I recently learned about Natalie Portman's new film "Brothers" a few evenings ago on David Letterman. He went as far as saying,"This is the greatest film in nearly 20 years." After looking at the cast and finding that 6 time Academy Award Nominee, Jim Sheridan directed "Brothers", I think the film could very well be a monumental accomplishment. Portman also divulged that she did her very first sex scene in this flick, and she would most definitely participate in a threesome with Gyllenhaal and Maguire! Maguire's wife was naturally distraught about the comment...but who knows, maybe the two will spread some of that brotherly love! We all know that sharing is caring! :cheers:
Hello, ad bot. How are you? :D
In before the abuse.
Natalie Portman sex scene :w00t:
I wish I was an ad bot. :(
Quote from: sbr on November 30, 2009, 06:28:21 PM
Natalie Portman sex scene :w00t:
I'd bend her over a table, but I'd need to gag her first. The more I hear her speak, the more I want to vomit.
Could a bot include a smiley? Could a bot write that badly?
Quote from: Admiral Yi on November 30, 2009, 06:52:56 PM
Could a bot include a smiley? Could a bot write that badly?
Whoever or whatever it is, I'm about to sexually harass it.
I'm feeling randy.
Hi tia. Show us yer tits. :D
How odd. I would have thought a major film like that wouldn't make use of ad bots for promotion...
Its not an ad bot. News of our erudite filmographic commentary has spread.
Quote from: Darth Wagtaros on November 30, 2009, 07:10:23 PM
Its not an ad bot. News of our erudite filmographic commentary has spread.
Killer Klowns from Outer Space is the best movie of the past 50 years.
The movie studios are so hardup that they're spamming the internet now?
Quote from: Neil on November 30, 2009, 07:19:42 PM
The movie studios are so hardup that they're spamming the internet now?
They call it "New media marketing".
It's all about teh social networking now.
Well, the Danish version was good, even if we got Connie Nielsen instead of Portman.
haha, I am not ad bot, but I sincerely believe this film is going to do well. I was just wondering if anyone else heard Natalie Portman's threesome comment? Is that shit true?
Someone broke the adbot, it's stuck in a loop. <_<
Those two posts are not exactly identical. :contract:
This thread had potential. Then I read the first post. :(
Quote from: Caliga on November 30, 2009, 09:53:57 PM
Those two posts are not exactly identical. :contract:
This puzzles me. Didn't it learn about the edit function in Bot School?
Quote from: Josephus on November 30, 2009, 07:44:40 PM
They call it "New media marketing".
Do you have any idea how they structure the compensation?
Quote from: tia.electriss on November 30, 2009, 09:45:03 PM
haha, I am not ad bot, but I sincerely believe this film is going to do well. I was just wondering if anyone else heard Natalie Portman's threesome comment? Is that shit true?
Ok...If you're really not a bot, then this is warranted:
Who The Fuck Are You?
I'm gonna go out on a limb and say that BiB is Back in Business.
Take it easy over there, I am no ad bot! I just thought it was pretty funny that Portman would make a comment like that. And I sincerely believe this film is going to do well in the box office and possibly win a few awards. What do the rest of you think?
Do you have big tits?
No links? Boo.
I mostly think of naked girls.
Quote from: tia.electriss on December 01, 2009, 01:50:23 PM
Take it easy over there, I am no ad bot. I just think it is funny that Natalie Portman would make a comment like that. Anyway, I sincerely believe this film will do well at the box office and possibly win some awards. What do the rest of you think...seriously?
New media marketing is not adbots, it's humans being paid to promote products on the internet.
Thread sucks.
My name is Kelsey, sorry about the first post I just wanted to get the conversation started and my tits are huge. Anyway, I would like to hear anyone's opinion on this film.
Quote from: tia.electriss on December 01, 2009, 02:04:14 PM
My name is Kelsey, sorry about the first post I just wanted to get the conversation started and my tits are huge. Anyway, I would like to hear anyone's opinion on this film.
Define "huge" and we'll give you our opinion of
your tits the film.
Quote from: Admiral Yi on December 01, 2009, 01:52:56 PM
New media marketing is not adbots, it's humans being paid to promote products on the internet.
That sounds like a nice gig.
My opinion on the film is as follows: It looks a little too intensely overdramatic for my taste. The impression I get from the previews is that Maguire appears to have died, his brother moves in to take care of his wife, sexual tension ensues, and then Maguire comes back and flips right the fuck out. That, coupled with my dislike for Jake Gyllenhal means that I will probably not see the movie.
That said, it's an interesting turn for Spider-Man, going from kind of a whiny wuss as Peter Parker to being a younger, skinhead version of the Sleeping With the Enemy guy. And it's a little weird seeing Natalie Portman in such a normal movie.
Is this a remake of the Danish Brödre?
Quote from: Lucidor on December 01, 2009, 02:32:02 PM
Is this a remake of the Danish Brödre?
It wouldn't surprise me. That's mostly what Hollywood is good for these days.
Quote from: tia.electriss on December 01, 2009, 02:04:14 PM
My name is Kelsey, sorry about the first post I just wanted to get the conversation started and my tits are huge. Anyway, I would like to hear anyone's opinion on this film.
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btw the movie looks positively craptastic.
Quote from: Neil on December 01, 2009, 02:37:27 PM
Quote from: Lucidor on December 01, 2009, 02:32:02 PM
Is this a remake of the Danish Brödre?
It wouldn't surprise me. That's mostly what Hollywood is good for these days.
I liked that film, so I might stay clear of this one, then.
Quote from: Neil on December 01, 2009, 02:14:10 PM
That said, it's an interesting turn for Spider-Man, going from kind of a whiny wuss as Peter Parker to being a younger, skinhead version of the Sleeping With the Enemy guy.
Tobie played a bit of a thug in Seabiscuit.
Quote from: tia.electriss on December 01, 2009, 02:04:14 PM
My name is Kelsey, sorry about the first post I just wanted to get the conversation started and my tits are huge. Anyway, I would like to hear anyone's opinion on this film.
Oh, we're going to get along swimmingly then. :smoke:
Quote from: Admiral Yi on December 01, 2009, 03:03:08 PM
Quote from: Neil on December 01, 2009, 02:14:10 PM
That said, it's an interesting turn for Spider-Man, going from kind of a whiny wuss as Peter Parker to being a younger, skinhead version of the Sleeping With the Enemy guy.
Tobie played a bit of a thug in Seabiscuit.
And a prick in The Good German.
Quote from: Syt on December 01, 2009, 03:14:34 PM
And a prick in The Good German.
Yeah, but that didn't really work, did it?
Quote from: tia.electriss on December 01, 2009, 02:04:14 PM
my tits are huge.
So not at all like Natalie Portman then? Good.
And before anybody asks, not my sock.
Quote from: Ed Anger on November 30, 2009, 06:38:22 PM
Quote from: sbr on November 30, 2009, 06:28:21 PM
Natalie Portman sex scene :w00t:
I'd bend her over a table, but I'd need to gag her first. The more I hear her speak, the more I want to vomit.
I can imagine that would turn certain people on...
mh, actually I can't
and I don't want to either.
Quote from: Crazy_Ivan80 on December 01, 2009, 04:46:42 PM
Quote from: Ed Anger on November 30, 2009, 06:38:22 PM
Quote from: sbr on November 30, 2009, 06:28:21 PM
Natalie Portman sex scene :w00t:
I'd bend her over a table, but I'd need to gag her first. The more I hear her speak, the more I want to vomit.
I can imagine that would turn certain people on...
mh, actually I can't
and I don't want to either.
I love the slightly rough stuff. But not too rough. There is fine line between rough play, and a concussion.
tia.electriss, if you show us your tits I'll walk around telling everyone I know to go watch this gayass movie, ok? :)