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Title: Natalie Portman's Threesome in "Film of the Year!"
Post by: tia.electriss on November 30, 2009, 06:11:52 PM
I recently learned about Natalie Portman's new film "Brothers" a few evenings ago on David Letterman.  He went as far as saying,"This is the greatest film in nearly 20 years."  After looking at the cast and finding that 6 time Academy Award Nominee, Jim Sheridan directed "Brothers", I think the film could very well  be a monumental accomplishment.  Portman also divulged that she did her very first sex scene in this flick, and she would most definitely participate in a threesome with Gyllenhaal and Maguire! Maguire's wife was naturally distraught about the comment...but who knows, maybe the two will spread some of that brotherly love! We all know that sharing is caring! :cheers:
Title: Re: Natalie Portman's Threesome in "Film of the Year!"
Post by: Malthus on November 30, 2009, 06:13:29 PM
Hello, ad bot. How are you?  :D
Title: Re: Natalie Portman's Threesome in "Film of the Year!"
Post by: Ed Anger on November 30, 2009, 06:25:36 PM
In before the abuse.
Title: Re: Natalie Portman's Threesome in "Film of the Year!"
Post by: sbr on November 30, 2009, 06:28:21 PM
Natalie Portman sex scene  :w00t:
Title: Re: Natalie Portman's Threesome in "Film of the Year!"
Post by: Razgovory on November 30, 2009, 06:33:52 PM
I wish I was an ad bot. :(
Title: Re: Natalie Portman's Threesome in "Film of the Year!"
Post by: Ed Anger on November 30, 2009, 06:38:22 PM
Quote from: sbr on November 30, 2009, 06:28:21 PM
Natalie Portman sex scene  :w00t:

I'd bend her over a table, but I'd need to gag her first. The more I hear her speak, the more I want to vomit.
Title: Re: Natalie Portman's Threesome in "Film of the Year!"
Post by: Ed Anger on November 30, 2009, 06:38:39 PM
Quote from: Razgovory on November 30, 2009, 06:33:52 PM
I wish I was an ad bot. :(

:console:
Title: Re: Natalie Portman's Threesome in "Film of the Year!"
Post by: Admiral Yi on November 30, 2009, 06:52:56 PM
Could a bot include a smiley?  Could a bot write that badly?
Title: Re: Natalie Portman's Threesome in "Film of the Year!"
Post by: Ed Anger on November 30, 2009, 06:54:06 PM
Quote from: Admiral Yi on November 30, 2009, 06:52:56 PM
Could a bot include a smiley?  Could a bot write that badly?

Whoever or whatever it is, I'm about to sexually harass it.

I'm feeling randy.
Title: Re: Natalie Portman's Threesome in "Film of the Year!"
Post by: Eddie Teach on November 30, 2009, 06:58:12 PM
Hi tia. Show us yer tits.  :D
Title: Re: Natalie Portman's Threesome in "Film of the Year!"
Post by: Josquius on November 30, 2009, 07:06:28 PM
How odd. I would have thought a major film like that wouldn't make use of ad bots for promotion...
Title: Re: Natalie Portman's Threesome in "Film of the Year!"
Post by: Darth Wagtaros on November 30, 2009, 07:10:23 PM
Its not an ad bot.  News of our erudite filmographic commentary has spread.
Title: Re: Natalie Portman's Threesome in "Film of the Year!"
Post by: Ed Anger on November 30, 2009, 07:16:02 PM
Quote from: Darth Wagtaros on November 30, 2009, 07:10:23 PM
Its not an ad bot.  News of our erudite filmographic commentary has spread.

Killer Klowns from Outer Space is the best movie of the past 50 years.
Title: Re: Natalie Portman's Threesome in "Film of the Year!"
Post by: Neil on November 30, 2009, 07:19:42 PM
The movie studios are so hardup that they're spamming the internet now?
Title: Re: Natalie Portman's Threesome in "Film of the Year!"
Post by: Josephus on November 30, 2009, 07:44:40 PM
Quote from: Neil on November 30, 2009, 07:19:42 PM
The movie studios are so hardup that they're spamming the internet now?

They call it "New media marketing".
Title: Re: Natalie Portman's Threesome in "Film of the Year!"
Post by: MadImmortalMan on November 30, 2009, 07:57:25 PM
It's all about teh social networking now.
Title: Re: Natalie Portman's Threesome in "Film of the Year!"
Post by: Liep on November 30, 2009, 08:30:08 PM
Well, the Danish version was good, even if we got Connie Nielsen instead of Portman.
Title: Re: Natalie Portman's Threesome in "Film of the Year!"
Post by: tia.electriss on November 30, 2009, 09:45:03 PM
haha, I am not ad bot, but I sincerely believe this film is going to do well.  I was just wondering if anyone else heard Natalie Portman's threesome comment? Is that shit true?
Title: Re: Natalie Portman's Threesome in "Film of the Year!"
Post by: HisMajestyBOB on November 30, 2009, 09:53:15 PM
Someone broke the adbot, it's stuck in a loop. <_<
Title: Re: Natalie Portman's Threesome in "Film of the Year!"
Post by: Caliga on November 30, 2009, 09:53:57 PM
Those two posts are not exactly identical. :contract:
Title: Re: Natalie Portman's Threesome in "Film of the Year!"
Post by: FunkMonk on November 30, 2009, 09:55:37 PM
This thread had potential. Then I read the first post.  :(
Title: Re: Natalie Portman's Threesome in "Film of the Year!"
Post by: Liep on November 30, 2009, 10:25:56 PM
Quote from: Caliga on November 30, 2009, 09:53:57 PM
Those two posts are not exactly identical. :contract:

This puzzles me. Didn't it learn about the edit function in Bot School?
Title: Re: Natalie Portman's Threesome in "Film of the Year!"
Post by: Admiral Yi on November 30, 2009, 10:32:25 PM
Quote from: Josephus on November 30, 2009, 07:44:40 PM
They call it "New media marketing".
Do you have any idea how they structure the compensation?
Title: Re: Natalie Portman's Threesome in "Film of the Year!"
Post by: Josephus on November 30, 2009, 10:44:10 PM
Quote from: tia.electriss on November 30, 2009, 09:45:03 PM
haha, I am not ad bot, but I sincerely believe this film is going to do well.  I was just wondering if anyone else heard Natalie Portman's threesome comment? Is that shit true?

Ok...If you're really not a bot, then this is warranted:

Who The Fuck Are You?
Title: Re: Natalie Portman's Threesome in "Film of the Year!"
Post by: Darth Wagtaros on November 30, 2009, 10:59:29 PM
I'm gonna go out on a limb and say that BiB is Back in Business.
Title: Re: Natalie Portman's Threesome in "Film of the Year!"
Post by: tia.electriss on December 01, 2009, 01:48:39 PM
Take it easy over there, I am no ad bot! I just thought it was pretty funny that Portman would make a comment like that.  And I sincerely believe this film is going to do well in the box office and possibly win a few awards.  What do the rest of you think?
Title: Re: Natalie Portman's Threesome in "Film of the Year!"
Post by: Caliga on December 01, 2009, 01:50:40 PM
Do you have big tits?
Title: Re: Natalie Portman's Threesome in "Film of the Year!"
Post by: Grey Fox on December 01, 2009, 01:51:05 PM
No links? Boo.
Title: Re: Natalie Portman's Threesome in "Film of the Year!"
Post by: Josquius on December 01, 2009, 01:51:30 PM
I mostly think of naked girls.
Title: Re: Natalie Portman's Threesome in "Film of the Year!"
Post by: Admiral Yi on December 01, 2009, 01:52:56 PM
Quote from: tia.electriss on December 01, 2009, 01:50:23 PM
Take it easy over there, I am no ad bot.  I just think it is funny that Natalie Portman would make a comment like that.  Anyway, I sincerely believe this film will do well at the box office and possibly win some awards.  What do the rest of you think...seriously?
New media marketing is not adbots, it's humans being paid to promote products on the internet.
Title: Re: Natalie Portman's Threesome in "Film of the Year!"
Post by: The Brain on December 01, 2009, 01:57:15 PM
Thread sucks.
Title: Re: Natalie Portman's Threesome in "Film of the Year!"
Post by: tia.electriss on December 01, 2009, 02:04:14 PM
My name is Kelsey, sorry about the first post I just wanted to get the conversation started and my tits are huge.  Anyway, I would like to hear anyone's opinion on this film. 
Title: Re: Natalie Portman's Threesome in "Film of the Year!"
Post by: Josephus on December 01, 2009, 02:07:08 PM
Quote from: tia.electriss on December 01, 2009, 02:04:14 PM
My name is Kelsey, sorry about the first post I just wanted to get the conversation started and my tits are huge.  Anyway, I would like to hear anyone's opinion on this film.

Define "huge" and we'll give you our opinion of your tits the film.
Title: Re: Natalie Portman's Threesome in "Film of the Year!"
Post by: Eddie Teach on December 01, 2009, 02:08:36 PM
Quote from: Admiral Yi on December 01, 2009, 01:52:56 PM
New media marketing is not adbots, it's humans being paid to promote products on the internet.

That sounds like a nice gig.
Title: Re: Natalie Portman's Threesome in "Film of the Year!"
Post by: Neil on December 01, 2009, 02:14:10 PM
My opinion on the film is as follows:  It looks a little too intensely overdramatic for my taste.  The impression I get from the previews is that Maguire appears to have died, his brother moves in to take care of his wife, sexual tension ensues, and then Maguire comes back and flips right the fuck out.  That, coupled with my dislike for Jake Gyllenhal means that I will probably not see the movie.

That said, it's an interesting turn for Spider-Man, going from kind of a whiny wuss as Peter Parker to being a younger, skinhead version of the Sleeping With the Enemy guy.  And it's a little weird seeing Natalie Portman in such a normal movie.
Title: Re: Natalie Portman's Threesome in "Film of the Year!"
Post by: Lucidor on December 01, 2009, 02:32:02 PM
Is this a remake of the Danish Brödre?
Title: Re: Natalie Portman's Threesome in "Film of the Year!"
Post by: Neil on December 01, 2009, 02:37:27 PM
Quote from: Lucidor on December 01, 2009, 02:32:02 PM
Is this a remake of the Danish Brödre?
It wouldn't surprise me.  That's mostly what Hollywood is good for these days.
Title: Re: Natalie Portman's Threesome in "Film of the Year!"
Post by: sbr on December 01, 2009, 02:40:09 PM
Quote from: tia.electriss on December 01, 2009, 02:04:14 PM
My name is Kelsey, sorry about the first post I just wanted to get the conversation started and my tits are huge.  Anyway, I would like to hear anyone's opinion on this film.

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Title: Re: Natalie Portman's Threesome in "Film of the Year!"
Post by: Grey Fox on December 01, 2009, 02:52:02 PM
btw the movie looks positively craptastic.
Title: Re: Natalie Portman's Threesome in "Film of the Year!"
Post by: Lucidor on December 01, 2009, 03:00:56 PM
Quote from: Neil on December 01, 2009, 02:37:27 PM
Quote from: Lucidor on December 01, 2009, 02:32:02 PM
Is this a remake of the Danish Brödre?
It wouldn't surprise me.  That's mostly what Hollywood is good for these days.
I liked that film, so I might stay clear of this one, then.
Title: Re: Natalie Portman's Threesome in "Film of the Year!"
Post by: Admiral Yi on December 01, 2009, 03:03:08 PM
Quote from: Neil on December 01, 2009, 02:14:10 PM
That said, it's an interesting turn for Spider-Man, going from kind of a whiny wuss as Peter Parker to being a younger, skinhead version of the Sleeping With the Enemy guy.
Tobie played a bit of a thug in Seabiscuit.
Title: Re: Natalie Portman's Threesome in "Film of the Year!"
Post by: Caliga on December 01, 2009, 03:07:32 PM
Quote from: tia.electriss on December 01, 2009, 02:04:14 PM
My name is Kelsey, sorry about the first post I just wanted to get the conversation started and my tits are huge.  Anyway, I would like to hear anyone's opinion on this film.
Oh, we're going to get along swimmingly then. :smoke:
Title: Re: Natalie Portman's Threesome in "Film of the Year!"
Post by: Syt on December 01, 2009, 03:14:34 PM
Quote from: Admiral Yi on December 01, 2009, 03:03:08 PM
Quote from: Neil on December 01, 2009, 02:14:10 PM
That said, it's an interesting turn for Spider-Man, going from kind of a whiny wuss as Peter Parker to being a younger, skinhead version of the Sleeping With the Enemy guy.
Tobie played a bit of a thug in Seabiscuit.

And a prick in The Good German.
Title: Re: Natalie Portman's Threesome in "Film of the Year!"
Post by: Admiral Yi on December 01, 2009, 03:19:43 PM
Quote from: Syt on December 01, 2009, 03:14:34 PM
And a prick in The Good German.
Yeah, but that didn't really work, did it?
Title: Re: Natalie Portman's Threesome in "Film of the Year!"
Post by: Valmy on December 01, 2009, 03:23:12 PM
Quote from: tia.electriss on December 01, 2009, 02:04:14 PM
my tits are huge.

So not at all like Natalie Portman then?  Good.
Title: Re: Natalie Portman's Threesome in "Film of the Year!"
Post by: Ed Anger on December 01, 2009, 03:35:29 PM
And before anybody asks, not my sock.
Title: Re: Natalie Portman's Threesome in "Film of the Year!"
Post by: Crazy_Ivan80 on December 01, 2009, 04:46:42 PM
Quote from: Ed Anger on November 30, 2009, 06:38:22 PM
Quote from: sbr on November 30, 2009, 06:28:21 PM
Natalie Portman sex scene  :w00t:

I'd bend her over a table, but I'd need to gag her first. The more I hear her speak, the more I want to vomit.

I can imagine that would turn certain people on...

mh, actually I can't
and I don't want to either.
Title: Re: Natalie Portman's Threesome in "Film of the Year!"
Post by: Ed Anger on December 01, 2009, 05:16:41 PM
Quote from: Crazy_Ivan80 on December 01, 2009, 04:46:42 PM
Quote from: Ed Anger on November 30, 2009, 06:38:22 PM
Quote from: sbr on November 30, 2009, 06:28:21 PM
Natalie Portman sex scene  :w00t:

I'd bend her over a table, but I'd need to gag her first. The more I hear her speak, the more I want to vomit.

I can imagine that would turn certain people on...

mh, actually I can't
and I don't want to either.

I love the slightly rough stuff. But not too rough. There is fine line between rough play, and a concussion.
Title: Re: Natalie Portman's Threesome in "Film of the Year!"
Post by: Caliga on December 01, 2009, 07:45:16 PM
tia.electriss, if you show us your tits I'll walk around telling everyone I know to go watch this gayass movie, ok? :)