Natalie Portman's Threesome in "Film of the Year!"

Started by tia.electriss, November 30, 2009, 06:11:52 PM

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tia.electriss

November 30, 2009, 06:11:52 PM
I recently learned about Natalie Portman's new film "Brothers" a few evenings ago on David Letterman.  He went as far as saying,"This is the greatest film in nearly 20 years."  After looking at the cast and finding that 6 time Academy Award Nominee, Jim Sheridan directed "Brothers", I think the film could very well  be a monumental accomplishment.  Portman also divulged that she did her very first sex scene in this flick, and she would most definitely participate in a threesome with Gyllenhaal and Maguire! Maguire's wife was naturally distraught about the comment...but who knows, maybe the two will spread some of that brotherly love! We all know that sharing is caring! :cheers:

Malthus

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November 30, 2009, 06:13:29 PM
Hello, ad bot. How are you?  :D
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November 30, 2009, 06:25:36 PM
In before the abuse.
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sbr

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November 30, 2009, 06:28:21 PM
Natalie Portman sex scene  :w00t:

Razgovory

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November 30, 2009, 06:33:52 PM
I wish I was an ad bot. :(
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Ed Anger

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November 30, 2009, 06:38:22 PM
Quote from: sbr on November 30, 2009, 06:28:21 PM
Natalie Portman sex scene  :w00t:

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Admiral Yi

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November 30, 2009, 06:52:56 PM
Could a bot include a smiley?  Could a bot write that badly?

Ed Anger

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November 30, 2009, 06:54:06 PM
Quote from: Admiral Yi on November 30, 2009, 06:52:56 PM
Could a bot include a smiley?  Could a bot write that badly?

Whoever or whatever it is, I'm about to sexually harass it.

I'm feeling randy.
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November 30, 2009, 06:58:12 PM
Hi tia. Show us yer tits.  :D
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November 30, 2009, 07:06:28 PM
How odd. I would have thought a major film like that wouldn't make use of ad bots for promotion...
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Darth Wagtaros

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November 30, 2009, 07:10:23 PM
Its not an ad bot.  News of our erudite filmographic commentary has spread.
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Ed Anger

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November 30, 2009, 07:16:02 PM
Quote from: Darth Wagtaros on November 30, 2009, 07:10:23 PM
Its not an ad bot.  News of our erudite filmographic commentary has spread.

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November 30, 2009, 07:19:42 PM
The movie studios are so hardup that they're spamming the internet now?
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November 30, 2009, 07:44:40 PM
Quote from: Neil on November 30, 2009, 07:19:42 PM
The movie studios are so hardup that they're spamming the internet now?

They call it "New media marketing".
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