El Beisbol

[Valmy]

Don't know. Canada is Blue Jay's territory.

The Jays would be more fun if they had a chance in hell of making the playoffs.  Ah the AL East.

[Valmy]

Seriously people have the past 104 years taught you nothing?

It has taught me patience. Boundless, zen-like patience.

I still have a ways to go but Angelos is a good teacher.

[Grey Fox]

Don't know. Canada is Blue Jay's territory.

The Jays would be more fun if they had a chance in hell of making the playoffs.  Ah the AL East.

Do not get me started on that.

16 teams, god damn it.

[CountDeMoney]

College Baseball starts today.  The ping of the bat,

That is why you fail.

[CountDeMoney]

Fuck the Cubs.

[fhdz]

Fuck the Cubs.

Come on, man. It's our time to shine now.

[CountDeMoney]

Fuck them.  You've seen what "lovable loser teams done good" can do to a town like Boston; can you imagine the sheer power of obnoxiousness Chicago could unleash upon the Earth?  Too terrible to behold.

The Cubs must never succeed.

[fhdz]

Fuck them.  You've seen what "lovable loser teams done good" can do to a town like Boston; can you imagine the sheer power of obnoxiousness Chicago could unleash upon the Earth?  Too terrible to behold.

I'm sorry, I blacked out there for a moment while my pants became a dairy factory. You were saying?

[katmai]

Earth struck by jaron sized asteroid will happen first.

[fhdz]

Earth struck by jaron sized asteroid will happen first.

That's what people said about the Red Sox, too, prior to Epstein.

Have faith, man. No such thing as curses.

[MadBurgerMaker]

College Baseball starts today.  The ping of the bat,

That is why you fail.

More of a weird *thunk* these days.

[dps]

Voted Orioles winning season.  Angelos will be 83 this year;  there's a good chance he'll croak before Theo gets the Cubs turned around.

[CountDeMoney]

Voted Orioles winning season.  Angelos will be 83 this year;  there's a good chance he'll croak before Theo gets the Cubs turned around.

I dunno, man.  From what I've read and heard, you don't want that organization anywhere near either of his idiot sons, Uday and Qusay Angelos.

[Barrister]

I dunno, man.  From what I've read and heard, you don't want that organization anywhere near either of his idiot sons, Uday and Qusay Angelos.

Anyways, I guess I can take solace in the fact that nobody bothered to mock the unlikelihood of a Royals winning season. 

[Eddie Teach]

Their 2003 season ruined the nice streak they've got going.