Do you people often swear by Jesus?
I mean, I know you are satanists and all, so let's just get that out of the way. No judgement. If you wish to worship a false god it's up to you. HOWEVER:
I was watching Mad Men and this pair of jewish women were discussing an outrageously scandalous subject, and one exclaims "Jesus!"
Of course, it's a common exclamation which perhaps has lost some of its blasphemous powers, but it would seem odd from the mouth of a jew, even a nominally secular one [hah, secular jew, hah].
Clarification?
I just watched "The Infidel" with Alexy Sayle, his muslim character continually uses "jesus!" and "christ!" when he gets cutt off in traffic.
Your cabinet Nazi thing is getting stale Slargos. Maybe it's edgy in Scandi-weenia, but it's kinda dull here. Maybe you should add something to it, like drug abuse or incest.
In other words,
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Quote from: Slargos on June 05, 2011, 02:28:35 PM
Do you people often swear by Jesus?
I mean, I know you are satanists and all, so let's just get that out of the way. No judgement. If you wish to worship a false god it's up to you. HOWEVER:
I was watching Mad Men and this pair of jewish women were discussing an outrageously scandalous subject, and one exclaims "Jesus!"
Of course, it's a common exclamation which perhaps has lost some of its blasphemous powers, but it would seem odd from the mouth of a jew, even a nominally secular one [hah, secular jew, hah].
Clarification?
I do not swear, other than saying "fuck".
It is a mitzvah to not mention the names of any false gods.
Jesus, Slargos, your schtick is so so tired.
Quote from: Viking on June 05, 2011, 02:31:37 PM
I just watched "The Infidel" with Alexy Sayle, his muslim character continually uses "jesus!" and "christ!" when he gets cutt off in traffic.
He wasn't in it, the lead character was played by Omid Djalili, who iirc be from an exiled family of Zorastrian Iranians, as opposed to Alexie's Jewish Marxist background.
Quote from: Siege on June 05, 2011, 04:32:07 PM
Quote from: Slargos on June 05, 2011, 02:28:35 PM
Do you people often swear by Jesus?
I mean, I know you are satanists and all, so let's just get that out of the way. No judgement. If you wish to worship a false god it's up to you. HOWEVER:
I was watching Mad Men and this pair of jewish women were discussing an outrageously scandalous subject, and one exclaims "Jesus!"
Of course, it's a common exclamation which perhaps has lost some of its blasphemous powers, but it would seem odd from the mouth of a jew, even a nominally secular one [hah, secular jew, hah].
Clarification?
I do not swear, other than saying "fuck".
It is a mitzvah to not mention the names of any false gods.
What if the false god is a somewhat recognised prophet or good person or whatever the jews view jesus as?
Quote from: DGuller on June 05, 2011, 04:36:01 PM
Jesus, Slargos, your schtick is so so tired.
Are you jewish? :huh:
Quote from: Siege on June 05, 2011, 04:32:07 PM
Quote from: Slargos on June 05, 2011, 02:28:35 PM
Do you people often swear by Jesus?
I mean, I know you are satanists and all, so let's just get that out of the way. No judgement. If you wish to worship a false god it's up to you. HOWEVER:
I was watching Mad Men and this pair of jewish women were discussing an outrageously scandalous subject, and one exclaims "Jesus!"
Of course, it's a common exclamation which perhaps has lost some of its blasphemous powers, but it would seem odd from the mouth of a jew, even a nominally secular one [hah, secular jew, hah].
Clarification?
I do not swear, other than saying "fuck".
It is a mitzvah to not mention the names of any false gods.
I would ask what mitzvah means, but I guess I can google it quicker.
What about your friends and relatives? Do you ever catch them swearing by Jesus?
Edit: I see now. So you're not allowed to talk about mythology other than your own, in effect?
Quote from: DGuller on June 05, 2011, 04:36:01 PM
Jesus, Slargos, your schtick is so so tired.
I don't know about Slargos, but I gotta agree about Jesus. Each year, every Good Friday he dies and ever Easter he is resurrected. I mean, hello? Like maybe it was a surprise the first 200 years, but not anymore. :rolleyes:
Quote from: Martinus on June 05, 2011, 04:47:55 PM
Quote from: DGuller on June 05, 2011, 04:36:01 PM
Jesus, Slargos, your schtick is so so tired.
I don't know about Slargos, but I gotta agree about Jesus. Each year, every Good Friday he dies and ever Easter he is resurrected. I mean, hello? Like maybe it was a surprise the first 200 years, but not anymore. :rolleyes:
Don't forget about every sunday when little chunks of his body are reanimated and then ritually consumed. That's gotta be painful.
Quote from: Siege on June 05, 2011, 04:32:07 PM
It is a mitzvah to not mention the names of any false gods.
Is this why you can't say Jehovah?
Quote from: HVC on June 05, 2011, 04:50:06 PM
Quote from: Martinus on June 05, 2011, 04:47:55 PM
Quote from: DGuller on June 05, 2011, 04:36:01 PM
Jesus, Slargos, your schtick is so so tired.
I don't know about Slargos, but I gotta agree about Jesus. Each year, every Good Friday he dies and ever Easter he is resurrected. I mean, hello? Like maybe it was a surprise the first 200 years, but not anymore. :rolleyes:
Don't forget about every sunday when little chunks of his body are reanimated and then ritually consumed. That's gotta be painful.
That's why there is a "no teeth" rule.
Now, consider what other activities also follow the "no teeth" rule. Think about it.
OMG i've spent most of my youth swallowing jesus' dong!
Speaking of which, another question for the Jews:
We know you can't say "Jehovah" (or some other spelling equivalent) but can you quote a post with "Jehovah" in it? What about posting in a thread with "Jehovah" in the title?
Quote from: Martinus on June 05, 2011, 04:55:37 PM
Speaking of which, another question for the Jews:
We know you can't say "Jehovah" (or some other spelling equivalent) but can you quote a post with "Jehovah" in it? What about posting in a thread with "Jehovah" in the title?
What's wrong with Jehovah? :huh:
Oh, shit.
'sides should Jehova even count? The jews spent so many generations trying really hard to not say his name that they don't even know what his name really sounds like.
Well. This has been very illuminating.
I read the wikipedia entry of Mitzvah and after reading the passage of Constant Mitzvot I can only conclude that most Jews seem to be horrible, horrible Jews.
I had no idea.
Quote from: HVC on June 05, 2011, 05:01:38 PM
The jews spent so many generations trying really hard to not say his name that they don't even know what his name really sounds like.
That's what the dudes translating the Torah to foreign languages thought.
They could not tell the diference between Adonai, Elohim, Hashem, and the actual Name.
I know the correct pronounciation, and I shall not tell you.
Quote from: mongers on June 05, 2011, 04:38:20 PM
Quote from: Viking on June 05, 2011, 02:31:37 PM
I just watched "The Infidel" with Alexy Sayle, his muslim character continually uses "jesus!" and "christ!" when he gets cutt off in traffic.
He wasn't in it, the lead character was played by Omid Djalili, who iirc be from an exiled family of Zorastrian Iranians, as opposed to Alexie's Jewish Marxist background.
damn, fat bald english immigrants with big noses all look alike.... I am suitably humbled...
Slargos, a word of advice from Tropic Thunder: Never go full retard. :)
http://www.funnyordie.com/videos/bce7b31cef/tropic-thunder-film-clip-nobody-goes-full-retard-from-ilike2party (http://www.funnyordie.com/videos/bce7b31cef/tropic-thunder-film-clip-nobody-goes-full-retard-from-ilike2party)
Quote from: Martinus on June 05, 2011, 04:47:55 PM
Quote from: DGuller on June 05, 2011, 04:36:01 PM
Jesus, Slargos, your schtick is so so tired.
I don't know about Slargos, but I gotta agree about Jesus. Each year, every Good Friday he dies and ever Easter he is resurrected. I mean, hello? Like maybe it was a surprise the first 200 years, but not anymore. :rolleyes:
I'd pay to see you try to pull off the trick just once. Don't even have to wait for Good Friday. Next Friday will be fine.
Quote from: Siege on June 05, 2011, 07:35:42 PM
Quote from: HVC on June 05, 2011, 05:01:38 PM
The jews spent so many generations trying really hard to not say his name that they don't even know what his name really sounds like.
That's what the dudes translating the Torah to foreign languages thought.
They could not tell the diference between Adonai, Elohim, Hashem, and the actual Name.
I know the correct pronounciation, and I shall not tell you.
If you know that means someone told you and thus greatly anger the Lord :contract: :P
Quote from: Siege on June 05, 2011, 07:35:42 PM
Quote from: HVC on June 05, 2011, 05:01:38 PM
The jews spent so many generations trying really hard to not say his name that they don't even know what his name really sounds like.
That's what the dudes translating the Torah to foreign languages thought.
They could not tell the diference between Adonai, Elohim, Hashem, and the actual Name.
I know the correct pronounciation, and I shall not tell you.
No you don't. When your holy books were written, they were written in Aramaic transliteration of the proto-Hebrew language, and later translated into Hebrew, which was effectively extinguished as a for a long period of time. You're mispronouncing יְהֹוָה, and you don't even realize it.
Quote from: DGuller on June 05, 2011, 04:59:50 PM
Quote from: Martinus on June 05, 2011, 04:55:37 PM
Speaking of which, another question for the Jews:
We know you can't say "Jehovah" (or some other spelling equivalent) but can you quote a post with "Jehovah" in it? What about posting in a thread with "Jehovah" in the title?
What's wrong with Jehovah? :huh:
I only said "this meal was good enough for Jehovah!"
Quote from: Neil on June 05, 2011, 08:26:53 PM
No you don't. When your holy books were written, they were written in Aramaic transliteration of the proto-Hebrew language, and later translated into Hebrew, which was effectively extinguished as a for a long period of time. You're mispronouncing יְהֹוָה, and you don't even realize it.
I am aware that the Aramaic of the Persian era was pretty common in some of the later books of Tanakh but...a claim that somehow the entire thing was originally written in Aramaic is new. Where are you getting that from?
Quote from: Slargos on June 05, 2011, 05:07:41 PM
Well. This has been very illuminating.
I read the wikipedia entry of Mitzvah and after reading the passage of Constant Mitzvot I can only conclude that most Jews seem to be horrible, horrible Jews.
I had no idea.
Most Jews obey biblical law with the same sort of strict discipline as most Christians.
Quote from: Valmy on June 05, 2011, 10:20:39 PM
Quote from: Neil on June 05, 2011, 08:26:53 PM
No you don't. When your holy books were written, they were written in Aramaic transliteration of the proto-Hebrew language, and later translated into Hebrew, which was effectively extinguished as a for a long period of time. You're mispronouncing יְהֹוָה, and you don't even realize it.
I am aware that the Aramaic of the Persian era was pretty common in some of the later books of Tanakh but...a claim that somehow the entire thing was originally written in Aramaic is new. Where are you getting that from?
It would have had to have been, since Hebrew was written in the Aramaic alphabet during the period that the earlier books were written.
Quote from: Neil on June 05, 2011, 10:40:06 PM
It would have had to have been, since Hebrew was written in the Aramaic alphabet during the period that the earlier books were written.
But the Hebrew Alphabet pretty much is the Aramaic alphabet is it not?
Quote from: Valmy on June 05, 2011, 10:44:15 PM
Quote from: Neil on June 05, 2011, 10:40:06 PM
It would have had to have been, since Hebrew was written in the Aramaic alphabet during the period that the earlier books were written.
But the Hebrew Alphabet pretty much is the Aramaic alphabet is it not?
They're closely related, but the sounds change over the centuries.
Quote from: DGuller on June 05, 2011, 04:36:01 PM
Jesus, Slargos, your schtick is so so tired.
No kidding. And he's not even German. That's the sad part. He's like the Neil of Naziism.
Quote from: Legbiter on June 05, 2011, 07:50:21 PM
Slargos, a word of advice from Tropic Thunder: Never go full retard. :)
http://www.funnyordie.com/videos/bce7b31cef/tropic-thunder-film-clip-nobody-goes-full-retard-from-ilike2party (http://www.funnyordie.com/videos/bce7b31cef/tropic-thunder-film-clip-nobody-goes-full-retard-from-ilike2party)
Advice he needed back in 2002 not now legbiter.
The Infidel was a good movie. :)
Quote from: Legbiter on June 05, 2011, 07:50:21 PM
Slargos, a word of advice from Tropic Thunder: Never go full retard. :)
http://www.funnyordie.com/videos/bce7b31cef/tropic-thunder-film-clip-nobody-goes-full-retard-from-ilike2party (http://www.funnyordie.com/videos/bce7b31cef/tropic-thunder-film-clip-nobody-goes-full-retard-from-ilike2party)
:lol:
Come on. I was curious, and it's a perfectly valid question. I don't hang around with a lot of jews.
Quote from: Josephus on June 05, 2011, 09:15:51 PM
Quote from: DGuller on June 05, 2011, 04:59:50 PM
Quote from: Martinus on June 05, 2011, 04:55:37 PM
Speaking of which, another question for the Jews:
We know you can't say "Jehovah" (or some other spelling equivalent) but can you quote a post with "Jehovah" in it? What about posting in a thread with "Jehovah" in the title?
What's wrong with Jehovah? :huh:
I only said "this meal was good enough for Jehovah!"
I'm warning you, if you say Jehovah one more time...
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Quote from: CountDeMoney on June 05, 2011, 11:32:26 PM
Quote from: DGuller on June 05, 2011, 04:36:01 PM
Jesus, Slargos, your schtick is so so tired.
No kidding. And he's not even German. That's the sad part. He's like the Neil of Naziism.
:pinch:
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Quote from: DGuller on June 05, 2011, 04:36:01 PM
Jesus, Slargos, your schtick is so so tired.
No kidding. And he's not even German. That's the sad part. He's like the Neil of Naziism.
:pinch:
It's pretty funny. Seedy I can see, because he's just being his flippant self, but you I don't get.
But I guess you're more of a racist than you care to admit.
Some of Grumbler's best friends are German.
In my last job my secretary got mad at me because I used to say "Goddamn it" alot and she was like "Stop taking the Lord's name in vain!" I tried to explain to her that the name of God is not 'God' no more than my name is 'Boss', and that his real name was thought to be something similar to 'Yahweh' or 'Ialdabaoth' but because people were afraid to utter it nobody knows for sure what it is now. For some reason that just made her more upset. :hmm:
Quote from: Caliga on June 06, 2011, 07:06:37 AM
In my last job my secretary got mad at me because I used to say "Goddamn it" alot and she was like "Stop taking the Lord's name in vain!" I tried to explain to her that the name of God is not 'God' no more than my name is 'Boss', and that his real name was thought to be something similar to 'Yahweh' or 'Ialdabaoth' but because people were afraid to utter it nobody knows for sure what it is now. For some reason that just made her more upset. :hmm:
Start using arabic (Inshallah, hamdilullah etc.), see if that makes her less upset. I routinely swear in icelandic and japanese on the simple grounds that nobody understands me, but everybody knows what my meaning is. (note, much of my japanese swearing is stuff I made up in japanese since the conservative yokels I lived with when I was there refused to teach me any naughty words, I later learned the proper swearing, but by that time I was used to calling assholes "orifice in the rear" and dicks "male reproductive organ".
Quote from: Siege on June 05, 2011, 04:32:07 PM
It is a mitzvah to not mention the names of any false gods.
So you couldn't say "Jupiter's cock" every 3 words if things were going bad? How sad :(
Quote from: Caliga on June 06, 2011, 07:06:37 AM
In my last job my secretary got mad at me because I used to say "Goddamn it" alot and she was like "Stop taking the Lord's name in vain!" I tried to explain to her that the name of God is not 'God' no more than my name is 'Boss', and that his real name was thought to be something similar to 'Yahweh' or 'Ialdabaoth' but because people were afraid to utter it nobody knows for sure what it is now. For some reason that just made her more upset. :hmm:
You should have told her you were really saying g_ddamn it.
Quote from: Viking on June 06, 2011, 07:10:56 AM
Start using arabic (Inshallah, hamdilullah etc.), see if that makes her less upset.
It's irrelevant now since I no longer work there (and neither does she, I just learned last week). This was like 3 years ago.
In answer of your question - I often swear "Jesus goddam K-rrist!" and the like when (say) I hit my thumb with a hammer.
Just cultural osmosis - if I was living in your part of the world a thousand years ago, no doubt I'd yell "Odin's Spear!" or whatever. ;)
Quote from: Malthus on June 06, 2011, 08:44:23 AM
In answer of your question - I often swear "Jesus goddam K-rrist!" and the like when (say) I hit my thumb with a hammer.
Just cultural osmosis - if I was living in your part of the world a thousand years ago, no doubt I'd yell "Odin's Spear!" or whatever. ;)
Thor's hammer!
Quote from: Caliga on June 06, 2011, 08:14:35 AM
Quote from: Viking on June 06, 2011, 07:10:56 AM
Start using arabic (Inshallah, hamdilullah etc.), see if that makes her less upset.
It's irrelevant now since I no longer work there (and neither does she, I just learned last week). This was like 3 years ago.
I fucking once worked with a fucking indian fucking co-worker who fucking said fucking fucking every fucking second fucking word in normal fucking converstation.
Try that.
Quote from: Malthus on June 06, 2011, 08:44:23 AM
In answer of your question - I often swear "Jesus goddam K-rrist!" and the like when (say) I hit my thumb with a hammer.
Just cultural osmosis - if I was living in your part of the world a thousand years ago, no doubt I'd yell "Odin's Spear!" or whatever. ;)
That was what I was getting at, but these mother fuckers always have to see a sinister side to everything. :rolleyes:
But you're not really a real Jew.
Yeshua H. Meshiha! What nonsense is this?
Quote from: The Minsky Moment on June 06, 2011, 08:54:52 AM
Yeshua H. Meshiha! What nonsense is this?
:lol:
Thanks for answering my question.
Quote from: Slargos on June 06, 2011, 08:51:39 AM
That was what I was getting at, but these mother fuckers always have to see a sinister side to everything. :rolleyes:
Heh I wonder why. :hmm:
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But you're not really a real Jew.
Trust a Nazi to know the difference. ;)
Quote from: Malthus on June 06, 2011, 09:20:26 AM
Heh I wonder why. :hmm:
People see what they want to see. :whistle:
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Trust a Nazi to know the difference. ;)
I thought it was your father that was Jewish? :hmm:
Quote from: Slargos on June 06, 2011, 09:22:59 AM
I thought it was your father that was Jewish? :hmm:
A couple centuries ago that would have been a big deal but these days lots of Jewish fathers married to various Delilahs have their kids raised Jewish.
Quote from: Slargos on June 06, 2011, 09:22:59 AM
Quote from: Malthus on June 06, 2011, 09:20:26 AM
Heh I wonder why. :hmm:
People see what they want to see. :whistle:
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Trust a Nazi to know the difference. ;)
I thought it was your father that was Jewish? :hmm:
No, my mom.
Hence my rather un-Jewish sounding last name ...
Well I stand corrected.
Learn something new every day.
Quote from: Malthus on June 06, 2011, 09:30:03 AM
Hence my rather un-Jewish sounding last name ...
Slargos' SS training is failing him.
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Quote from: Malthus on June 06, 2011, 09:30:03 AM
Hence my rather un-Jewish sounding last name ...
Slargos' SS training is failing him.
I have no idea what Malty's last name is. He's not that important to me.
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Hence my rather un-Jewish sounding last name ...
Slargos' SS training is failing him.
I have no idea what Malty's last name is. He's not that important to me.
:lol:
Sure Slargy, sure...
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Quote from: Malthus on June 06, 2011, 09:30:03 AM
Hence my rather un-Jewish sounding last name ...
Slargos' SS training is failing him.
I have no idea what Malty's last name is. He's not that important to me.
And yet he was important enough to you to consider the question of whether he was a "real" jew. I understand making such a mistake in the company you keep could haver serious ramifications so I forgive your attempt to downplay your error.
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Hence my rather un-Jewish sounding last name ...
Slargos' SS training is failing him.
I have no idea what Malty's last name is. He's not that important to me.
:lol:
Sure Slargy, sure...
When you poison a rat, do you stop and consider its family history? :hmm:
Quote from: Valmy on June 06, 2011, 08:47:18 AM
Quote from: Malthus on June 06, 2011, 08:44:23 AM
In answer of your question - I often swear "Jesus goddam K-rrist!" and the like when (say) I hit my thumb with a hammer.
Just cultural osmosis - if I was living in your part of the world a thousand years ago, no doubt I'd yell "Odin's Spear!" or whatever. ;)
Thor's hammer!
Crom!
Quote from: crazy canuck on June 06, 2011, 11:47:57 AM
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Quote from: Malthus on June 06, 2011, 09:30:03 AM
Hence my rather un-Jewish sounding last name ...
Slargos' SS training is failing him.
I have no idea what Malty's last name is. He's not that important to me.
And yet he was important enough to you to consider the question of whether he was a "real" jew. I understand making such a mistake in the company you keep could haver serious ramifications so I forgive your attempt to downplay your error.
You got me. Well done.
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Quote from: Malthus on June 06, 2011, 09:30:03 AM
Hence my rather un-Jewish sounding last name ...
Slargos' SS training is failing him.
I have no idea what Malty's last name is. He's not that important to me.
:lol:
Sure Slargy, sure...
When you poison a rat, do you stop and consider its family history? :hmm:
It was the "He's not that important to me" that cracked me up.
You stalk Malthus around here with a persistence that would make John Hinkley jealous.
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Hence my rather un-Jewish sounding last name ...
Slargos' SS training is failing him.
I have no idea what Malty's last name is. He's not that important to me.
:lol:
Sure Slargy, sure...
When you poison a rat, do you stop and consider its family history? :hmm:
It was the "He's not that important to me" that cracked me up.
You stalk Malthus around here with a persistence that would make John Hinkley jealous.
What? I do? :huh:
I hadn't realized.
Usually it's him responding to me, and not the other way around, or so I thought. But we obviously are both important enough for you to catalogue. :hug:
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Quote from: Malthus on June 06, 2011, 09:30:03 AM
Hence my rather un-Jewish sounding last name ...
Slargos' SS training is failing him.
I have no idea what Malty's last name is. He's not that important to me.
:lol:
Sure Slargy, sure...
When you poison a rat, do you stop and consider its family history? :hmm:
It was the "He's not that important to me" that cracked me up.
You stalk Malthus around here with a persistence that would make John Hinkley jealous.
What? I do? :huh:
I hadn't realized.
Usually it's him responding to me, and not the other way around, or so I thought. But we obviously are both important enough for you to catalogue. :hug:
Everyone on Languish is important to me. :hug:
Quote from: Barrister on June 06, 2011, 12:04:13 PM
Everyone on Languish is important to me. :hug:
As good an answer as any. Carry on.
:lol:
I like Slargos.
For someone who is devoted to insane hatred of everything I am, and indeed everything decent and good, he's a stand-up guy. :cheers:
:D
It seems you get my jokes more often than not, which may influence your perception. YMMV.
Quote from: Malthus on June 06, 2011, 12:36:38 PM
:lol:
I like Slargos.
For someone who is devoted to insane hatred of everything I am, and indeed everything decent and good, he's a stand-up guy. :cheers:
Exactly. If he'd just grow out of his retarded teenage rebellion phase, Slargos could qualify as an all round decent guy.
Quote from: Malthus on June 06, 2011, 12:36:38 PM
For someone who is devoted to insane hatred of everything I am, and indeed everything decent and good
isn't there some contradiction here? :hmm:
:P
Quote from: Jacob on June 06, 2011, 12:42:15 PM
Exactly. If he'd just grow out of his retarded teenage rebellion phase, Slargos could qualify as an all round decent guy.
Anybody that likes metal can't be entirely bad. Followed closely by anybody who speaks french is not entirely bad. Wich is why I like both Slargos and Netanyahu, as I firmly believe there's some good hidden down there, deep, very deep, deeper than for Darth Vader, but still there.
Quote from: viper37 on June 06, 2011, 01:17:50 PM
Quote from: Malthus on June 06, 2011, 12:36:38 PM
For someone who is devoted to insane hatred of everything I am, and indeed everything decent and good
isn't there some contradiction here? :hmm:
:P
I'm not actually claiming the first is a category of the second ... :P
Quote from: Barrister on June 06, 2011, 11:55:10 AM
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Quote from: Malthus on June 06, 2011, 09:30:03 AM
Hence my rather un-Jewish sounding last name ...
Slargos' SS training is failing him.
I have no idea what Malty's last name is. He's not that important to me.
:lol:
Sure Slargy, sure...
When you poison a rat, do you stop and consider its family history? :hmm:
It was the "He's not that important to me" that cracked me up.
You stalk Malthus around here with a persistence that would make John Hinkley jealous.
But is he managing to impress Jodie Foster?
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Quote from: Malthus on June 06, 2011, 08:44:23 AM
In answer of your question - I often swear "Jesus goddam K-rrist!" and the like when (say) I hit my thumb with a hammer.
Just cultural osmosis - if I was living in your part of the world a thousand years ago, no doubt I'd yell "Odin's Spear!" or whatever. ;)
Thor's hammer!
Crom!
And if you do not listen...then to Hell with you!