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Poll
Question: Whose side are you on?
Option 1: Vive L'Empereur! votes: 33
Option 2: Rule Britannia votes: 35
Title: Corsican Ogre vs. Perfidious Albion TEH POLL
Post by: Kleves on June 03, 2011, 02:12:29 PM
For me:  :frog:
Title: Re: Corsican Ogre vs. Perfidious Albion TEH POLL
Post by: The Brain on June 03, 2011, 02:18:07 PM
 :bowler:
Title: Re: Corsican Ogre vs. Perfidious Albion TEH POLL
Post by: PRC on June 03, 2011, 02:31:26 PM
 :bowler:
Title: Re: Corsican Ogre vs. Perfidious Albion TEH POLL
Post by: Malthus on June 03, 2011, 02:40:46 PM
Nelson's mistress worshipped him like a god, while Nappy's mistress made fun of his tiny man-bits.

Rule Brittania!  :D
Title: Re: Corsican Ogre vs. Perfidious Albion TEH POLL
Post by: Valmy on June 03, 2011, 02:43:49 PM
Such a touch choice.

One is a vile reactionary enemy to liberty and the French Republic who wanted to rule the world through violence and the other is Napoleon.
Title: Re: Corsican Ogre vs. Perfidious Albion TEH POLL
Post by: Zoupa on June 03, 2011, 02:57:32 PM
:frog:

duh.
Title: Re: Corsican Ogre vs. Perfidious Albion TEH POLL
Post by: Barrister on June 03, 2011, 02:59:54 PM
God Save the King!
Title: Re: Corsican Ogre vs. Perfidious Albion TEH POLL
Post by: Martinus on June 03, 2011, 03:06:59 PM
A tough choice. In hindsight (and I'm not talking about who wins, but rather long term consequences), I should probably side with the British, but without knowledge of the future, I think Napoleon's cause would have been more appealing.

Vive La France! Vive L'Empereur! :frog:
Title: Re: Corsican Ogre vs. Perfidious Albion TEH POLL
Post by: Zoupa on June 03, 2011, 03:16:05 PM
Quote from: Martinus on June 03, 2011, 03:06:59 PM
A tough choice. In hindsight (and I'm not talking about who wins, but rather long term consequences), I should probably side with the British, but without knowledge of the future, I think Napoleon's cause would have been more appealing.

Vive La France! Vive L'Empereur! :frog:
(https://languish.org/forums/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fupload.wikimedia.org%2Fwikipedia%2Fcommons%2F2%2F2b%2FNap1807.JPG&hash=fcaac8865ca3736863fecb8faef2ce4f9f067c70)

Good man! :frog:
Title: Re: Corsican Ogre vs. Perfidious Albion TEH POLL
Post by: Valmy on June 03, 2011, 03:19:10 PM
But Zoups what about 18 Brumaire, Year VIII?  :(
Title: Re: Corsican Ogre vs. Perfidious Albion TEH POLL
Post by: Ed Anger on June 03, 2011, 03:19:12 PM
Fuck the English.
Title: Re: Corsican Ogre vs. Perfidious Albion TEH POLL
Post by: Sophie Scholl on June 03, 2011, 03:24:20 PM
 :frog:
Title: Re: Corsican Ogre vs. Perfidious Albion TEH POLL
Post by: Zoupa on June 03, 2011, 03:30:10 PM
Quote from: Valmy on June 03, 2011, 03:19:10 PM
But Zoups what about 18 Brumaire, Year VIII?  :(

A necessary, temporary evil. We have a mission civilisatrice, after all.  :sleep:
Title: Re: Corsican Ogre vs. Perfidious Albion TEH POLL
Post by: Admiral Yi on June 03, 2011, 03:35:19 PM
Very touch choice.

On the one hand England was a parliamentary democracy, on the other it was allied with all of the reactionary monarchies. 

On the one hand France overthrew the old feudal order and created what was ostensibly a meritocracy.  And they had really badass uniforms.  On the other Boner nepotited half the countries in Europe with his brothers.

Slight edge to  :bowler:
Title: Re: Corsican Ogre vs. Perfidious Albion TEH POLL
Post by: Ed Anger on June 03, 2011, 03:39:34 PM
France had Davout and the Dear Child of Victory. Boney had the coolest subordinates. Soult looting anything not nailed down, Murat leading cavalry charges like a maniac, etc. etc.

:wub:

Also, the tread starter is owed one punch in the nuts, as I now want to play a Napoleonic wargame. YOU FUCK.
Title: Re: Corsican Ogre vs. Perfidious Albion TEH POLL
Post by: Richard Hakluyt on June 03, 2011, 03:40:41 PM
Albion of course  :bowler:

But closer than you may think, the heart says Napoleon..........so much more fun than those British bores.................but the head says that till the ogre was chained Europe would enjoy no peace at all.
Title: Re: Corsican Ogre vs. Perfidious Albion TEH POLL
Post by: Martinus on June 03, 2011, 03:51:58 PM
Surprised the vote is so close. I was expecting Languish to go overwhelmingly in the British favour.
Title: Re: Corsican Ogre vs. Perfidious Albion TEH POLL
Post by: CountDeMoney on June 03, 2011, 05:41:23 PM
Despite shitting the bed by crowning himself Emperor, at least he did it by his own hand.
And I will always stand by my revolutionary brethren anyhow.

:frog: :frog: :frog:

Title: Re: Corsican Ogre vs. Perfidious Albion TEH POLL
Post by: Legbiter on June 03, 2011, 05:46:30 PM
 :bowler: by a slight margin.
Title: Re: Corsican Ogre vs. Perfidious Albion TEH POLL
Post by: Razgovory on June 03, 2011, 05:52:32 PM
Quote from: Martinus on June 03, 2011, 03:51:58 PM
Surprised the vote is so close. I was expecting Languish to go overwhelmingly in the British favour.

We have a lot of Napoleonic fans here.  I'm a bit conflicted on that one, though.  I don't really know enough about the time period to make a good choice.  I've been meaning to study more about the Napoleonic wars (and the French Revolution).
Title: Re: Corsican Ogre vs. Perfidious Albion TEH POLL
Post by: Habbaku on June 03, 2011, 06:10:03 PM
:frog:

Only very slightly supportive, though.  I'd make a good Bernadotte.
Title: Re: Corsican Ogre vs. Perfidious Albion TEH POLL
Post by: Ed Anger on June 03, 2011, 06:21:57 PM
Quote from: Habbaku on June 03, 2011, 06:10:03 PM
:frog:

Only very slightly supportive, though.  I'd make a good Bernadotte.

Ewww. Bernadotte sucks donkey dick.
Title: Re: Corsican Ogre vs. Perfidious Albion TEH POLL
Post by: Habbaku on June 03, 2011, 06:24:17 PM
Bernadotte ended up king.  Napoleon ended up exiled and poisoned to death.

Seems like Bernadotte won that round.
Title: Re: Corsican Ogre vs. Perfidious Albion TEH POLL
Post by: Ed Anger on June 03, 2011, 06:25:14 PM
King of Sweden. Sounds like hell to me.
Title: Re: Corsican Ogre vs. Perfidious Albion TEH POLL
Post by: Razgovory on June 03, 2011, 06:29:30 PM
Quote from: Habbaku on June 03, 2011, 06:24:17 PM
Bernadotte ended up king.  Napoleon ended up exiled and poisoned to death.

Seems like Bernadotte won that round.

Should of let Davout shoot him.
Title: Re: Corsican Ogre vs. Perfidious Albion TEH POLL
Post by: Josquius on June 03, 2011, 06:32:22 PM
Britain all the way.
You can trust them with the continent. Napoleon on the other hand....

Funny kids sketch on the subject of Nappy and his nepotism:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BztU5GuUUzM
Title: Re: Corsican Ogre vs. Perfidious Albion TEH POLL
Post by: Ideologue on June 03, 2011, 06:37:06 PM
WTF is the actual question?  Britain or France, 1799-1814/15?  They both sucked and there's a higher than normal chance of me catching a musket ball in the face.  Pass.
Title: Re: Corsican Ogre vs. Perfidious Albion TEH POLL
Post by: Ed Anger on June 03, 2011, 06:42:45 PM
Quote from: Razgovory on June 03, 2011, 06:29:30 PM
Quote from: Habbaku on June 03, 2011, 06:24:17 PM
Bernadotte ended up king.  Napoleon ended up exiled and poisoned to death.

Seems like Bernadotte won that round.

Should of let Davout shoot him.

:yes:
Title: Re: Corsican Ogre vs. Perfidious Albion TEH POLL
Post by: Admiral Yi on June 03, 2011, 06:50:13 PM
Quote from: Tyr on June 03, 2011, 06:32:22 PM
Britain all the way.
You can trust them with the continent.

How do you know? :ph34r:
Title: Re: Corsican Ogre vs. Perfidious Albion TEH POLL
Post by: Josquius on June 03, 2011, 06:51:47 PM
Quote from: Admiral Yi on June 03, 2011, 06:50:13 PM
Quote from: Tyr on June 03, 2011, 06:32:22 PM
Britain all the way.
You can trust them with the continent.

How do you know? :ph34r:
Its worked out alright hasn't it?
Give or take a world war or two.
Which was really hardly our fault. :ph34r:
Title: Re: Corsican Ogre vs. Perfidious Albion TEH POLL
Post by: Barrister on June 03, 2011, 06:52:45 PM
Quote from: Ed Anger on June 03, 2011, 06:25:14 PM
King of Sweden. Sounds like hell to me.

Better to reign in hell...
Title: Re: Corsican Ogre vs. Perfidious Albion TEH POLL
Post by: Admiral Yi on June 03, 2011, 06:56:11 PM
Quote from: Tyr on June 03, 2011, 06:51:47 PM
Its worked out alright hasn't it?
Give or take a world war or two.
Which was really hardly our fault. :ph34r:

It worked out pretty well, yeah.  Don't see how that shows Britain can be "trusted with the continent."
Title: Re: Corsican Ogre vs. Perfidious Albion TEH POLL
Post by: Razgovory on June 03, 2011, 07:17:35 PM
Quote from: Barrister on June 03, 2011, 06:52:45 PM
Quote from: Ed Anger on June 03, 2011, 06:25:14 PM
King of Sweden. Sounds like hell to me.

Better to reign in hell...

Hell has a better climate, otherwise it would be the same.  Full of protestants. ;)
Title: Re: Corsican Ogre vs. Perfidious Albion TEH POLL
Post by: jimmy olsen on June 03, 2011, 09:10:54 PM
 Hail Britannia! :bowler:
Title: Re: Corsican Ogre vs. Perfidious Albion TEH POLL
Post by: Drakken on June 03, 2011, 10:12:59 PM
Quote from: Habbaku on June 03, 2011, 06:24:17 PM
Bernadotte ended up king.  Napoleon ended up exiled and poisoned to death.

Seems like Bernadotte won that round.

Bonaparte thought it was a joke.
Title: Re: Corsican Ogre vs. Perfidious Albion TEH POLL
Post by: katmai on June 03, 2011, 11:29:25 PM
Write in Candidate Thomas Jefferson!
Title: Re: Corsican Ogre vs. Perfidious Albion TEH POLL
Post by: Archy on June 04, 2011, 12:32:23 AM
Brittania rules the waves  :bowler:

Otherwise I would haven been a French citoyen of the department of the Deux Nèthes!  <_<
It's bad enough having to share a country with the Walloons, being a French minority would be even worse!
Title: Re: Corsican Ogre vs. Perfidious Albion TEH POLL
Post by: Eddie Teach on June 04, 2011, 01:27:03 AM
Quote from: Razgovory on June 03, 2011, 07:17:35 PM
Hell has a better climate, otherwise it would be the same.  Full of protestants. ;)

Protestant hell will be full of harps and hymn singing. :zzz:
Title: Re: Corsican Ogre vs. Perfidious Albion TEH POLL
Post by: Martinus on June 04, 2011, 01:47:58 AM
Quote from: jimmy olsen on June 03, 2011, 09:10:54 PM
Hail Britannia! :bowler:

Britannia: tainted.
Title: Re: Corsican Ogre vs. Perfidious Albion TEH POLL
Post by: Slargos on June 04, 2011, 01:53:21 AM
What a horrible question. "Would you rather get fucked in the ass by a man with a huge dick, or a man with a tiny dick made of splintery wood."

But in the end, Napoleon is an unsavoury character.  :bowler:
Title: Re: Corsican Ogre vs. Perfidious Albion TEH POLL
Post by: Martinus on June 04, 2011, 02:21:21 AM
What? No love for the guy who gave you the dynasy of buxomy slutty princesses and pervy strip-club-frequenting Kings??
Title: Re: Corsican Ogre vs. Perfidious Albion TEH POLL
Post by: Slargos on June 04, 2011, 02:29:33 AM
Quote from: Martinus on June 04, 2011, 02:21:21 AM
What? No love for the guy who gave you the dynasy of buxomy slutty princesses and pervy strip-club-frequenting Kings??

Say what you will about the Bernadottes, but they kept us at peace for 200 years. I can't think of a more successful dynasty.
Title: Re: Corsican Ogre vs. Perfidious Albion TEH POLL
Post by: Norgy on June 04, 2011, 03:34:50 AM
 :frog:

So much better than the cheap knock-offs like Napoleon v3.0.
Besides, the British were mostly bandits.
Title: Re: Corsican Ogre vs. Perfidious Albion TEH POLL
Post by: FunkMonk on June 04, 2011, 04:03:13 AM
Quote from: Ed Anger on June 03, 2011, 03:19:12 PM
Fuck the English.
:yes:
Title: Re: Corsican Ogre vs. Perfidious Albion TEH POLL
Post by: Viking on June 04, 2011, 04:09:59 AM
 :bowler:
Title: Re: Corsican Ogre vs. Perfidious Albion TEH POLL
Post by: Faeelin on June 04, 2011, 07:14:20 AM
Quote from: Admiral Yi on June 03, 2011, 03:35:19 PM
Very touch choice.

On the one hand England was a parliamentary democracy, on the other it was allied with all of the reactionary monarchies. 

Is it fair to call it a parliamentary democracy when it had severe restrictions on free speech, discriminated against religious minorities, oppressed Ireland (to say nothing of India), etc.?

My choice goes to the House of Washington, who built a nation based on liberty, and justice, for all. Evenually.  :yeah:
Title: Re: Corsican Ogre vs. Perfidious Albion TEH POLL
Post by: Solmyr on June 04, 2011, 07:16:17 AM
Alexander I. :contract:
Title: Re: Corsican Ogre vs. Perfidious Albion TEH POLL
Post by: Scipio on June 04, 2011, 07:32:51 AM
Quote from: Solmyr on June 04, 2011, 07:16:17 AM
Alexander I. :contract:
This.
Title: Re: Corsican Ogre vs. Perfidious Albion TEH POLL
Post by: Ed Anger on June 04, 2011, 09:54:21 AM
Quote from: Slargos on June 04, 2011, 02:29:33 AM
Quote from: Martinus on June 04, 2011, 02:21:21 AM
What? No love for the guy who gave you the dynasy of buxomy slutty princesses and pervy strip-club-frequenting Kings??

Say what you will about the Bernadottes, but they kept us at peace for 200 years. I can't think of a more successful dynasty.

I figured you would be pissed that they didn't lock lips with Hitler.
Title: Re: Corsican Ogre vs. Perfidious Albion TEH POLL
Post by: Razgovory on June 04, 2011, 10:14:01 AM
Quote from: Slargos on June 04, 2011, 02:29:33 AM
Quote from: Martinus on June 04, 2011, 02:21:21 AM
What? No love for the guy who gave you the dynasy of buxomy slutty princesses and pervy strip-club-frequenting Kings??

Say what you will about the Bernadottes, but they kept us at peace for 200 years. I can't think of a more successful dynasty.

Easy to be at peace when you rule a race of cowards occupying land nobody wants.
Title: Re: Corsican Ogre vs. Perfidious Albion TEH POLL
Post by: CountDeMoney on June 04, 2011, 10:19:45 AM
Far too many Brit fanbois around here.  As I was telling my man Buskers this morning, it's positively stifling, what what.
Title: Re: Corsican Ogre vs. Perfidious Albion TEH POLL
Post by: Crazy_Ivan80 on June 04, 2011, 12:39:21 PM
Quote from: Archy on June 04, 2011, 12:32:23 AM
Brittania rules the waves  :bowler:

Otherwise I would haven been a French citoyen of the department of the Deux Nèthes!  <_<
It's bad enough having to share a country with the Walloons, being a French minority would be even worse!

Indeed indeed.
Title: Re: Corsican Ogre vs. Perfidious Albion TEH POLL
Post by: Martinus on June 04, 2011, 01:26:42 PM
Quote from: Scipio on June 04, 2011, 07:32:51 AM
Quote from: Solmyr on June 04, 2011, 07:16:17 AM
Alexander I. :contract:
This.

Fucking Russian barbarian scum.
Title: Re: Corsican Ogre vs. Perfidious Albion TEH POLL
Post by: Barrister on June 04, 2011, 01:36:18 PM
Quote from: Faeelin on June 04, 2011, 07:14:20 AM
Quote from: Admiral Yi on June 03, 2011, 03:35:19 PM
Very touch choice.

On the one hand England was a parliamentary democracy, on the other it was allied with all of the reactionary monarchies. 

Is it fair to call it a parliamentary democracy when it had severe restrictions on free speech, discriminated against religious minorities, oppressed Ireland (to say nothing of India), etc.?

Yes it is.
Title: Re: Corsican Ogre vs. Perfidious Albion TEH POLL
Post by: Neil on June 04, 2011, 01:39:48 PM
Quote from: Faeelin on June 04, 2011, 07:14:20 AM
Quote from: Admiral Yi on June 03, 2011, 03:35:19 PM
Very touch choice.

On the one hand England was a parliamentary democracy, on the other it was allied with all of the reactionary monarchies. 
Is it fair to call it a parliamentary democracy when it had severe restrictions on free speech, discriminated against religious minorities, oppressed Ireland (to say nothing of India), etc.?

My choice goes to the House of Washington, who built a nation based on liberty, and justice, for all. Evenually.  :yeah:
Given that the US at the time discriminated against religious minorities, oppressed the natives and kept a quarter of their population as slaves, maybe you should shut your mouth, you ignorant Martinus.
Title: Re: Corsican Ogre vs. Perfidious Albion TEH POLL
Post by: Tonitrus on June 04, 2011, 02:16:43 PM
Quote from: Neil on June 04, 2011, 01:39:48 PM
Quote from: Faeelin on June 04, 2011, 07:14:20 AM
Quote from: Admiral Yi on June 03, 2011, 03:35:19 PM
Very touch choice.

On the one hand England was a parliamentary democracy, on the other it was allied with all of the reactionary monarchies. 
Is it fair to call it a parliamentary democracy when it had severe restrictions on free speech, discriminated against religious minorities, oppressed Ireland (to say nothing of India), etc.?

My choice goes to the House of Washington, who built a nation based on liberty, and justice, for all. Evenually.  :yeah:
Given that the US at the time discriminated against religious minorities, oppressed the natives and kept a quarter of their population as slaves, maybe you should shut your mouth, you ignorant Martinus.

So you vote Washington as well?  :P
Title: Re: Corsican Ogre vs. Perfidious Albion TEH POLL
Post by: Admiral Yi on June 04, 2011, 02:34:39 PM
he he
Title: Re: Corsican Ogre vs. Perfidious Albion TEH POLL
Post by: Ideologue on June 04, 2011, 02:36:04 PM
Quote from: Faeelin on June 04, 2011, 07:14:20 AM
Quote from: Admiral Yi on June 03, 2011, 03:35:19 PM
Very touch choice.

On the one hand England was a parliamentary democracy, on the other it was allied with all of the reactionary monarchies. 

Is it fair to call it a parliamentary democracy when it had severe restrictions on free speech, discriminated against religious minorities, oppressed Ireland (to say nothing of India), etc.?

My choice goes to the House of Washington, who built a nation based on liberty, and justice, for all. Evenually.  :yeah:

Yes, around the same time the United Kingdom became anything we would recognize as free.  Perhaps a bit afterward.

Everything prior to, roughly, the 1940s is evil, and much of it thereafter.
Title: Re: Corsican Ogre vs. Perfidious Albion TEH POLL
Post by: Solmyr on June 04, 2011, 02:40:28 PM
Quote from: Martinus on June 04, 2011, 01:26:42 PM
Quote from: Scipio on June 04, 2011, 07:32:51 AM
Quote from: Solmyr on June 04, 2011, 07:16:17 AM
Alexander I. :contract:
This.

Fucking Russian barbarian scum.

Fucking German barbarian scum, thank you very much.

Grand Duchy of Warsaw: pwnt.
Title: Re: Corsican Ogre vs. Perfidious Albion TEH POLL
Post by: Faeelin on June 05, 2011, 07:40:34 AM
Quote from: Ideologue on June 04, 2011, 02:36:04 PM
Everything prior to, roughly, the 1940s is evil, and much of it thereafter.

If you actually believe that, then the rush to defend Britannia this thread exhibits seems silly.
Title: Re: Corsican Ogre vs. Perfidious Albion TEH POLL
Post by: garbon on June 05, 2011, 08:25:14 AM
Quote from: Faeelin on June 05, 2011, 07:40:34 AM
Quote from: Ideologue on June 04, 2011, 02:36:04 PM
Everything prior to, roughly, the 1940s is evil, and much of it thereafter.

If you actually believe that, then the rush to defend Britannia this thread exhibits seems silly.

The rush? France and Britannia seem neck and neck in the poll.
Title: Re: Corsican Ogre vs. Perfidious Albion TEH POLL
Post by: Neil on June 05, 2011, 08:57:39 AM
Quote from: garbon on June 05, 2011, 08:25:14 AM
Quote from: Faeelin on June 05, 2011, 07:40:34 AM
Quote from: Ideologue on June 04, 2011, 02:36:04 PM
Everything prior to, roughly, the 1940s is evil, and much of it thereafter.
If you actually believe that, then the rush to defend Britannia this thread exhibits seems silly.
The rush? France and Britannia seem neck and neck in the poll.
It has tightened up quite a bit, thanks to American stupidity.
Title: Re: Corsican Ogre vs. Perfidious Albion TEH POLL
Post by: CountDeMoney on June 05, 2011, 09:07:34 AM
Quote from: Neil on June 05, 2011, 08:57:39 AM
Quote from: garbon on June 05, 2011, 08:25:14 AM
Quote from: Faeelin on June 05, 2011, 07:40:34 AM
Quote from: Ideologue on June 04, 2011, 02:36:04 PM
Everything prior to, roughly, the 1940s is evil, and much of it thereafter.
If you actually believe that, then the rush to defend Britannia this thread exhibits seems silly.
The rush? France and Britannia seem neck and neck in the poll.
It has tightened up quite a bit, thanks to American stupidity.

Pretty funny, all this Brit ass-to-mouth action coming from a Canadian. You don't even realize how insignificant they consider you, do you?
Title: Re: Corsican Ogre vs. Perfidious Albion TEH POLL
Post by: Neil on June 05, 2011, 09:15:41 AM
Quote from: CountDeMoney on June 05, 2011, 09:07:34 AM
Pretty funny, all this Brit ass-to-mouth action coming from a Canadian. You don't even realize how insignificant they consider you, do you?
Don't know, don't care.  The bonds that bound the Empire together are disintegrating year by year.  But there are still people out there who remember that the greatest force for good and justice that the world has ever known was the British Empire, and that Canada was second only to England herself in that great assemblage of peoples.
Title: Re: Corsican Ogre vs. Perfidious Albion TEH POLL
Post by: Razgovory on June 05, 2011, 09:30:04 AM
Quote from: Neil on June 04, 2011, 01:39:48 PM
Quote from: Faeelin on June 04, 2011, 07:14:20 AM
Quote from: Admiral Yi on June 03, 2011, 03:35:19 PM
Very touch choice.

On the one hand England was a parliamentary democracy, on the other it was allied with all of the reactionary monarchies. 
Is it fair to call it a parliamentary democracy when it had severe restrictions on free speech, discriminated against religious minorities, oppressed Ireland (to say nothing of India), etc.?

My choice goes to the House of Washington, who built a nation based on liberty, and justice, for all. Evenually.  :yeah:
Given that the US at the time discriminated against religious minorities, oppressed the natives and kept a quarter of their population as slaves, maybe you should shut your mouth, you ignorant Martinus.

I thought Faelin was a Brit.  At the time, I think many states still had a property restrictions on holding office and voting.
Title: Re: Corsican Ogre vs. Perfidious Albion TEH POLL
Post by: garbon on June 05, 2011, 09:33:18 AM
Quote from: Razgovory on June 05, 2011, 09:30:04 AM
I thought Faelin was a Brit.  At the time, I think many states still had a property restrictions on holding office and voting.

Fae attends law school in New York.
Title: Re: Corsican Ogre vs. Perfidious Albion TEH POLL
Post by: Camerus on June 05, 2011, 09:41:00 AM
IIRC, Fae's father is a British doctor or something?

Anyway, as for this poll:

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Title: Re: Corsican Ogre vs. Perfidious Albion TEH POLL
Post by: grumbler on June 05, 2011, 02:27:49 PM
Quote from: Barrister on June 04, 2011, 01:36:18 PM
Quote from: Faeelin on June 04, 2011, 07:14:20 AM
Quote from: Admiral Yi on June 03, 2011, 03:35:19 PM
Very touch choice.

On the one hand England was a parliamentary democracy, on the other it was allied with all of the reactionary monarchies. 

Is it fair to call it a parliamentary democracy when it had severe restrictions on free speech, discriminated against religious minorities, oppressed Ireland (to say nothing of India), etc.?

Yes it is.
But it isn't "fair" to call it a Parliamentary democracy at all, when membership in the two most significant and powerful elements of Parliament is hereditary, and the members of the third are chosen by a tiny handful of voters.

Napoleonic France was probably more "democratic" than Napoleonic-era Britain.
Title: Re: Corsican Ogre vs. Perfidious Albion TEH POLL
Post by: Slargos on June 05, 2011, 02:30:42 PM
Quote from: grumbler on June 05, 2011, 02:27:49 PM
Quote from: Barrister on June 04, 2011, 01:36:18 PM
Quote from: Faeelin on June 04, 2011, 07:14:20 AM
Quote from: Admiral Yi on June 03, 2011, 03:35:19 PM
Very touch choice.

On the one hand England was a parliamentary democracy, on the other it was allied with all of the reactionary monarchies. 

Is it fair to call it a parliamentary democracy when it had severe restrictions on free speech, discriminated against religious minorities, oppressed Ireland (to say nothing of India), etc.?

Yes it is.
But it isn't "fair" to call it a Parliamentary democracy at all, when membership in the two most significant and powerful elements of Parliament is hereditary, and the members of the third are chosen by a tiny handful of voters.

Napoleonic France was probably more "democratic" than Napoleonic-era Britain.

Is it fair to call the US a democracy when you don't allow all your citizens the vote?
Title: Re: Corsican Ogre vs. Perfidious Albion TEH POLL
Post by: Razgovory on June 05, 2011, 03:03:25 PM
I imagine the British would have objected to calling their system a Democracy at the time.  I believe that word had a negative connotation in the late 18th century.  It did in the early US at least.

Still, I think it's unfair to use the modern day as the reference point for Democracy in other times and places.  People in the US considered themselves living in a Democracy a hundred years ago, despite women being unable to vote and most blacks.  A hundred years from now people may consider us undemocratic for some reason.
Title: Re: Corsican Ogre vs. Perfidious Albion TEH POLL
Post by: Ideologue on June 05, 2011, 03:27:52 PM
Quote from: Faeelin on June 05, 2011, 07:40:34 AM
Quote from: Ideologue on June 04, 2011, 02:36:04 PM
Everything prior to, roughly, the 1940s is evil, and much of it thereafter.

If you actually believe that, then the rush to defend Britannia this thread exhibits seems silly.

Yes.  Although it probably is correct to say that the United Kingdom is better than Napoleonic France, and possibly correct to declare it the best country ever, "better than a dictatorship that killed millions, arguably for nothing" and even "the best country ever" is still rather faint praise.

Quote from: RazStill, I think it's unfair to use the modern day as the reference point for Democracy in other times and places.  People in the US considered themselves living in a Democracy a hundred years ago, despite women being unable to vote and most blacks.  A hundred years from now people may consider us undemocratic for some reason.

The advance of morality in the decades following World War II is really an amazing thing.  But it's certainly not unfair to judge historical regimes by modern standards.  Those standards may continue to evolve, but if they can't be applied universally then they're not really standards, and more like opinions, aren't they?  And you don't get much of anywhere by having an opinion that slavery and genocide are wrong.
Title: Re: Corsican Ogre vs. Perfidious Albion TEH POLL
Post by: garbon on June 05, 2011, 03:41:31 PM
Quote from: Slargos on June 05, 2011, 02:30:42 PM
Is it fair to call the US a democracy when you don't allow all your citizens the vote?

Ron Paul was just on the news saying that the US is not a democracy.
Title: Re: Corsican Ogre vs. Perfidious Albion TEH POLL
Post by: Eddie Teach on June 05, 2011, 03:44:34 PM
Quote from: Ideologue on June 05, 2011, 03:27:52 PM
But it's certainly not unfair to judge historical regimes by modern standards. 

Fair or not, it's not remotely useful to do so.
Title: Re: Corsican Ogre vs. Perfidious Albion TEH POLL
Post by: The Brain on June 05, 2011, 03:44:55 PM
Quote from: garbon on June 05, 2011, 03:41:31 PM
Quote from: Slargos on June 05, 2011, 02:30:42 PM
Is it fair to call the US a democracy when you don't allow all your citizens the vote?

Ron Paul was just on the news saying that the US is not a democracy.

President Bartlet said the same thing.
Title: Re: Corsican Ogre vs. Perfidious Albion TEH POLL
Post by: Razgovory on June 05, 2011, 03:45:50 PM
Quote from: Ideologue on June 05, 2011, 03:27:52 PM


The advance of morality in the decades following World War II is really an amazing thing.  But it's certainly not unfair to judge historical regimes by modern standards.  Those standards may continue to evolve, but if they can't be applied universally then they're not really standards, and more like opinions, aren't they?  And you don't get much of anywhere by having an opinion that slavery and genocide are wrong.

Yes, but you misunderstand me.  I'm not talking about morality.  I'm talking about government.  I'm saying it's unfair to so narrowly define Democracy to only the government we have right now.
Title: Re: Corsican Ogre vs. Perfidious Albion TEH POLL
Post by: Razgovory on June 05, 2011, 03:48:19 PM
Quote from: garbon on June 05, 2011, 03:41:31 PM
Quote from: Slargos on June 05, 2011, 02:30:42 PM
Is it fair to call the US a democracy when you don't allow all your citizens the vote?

Ron Paul was just on the news saying that the US is not a democracy.

Was it clear that Ron Paul knew which century he was living in?
Title: Re: Corsican Ogre vs. Perfidious Albion TEH POLL
Post by: The Brain on June 05, 2011, 03:50:53 PM
Quote from: Razgovory on June 05, 2011, 03:45:50 PM
Quote from: Ideologue on June 05, 2011, 03:27:52 PM


The advance of morality in the decades following World War II is really an amazing thing.  But it's certainly not unfair to judge historical regimes by modern standards.  Those standards may continue to evolve, but if they can't be applied universally then they're not really standards, and more like opinions, aren't they?  And you don't get much of anywhere by having an opinion that slavery and genocide are wrong.

Yes, but you misunderstand me.  I'm not talking about morality.  I'm talking about government.  I'm saying it's unfair to so narrowly define Democracy to only the government we have right now.

Which definition wouldn't be unfair?
Title: Re: Corsican Ogre vs. Perfidious Albion TEH POLL
Post by: garbon on June 05, 2011, 04:00:24 PM
Quote from: Razgovory on June 05, 2011, 03:48:19 PM
Quote from: garbon on June 05, 2011, 03:41:31 PM
Quote from: Slargos on June 05, 2011, 02:30:42 PM
Is it fair to call the US a democracy when you don't allow all your citizens the vote?

Ron Paul was just on the news saying that the US is not a democracy.

Was it clear that Ron Paul knew which century he was living in?

I only saw the headline as I was walking through the lobby of my hotel, so no clue.
Title: Re: Corsican Ogre vs. Perfidious Albion TEH POLL
Post by: Martinus on June 05, 2011, 04:39:58 PM
Quote from: Razgovory on June 05, 2011, 03:45:50 PM
Quote from: Ideologue on June 05, 2011, 03:27:52 PM


The advance of morality in the decades following World War II is really an amazing thing.  But it's certainly not unfair to judge historical regimes by modern standards.  Those standards may continue to evolve, but if they can't be applied universally then they're not really standards, and more like opinions, aren't they?  And you don't get much of anywhere by having an opinion that slavery and genocide are wrong.

Yes, but you misunderstand me.  I'm not talking about morality.  I'm talking about government.  I'm saying it's unfair to so narrowly define Democracy to only the government we have right now.

The thing is, with Democracy, quantity translates into quality. If you call a government where "only some people have a vote" a Democracy, then it becomes rather tricky to justify why the US in 1799 was a Democracy (only the land-owning non-slave non-Indian males could vote) and Poland-Lithuania in 1791 wasn't (only the land-owning non-commoner males could vote - which amounted to app. 10% of the general populace and you could buy a noble title), considering in both cases the majority of the populace did not have a vote.
Title: Re: Corsican Ogre vs. Perfidious Albion TEH POLL
Post by: Ideologue on June 05, 2011, 05:03:49 PM
Quote from: Peter Wiggin on June 05, 2011, 03:44:34 PM
Quote from: Ideologue on June 05, 2011, 03:27:52 PM
But it's certainly not unfair to judge historical regimes by modern standards. 

Fair or not, it's not remotely useful to do so.
Of course it's useful.  By identifying what is immoral or unwise from history, we can prevent similar mistakes from being made in the future.  Also, there's a nice feeling associated with realizing that you're a better and brighter human being than almost anyone who has ever lived.

Quote from: RazYes, but you misunderstand me.  I'm not talking about morality.  I'm talking about government.  I'm saying it's unfair to so narrowly define Democracy to only the government we have right now.

I did misunderstand a little bit, but like morality, it's not correct to call a system a democracy when, if it existed in the present, we would not recognize as a democracy.  At least, you have to qualify it with something, like calling the US an "emerging" democracy.

If that means that the future ones can find us wanting as well, that's fine with me.  That's their prerogative, just as we can and should look down on past people who don't measure up to our own standards.  Although we have a relatively novel advantage in that we can far more concretely conceive of people from the future judging us harshly, and put ourselves in their place, which makes us less likely to be total assholes.
Title: Re: Corsican Ogre vs. Perfidious Albion TEH POLL
Post by: Neil on June 05, 2011, 05:15:05 PM
But all that really means is that we don't have any standards at all, but rather fashions.
Title: Re: Corsican Ogre vs. Perfidious Albion TEH POLL
Post by: grumbler on June 05, 2011, 06:16:11 PM
Quote from: Peter Wiggin on June 05, 2011, 03:44:34 PM
Quote from: Ideologue on June 05, 2011, 03:27:52 PM
But it's certainly not unfair to judge historical regimes by modern standards. 

Fair or not, it's not remotely useful to do so.
It is probably fair to compare Napoleonic France to its contemporaries, though.

No country of the period was "democratic" in the sense that we mean the term today.  But Britain was arguably less democratic (democracy = "rule by the will of the people") than France at that point.  It most certainly was not a democratic parliamentary system, as only the House of Commons was elected at all, and that by a tiny fraction of the populace (and the Commons had much less power at that point than it would later in the century).

Britain was a more "constitutional" state in that her leadership was more restricted by her constitution than France's was by hers, and one can certainly argue that this was one of the secrets to British success in these wars and later.  But that's not the same thing as "rule by the will of the people."
Title: Re: Corsican Ogre vs. Perfidious Albion TEH POLL
Post by: Razgovory on June 05, 2011, 06:32:46 PM
Quote from: Ideologue on June 05, 2011, 05:03:49 PM


I did misunderstand a little bit, but like morality, it's not correct to call a system a democracy when, if it existed in the present, we would not recognize as a democracy.  At least, you have to qualify it with something, like calling the US an "emerging" democracy.

If that means that the future ones can find us wanting as well, that's fine with me.  That's their prerogative, just as we can and should look down on past people who don't measure up to our own standards.  Although we have a relatively novel advantage in that we can far more concretely conceive of people from the future judging us harshly, and put ourselves in their place, which makes us less likely to be total assholes.

Well the term Democracy was coined to describe forms of government before the modern era, so I'm not sure we get to chose which ones are closer to a Democratic ideal then our forebearers.  (is this a word?  Spell Check doesn't like it.  Bleh).  Still, a qualifier is probably the best solution.  Democracy has described a lot of governments over time.  5th century Athens, 1950's East Germany and 1880's America all claimed to be a Democracy (well, I'm not sure if the Athenians actually called it a Democracy at the time, but it's the term used in modern history for it), but differ wildly in their governments.  Presumably they all believed they had a more perfect form of it.  At least those in a position to write stuff down at least.

As to situation at hand, I'm not sure how Britons and Frenchmen regarded their governments at the time or how free they were.
Title: Re: Corsican Ogre vs. Perfidious Albion TEH POLL
Post by: Siege on June 05, 2011, 07:05:52 PM
Can I be Byzantium?

Title: Re: Corsican Ogre vs. Perfidious Albion TEH POLL
Post by: CountDeMoney on June 05, 2011, 07:25:22 PM
Quote from: Neil on June 05, 2011, 09:15:41 AM
Quote from: CountDeMoney on June 05, 2011, 09:07:34 AM
Pretty funny, all this Brit ass-to-mouth action coming from a Canadian. You don't even realize how insignificant they consider you, do you?
Don't know, don't care.  The bonds that bound the Empire together are disintegrating year by year.  But there are still people out there who remember that the greatest force for good and justice that the world has ever known was the British Empire, and that Canada was second only to England herself in that great assemblage of peoples.

:lol:  Wayne Gretsky
Title: Re: Corsican Ogre vs. Perfidious Albion TEH POLL
Post by: Neil on June 05, 2011, 07:50:03 PM
Quote from: CountDeMoney on June 05, 2011, 07:25:22 PM
Quote from: Neil on June 05, 2011, 09:15:41 AM
Quote from: CountDeMoney on June 05, 2011, 09:07:34 AM
Pretty funny, all this Brit ass-to-mouth action coming from a Canadian. You don't even realize how insignificant they consider you, do you?
Don't know, don't care.  The bonds that bound the Empire together are disintegrating year by year.  But there are still people out there who remember that the greatest force for good and justice that the world has ever known was the British Empire, and that Canada was second only to England herself in that great assemblage of peoples.

:lol:  Wayne Gretsky
Pump your brakes there.  That man's a national treasure,
Title: Re: Corsican Ogre vs. Perfidious Albion TEH POLL
Post by: garbon on June 05, 2011, 09:51:28 PM
Quote from: Neil on June 05, 2011, 07:50:03 PM
Pump your brakes there.  That man's a national treasure,

That's rather ethnic phrasing.
Title: Re: Corsican Ogre vs. Perfidious Albion TEH POLL
Post by: Martinus on June 06, 2011, 02:38:51 AM
Well, I'm going to withdraw what I said earlier, since both the Athenian Democracy and the Polish Nobles' Democracy are considered to be form of democracies by scholars, apparently.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Golden_Liberty

So I think Ide is talking about "liberal democracy" and refusing to call "democracy" every other form of democracy.
Title: Re: Corsican Ogre vs. Perfidious Albion TEH POLL
Post by: Drakken on June 06, 2011, 08:54:29 AM
Quote from: grumbler on June 05, 2011, 06:16:11 PM

No country of the period was "democratic" in the sense that we mean the term today.  But Britain was arguably less democratic (democracy = "rule by the will of the people") than France at that point

How so? The Constitution of the Year VIII allowed people only to choose names to present on a list of notables, from which members of the Assembly and public servants on all three government levels were either nominated by the government or elected by the Senate.

At least the House of Commons was elected directly from the population, even with a limited census, and people had a say on local administrators (mayors, JPs, sheriffs). In France all mayors in towns and communes over 5000 pops were directly nominated by Napoleon.
Title: Re: Corsican Ogre vs. Perfidious Albion TEH POLL
Post by: Valmy on June 06, 2011, 09:06:16 AM
Yeah Napoleon was about as democratic as Louis XIV.  At least, according to his nephew (who I have a soft spot for since he actually did do this at the end of his reign), the plan was to eventually make it democratic this was supposed to be a transition phase.  Of course I doubt Napoleon I himself would have allowed that to happen while he was alive.
Title: Re: Corsican Ogre vs. Perfidious Albion TEH POLL
Post by: Drakken on June 06, 2011, 09:08:04 AM
Quote from: Valmy on June 06, 2011, 09:06:16 AM
Yeah Napoleon was about as democratic as Louis XIV.  At least, according to this nephew (who do have a soft spot for since he actually did do this at the end of his reign), the plan was to eventually make it democratic this was supposed to be a transition phase.  Of course I doubt Napoleon I himself would have allowed that to happen while he was alive.

Only when his personal fortune would surpass the two billion francs threshold. He had about 600 millions francs in gold in the Tuileries when he got deposed the first time.

Napoleon was about power and money. When he got back from Elba he was ready to promise anything to come back on his throne, even a new liberal constitution with elections. And what "constitution" he gave to France in 1815 : at least people could elect their mayors now.
Title: Re: Corsican Ogre vs. Perfidious Albion TEH POLL
Post by: Valmy on June 06, 2011, 09:08:37 AM
Quote from: Martinus on June 06, 2011, 02:38:51 AM
Well, I'm going to withdraw what I said earlier, since both the Athenian Democracy and the Polish Nobles' Democracy are considered to be form of democracies by scholars, apparently.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Golden_Liberty

So I think Ide is talking about "liberal democracy" and refusing to call "democracy" every other form of democracy.

I have a hard time considering a system that allowed a minority of one to overturn the majority everytime really that democratic.  Really if they had just had a method of overturning a veto with a super majority their system would have had alot to admire about it.
Title: Re: Corsican Ogre vs. Perfidious Albion TEH POLL
Post by: Martinus on June 06, 2011, 10:00:10 AM
Quote from: Valmy on June 06, 2011, 09:08:37 AM
Quote from: Martinus on June 06, 2011, 02:38:51 AM
Well, I'm going to withdraw what I said earlier, since both the Athenian Democracy and the Polish Nobles' Democracy are considered to be form of democracies by scholars, apparently.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Golden_Liberty

So I think Ide is talking about "liberal democracy" and refusing to call "democracy" every other form of democracy.

I have a hard time considering a system that allowed a minority of one to overturn the majority everytime really that democratic.  Really if they had just had a method of overturning a veto with a super majority their system would have had alot to admire about it.

Originally it worked like that, but later started to get abused. It was also used very sparringly at first, but later became a plague. It just goes to show that democratic institutions are only as good as the people who get to use them.

See also: filibuster.

Edit: Originally, liberum veto was used as a "threat" or "pause" - essentially, an opposing representative would say "liberum veto" to force the house to deliberate more on the measure instead of going straight to the voting, and would either end up being convinced to withdraw it or another compromise would be reached. Only after about 200 years of use (in late 17th century), it would involve some minor guy (usually paid by that or this magnate party or a foreign power) to yell "liberum veto" and then run as quickly as possibly out of the room, thus essentially forcing the parliament session to a halt (unless he was caught and brought back and forced under threat of violence to retract).

As I said, it just goes to show, that a lot depends on how the representatives treat such tools.
Title: Re: Corsican Ogre vs. Perfidious Albion TEH POLL
Post by: Valmy on June 06, 2011, 10:15:59 AM
Quote from: Martinus on June 06, 2011, 10:00:10 AM
See also: filibuster.

Well the way it works in the US Senate you can overturn a filibuster with a 60% vote.
Title: Re: Corsican Ogre vs. Perfidious Albion TEH POLL
Post by: Agelastus on June 06, 2011, 01:47:44 PM
 :bowler: to keep Albion slightly ahead.