A question for the Jews

[Slargos]

Do you people often swear by Jesus?

I mean, I know you are satanists and all, so let's just get that out of the way. No judgement. If you wish to worship a false god it's up to you. HOWEVER:

I was watching Mad Men and this pair of jewish women were discussing an outrageously scandalous subject, and one exclaims "Jesus!"

Of course, it's a common exclamation which perhaps has lost some of its blasphemous powers, but it would seem odd from the mouth of a jew, even a nominally secular one [hah, secular jew, hah].

Clarification?

[Viking]

I just watched "The Infidel" with Alexy Sayle, his muslim character continually uses "jesus!" and "christ!" when he gets cutt off in traffic.

[Razgovory]

Your cabinet Nazi thing is getting stale Slargos.  Maybe it's edgy in Scandi-weenia, but it's kinda dull here.  Maybe you should add something to it, like drug abuse or incest.

In other words,



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[Siege]

Do you people often swear by Jesus?

I mean, I know you are satanists and all, so let's just get that out of the way. No judgement. If you wish to worship a false god it's up to you. HOWEVER:

I was watching Mad Men and this pair of jewish women were discussing an outrageously scandalous subject, and one exclaims "Jesus!"

Of course, it's a common exclamation which perhaps has lost some of its blasphemous powers, but it would seem odd from the mouth of a jew, even a nominally secular one [hah, secular jew, hah].

Clarification?

I do not swear, other than saying "fuck".
It is a mitzvah to not mention the names of any false gods.

[DGuller]

Jesus, Slargos, your schtick is so so tired.

[mongers]

I just watched "The Infidel" with Alexy Sayle, his muslim character continually uses "jesus!" and "christ!" when he gets cutt off in traffic.

He wasn't in it, the lead character was played by Omid Djalili, who iirc be from an exiled family of Zorastrian Iranians, as opposed to Alexie's Jewish Marxist background.

[HVC]

Do you people often swear by Jesus?

I mean, I know you are satanists and all, so let's just get that out of the way. No judgement. If you wish to worship a false god it's up to you. HOWEVER:

I was watching Mad Men and this pair of jewish women were discussing an outrageously scandalous subject, and one exclaims "Jesus!"

Of course, it's a common exclamation which perhaps has lost some of its blasphemous powers, but it would seem odd from the mouth of a jew, even a nominally secular one [hah, secular jew, hah].

Clarification?

I do not swear, other than saying "fuck".
It is a mitzvah to not mention the names of any false gods.

What if the false god is a somewhat recognised prophet or good person or whatever the jews view jesus as?

[Slargos]

Jesus, Slargos, your schtick is so so tired.

Are you jewish? 

[Slargos]

Do you people often swear by Jesus?

I mean, I know you are satanists and all, so let's just get that out of the way. No judgement. If you wish to worship a false god it's up to you. HOWEVER:

I was watching Mad Men and this pair of jewish women were discussing an outrageously scandalous subject, and one exclaims "Jesus!"

Of course, it's a common exclamation which perhaps has lost some of its blasphemous powers, but it would seem odd from the mouth of a jew, even a nominally secular one [hah, secular jew, hah].

Clarification?

I do not swear, other than saying "fuck".
It is a mitzvah to not mention the names of any false gods.

I would ask what mitzvah means, but I guess I can google it quicker.

What about your friends and relatives? Do you ever catch them swearing by Jesus?

Edit: I see now. So you're not allowed to talk about mythology other than your own, in effect?

[Martinus]

Jesus, Slargos, your schtick is so so tired.

I don't know about Slargos, but I gotta agree about Jesus. Each year, every Good Friday he dies and ever Easter he is resurrected. I mean, hello? Like maybe it was a surprise the first 200 years, but not anymore. 

[HVC]

Jesus, Slargos, your schtick is so so tired.

I don't know about Slargos, but I gotta agree about Jesus. Each year, every Good Friday he dies and ever Easter he is resurrected. I mean, hello? Like maybe it was a surprise the first 200 years, but not anymore. 

Don't forget about every sunday when little chunks of his body are reanimated and then ritually consumed. That's gotta be painful.

[Martinus]

It is a mitzvah to not mention the names of any false gods.

Is this why you can't say Jehovah?

[Martinus]

Jesus, Slargos, your schtick is so so tired.

I don't know about Slargos, but I gotta agree about Jesus. Each year, every Good Friday he dies and ever Easter he is resurrected. I mean, hello? Like maybe it was a surprise the first 200 years, but not anymore. 

Don't forget about every sunday when little chunks of his body are reanimated and then ritually consumed. That's gotta be painful.

That's why there is a "no teeth" rule.

Now, consider what other activities also follow the "no teeth" rule. Think about it.

[HVC]

OMG i've spent most of my youth swallowing jesus' dong!

[Martinus]

Speaking of which, another question for the Jews:

We know you can't say "Jehovah" (or some other spelling equivalent) but can you quote a post with "Jehovah" in it? What about posting in a thread with "Jehovah" in the title?