A question for the Jews

[Admiral Yi]

In answer of your question - I often swear "Jesus goddam K-rrist!" and the like when (say) I hit my thumb with a hammer.

Just cultural osmosis - if I was living in your part of the world a thousand years ago, no doubt I'd yell "Odin's Spear!" or whatever. 

Thor's hammer!

Crom!

[Slargos]

Hence my rather un-Jewish sounding last name ...

Slargos' SS training is failing him.

I have no idea what Malty's last name is. He's not that important to me.

And yet he was important enough to you to consider the question of whether he was a "real" jew.  I understand making such a mistake in the company you keep could haver serious ramifications so I forgive your attempt to downplay your error.

You got me. Well done.

[Barrister]

Hence my rather un-Jewish sounding last name ...

Slargos' SS training is failing him.

I have no idea what Malty's last name is. He's not that important to me.

Sure Slargy, sure...

When you poison a rat, do you stop and consider its family history? 

It was the "He's not that important to me" that cracked me up.

You stalk Malthus around here with a persistence that would make John Hinkley jealous.

[Slargos]

Hence my rather un-Jewish sounding last name ...

Slargos' SS training is failing him.

I have no idea what Malty's last name is. He's not that important to me.

Sure Slargy, sure...

When you poison a rat, do you stop and consider its family history? 

It was the "He's not that important to me" that cracked me up.

You stalk Malthus around here with a persistence that would make John Hinkley jealous.

What? I do? 

I hadn't realized.

Usually it's him responding to me, and not the other way around, or so I thought. But we obviously are both important enough for you to catalogue. 

[Barrister]

Hence my rather un-Jewish sounding last name ...

Slargos' SS training is failing him.

I have no idea what Malty's last name is. He's not that important to me.

Sure Slargy, sure...

When you poison a rat, do you stop and consider its family history? 

It was the "He's not that important to me" that cracked me up.

You stalk Malthus around here with a persistence that would make John Hinkley jealous.

What? I do? 

I hadn't realized.

Usually it's him responding to me, and not the other way around, or so I thought. But we obviously are both important enough for you to catalogue. 

Everyone on Languish is important to me.

[Slargos]

Everyone on Languish is important to me.

As good an answer as any. Carry on.

[Malthus]

 

I like Slargos.

For someone who is devoted to insane hatred of everything I am, and indeed everything decent and good, he's a stand-up guy. 

[Slargos]

 

It seems you get my jokes more often than not, which may influence your perception. YMMV.

[Jacob]

I like Slargos.

For someone who is devoted to insane hatred of everything I am, and indeed everything decent and good, he's a stand-up guy. 

Exactly. If he'd just grow out of his retarded teenage rebellion phase, Slargos could qualify as an all round decent guy.

[viper37]

For someone who is devoted to insane hatred of everything I am, and indeed everything decent and good

isn't there some contradiction here? 

[viper37]

Exactly. If he'd just grow out of his retarded teenage rebellion phase, Slargos could qualify as an all round decent guy.

Anybody that likes metal can't be entirely bad.  Followed closely by anybody who speaks french is not entirely bad.  Wich is why I like both Slargos and Netanyahu, as I firmly believe there's some good hidden down there, deep, very deep, deeper than for Darth Vader, but still there.

[Malthus]

For someone who is devoted to insane hatred of everything I am, and indeed everything decent and good

isn't there some contradiction here? 

I'm not actually claiming the first is a category of the second ... 

[dps]

Hence my rather un-Jewish sounding last name ...

Slargos' SS training is failing him.

I have no idea what Malty's last name is. He's not that important to me.

Sure Slargy, sure...

When you poison a rat, do you stop and consider its family history? 

It was the "He's not that important to me" that cracked me up.

You stalk Malthus around here with a persistence that would make John Hinkley jealous.

But is he managing to impress Jodie Foster?

[Tonitrus]

In answer of your question - I often swear "Jesus goddam K-rrist!" and the like when (say) I hit my thumb with a hammer.

Just cultural osmosis - if I was living in your part of the world a thousand years ago, no doubt I'd yell "Odin's Spear!" or whatever. 

Thor's hammer!

Crom!

And if you do not listen...then to Hell with you!