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Title: Best Rejection You've ever gotten?
Post by: Faeelin on October 21, 2009, 07:09:12 PM
So, I asked somebody out who moved to New York a couple of months ago, only to be informed that they hadn't even thought about dating because they had yet to find a peanut butter in New York they like.

So I am curious if anybody has ever been shot down in a similarly creative manner.
Title: Re: Best Rejection You've ever gotten?
Post by: Caliga on October 21, 2009, 07:10:00 PM
I have no experience related to this because I've never actually asked a girl out.  :blush:
Title: Re: Best Rejection You've ever gotten?
Post by: Darth Wagtaros on October 21, 2009, 07:19:44 PM
'Absolutely not." Then she walked away without another word.

Mostly because the other chicks would answer by not giving an answer at all. 

In retrospect
Title: Re: Best Rejection You've ever gotten?
Post by: CountDeMoney on October 21, 2009, 07:21:10 PM
Quote from: Darth Wagtaros on October 21, 2009, 07:19:44 PM
Mostly because the other chicks would answer by not giving an answer at all.

Yes, it's a neat trick they have there.
Title: Re: Best Rejection You've ever gotten?
Post by: Caliga on October 21, 2009, 07:37:38 PM
Y'all should have been like "Can you please go out with me?  That way I might be able to stop compulsively trying to perform autofellatio."  :Embarrass:
Title: Re: Best Rejection You've ever gotten?
Post by: Faeelin on October 21, 2009, 07:39:20 PM
Quote from: Caliga on October 21, 2009, 07:10:00 PM
I have no experience related to this because I've never actually asked a girl out.  :blush:

What, did you storm your wife's house and carry her off Viking style?
Title: Re: Best Rejection You've ever gotten?
Post by: Caliga on October 21, 2009, 07:47:14 PM
Quote from: Faeelin on October 21, 2009, 07:39:20 PM
What, did you storm your wife's house and carry her off Viking style?
Nope, it was more like "hey, let's be friends."

*a week later*

"Oh, it's kinda late and the subway has closed down.  Can I: crash here?"

*two weeks later*

"Oh, I'm extremely horny and since I'm already 'crashing here'....."

:cool:
Title: Re: Best Rejection You've ever gotten?
Post by: Jaron on October 21, 2009, 07:51:05 PM
Quote from: Caliga on October 21, 2009, 07:47:14 PM
Quote from: Faeelin on October 21, 2009, 07:39:20 PM
What, did you storm your wife's house and carry her off Viking style?
Nope, it was more like "hey, let's be friends."

*a week later*

"Oh, it's kinda late and the subway has closed down.  Can I: crash here?"

*two weeks later*

"Oh, I'm extremely horny and since I'm already 'crashing here'....."

:cool:

Freeloader
Title: Re: Best Rejection You've ever gotten?
Post by: Darth Wagtaros on October 21, 2009, 07:53:20 PM
Quote from: Faeelin on October 21, 2009, 07:09:12 PM
So, I asked somebody out who moved to New York a couple of months ago, only to be informed that they hadn't even thought about dating because they had yet to find a peanut butter in New York they like.

So I am curious if anybody has ever been shot down in a similarly creative manner.
Peanut butter.  That street for something that would make Shamesy throw up?
Title: Re: Best Rejection You've ever gotten?
Post by: Darth Wagtaros on October 21, 2009, 07:53:38 PM
Quote from: Jaron on October 21, 2009, 07:51:05 PM
Quote from: Caliga on October 21, 2009, 07:47:14 PM
Quote from: Faeelin on October 21, 2009, 07:39:20 PM
What, did you storm your wife's house and carry her off Viking style?
Nope, it was more like "hey, let's be friends."

*a week later*

"Oh, it's kinda late and the subway has closed down.  Can I: crash here?"

*two weeks later*

"Oh, I'm extremely horny and since I'm already 'crashing here'....."

:cool:

Freeloader
I'm not sure that he was the one who wanted to crash.
Title: Re: Best Rejection You've ever gotten?
Post by: Caliga on October 21, 2009, 07:56:15 PM
Quote from: Darth Wagtaros on October 21, 2009, 07:53:38 PM
I'm not sure that he was the one who wanted to crash.
We kinda switched off on the crashing role IIRC.
Title: Re: Best Rejection You've ever gotten?
Post by: Faeelin on October 21, 2009, 08:21:26 PM
Quote from: Darth Wagtaros on October 21, 2009, 07:53:20 PM
Quote from: Faeelin on October 21, 2009, 07:09:12 PM
So, I asked somebody out who moved to New York a couple of months ago, only to be informed that they hadn't even thought about dating because they had yet to find a peanut butter in New York they like.

So I am curious if anybody has ever been shot down in a similarly creative manner.
Peanut butter.  That street for something that would make Shamesy throw up?

I think I would've had more respect were that so. But he meant crunchy v. creamy, Trader Joe's v. Morton's (local grocery stores), etc. etc. The sad thing is this may have been true.

Title: Re: Best Rejection You've ever gotten?
Post by: Scipio on October 21, 2009, 08:30:42 PM
Quote from: Faeelin on October 21, 2009, 08:21:26 PM
Quote from: Darth Wagtaros on October 21, 2009, 07:53:20 PM
Quote from: Faeelin on October 21, 2009, 07:09:12 PM
So, I asked somebody out who moved to New York a couple of months ago, only to be informed that they hadn't even thought about dating because they had yet to find a peanut butter in New York they like.

So I am curious if anybody has ever been shot down in a similarly creative manner.
Peanut butter.  That street for something that would make Shamesy throw up?

I think I would've had more respect were that so. But he meant crunchy v. creamy, Trader Joe's v. Morton's (local grocery stores), etc. etc. The sad thing is this may have been true.
Big city homos are hilarious.
Title: Re: Best Rejection You've ever gotten?
Post by: I Killed Kenny on October 21, 2009, 08:38:01 PM
"How old are you? show me your id"
Title: Re: Best Rejection You've ever gotten?
Post by: Razgovory on October 21, 2009, 08:40:56 PM
"It's tree frog spawning season."
Title: Re: Best Rejection You've ever gotten?
Post by: DontSayBanana on October 21, 2009, 10:19:39 PM
I've been accused of converting exes to lesbianism before... :unsure:
Title: Re: Best Rejection You've ever gotten?
Post by: garbon on October 21, 2009, 10:22:51 PM
Nothing creative to report.
Title: Re: Best Rejection You've ever gotten?
Post by: BuddhaRhubarb on October 21, 2009, 11:30:10 PM
I've had 3 separate occasions where I met a girl for a date and brought a flower, or flowers, and had the girl (3 different girls, 2 continents) ask incredulously "what's that for? :lol:

now I laugh.
Title: Re: Best Rejection You've ever gotten?
Post by: Eddie Teach on October 22, 2009, 04:09:54 AM
Quote from: BuddhaRhubarb on October 21, 2009, 11:30:10 PM
I've had 3 separate occasions where I met a girl for a date and brought a flower, or flowers, and had the girl (3 different girls, 2 continents) ask incredulously "what's that for? :lol:

now I laugh.

Yeah I hate that.
Title: Re: Best Rejection You've ever gotten?
Post by: Josquius on October 22, 2009, 06:04:38 AM
Quote from: Caliga on October 21, 2009, 07:47:14 PM
Quote from: Faeelin on October 21, 2009, 07:39:20 PM
What, did you storm your wife's house and carry her off Viking style?
Nope, it was more like "hey, let's be friends."

*a week later*

"Oh, it's kinda late and the subway has closed down.  Can I: crash here?"

*two weeks later*

"Oh, I'm extremely horny and since I'm already 'crashing here'....."

:cool:

That sounds risky
Title: Re: Best Rejection You've ever gotten?
Post by: Viking on October 22, 2009, 10:20:45 AM
Quote from: Faeelin on October 21, 2009, 07:39:20 PM
Quote from: Caliga on October 21, 2009, 07:10:00 PM
I have no experience related to this because I've never actually asked a girl out.  :blush:

What, did you storm your wife's house and carry her off Viking style?

? I'm a tender and decent guy, you know.
Title: Re: Best Rejection You've ever gotten?
Post by: Valmy on October 22, 2009, 10:23:02 AM
I know I have gotten some really good ones but I seem to have blocked them all out of my memory.  I am drawing a blank here.  :blush:
Title: Re: Best Rejection You've ever gotten?
Post by: Admiral Yi on October 22, 2009, 10:24:44 AM
"Sorry, I'm a Muslim."
Title: Re: Best Rejection You've ever gotten?
Post by: Grey Fox on October 22, 2009, 10:25:02 AM
"Can I kiss you"
"No"
"Why?"
"I just got raped"

Apparently, it was true.
Title: Re: Best Rejection You've ever gotten?
Post by: Razgovory on October 22, 2009, 10:50:53 AM
Quote from: Grey Fox on October 22, 2009, 10:25:02 AM
"Can I kiss you"
"No"
"Why?"
"I just got raped"

Apparently, it was true.

You aren't suppose to hang around after that.
Title: Re: Best Rejection You've ever gotten?
Post by: Admiral Yi on October 22, 2009, 11:05:38 AM
Brown Wolf wins.
Title: Re: Best Rejection You've ever gotten?
Post by: Malthus on October 22, 2009, 11:06:43 AM
Quote from: Razgovory on October 22, 2009, 10:50:53 AM
Quote from: Grey Fox on October 22, 2009, 10:25:02 AM
"Can I kiss you"
"No"
"Why?"
"I just got raped"

Apparently, it was true.

You aren't suppose to hang around after that.

:lol: :pinch:
Title: Re: Best Rejection You've ever gotten?
Post by: The Brain on October 22, 2009, 11:11:09 AM
Ouch.
Title: Re: Best Rejection You've ever gotten?
Post by: Martinus on October 22, 2009, 11:45:58 AM
"I think I may be able to be happy with a girl."

"I can't do it. I'm a catholic". *begins to put his clothes back on*
Title: Re: Best Rejection You've ever gotten?
Post by: Ed Anger on October 22, 2009, 11:50:51 AM
Sir,

We are unable to accept your novel "Hitler's Sex Kittens" at this time, or ever.

Please don't write us again.

Title: Re: Best Rejection You've ever gotten?
Post by: PDH on October 22, 2009, 11:53:16 AM
Mike had a girl say "It is not me, it is you."

Thank god for some honesty in the world.
Title: Re: Best Rejection You've ever gotten?
Post by: garbon on October 22, 2009, 11:54:19 AM
Oh I did have "Oh I thought about it once, in fact I thought we'd hook up, but you know how once you let those feeling slides, they don't come back?"
Title: Re: Best Rejection You've ever gotten?
Post by: Valmy on October 22, 2009, 12:15:24 PM
Quote from: Admiral Yi on October 22, 2009, 10:24:44 AM
"Sorry, I'm a Muslim."

Yeah I had "I'm a Christian" which led to my follow-up question if she was a Nun.
Title: Re: Best Rejection You've ever gotten?
Post by: MadImmortalMan on October 22, 2009, 12:16:48 PM
"I don't want to go out with you, I just want to have sex right now."

Title: Re: Best Rejection You've ever gotten?
Post by: DisturbedPervert on October 22, 2009, 12:29:30 PM
Invited this sorority chick to a party in SF and she told me she had to study that night.  Several weeks before the date.  And I only asked her out because he friends told me she wanted me to.  I'm getting angry again just thinking about.
Title: Re: Best Rejection You've ever gotten?
Post by: BuddhaRhubarb on October 22, 2009, 12:29:33 PM
Quote from: MadImmortalMan on October 22, 2009, 12:16:48 PM
"I don't want to go out with you, I just want to have sex right now."



:lol: sad but awesome.
Title: Re: Best Rejection You've ever gotten?
Post by: Darth Wagtaros on October 22, 2009, 01:36:18 PM
Quote from: DisturbedPervert on October 22, 2009, 12:29:30 PM
Invited this sorority chick to a party in SF and she told me she had to study that night.  Several weeks before the date.  And I only asked her out because he friends told me she wanted me to.  I'm getting angry again just thinking about.
That's a reason to be pissed.  You are right to be angry.
Title: Re: Best Rejection You've ever gotten?
Post by: DisturbedPervert on October 22, 2009, 01:42:11 PM
Quote from: Darth Wagtaros on October 22, 2009, 01:36:18 PMThat's a reason to be pissed.  You are right to be angry.

I wish I could remember her last name so I could seek my revenge
Title: Re: Best Rejection You've ever gotten?
Post by: Tamas on October 22, 2009, 02:19:22 PM
Quote from: DisturbedPervert on October 22, 2009, 12:29:30 PM
Invited this sorority chick to a party in SF and she told me she had to study that night.  Several weeks before the date.  And I only asked her out because he friends told me she wanted me to.  I'm getting angry again just thinking about.

Isn't the "omg I have to study" line pretty standard?
Title: Re: Best Rejection You've ever gotten?
Post by: Darth Wagtaros on October 22, 2009, 04:14:23 PM
Quote from: Tamas on October 22, 2009, 02:19:22 PM
Quote from: DisturbedPervert on October 22, 2009, 12:29:30 PM
Invited this sorority chick to a party in SF and she told me she had to study that night.  Several weeks before the date.  And I only asked her out because he friends told me she wanted me to.  I'm getting angry again just thinking about.

Isn't the "omg I have to study" line pretty standard?
You are thinking of, "I have to wash my hair."
Title: Re: Best Rejection You've ever gotten?
Post by: Caliga on October 22, 2009, 04:27:35 PM
Quote from: MadImmortalMan on October 22, 2009, 12:16:48 PM
"I don't want to go out with you, I just want to have sex right now."
How is that a rejection?  :huh:
Title: Re: Best Rejection You've ever gotten?
Post by: Faeelin on October 22, 2009, 04:39:50 PM
Quote from: Caliga on October 22, 2009, 04:27:35 PM
Quote from: MadImmortalMan on October 22, 2009, 12:16:48 PM
"I don't want to go out with you, I just want to have sex right now."
How is that a rejection?  :huh:

"And thanks to you, only with women."
Title: Re: Best Rejection You've ever gotten?
Post by: Josquius on October 22, 2009, 04:47:15 PM
Quote from: DisturbedPervert on October 22, 2009, 12:29:30 PM
Invited this sorority chick to a party in SF and she told me she had to study that night.  Several weeks before the date.  And I only asked her out because he friends told me she wanted me to.  I'm getting angry again just thinking about.
Well....I do sometimes know months in advance if I have to study a certain night- if I've a exam within a few days then its a given./
Title: Re: Best Rejection You've ever gotten?
Post by: DGuller on October 22, 2009, 04:52:23 PM
Quote from: Razgovory on October 22, 2009, 10:50:53 AM
Quote from: Grey Fox on October 22, 2009, 10:25:02 AM
"Can I kiss you"
"No"
"Why?"
"I just got raped"

Apparently, it was true.

You aren't suppose to hang around after that.
:face: :XD: :pinch: :lmfao:
Title: Re: Best Rejection You've ever gotten?
Post by: MadImmortalMan on October 22, 2009, 04:54:20 PM
Quote from: Caliga on October 22, 2009, 04:27:35 PM
Quote from: MadImmortalMan on October 22, 2009, 12:16:48 PM
"I don't want to go out with you, I just want to have sex right now."
How is that a rejection?  :huh:


Sadly, I really did like her a lot and wanted to explore having a relationship with her.








I still did it though.  :P
Title: Re: Best Rejection You've ever gotten?
Post by: CountDeMoney on October 22, 2009, 05:52:34 PM
Quote from: Grey Fox on October 22, 2009, 10:25:02 AM
"Can I kiss you"
"No"
"Why?"
"I just got raped"

Apparently, it was true.

So what's that got to do with anything?
Title: Re: Best Rejection You've ever gotten?
Post by: jimmy olsen on October 22, 2009, 06:48:35 PM
Quote from: Grey Fox on October 22, 2009, 10:25:02 AM
"Can I kiss you"
"No"
"Why?"
"I just got raped"

Apparently, it was true.
Damn, what a mood killer. :console:
Title: Re: Best Rejection You've ever gotten?
Post by: Eddie Teach on October 23, 2009, 12:04:18 AM
Quote from: Faeelin on October 21, 2009, 07:09:12 PM
So, I asked somebody out who moved to New York a couple of months ago, only to be informed that they hadn't even thought about dating because they had yet to find a peanut butter in New York they like.

So I am curious if anybody has ever been shot down in a similarly creative manner.

Maybe this was his problem?
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ckl7UJaH7x8 (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ckl7UJaH7x8)
Title: Re: Best Rejection You've ever gotten?
Post by: Martinus on October 23, 2009, 02:44:13 AM
Quote from: CountDeMoney on October 22, 2009, 05:52:34 PM
Quote from: Grey Fox on October 22, 2009, 10:25:02 AM
"Can I kiss you"
"No"
"Why?"
"I just got raped"

Apparently, it was true.

So what's that got to do with anything?

The rapist's seed could be still in her vagina, and since we know GreyFox doesn't use the rubber (OMG TEH SANCTITY!), he could catch something from him?
Title: Re: Best Rejection You've ever gotten?
Post by: Grey Fox on October 23, 2009, 06:55:13 AM
Quote from: Martinus on October 23, 2009, 02:44:13 AM
Quote from: CountDeMoney on October 22, 2009, 05:52:34 PM
Quote from: Grey Fox on October 22, 2009, 10:25:02 AM
"Can I kiss you"
"No"
"Why?"
"I just got raped"

Apparently, it was true.

So what's that got to do with anything?

The rapist's seed could be still in her vagina, and since we know GreyFox doesn't use the rubber (OMG TEH SANCTITY!), he could catch something from him?

Really, I told you guys that? :lol:

I would have used rubber with that girl.
Title: Re: Best Rejection You've ever gotten?
Post by: BuddhaRhubarb on October 23, 2009, 12:38:14 PM
Quote from: Caliga on October 22, 2009, 04:27:35 PM
Quote from: MadImmortalMan on October 22, 2009, 12:16:48 PM
"I don't want to go out with you, I just want to have sex right now."
How is that a rejection?  :huh:

because she's implying that she doesn't want to sex him.