, team ERA was 2.35 and team BA was .269.

Small ball! *bunts into a triple play*
Title: Re: El Beisbol
Post by: jimmy olsen on February 18, 2012, 09:02:20 AM
Wakefield retires. :(

www2.turnto10.com/sports/2012/feb/17/4/wakefield-announce-retirement-ar-936337/
Title: Re: El Beisbol
Post by: CountDeMoney on February 18, 2012, 01:54:15 PM
Quote from: sbr on February 18, 2012, 01:52:08 AM
Accoridng to a radio interview with Keith Law of ESPN the Orioles are not only the worst team this year, but also the worst team in MLB based on some 5 year projection rating.

My projections say 15 years.
Title: Re: El Beisbol
Post by: Admiral Yi on February 18, 2012, 04:08:22 PM
Quote from: MadBurgerMaker on February 17, 2012, 08:33:24 PM
More of a weird *thunk* these days.

Did they trade in their aluminum bats for cantaloupes?