no Roswell FBI file thread?

[Tamas]

WTF Tim

http://vault.fbi.gov/hottel_guy/Guy%20Hottel%20Part%201%20of%201/view

[Slargos]

I made one, but as it turns out it was not well-received so perhaps this time Timmay saw the wisdom in maintaining his silence.

[grumbler]

Again, this is nothing new.  Some FBI guys writes that someone else says something silly.  Big deal.

[Slargos]

Again, this is nothing new.  Some FBI guys writes that someone else says something silly.  Big deal.

If these files were recently declassified, I can see where it's possible to hype it. Even if you can't.

[KRonn]

Those at Roswell aren't the aliens you were looking for.     

[grumbler]

Again, this is nothing new.  Some FBI guys writes that someone else says something silly.  Big deal.

If these files were recently declassified, I can see where it's possible to hype it. Even if you can't.

Hype what?  That some wacko told an FBI agent a bunch of fables?  I'll bet there are weirder claims than this in the files, but it is all just hearsay.

[Slargos]

Again, this is nothing new.  Some FBI guys writes that someone else says something silly.  Big deal.

If these files were recently declassified, I can see where it's possible to hype it. Even if you can't.

Hype what?  That some wacko told an FBI agent a bunch of fables?  I'll bet there are weirder claims than this in the files, but it is all just hearsay.

Sure. But it's in FBI files.

That were classified.

Smoke. Fire. Etc.

[garbon]

I wonder what it says that both Tamas and Slargos were so excited to post about this.

[Slargos]

I wonder what it says that both Tamas and Slargos were so excited to post about this.

I. Found. It. Amusing.

Jeez.

If there ARE aliens in storage, they're sure as shit not going to release that kind of information willingly. 

[Neil]

It's their Slavoid mindset.

[grumbler]

Sure. But it's in FBI files.

That were classified.

Smoke. Fire. Etc.

I am thinking that appliance salesmen sure are gullible.

[Slargos]

Sure. But it's in FBI files.

That were classified.

Smoke. Fire. Etc.

I am thinking that appliance salesmen sure are gullible.

Oh ffs. 

[Alcibiades]

Already had a thread about the FBI files, tools.

[jimmy olsen]

I wonder what it says that both Tamas and Slargos were so excited to post about this.

I. Found. It. Amusing.

Jeez.

If there ARE aliens in storage, they're sure as shit not going to release that kind of information willingly. 

That's bullshit. If the US had found aliens and a crashed ship on it we'd know. Stalin's spies would have found out and he would have demanded access to it on the point of war.

And why would the government have kept it secret even in the first place? It would have used it to justify a massive effort to militarize space.

[Tonitrus]

I wonder what it says that both Tamas and Slargos were so excited to post about this.

I. Found. It. Amusing.

Jeez.

If there ARE aliens in storage, they're sure as shit not going to release that kind of information willingly. 

That's bullshit. If the US had found aliens and a crashed ship on it we'd know. Stalin's spies would have found out and he would have demanded access to it on the point of war.

And why would the government have kept it secret even in the first place? It would have used it to justify a massive effort to militarize space.

I could just imagine....

1950, Stalin goes before the world..."You capitalist running dogs have alien bodies from outer space, give it up or we rush the Fulda gap!"

U.S.: Huh, aliens?  Lay off the vodka, we have no aliens.

USSR invades West Germany.

WWIII begins and millions in Europe die over "alien corpse gap".