no Roswell FBI file thread?

[Siege]

This is stupid shtick, I dont even know what beet is

That's what makes it funny (to those of us with a better command of the language).

I have a perfect command of the english language, and I do not know what "beet" is.
You are speaking in the local dialect of Faggistan.

[Siege]

What are you talking about?
Aliens wants our resources, so they would never glass our planet.
They will land, and when they do, I will defeat them with my awesome power.

Why would they want the Earth's paltry resources?  And even if they did, why not glass the planet and then extract the resources?

The earth is the only planet in the universe which can can produce the Theobroma cacao tree.  Aliens don't dare glass the planet for fear of damaging the galactic chocolate trade and plunging the universe into a nightmare of rationing and carob.

More likely, coffe is the key.
I wouldn't be surprissed if coffe is a drug to the Greys or the Blues.

[Savonarola]

More likely, coffe is the key.
I wouldn't be surprissed if coffe is a drug to the Greys or the Blues.

Aliens are allergic to coffee.  If anyone tells you they don't like coffee then they are lying; they're really an alien. 

[Neil]

The earth is the only planet in the universe which can can produce the Theobroma cacao tree.  Aliens don't dare glass the planet for fear of damaging the galactic chocolate trade and plunging the universe into a nightmare of rationing and carob.

What about Earth is so unique as to cause this state of affairs?

[Siege]

The earth is the only planet in the universe which can can produce the Theobroma cacao tree.  Aliens don't dare glass the planet for fear of damaging the galactic chocolate trade and plunging the universe into a nightmare of rationing and carob.

What about Earth is so unique as to cause this state of affairs?

That I am in fucking Earth, that's what!

Had I been an alien, you simple earthling would have been fucked.
Thankfully for you, I am an earthling myself.

[The Brain]

Love is the drug.

[Siege]

Love is the drug.

What you mean?
Taht our fine skinny females are to be sexually slaved by smelly aliens?

[The Brain]

Love is the drug.

What you mean?
Taht our fine skinny females are to be sexually slaved by smelly aliens?

My only regret in life is that I didn't make Grace Jones and Dolph Lundgren have kids. They would have been striking I think.

[Admiral Yi]

Unless the resources that they want are trees, crops to circle, human sex slaves, or cattle to mutilate (or cattle sex slaves).

he he  And anuses to probe.

Tamas: before they discovered sugar cane in the new world sugar beets were about the only source of sugar.  Pretty sure Europe still produces a pile of sugar beets.  Undoubtedly heavily subsidized.