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Title: NFL Week 14
Post by: MadBurgerMaker on December 08, 2011, 08:38:01 PM
Cleveland at Pittsburgh   8:20 PM   NFL   Tickets   Heinz Field

SUN, DEC 11   TIME (ET)   TV   RESOURCES   LOCATION
Kansas City at NY Jets   1:00 PM   CBS   Tickets   MetLife Stadium
Tampa Bay at Jacksonville   1:00 PM   FOX   Tickets   EverBank Field
New England at Washington   1:00 PM   CBS   Tickets   FedEx Field
Atlanta at Carolina   1:00 PM   FOX   Tickets   Bank of America Stadium
Indianapolis at Baltimore   1:00 PM   CBS   Tickets   M&T Bank Stadium
Philadelphia at Miami   1:00 PM   FOX   Tickets   Sun Life Stadium
Minnesota at Detroit   1:00 PM   FOX   Tickets   Ford Field
New Orleans at Tennessee   1:00 PM   FOX   Tickets   LP Field
Houston at Cincinnati   1:00 PM   CBS   Tickets   Paul Brown Stadium
Chicago at Denver   4:05 PM   FOX   Tickets   Sports Authority Field at Mile High
San Francisco at Arizona   4:05 PM   FOX   Tickets   U of Phoenix Stadium
Buffalo at San Diego   4:15 PM   CBS   Tickets   Qualcomm Stadium
Oakland at Green Bay   4:15 PM   CBS   Tickets   Lambeau Field
NY Giants at Dallas   8:20 PM   NBC   Tickets   Cowboys Stadium

MON, DEC 12   TIME (ET)   TV   RESOURCES   LOCATION
St. Louis at Seattle   8:30 PM      Tickets   CenturyLink Field


Really like the Browns uniforms.  The Steelers look stupid.
Title: Re: NFL Week 14
Post by: MadBurgerMaker on December 08, 2011, 08:53:08 PM
They just said an eight yard run by Hillis was his best of the year.  :blink:  Is that correct?
Title: Re: NFL Week 14
Post by: Neil on December 08, 2011, 09:02:33 PM
It wouldn't surprise me.  He's been hurt, and he plays for the Browns.
Title: Re: NFL Week 14
Post by: MadBurgerMaker on December 08, 2011, 09:08:05 PM
Quote from: Neil on December 08, 2011, 09:02:33 PM
It wouldn't surprise me.  He's been hurt, and he plays for the Browns.

I had to go look, because that just didn't seem right.  I mean, 8 yards?  They were wrong or misspoke:  He has a long of 24 this year.



Oof dumb play by Taylor.  The Browns defense is awful. 

E:  Heinz Ward fucks up, but then Polomalu owns the shit out of McCoy, and the ball is almost back to wher....ahaha another Steelers fumble & turnover.
Title: Re: NFL Week 14
Post by: Liep on December 08, 2011, 09:17:24 PM
:weep:
Title: Re: NFL Week 14
Post by: MadBurgerMaker on December 08, 2011, 09:25:07 PM
Hey nice draw by Chris-O. 
Title: Re: NFL Week 14
Post by: ulmont on December 08, 2011, 09:33:07 PM
And Big Ben is Down!
Title: Re: NFL Week 14
Post by: Neil on December 08, 2011, 09:36:58 PM
Quote from: ulmont on December 08, 2011, 09:33:07 PM
And Big Ben is Down!
And out.  Ouch.

That's the sort of shit that puts a guy out for the season.
Title: Re: NFL Week 14
Post by: Neil on December 08, 2011, 10:00:53 PM
McCoy is so fucking stupid.
Title: Re: NFL Week 14
Post by: ulmont on December 08, 2011, 10:12:03 PM
Quote from: Neil on December 08, 2011, 09:36:58 PM
Quote from: ulmont on December 08, 2011, 09:33:07 PM
And Big Ben is Down!
And out.  Ouch.

That's the sort of shit that puts a guy out for the season.

Apparently not.
Title: Re: NFL Week 14
Post by: MadBurgerMaker on December 08, 2011, 10:15:03 PM
Roethlisburger looks gimpy as hell.
Title: Re: NFL Week 14
Post by: Neil on December 08, 2011, 10:19:44 PM
Quote from: MadBurgerMaker on December 08, 2011, 10:15:03 PM
Roethlisburger looks gimpy as hell.
Yeah.  He is cortisoned out of his fucking mind right now.

Honestly, given that the Browns are incapable of tackling a running back before he gets a first down, I don't know why they don't just put in Batch and have him hand it off thirty times or so.  Why risk Roethlisberger when you'd much rather have him for the 49ers?
Title: Re: NFL Week 14
Post by: sbr on December 08, 2011, 10:26:04 PM
Did Ben start the 2nd half?  I thought he was out for the rest of the game.
Title: Re: NFL Week 14
Post by: Neil on December 08, 2011, 10:32:40 PM
Quote from: sbr on December 08, 2011, 10:26:04 PM
Did Ben start the 2nd half?  I thought he was out for the rest of the game.
He did, and I have no idea why.
Title: Re: NFL Week 14
Post by: ulmont on December 08, 2011, 10:37:04 PM
Quote from: Neil on December 08, 2011, 10:32:40 PM
Quote from: sbr on December 08, 2011, 10:26:04 PM
Did Ben start the 2nd half?  I thought he was out for the rest of the game.
He did, and I have no idea why.

Especially not if every play is going to be "handoff to Mendenhall."
Title: Re: NFL Week 14
Post by: Neil on December 08, 2011, 10:53:06 PM
Quote from: ulmont on December 08, 2011, 10:37:04 PM
Quote from: Neil on December 08, 2011, 10:32:40 PM
Quote from: sbr on December 08, 2011, 10:26:04 PM
Did Ben start the 2nd half?  I thought he was out for the rest of the game.
He did, and I have no idea why.
Especially not if every play is going to be "handoff to Mendenhall."
It turns out that Chris Gocong knows all about that play.
Title: Re: NFL Week 14
Post by: Neil on December 08, 2011, 11:19:27 PM
Colt McCoy makes Kyle Boller look like Joe Montana.  They'd be better off with Jamarcus Russell in there, or maybe Jeff George.
Title: Re: NFL Week 14
Post by: Sophie Scholl on December 08, 2011, 11:19:46 PM
 :( Shocking that Colt would fuck up.  Again.  And then the Browns would give up the long bomb td to ice the game since their offense is close to, if not 32nd in the league.  Very glad I didn't go out to watch the game, or even pay more attention than yahoo updates.  Fuck football this year.
Title: Re: NFL Week 14
Post by: Neil on December 08, 2011, 11:27:23 PM
It was just unforgivably bad.  The guy's only contribution to his team was getting blasted in the face by the top of James Harrison's helmet.
Title: Re: NFL Week 14
Post by: Alcibiades on December 08, 2011, 11:43:12 PM
And you people refused to believe me.   :rolleyes:
Title: Re: NFL Week 14
Post by: Valmy on December 08, 2011, 11:57:06 PM
Quote from: Alcibiades on December 08, 2011, 11:43:12 PM
And you people refused to believe me.   :rolleyes:

It was not that I refused to believe you it was just that I had never heard anybody say that about Colt before.  I just thought he sounded like a hick.
Title: Re: NFL Week 14
Post by: jimmy olsen on December 08, 2011, 11:59:12 PM
Quote from: Alcibiades on December 08, 2011, 11:43:12 PM
And you people refused to believe me.   :rolleyes:
He looked as concussed as fuck after that big hit. How the hell could they send him out there after that?
Title: Re: NFL Week 14
Post by: Valmy on December 09, 2011, 12:00:02 AM
Quote from: Neil on December 08, 2011, 11:27:23 PM
It was just unforgivably bad.  The guy's only contribution to his team was getting blasted in the face by the top of James Harrison's helmet.

Heh.  I use him as a point of comparison with Flacco and look at Neil going all jihad on him.
Title: Re: NFL Week 14
Post by: Sophie Scholl on December 09, 2011, 12:02:49 AM
Quote from: jimmy olsen on December 08, 2011, 11:59:12 PM
Quote from: Alcibiades on December 08, 2011, 11:43:12 PM
And you people refused to believe me.   :rolleyes:
He looked as concussed as fuck after that big hit. How the hell could they send him out there after that?
Because Shurmer and Holmgren are awful at their jobs and seemingly as human beings?
Title: Re: NFL Week 14
Post by: Neil on December 09, 2011, 12:04:26 AM
Quote from: Valmy on December 09, 2011, 12:00:02 AM
Quote from: Neil on December 08, 2011, 11:27:23 PM
It was just unforgivably bad.  The guy's only contribution to his team was getting blasted in the face by the top of James Harrison's helmet.
Heh.  I use him as a point of comparison with Flacco and look at Neil going all jihad on him.
Flacco drove 90 yards to win the game.  McCoy drove the hopes and dreams of the city of Cleveland even deeper in the dirt.

Joe Flacco is awesome.
Title: Re: NFL Week 14
Post by: MadBurgerMaker on December 09, 2011, 04:04:39 PM
Quote from: jimmy olsen on December 08, 2011, 11:59:12 PM
He looked as concussed as fuck after that big hit. How the hell could they send him out there after that?

Yeah he did.  That guy got knocked the fuck out.

Here's an article.  McCoy's dad is pissed off:

http://eye-on-football.blogs.cbssports.com/mcc/blogs/entry/22475988/33774602

Quote"I wouldn't have put him back in the game," Browns coach Pat Shurmer said when asked about whether or not McCoy exhibited concussion symptoms. "I definitely don't want to put a player out there that's putting himself at risk if we know it.''

According to Shurmur, per Cabot, McCoy didn't begin exhibiting concussion symptoms until he was "leaving the locker room." Shurmur now says the Browns are "proceeding" as if McCoy has a concussion.

:lol:  Uh.  Huh.  No symptoms except being barely conscious.  Minor detail.  Get back in there and throw some touchdowns, kid!
Title: Re: NFL Week 14
Post by: Valmy on December 09, 2011, 04:12:04 PM
Quote from: Neil on December 09, 2011, 12:04:26 AM
Flacco drove 90 yards to win the game.  McCoy drove the hopes and dreams of the city of Cleveland even deeper in the dirt.

Joe Flacco is awesome.

Clearly if the Browns had Flacco they would be 12-0 right now.
Title: Re: NFL Week 14
Post by: MadBurgerMaker on December 09, 2011, 04:57:06 PM
Andre Johnson is not going to play vs. the Bengals, unsurprisingly.  Kevin Walter is sick and is questionable.  :bleeding:
Title: Re: NFL Week 14
Post by: CountDeMoney on December 09, 2011, 07:32:47 PM
Scored lower reserve tix to the game against the Colts on Sunday.
They get their first win in my presence, you'll read about what happens in the parking lot in the papers.
Title: Re: NFL Week 14
Post by: sbr on December 09, 2011, 07:36:42 PM
Quote from: CountDeMoney on December 09, 2011, 07:32:47 PM
Scored lower reserve tix to the game against the Colts on Sunday.
They get their first win in my presence, you'll read about what happens in the parking lot in the papers.

:D  The Colts winning in Baltimore to fuck the Ravens playoff chances sounds about right.
Title: Re: NFL Week 14
Post by: CountDeMoney on December 09, 2011, 07:37:30 PM
Quote from: sbr on December 09, 2011, 07:36:42 PM
Quote from: CountDeMoney on December 09, 2011, 07:32:47 PM
Scored lower reserve tix to the game against the Colts on Sunday.
They get their first win in my presence, you'll read about what happens in the parking lot in the papers.

:D  The Colts winning in Baltimore to fuck the Ravens playoff chances sounds about right.

Oh yeah, that's straight out of the Ravens script of the year, alright.
Title: Re: NFL Week 14
Post by: sbr on December 09, 2011, 07:39:54 PM
Quote from: CountDeMoney on December 09, 2011, 07:37:30 PM
Quote from: sbr on December 09, 2011, 07:36:42 PM
Quote from: CountDeMoney on December 09, 2011, 07:32:47 PM
Scored lower reserve tix to the game against the Colts on Sunday.
They get their first win in my presence, you'll read about what happens in the parking lot in the papers.

:D  The Colts winning in Baltimore to fuck the Ravens playoff chances sounds about right.

Oh yeah, that's straight out of the Ravens script of the year, alright.

Well let's hope not, in fact one of my fantasy teams is hoping the Ravens pitch a shutout.
Title: Re: NFL Week 14
Post by: Neil on December 11, 2011, 01:13:00 PM
Quote from: sbr on December 09, 2011, 07:39:54 PM
Quote from: CountDeMoney on December 09, 2011, 07:37:30 PM
Quote from: sbr on December 09, 2011, 07:36:42 PM
Quote from: CountDeMoney on December 09, 2011, 07:32:47 PM
Scored lower reserve tix to the game against the Colts on Sunday.
They get their first win in my presence, you'll read about what happens in the parking lot in the papers.
:D  The Colts winning in Baltimore to fuck the Ravens playoff chances sounds about right.
Oh yeah, that's straight out of the Ravens script of the year, alright.
Well let's hope not, in fact one of my fantasy teams is hoping the Ravens pitch a shutout.
So far so good.
Title: Re: NFL Week 14
Post by: MadBurgerMaker on December 11, 2011, 01:20:10 PM
TJ Yates is trying to throw it to Jacoby Jones like he's Andre Johnson and it isn't working, and on the one try to someone else (Walter), he way overthrew it.  Basically, he's looking like a rookie who doesn't have a WR to help him out.

Edit: 3-3 now after a long Bengals drive that died on the Texans 5 yard line or so.  Big running plays by both teams.

Doh Yates with his first INT.  Terribly overthrew Mason, like he thought he was running a different route or forgot what jersey color he was wearing or something.

Well now Yates has gone back to looking like a guy who's been playing for a bit.  He seems to like throwing to Owen Daniels now, which is good, since Owen Daniels is awesome and Jacoby Jones is not.  The turnovers have killed the Texans though, especially Tate's fumble on the 3.
Title: Re: NFL Week 14
Post by: MadBurgerMaker on December 11, 2011, 04:05:42 PM
Oh my god.  TJ Yates:  Hero NFL QB
Title: Re: NFL Week 14
Post by: Neil on December 11, 2011, 04:05:46 PM
Texans!  Awesome win.
Title: Re: NFL Week 14
Post by: MadBurgerMaker on December 11, 2011, 04:16:51 PM
ARRRRGH goddammit, Saints!    Okay I take that back, nice sack.

TEXANS IN THE PLAYOFFS!
Title: Re: NFL Week 14
Post by: Neil on December 11, 2011, 04:28:45 PM
Quote from: MadBurgerMaker on December 11, 2011, 04:16:51 PM
ARRRRGH goddammit, Saints!    Okay I take that back, nice sack.

TEXANS IN THE PLAYOFFS!
Yep.  Looks like Wild Card Weekend is going to be Jets @ Houston.  I sort of assumed that whoever went to Houston would probably win with Schaub out, but with Yates playing so strong and Sanchez being worthless, Houston might win that game and mess up my AFC predictions.  I wanted Pittsburgh to come to town for the AFC championship, but I guess they can still come there on divisional weekend, and the Texans can beat up the Patriots.

Either way, nobody who comes into Baltimore in the postseason is coming out with a win.
Title: Re: NFL Week 14
Post by: Alcibiades on December 11, 2011, 05:30:43 PM
The patriots shouldn't have won that game.

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And wish I could have heard that little exchange on the sidelines.   :(
Title: Re: NFL Week 14
Post by: Alcibiades on December 11, 2011, 05:36:25 PM

http://deadspin.com/5867045/heres-tom-bradys-bitchfest-with-an-assistant-coach


Nice little video of it.  Good stuff starts around 27 seconds.  Can't really understand what hes saying.  Bellicheat ends up separating the crybabies around the 1 minute mark.

I hate Brady.
Title: Re: NFL Week 14
Post by: CountDeMoney on December 11, 2011, 06:43:39 PM
Quote from: Alcibiades on December 11, 2011, 05:36:25 PM

http://deadspin.com/5867045/heres-tom-bradys-bitchfest-with-an-assistant-coach


Nice little video of it.  Good stuff starts around 27 seconds.  Can't really understand what hes saying.  Bellicheat ends up separating the crybabies around the 1 minute mark.

I hate Brady.

Fucking spoiled brat prima donna.  Dan Marino never threw an interception that was ever his fault as well, but that's because he was Dan Fucking Marino.  But he let his receivers know about it to their faces, not bitch to coaches in front of them.
Title: Re: NFL Week 14
Post by: CountDeMoney on December 11, 2011, 06:45:11 PM
Quote from: Neil on December 11, 2011, 04:28:45 PM
Quote from: MadBurgerMaker on December 11, 2011, 04:16:51 PM
ARRRRGH goddammit, Saints!    Okay I take that back, nice sack.

TEXANS IN THE PLAYOFFS!
Yep.  Looks like Wild Card Weekend is going to be Jets @ Houston.

You're assuming the Jets are going to be consistent for the next several weeks. That's quite a reach.
Title: Re: NFL Week 14
Post by: MadBurgerMaker on December 11, 2011, 06:46:03 PM
@vleach44
VontaLeach44
congrats to #Texans for winning the AFC south years of hard worked payed off.

:)
Title: Re: NFL Week 14
Post by: CountDeMoney on December 11, 2011, 06:50:16 PM
Classy of Vonta remembering his peeps.

Stupid ass CBS.  43-7 will 2:37 still left in the 3rd, and they're still forcing Green Bay down our throats.
Title: Re: NFL Week 14
Post by: MadBurgerMaker on December 11, 2011, 06:55:53 PM
Quote from: CountDeMoney on December 11, 2011, 06:50:16 PM
Classy of Vonta remembering his peeps.

Stupid ass CBS.  43-7 will 2:37 still left in the 3rd, and they're still forcing Green Bay down our throats.

I like how they're telling us about the Bears - Broncos game instead of actually going to it.  Thanks guys.
Title: Re: NFL Week 14
Post by: CountDeMoney on December 11, 2011, 07:00:12 PM
Quote from: MadBurgerMaker on December 11, 2011, 06:55:53 PM
Quote from: CountDeMoney on December 11, 2011, 06:50:16 PM
Classy of Vonta remembering his peeps.

Stupid ass CBS.  43-7 will 2:37 still left in the 3rd, and they're still forcing Green Bay down our throats.

I like how they're telling us about the Bears - Broncos game instead of actually going to it.  Thanks guys.
Luckily, I have FOX.  TEBOW STRONG
Title: Re: NFL Week 14
Post by: MadBurgerMaker on December 11, 2011, 07:01:31 PM
Quote from: CountDeMoney on December 11, 2011, 07:00:12 PM
Luckily, I have FOX.  TEBOW STRONG

Disregard your PM then.   Bob's Burgers on Fox here.  Don't know what they had on earlier.
Title: Re: NFL Week 14
Post by: CountDeMoney on December 11, 2011, 07:01:58 PM
Holy fuck.
Title: Re: NFL Week 14
Post by: MadBurgerMaker on December 11, 2011, 07:02:10 PM
Damn that was a helluva kick by Praeter. 

Also, Marion Barber is dumb.
Title: Re: NFL Week 14
Post by: Liep on December 11, 2011, 07:04:33 PM
I believe in the Tebow.
Title: Re: NFL Week 14
Post by: CountDeMoney on December 11, 2011, 07:05:49 PM
Quote from: Liep on December 11, 2011, 07:04:33 PM
I believe in the Tebow.

How can you not.  This is more than football;  this is God's work.
Title: Re: NFL Week 14
Post by: MadBurgerMaker on December 11, 2011, 07:09:19 PM
 :hmm:  Caleb Hanie making plays?  He's about to throw a pick 6 or something.
Title: Re: NFL Week 14
Post by: Admiral Yi on December 11, 2011, 07:09:36 PM
60 yard field goals are the new 50 yard field goals.

Barber, you dumbass.
Title: Re: NFL Week 14
Post by: CountDeMoney on December 11, 2011, 07:12:29 PM
Quote from: Admiral Yi on December 11, 2011, 07:09:36 PM
Barber, you dumbass.

Twicely.
Title: Re: NFL Week 14
Post by: MadBurgerMaker on December 11, 2011, 07:12:40 PM
Hahahaha Marion Barber has money on the Broncos.
Title: Re: NFL Week 14
Post by: CountDeMoney on December 11, 2011, 07:15:29 PM
Quote from: MadBurgerMaker on December 11, 2011, 07:12:40 PM
Hahahaha Marion Barber has money on the Broncos.

That poor bastard had absolutely nothing but green in front of him.  Just forgot to take the ball with him.
Title: Re: NFL Week 14
Post by: Neil on December 11, 2011, 07:17:42 PM
Quote from: CountDeMoney on December 11, 2011, 06:45:11 PM
Quote from: Neil on December 11, 2011, 04:28:45 PM
Quote from: MadBurgerMaker on December 11, 2011, 04:16:51 PM
ARRRRGH goddammit, Saints!    Okay I take that back, nice sack.

TEXANS IN THE PLAYOFFS!
Yep.  Looks like Wild Card Weekend is going to be Jets @ Houston.
You're assuming the Jets are going to be consistent for the next several weeks. That's quite a reach.
Yeah, well look at the other contenders.  Who can not suck?

Bengals?  Maybe, but they're behind and are going to lose at least one more game this year.
Titans?  Nope.
Oakland?  Nope.
Title: Re: NFL Week 14
Post by: Neil on December 11, 2011, 07:20:12 PM
Quote from: MadBurgerMaker on December 11, 2011, 07:12:40 PM
Hahahaha Marion Barber has money on the Broncos.
Even though the Broncos have no offence, we knew that the Bears were going to lose this game.

Still, it'll be funny watching Tebow play the Steelers on Wild Card Weekend.  James Harrison is going to have him picking out tombstones.
Title: Re: NFL Week 14
Post by: Admiral Yi on December 11, 2011, 07:21:41 PM
Fucking Barber. :bleeding:
Title: Re: NFL Week 14
Post by: Neil on December 11, 2011, 07:21:44 PM
Quote from: Admiral Yi on December 11, 2011, 07:09:36 PM
60 yard field goals are the new 50 yard field goals.
They always have been in Denver.
Title: Re: NFL Week 14
Post by: Neil on December 11, 2011, 07:22:15 PM
Quote from: CountDeMoney on December 11, 2011, 07:05:49 PM
Quote from: Liep on December 11, 2011, 07:04:33 PM
I believe in the Tebow.

How can you not.  This is more than football;  this is God's work.
Only stupid people believe in gods.
Title: Re: NFL Week 14
Post by: CountDeMoney on December 11, 2011, 07:23:39 PM
Man, what's happening in Denver is scary. 

This is beyond Flutie Magic, or Dan Majkowski, or any of the other novelties at QB we've seen in the past.  This is different.

This is a single Quarterback-Who-Is-Not-Supposed-To-Be-A-Quarterback winning, and elevating his team around him.  This is a team of true believers.
Title: Re: NFL Week 14
Post by: Neil on December 11, 2011, 07:25:12 PM
:lol:

You gotta be kidding me.
Title: Re: NFL Week 14
Post by: CountDeMoney on December 11, 2011, 07:25:23 PM
Quote from: Neil on December 11, 2011, 07:22:15 PM
Quote from: CountDeMoney on December 11, 2011, 07:05:49 PM
Quote from: Liep on December 11, 2011, 07:04:33 PM
I believe in the Tebow.

How can you not.  This is more than football;  this is God's work.
Only stupid people believe in gods.

Maybe up there in secular-socialist Soviet Canuckistan with your heretic 3 downs you have no grasp on the concept of High Powahs, but Tebow and His Lord and Savior are calling the shots this season.
Title: Re: NFL Week 14
Post by: Neil on December 11, 2011, 07:31:58 PM
Quote from: CountDeMoney on December 11, 2011, 07:25:23 PM
Quote from: Neil on December 11, 2011, 07:22:15 PM
Quote from: CountDeMoney on December 11, 2011, 07:05:49 PM
Quote from: Liep on December 11, 2011, 07:04:33 PM
I believe in the Tebow.

How can you not.  This is more than football;  this is God's work.
Only stupid people believe in gods.
Maybe up there in secular-socialist Soviet Canuckistan with your heretic 3 downs you have no grasp on the concept of High Powahs, but Tebow and His Lord and Savior are calling the shots this season.
Let me know when Denver beats a good team.  The whole winning run is based on playing scrub teams.  If they beat the Patriots next week, Tebow will gain the minimum possible amount of respect from me.  But he'll still be stupid.
Title: Re: NFL Week 14
Post by: Neil on December 11, 2011, 07:34:26 PM
So, how was the game, Seedy?
Title: Re: NFL Week 14
Post by: CountDeMoney on December 11, 2011, 07:40:28 PM
Quote from: Neil on December 11, 2011, 07:34:26 PM
So, how was the game, Seedy?

Awesomeness.  Much more of a domination than the score says, especially since the Colts scored a junk TD on the last play of the game.  Here's some pics.

One of the mascots.
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Some bitches and hoes.
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Terrell Suggs' finely sculpted ass.
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Title: Re: NFL Week 14
Post by: Alcibiades on December 11, 2011, 07:41:07 PM
The Denver Tebows do it again, I don't even know...
Title: Re: NFL Week 14
Post by: Razgovory on December 11, 2011, 07:51:16 PM
Quote from: Alcibiades on December 11, 2011, 07:41:07 PM
The Denver Tebows do it again, I don't even know...

I didn't think they would make that field goal to tie it up.  I found out my mother hates Tim Tebow. :rolleyes:
Title: Re: NFL Week 14
Post by: Neil on December 11, 2011, 07:59:48 PM
Nice pics.  My wife was stunned by the enormous size of Sugg's ass last week, so I told her that's where the power to explode off the line and sack Roethlisberger comes from.

Yeah, Dan Orlovsky was garbage time MVP today.  The game wasn't even close.  I looked for you on the screen, but they didn't give you your closeup.
Title: Re: NFL Week 14
Post by: MadBurgerMaker on December 11, 2011, 08:43:47 PM
Romo with the very Romo-ish safety.
Title: Re: NFL Week 14
Post by: CountDeMoney on December 11, 2011, 09:05:33 PM
Quote from: Neil on December 11, 2011, 07:59:48 PM
Nice pics.  My wife was stunned by the enormous size of Sugg's ass last week, so I told her that's where the power to explode off the line and sack Roethlisberger comes from.

Yeah, Dan Orlovsky was garbage time MVP today.  The game wasn't even close.  I looked for you on the screen, but they didn't give you your closeup.

What was hilarious was the sheer number of Colts jerseys at the game.  And then you realize there were more #19s than #18s.  As it should be.
Title: Re: NFL Week 14
Post by: CountDeMoney on December 11, 2011, 10:36:28 PM
Best stat of the day.

QuoteYet the end result was Washington's eighth loss in nine games. The Redskins will miss the playoffs for the fourth consecutive season and the ninth time in Daniel Snyder's 12 years as owner.
Title: Re: NFL Week 14
Post by: Sophie Scholl on December 11, 2011, 10:43:33 PM
Is it baseball season yet? :yucky:
Title: Re: NFL Week 14
Post by: MadBurgerMaker on December 11, 2011, 11:19:31 PM
The Giants should probably cover that guy.

Edit: Wow.  Lots of stupid in this game right now.  Entertaining though.

Hahaha holy shit they blocked it.
Title: Re: NFL Week 14
Post by: Neil on December 11, 2011, 11:44:58 PM
Quote from: Benedict Arnold on December 11, 2011, 10:43:33 PM
Is it baseball season yet? :yucky:
Ewww.  No.
Title: Re: NFL Week 14
Post by: Valmy on December 12, 2011, 09:14:23 AM
Quote from: Neil on December 11, 2011, 11:44:58 PM
Quote from: Benedict Arnold on December 11, 2011, 10:43:33 PM
Is it baseball season yet? :yucky:
Ewww.  No.

Well it would mean the Stanley Cup playoffs are only three months from completion.
Title: Re: NFL Week 14
Post by: Valmy on December 12, 2011, 09:18:26 AM
Quote from: CountDeMoney on December 11, 2011, 10:36:28 PM
Best stat of the day.

QuoteYet the end result was Washington’s eighth loss in nine games. The Redskins will miss the playoffs for the fourth consecutive season and the ninth time in Daniel Snyder’s 12 years as owner.

I predicted 3-13 but it looks like 4-12.

God please take Luck or Griffin or somebody you stupid morons.  Snyder's love of old never-were QBs is at the heart as to why they have been so bad this whole time.  He keeps thinking he is the new Bobby Beathard and he is going to sign the next Doug Williams any moment now.
Title: Re: NFL Week 14
Post by: Valmy on December 12, 2011, 09:19:38 AM
Quote from: Alcibiades on December 11, 2011, 07:41:07 PM
The Denver Tebows do it again, I don't even know...

Marion Barber had the spirit of the Lord come over him.
Title: Re: NFL Week 14
Post by: Valmy on December 12, 2011, 09:22:56 AM
By the way: awesome seats CdM.
Title: Re: NFL Week 14
Post by: Valmy on December 12, 2011, 09:25:08 AM
Quote from: MadBurgerMaker on December 11, 2011, 11:19:31 PM
The Giants should probably cover that guy.

Edit: Wow.  Lots of stupid in this game right now.  Entertaining though.

Hahaha holy shit they blocked it.

The Cowboys constantly being full of fail really takes the sting out of the Redskins season.   Few fanbases cry like the cowgirls the entertainment value cannot be overstated.
Title: Re: NFL Week 14
Post by: derspiess on December 12, 2011, 11:49:53 AM
Quote from: MadBurgerMaker on December 11, 2011, 04:16:51 PM
ARRRRGH goddammit, Saints!    Okay I take that back, nice sack.

TEXANS IN THE PLAYOFFS!

Congrats.  Yates played an awesome game & showed great poise not commonly seen from Rookie QBs (i.e., pretty much what everyone had been saying about Dalton this year).  Houston did what great teams do-- overcome crippling injuries & find ways to win.  Would be nice if the Bengals learned to do that at some point.

Tough, tough loss for us.  On the field & in the locker room it was dead quiet, as if someone had died.  Would have been nice to get to week 17 with more of a fighting chance of getting in.  At this point I'll have to be happy if they go 9-7 (which will be a fight, given how Arizona has been playing).  I'm thinking Marvin Lewis is gone if there's an 8-8 finish. 

Title: Re: NFL Week 14
Post by: MadBurgerMaker on December 12, 2011, 02:55:47 PM
The Texans latest sacrifice to the football gods in exchange for a W:  Mike Brisiel, starting RG, broken leg.  Apparently, he broke it early in the game and stayed in, being all toughguy-like.  You could see him limping around in some of the closeups, but I didn't really think much of it since he was still in. 

Caldwell will start in his place, with...uh...I don't know who becoming the backup.  Brisiel may be able to make it back for the playoffs (it's apparently similar to what happened with Daniel Manning, surgery and all). 

Quote from: derspiess on December 12, 2011, 11:49:53 AM
I'm thinking Marvin Lewis is gone if there's an 8-8 finish.

Think so?
Title: Re: NFL Week 14
Post by: Strix on December 12, 2011, 03:04:15 PM
Quote from: Neil on December 11, 2011, 07:20:12 PM
Quote from: MadBurgerMaker on December 11, 2011, 07:12:40 PM
Hahahaha Marion Barber has money on the Broncos.
Even though the Broncos have no offence, we knew that the Bears were going to lose this game.

Still, it'll be funny watching Tebow play the Steelers on Wild Card Weekend.  James Harrison is going to have him picking out tombstones.

Hell no! The league office will make sure James and Troy are suspended for that game.
Title: Re: NFL Week 14
Post by: sbr on December 12, 2011, 05:11:25 PM
Rough day for head coaches.  The Chiefs fired Todd Haley and the Dolphins let Sporano go.
Title: Re: NFL Week 14
Post by: derspiess on December 12, 2011, 05:19:59 PM
Quote from: sbr on December 12, 2011, 05:11:25 PM
Rough day for head coaches.  The Chiefs fired Todd Haley and the Dolphins let Sporano go.

I guess it's about the time to start doing that.  This part of the year is arguably much more stressful for teams that aren't making the playoffs than those that are.  If you're on the coaching staff you probably feel like your job is on the line and you need to pick up some wins (or at least have the specific players you coach play well) for job security or resume enhancement.
Title: Re: NFL Week 14
Post by: Alcibiades on December 12, 2011, 09:45:56 PM
Mason cut by the third team this year  :face:

http://profootball.scout.com/a.z?s=127&p=9&c=2&cid=1138267&nid=5895645&fhn=1




Any idea what his deal is?
Title: Re: NFL Week 14
Post by: MadBurgerMaker on December 12, 2011, 09:51:45 PM
Quote from: Alcibiades on December 12, 2011, 09:45:56 PM
Any idea what his deal is?

He dropped at least one that hit him in the hands yesterday.  The Texans already have Jacoby Jones to do that for them.

I think he's just old and it's catching up with him.  Either that, or he wasn't picking up the O or something.  The Texans are probably just going to bring up a guy from the PS (Maehl or that little dude Holliday).
Title: Re: NFL Week 14
Post by: Neil on December 12, 2011, 10:18:46 PM
Maybe the Bears will get him?  They could use a guy who isn't terrible.
Title: Re: NFL Week 14
Post by: MadBurgerMaker on December 12, 2011, 10:46:34 PM
Okay this game is just fucking awful.  What the hell are they doing?

E: lolz even the announcers are shitting all over the Rams.  I'd say they should just give the ball to Jackson on every play, but the last time they handed it off to him, his own OL absolutely blasted him.
Title: Re: NFL Week 14
Post by: FunkMonk on December 12, 2011, 10:59:00 PM
 :( Poor STL. The only NFL game I've ever watched in person was in the Edward Jones Dome.
Title: Re: NFL Week 14
Post by: Neil on December 12, 2011, 11:04:43 PM
The Seahawks GM looks like a hobbit.
Title: Re: NFL Week 14
Post by: Grey Fox on December 13, 2011, 08:23:14 AM
Well my LFFL season is over :(
Title: Re: NFL Week 14
Post by: derspiess on December 13, 2011, 11:38:31 AM
Quote from: Grey Fox on December 13, 2011, 08:23:14 AM
Well my LFFL season is over :(

Mine likely will be after this week.  Too much of my team is up against the Ravens or Steelers defenses.
Title: Re: NFL Week 14
Post by: Sophie Scholl on December 13, 2011, 03:00:10 PM
One game suspension?!  I really, really hope a Browns player gives that piece of crap a nice ACL/MCL tearing chop block next game.  I don't see any other way that Harrison gets what he truly deserves in terms of justice. :menace:
Title: Re: NFL Week 14
Post by: MadBurgerMaker on December 13, 2011, 03:17:15 PM
Quote from: Benedict Arnold on December 13, 2011, 03:00:10 PM
One game suspension?!  I really, really hope a Browns player gives that piece of crap a nice ACL/MCL tearing chop block next game.  I don't see any other way that Harrison gets what he truly deserves in terms of justice. :menace:

Maybe Cleveland can borrow Duane Brown for that last game.  He can finish what he started earlier this year and break the rest of Harrison's face.
Title: Re: NFL Week 14
Post by: CountDeMoney on December 13, 2011, 08:05:21 PM
Quote from: Benedict Arnold on December 13, 2011, 03:00:10 PM
One game suspension?!  I really, really hope a Browns player gives that piece of crap a nice ACL/MCL tearing chop block next game.  I don't see any other way that Harrison gets what he truly deserves in terms of justice. :menace:

It is staggered.  Wait till he lays the next one.  Which he will, as he's a punk ass coward bitch.
Title: Re: NFL Week 14
Post by: derspiess on December 14, 2011, 12:20:58 PM
Quote from: CountDeMoney on December 13, 2011, 08:05:21 PM
Quote from: Benedict Arnold on December 13, 2011, 03:00:10 PM
One game suspension?!  I really, really hope a Browns player gives that piece of crap a nice ACL/MCL tearing chop block next game.  I don't see any other way that Harrison gets what he truly deserves in terms of justice. :menace:

It is staggered.  Wait till he lays the next one.  Which he will, as he's a punk ass coward bitch.

I'm getting tired of hearing the "these guys don't know any other way to play" bullshit.  If that's the case, they don't belong in the league.  They've had NFL notices placed in locker rooms reminding players to 'see what they hit' since the 80s (complete with a cheesy, dated diagram of a proper hit).  No excuse for not knowing how to make a legal hit.

I'm not a huge fan of overprotecting the quarterback, but the technique of lowering the head & using the helmet as a weapon has no place in football. 

I'd be okay with the 1-week suspension if they made him play without a facemask for the rest of the season + playoffs.  And then the Theismann single bar for all of next season.