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Title: no Roswell FBI file thread?
Post by: Tamas on April 11, 2011, 02:16:01 PM
WTF Tim

http://vault.fbi.gov/hottel_guy/Guy%20Hottel%20Part%201%20of%201/view
Title: Re: no Roswell FBI file thread?
Post by: Slargos on April 11, 2011, 02:18:09 PM
I made one, but as it turns out it was not well-received so perhaps this time Timmay saw the wisdom in maintaining his silence.
Title: Re: no Roswell FBI file thread?
Post by: grumbler on April 11, 2011, 02:21:09 PM
Again, this is nothing new.  Some FBI guys writes that someone else says something silly.  Big deal.
Title: Re: no Roswell FBI file thread?
Post by: Slargos on April 11, 2011, 02:22:07 PM
Quote from: grumbler on April 11, 2011, 02:21:09 PM
Again, this is nothing new.  Some FBI guys writes that someone else says something silly.  Big deal.

If these files were recently declassified, I can see where it's possible to hype it. Even if you can't.
Title: Re: no Roswell FBI file thread?
Post by: KRonn on April 11, 2011, 02:25:48 PM
Those at Roswell aren't the aliens you were looking for.     :ph34r:

Title: Re: no Roswell FBI file thread?
Post by: grumbler on April 11, 2011, 02:40:21 PM
Quote from: Slargos on April 11, 2011, 02:22:07 PM
Quote from: grumbler on April 11, 2011, 02:21:09 PM
Again, this is nothing new.  Some FBI guys writes that someone else says something silly.  Big deal.

If these files were recently declassified, I can see where it's possible to hype it. Even if you can't.
Hype what?  That some wacko told an FBI agent a bunch of fables?  I'll bet there are weirder claims than this in the files, but it is all just hearsay.
Title: Re: no Roswell FBI file thread?
Post by: Slargos on April 11, 2011, 02:46:31 PM
Quote from: grumbler on April 11, 2011, 02:40:21 PM
Quote from: Slargos on April 11, 2011, 02:22:07 PM
Quote from: grumbler on April 11, 2011, 02:21:09 PM
Again, this is nothing new.  Some FBI guys writes that someone else says something silly.  Big deal.

If these files were recently declassified, I can see where it's possible to hype it. Even if you can't.
Hype what?  That some wacko told an FBI agent a bunch of fables?  I'll bet there are weirder claims than this in the files, but it is all just hearsay.

Sure. But it's in FBI files.

That were classified. :tinfoil:

Smoke. Fire. Etc.
Title: Re: no Roswell FBI file thread?
Post by: garbon on April 11, 2011, 02:51:22 PM
I wonder what it says that both Tamas and Slargos were so excited to post about this. :tinfoil:
Title: Re: no Roswell FBI file thread?
Post by: Slargos on April 11, 2011, 02:52:33 PM
Quote from: garbon on April 11, 2011, 02:51:22 PM
I wonder what it says that both Tamas and Slargos were so excited to post about this. :tinfoil:

:lol:

I. Found. It. Amusing.

Jeez.

If there ARE aliens in storage, they're sure as shit not going to release that kind of information willingly.  :P
Title: Re: no Roswell FBI file thread?
Post by: Neil on April 11, 2011, 03:21:18 PM
It's their Slavoid mindset.
Title: Re: no Roswell FBI file thread?
Post by: grumbler on April 11, 2011, 03:32:07 PM
Quote from: Slargos on April 11, 2011, 02:46:31 PM
Sure. But it's in FBI files.

That were classified. :tinfoil:

Smoke. Fire. Etc.
I am thinking that appliance salesmen sure are gullible. :cool:
Title: Re: no Roswell FBI file thread?
Post by: Slargos on April 11, 2011, 03:45:38 PM
Quote from: grumbler on April 11, 2011, 03:32:07 PM
Quote from: Slargos on April 11, 2011, 02:46:31 PM
Sure. But it's in FBI files.

That were classified. :tinfoil:

Smoke. Fire. Etc.
I am thinking that appliance salesmen sure are gullible. :cool:

Oh ffs.  :cry:
Title: Re: no Roswell FBI file thread?
Post by: Alcibiades on April 11, 2011, 04:24:28 PM
Already had a thread about the FBI files, tools.
Title: Re: no Roswell FBI file thread?
Post by: jimmy olsen on April 11, 2011, 05:40:50 PM
Quote from: Slargos on April 11, 2011, 02:52:33 PM
Quote from: garbon on April 11, 2011, 02:51:22 PM
I wonder what it says that both Tamas and Slargos were so excited to post about this. :tinfoil:

:lol:

I. Found. It. Amusing.

Jeez.

If there ARE aliens in storage, they're sure as shit not going to release that kind of information willingly.  :P
That's bullshit. If the US had found aliens and a crashed ship on it we'd know. Stalin's spies would have found out and he would have demanded access to it on the point of war.

And why would the government have kept it secret even in the first place? It would have used it to justify a massive effort to militarize space.
Title: Re: no Roswell FBI file thread?
Post by: Tonitrus on April 11, 2011, 08:06:43 PM
Quote from: jimmy olsen on April 11, 2011, 05:40:50 PM
Quote from: Slargos on April 11, 2011, 02:52:33 PM
Quote from: garbon on April 11, 2011, 02:51:22 PM
I wonder what it says that both Tamas and Slargos were so excited to post about this. :tinfoil:

:lol:

I. Found. It. Amusing.

Jeez.

If there ARE aliens in storage, they're sure as shit not going to release that kind of information willingly.  :P
That's bullshit. If the US had found aliens and a crashed ship on it we'd know. Stalin's spies would have found out and he would have demanded access to it on the point of war.

And why would the government have kept it secret even in the first place? It would have used it to justify a massive effort to militarize space.

I could just imagine....

1950, Stalin goes before the world..."You capitalist running dogs have alien bodies from outer space, give it up or we rush the Fulda gap!"

U.S.: Huh, aliens?  Lay off the vodka, we have no aliens.

USSR invades West Germany.

WWIII begins and millions in Europe die over "alien corpse gap".

Title: Re: no Roswell FBI file thread?
Post by: Slargos on April 12, 2011, 12:20:48 AM
Quote from: jimmy olsen on April 11, 2011, 05:40:50 PM
Quote from: Slargos on April 11, 2011, 02:52:33 PM
Quote from: garbon on April 11, 2011, 02:51:22 PM
I wonder what it says that both Tamas and Slargos were so excited to post about this. :tinfoil:

:lol:

I. Found. It. Amusing.

Jeez.

If there ARE aliens in storage, they're sure as shit not going to release that kind of information willingly.  :P
That's bullshit. If the US had found aliens and a crashed ship on it we'd know. Stalin's spies would have found out and he would have demanded access to it on the point of war.

And why would the government have kept it secret even in the first place? It would have used it to justify a massive effort to militarize space.

Perhaps. It's pointless to speculate.

I'm just saying that it's the kind of secret that wouldn't get "declassified". If it was decided to keep something like this secret it would be buried so deep that even God couldn't find it.
Title: Re: no Roswell FBI file thread?
Post by: starbright on April 12, 2011, 12:35:56 AM
Quote from: Slargos on April 12, 2011, 12:20:48 AM
Quote from: jimmy olsen on April 11, 2011, 05:40:50 PM
Quote from: Slargos on April 11, 2011, 02:52:33 PM
Quote from: garbon on April 11, 2011, 02:51:22 PM
I wonder what it says that both Tamas and Slargos were so excited to post about this. :tinfoil:

:lol:

I. Found. It. Amusing.

Jeez.

If there ARE aliens in storage, they're sure as shit not going to release that kind of information willingly.  :P
That's bullshit. If the US had found aliens and a crashed ship on it we'd know. Stalin's spies would have found out and he would have demanded access to it on the point of war.

And why would the government have kept it secret even in the first place? It would have used it to justify a massive effort to militarize space.

Perhaps. It's pointless to speculate.

I'm just saying that it's the kind of secret that wouldn't get "declassified". If it was decided to keep something like this secret it would be buried so deep that even God couldn't find it.

And after the last guardian of the alien body dies it is discovered in an old vault by an intrepid archologist... NO, a coroner... No, a veterinarian...
Title: Re: no Roswell FBI file thread?
Post by: jimmy olsen on April 12, 2011, 04:33:56 AM
Quote from: Slargos on April 12, 2011, 12:20:48 AM
Quote from: jimmy olsen on April 11, 2011, 05:40:50 PM
Quote from: Slargos on April 11, 2011, 02:52:33 PM
Quote from: garbon on April 11, 2011, 02:51:22 PM
I wonder what it says that both Tamas and Slargos were so excited to post about this. :tinfoil:

:lol:

I. Found. It. Amusing.

Jeez.

If there ARE aliens in storage, they're sure as shit not going to release that kind of information willingly.  :P
That's bullshit. If the US had found aliens and a crashed ship on it we'd know. Stalin's spies would have found out and he would have demanded access to it on the point of war.

And why would the government have kept it secret even in the first place? It would have used it to justify a massive effort to militarize space.

Perhaps. It's pointless to speculate.

I'm just saying that it's the kind of secret that wouldn't get "declassified". If it was decided to keep something like this secret it would be buried so deep that even God couldn't find it.
Military loves a good threat to justify a big budget and this can be used as hammer from now until the end of time. It would be leaked to the press in 10 seconds flat.
Title: Re: no Roswell FBI file thread?
Post by: grumbler on April 12, 2011, 06:22:33 AM
Quote from: starbright on April 12, 2011, 12:35:56 AM
And after the last guardian of the alien body dies it is discovered in an old vault by an intrepid archologist... NO, a coroner... No, a veterinarian...
:D
Title: Re: no Roswell FBI file thread?
Post by: Siege on April 13, 2011, 09:10:36 PM
Quote from: jimmy olsen on April 12, 2011, 04:33:56 AM
Quote from: Slargos on April 12, 2011, 12:20:48 AM
Quote from: jimmy olsen on April 11, 2011, 05:40:50 PM
Quote from: Slargos on April 11, 2011, 02:52:33 PM
Quote from: garbon on April 11, 2011, 02:51:22 PM
I wonder what it says that both Tamas and Slargos were so excited to post about this. :tinfoil:

:lol:

I. Found. It. Amusing.

Jeez.

If there ARE aliens in storage, they're sure as shit not going to release that kind of information willingly.  :P
That's bullshit. If the US had found aliens and a crashed ship on it we'd know. Stalin's spies would have found out and he would have demanded access to it on the point of war.

And why would the government have kept it secret even in the first place? It would have used it to justify a massive effort to militarize space.

Perhaps. It's pointless to speculate.

I'm just saying that it's the kind of secret that wouldn't get "declassified". If it was decided to keep something like this secret it would be buried so deep that even God couldn't find it.
Military loves a good threat to justify a big budget and this can be used as hammer from now until the end of time. It would be leaked to the press in 10 seconds flat.

Are you saying that there are no aliens?

But me likes aliens to fight!

Me want Mjolnir armor!!
Title: Re: no Roswell FBI file thread?
Post by: Neil on April 13, 2011, 09:14:08 PM
How could you possibly fight aliens?  Infantry is worse than useless in a nuke fight, and nukes are barely useful in relativistic warfare.
Title: Re: no Roswell FBI file thread?
Post by: Siege on April 13, 2011, 09:26:43 PM
Quote from: Neil on April 13, 2011, 09:14:08 PM
How could you possibly fight aliens?  Infantry is worse than useless in a nuke fight, and nukes are barely useful in relativistic warfare.

What are you talking about?
Aliens wants our resources, so they would never glass our planet.
They will land, and when they do, I will defeat them with my awesome power.


Title: Re: no Roswell FBI file thread?
Post by: Neil on April 13, 2011, 10:05:22 PM
Quote from: Siege on April 13, 2011, 09:26:43 PM
Quote from: Neil on April 13, 2011, 09:14:08 PM
How could you possibly fight aliens?  Infantry is worse than useless in a nuke fight, and nukes are barely useful in relativistic warfare.
What are you talking about?
Aliens wants our resources, so they would never glass our planet.
They will land, and when they do, I will defeat them with my awesome power.
Why would they want the Earth's paltry resources?  And even if they did, why not glass the planet and then extract the resources?
Title: Re: no Roswell FBI file thread?
Post by: Tonitrus on April 13, 2011, 11:37:13 PM
True.  If they're capable of interstellar travel, then plenty of moons, asteroids, and other planetoids to mine.

Unless the resources that they want are trees, crops to circle, human sex slaves, or cattle to mutilate (or cattle sex slaves).  Then glassing the planet would be a bad idea.
Title: Re: no Roswell FBI file thread?
Post by: grumbler on April 14, 2011, 08:45:30 AM
Quote from: Tonitrus on April 13, 2011, 11:37:13 PM
True.  If they're capable of interstellar travel, then plenty of moons, asteroids, and other planetoids to mine.

Unless the resources that they want are trees, crops to circle, human sex slaves, or cattle to mutilate (or cattle sex slaves).  Then glassing the planet would be a bad idea.
If they come for the beets, all of us but Tamas are going to be eating glass.
Title: Re: no Roswell FBI file thread?
Post by: Tamas on April 14, 2011, 08:46:36 AM
This is stupid shtick, I dont even know what beet is :P
Title: Re: no Roswell FBI file thread?
Post by: grumbler on April 14, 2011, 08:48:59 AM
Quote from: Tamas on April 14, 2011, 08:46:36 AM
This is stupid shtick, I dont even know what beet is :P
That's what makes it funny (to those of us with a better command of the language). :P
Title: Re: no Roswell FBI file thread?
Post by: dps on April 14, 2011, 12:14:04 PM
Quote from: Tamas on April 14, 2011, 08:46:36 AM
This is stupid shtick, I dont even know what beet is :P

:huh:
Title: Re: no Roswell FBI file thread?
Post by: The Brain on April 14, 2011, 12:16:56 PM
It's a silly argument. Obviously they did keep it secret, and still are.
Title: Re: no Roswell FBI file thread?
Post by: Savonarola on April 15, 2011, 01:37:39 PM
Quote from: Neil on April 13, 2011, 10:05:22 PM
Quote from: Siege on April 13, 2011, 09:26:43 PM
What are you talking about?
Aliens wants our resources, so they would never glass our planet.
They will land, and when they do, I will defeat them with my awesome power.
Why would they want the Earth's paltry resources?  And even if they did, why not glass the planet and then extract the resources?

The earth is the only planet in the universe which can can produce the Theobroma cacao tree.  Aliens don't dare glass the planet for fear of damaging the galactic chocolate trade and plunging the universe into a nightmare of rationing and carob.
Title: Re: no Roswell FBI file thread?
Post by: Siege on April 15, 2011, 03:42:47 PM
Quote from: grumbler on April 14, 2011, 08:48:59 AM
Quote from: Tamas on April 14, 2011, 08:46:36 AM
This is stupid shtick, I dont even know what beet is :P
That's what makes it funny (to those of us with a better command of the language). :P

I have a perfect command of the english language, and I do not know what "beet" is.
You are speaking in the local dialect of Faggistan.

Title: Re: no Roswell FBI file thread?
Post by: Siege on April 15, 2011, 03:44:14 PM
Quote from: Savonarola on April 15, 2011, 01:37:39 PM
Quote from: Neil on April 13, 2011, 10:05:22 PM
Quote from: Siege on April 13, 2011, 09:26:43 PM
What are you talking about?
Aliens wants our resources, so they would never glass our planet.
They will land, and when they do, I will defeat them with my awesome power.
Why would they want the Earth's paltry resources?  And even if they did, why not glass the planet and then extract the resources?

The earth is the only planet in the universe which can can produce the Theobroma cacao tree.  Aliens don't dare glass the planet for fear of damaging the galactic chocolate trade and plunging the universe into a nightmare of rationing and carob.

More likely, coffe is the key.
I wouldn't be surprissed if coffe is a drug to the Greys or the Blues.
Title: Re: no Roswell FBI file thread?
Post by: Savonarola on April 15, 2011, 03:49:19 PM
Quote from: Siege on April 15, 2011, 03:44:14 PM

More likely, coffe is the key.
I wouldn't be surprissed if coffe is a drug to the Greys or the Blues.

Aliens are allergic to coffee.  If anyone tells you they don't like coffee then they are lying; they're really an alien. 
Title: Re: no Roswell FBI file thread?
Post by: Neil on April 15, 2011, 04:19:06 PM
Quote from: Savonarola on April 15, 2011, 01:37:39 PM
The earth is the only planet in the universe which can can produce the Theobroma cacao tree.  Aliens don't dare glass the planet for fear of damaging the galactic chocolate trade and plunging the universe into a nightmare of rationing and carob.
What about Earth is so unique as to cause this state of affairs?
Title: Re: no Roswell FBI file thread?
Post by: Siege on April 15, 2011, 05:46:01 PM
Quote from: Neil on April 15, 2011, 04:19:06 PM
Quote from: Savonarola on April 15, 2011, 01:37:39 PM
The earth is the only planet in the universe which can can produce the Theobroma cacao tree.  Aliens don't dare glass the planet for fear of damaging the galactic chocolate trade and plunging the universe into a nightmare of rationing and carob.
What about Earth is so unique as to cause this state of affairs?

That I am in fucking Earth, that's what!

Had I been an alien, you simple earthling would have been fucked.
Thankfully for you, I am an earthling myself.

Title: Re: no Roswell FBI file thread?
Post by: The Brain on April 15, 2011, 05:46:45 PM
Love is the drug.
Title: Re: no Roswell FBI file thread?
Post by: Siege on April 15, 2011, 05:49:44 PM
Quote from: The Brain on April 15, 2011, 05:46:45 PM
Love is the drug.

What you mean?
Taht our fine skinny females are to be sexually slaved by smelly aliens?

Title: Re: no Roswell FBI file thread?
Post by: The Brain on April 15, 2011, 05:53:33 PM
Quote from: Siege on April 15, 2011, 05:49:44 PM
Quote from: The Brain on April 15, 2011, 05:46:45 PM
Love is the drug.

What you mean?
Taht our fine skinny females are to be sexually slaved by smelly aliens?

My only regret in life is that I didn't make Grace Jones and Dolph Lundgren have kids. They would have been striking I think.
Title: Re: no Roswell FBI file thread?
Post by: Admiral Yi on April 15, 2011, 06:34:46 PM
Quote from: Tonitrus on April 13, 2011, 11:37:13 PM
Unless the resources that they want are trees, crops to circle, human sex slaves, or cattle to mutilate (or cattle sex slaves).

he he  And anuses to probe.

Tamas: before they discovered sugar cane in the new world sugar beets were about the only source of sugar.  Pretty sure Europe still produces a pile of sugar beets.  Undoubtedly heavily subsidized.