Best Rejection You've ever gotten?

[Faeelin]

So, I asked somebody out who moved to New York a couple of months ago, only to be informed that they hadn't even thought about dating because they had yet to find a peanut butter in New York they like.

So I am curious if anybody has ever been shot down in a similarly creative manner.

[Caliga]

I have no experience related to this because I've never actually asked a girl out. 

[Darth Wagtaros]

'Absolutely not." Then she walked away without another word.

Mostly because the other chicks would answer by not giving an answer at all. 

In retrospect

[CountDeMoney]

Mostly because the other chicks would answer by not giving an answer at all.

Yes, it's a neat trick they have there.

[Caliga]

Y'all should have been like "Can you please go out with me?  That way I might be able to stop compulsively trying to perform autofellatio." 

[Faeelin]

I have no experience related to this because I've never actually asked a girl out. 

What, did you storm your wife's house and carry her off Viking style?

[Caliga]

What, did you storm your wife's house and carry her off Viking style?

Nope, it was more like "hey, let's be friends."

*a week later*

"Oh, it's kinda late and the subway has closed down.  Can I: crash here?"

*two weeks later*

"Oh, I'm extremely horny and since I'm already 'crashing here'....."

[Jaron]

What, did you storm your wife's house and carry her off Viking style?

Nope, it was more like "hey, let's be friends."

*a week later*

"Oh, it's kinda late and the subway has closed down.  Can I: crash here?"

*two weeks later*

"Oh, I'm extremely horny and since I'm already 'crashing here'....."

Freeloader

[Darth Wagtaros]

So, I asked somebody out who moved to New York a couple of months ago, only to be informed that they hadn't even thought about dating because they had yet to find a peanut butter in New York they like.

So I am curious if anybody has ever been shot down in a similarly creative manner.

Peanut butter.  That street for something that would make Shamesy throw up?

[Darth Wagtaros]

What, did you storm your wife's house and carry her off Viking style?

Nope, it was more like "hey, let's be friends."

*a week later*

"Oh, it's kinda late and the subway has closed down.  Can I: crash here?"

*two weeks later*

"Oh, I'm extremely horny and since I'm already 'crashing here'....."

Freeloader

I'm not sure that he was the one who wanted to crash.

[Caliga]

I'm not sure that he was the one who wanted to crash.

We kinda switched off on the crashing role IIRC.

[Faeelin]

So, I asked somebody out who moved to New York a couple of months ago, only to be informed that they hadn't even thought about dating because they had yet to find a peanut butter in New York they like.

So I am curious if anybody has ever been shot down in a similarly creative manner.

Peanut butter.  That street for something that would make Shamesy throw up?

I think I would've had more respect were that so. But he meant crunchy v. creamy, Trader Joe's v. Morton's (local grocery stores), etc. etc. The sad thing is this may have been true.

[Scipio]

So, I asked somebody out who moved to New York a couple of months ago, only to be informed that they hadn't even thought about dating because they had yet to find a peanut butter in New York they like.

So I am curious if anybody has ever been shot down in a similarly creative manner.

Peanut butter.  That street for something that would make Shamesy throw up?

I think I would've had more respect were that so. But he meant crunchy v. creamy, Trader Joe's v. Morton's (local grocery stores), etc. etc. The sad thing is this may have been true.

Big city homos are hilarious.

[I Killed Kenny]

"How old are you? show me your id"

[Razgovory]

"It's tree frog spawning season."