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Best Rejection You've ever gotten?

Started by Faeelin, October 21, 2009, 07:09:12 PM

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PDH

#30
October 22, 2009, 11:53:16 AM
Mike had a girl say "It is not me, it is you."

Thank god for some honesty in the world.
I have come to believe that the whole world is an enigma, a harmless enigma that is made terrible by our own mad attempt to interpret it as though it had an underlying truth.
-Umberto Eco

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"I'm pretty sure my level of depression has nothing to do with how much of a fucking asshole you are."

-CdM

garbon

#31
October 22, 2009, 11:54:19 AM
Oh I did have "Oh I thought about it once, in fact I thought we'd hook up, but you know how once you let those feeling slides, they don't come back?"
"I've never been quite sure what the point of a eunuch is, if truth be told. It seems to me they're only men with the useful bits cut off."
I drank because I wanted to drown my sorrows, but now the damned things have learned to swim.

Valmy

#32
October 22, 2009, 12:15:24 PM
Quote from: Admiral Yi on October 22, 2009, 10:24:44 AM
"Sorry, I'm a Muslim."

Yeah I had "I'm a Christian" which led to my follow-up question if she was a Nun.
Quote"This is a Russian warship. I propose you lay down arms and surrender to avoid bloodshed & unnecessary victims. Otherwise, you'll be bombed."

Zmiinyi defenders: "Russian warship, go fuck yourself."

MadImmortalMan

#33
October 22, 2009, 12:16:48 PM
"I don't want to go out with you, I just want to have sex right now."

"Stability is destabilizing." --Hyman Minsky

"Complacency can be a self-denying prophecy."
"We have nothing to fear but lack of fear itself." --Larry Summers

DisturbedPervert

#34
October 22, 2009, 12:29:30 PM
Invited this sorority chick to a party in SF and she told me she had to study that night.  Several weeks before the date.  And I only asked her out because he friends told me she wanted me to.  I'm getting angry again just thinking about.

BuddhaRhubarb

#35
October 22, 2009, 12:29:33 PM
Quote from: MadImmortalMan on October 22, 2009, 12:16:48 PM
"I don't want to go out with you, I just want to have sex right now."



:lol: sad but awesome.
:p

Darth Wagtaros

#36
October 22, 2009, 01:36:18 PM
Quote from: DisturbedPervert on October 22, 2009, 12:29:30 PM
Invited this sorority chick to a party in SF and she told me she had to study that night.  Several weeks before the date.  And I only asked her out because he friends told me she wanted me to.  I'm getting angry again just thinking about.
That's a reason to be pissed.  You are right to be angry.
PDH!

DisturbedPervert

#37
October 22, 2009, 01:42:11 PM
Quote from: Darth Wagtaros on October 22, 2009, 01:36:18 PMThat's a reason to be pissed.  You are right to be angry.

I wish I could remember her last name so I could seek my revenge

Tamas

#38
October 22, 2009, 02:19:22 PM
Quote from: DisturbedPervert on October 22, 2009, 12:29:30 PM
Invited this sorority chick to a party in SF and she told me she had to study that night.  Several weeks before the date.  And I only asked her out because he friends told me she wanted me to.  I'm getting angry again just thinking about.

Isn't the "omg I have to study" line pretty standard?

Darth Wagtaros

#39
October 22, 2009, 04:14:23 PM
Quote from: Tamas on October 22, 2009, 02:19:22 PM
Quote from: DisturbedPervert on October 22, 2009, 12:29:30 PM
Invited this sorority chick to a party in SF and she told me she had to study that night.  Several weeks before the date.  And I only asked her out because he friends told me she wanted me to.  I'm getting angry again just thinking about.

Isn't the "omg I have to study" line pretty standard?
You are thinking of, "I have to wash my hair."
PDH!

Caliga

#40
October 22, 2009, 04:27:35 PM
Quote from: MadImmortalMan on October 22, 2009, 12:16:48 PM
"I don't want to go out with you, I just want to have sex right now."
How is that a rejection?  :huh:
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Faeelin

#41
October 22, 2009, 04:39:50 PM
Quote from: Caliga on October 22, 2009, 04:27:35 PM
Quote from: MadImmortalMan on October 22, 2009, 12:16:48 PM
"I don't want to go out with you, I just want to have sex right now."
How is that a rejection?  :huh:

"And thanks to you, only with women."

Josquius

#42
October 22, 2009, 04:47:15 PM
Quote from: DisturbedPervert on October 22, 2009, 12:29:30 PM
Invited this sorority chick to a party in SF and she told me she had to study that night.  Several weeks before the date.  And I only asked her out because he friends told me she wanted me to.  I'm getting angry again just thinking about.
Well....I do sometimes know months in advance if I have to study a certain night- if I've a exam within a few days then its a given./
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DGuller

#43
October 22, 2009, 04:52:23 PM
Quote from: Razgovory on October 22, 2009, 10:50:53 AM
Quote from: Grey Fox on October 22, 2009, 10:25:02 AM
"Can I kiss you"
"No"
"Why?"
"I just got raped"

Apparently, it was true.

You aren't suppose to hang around after that.
:face: :XD: :pinch: :lmfao:

MadImmortalMan

#44
October 22, 2009, 04:54:20 PM
Quote from: Caliga on October 22, 2009, 04:27:35 PM
Quote from: MadImmortalMan on October 22, 2009, 12:16:48 PM
"I don't want to go out with you, I just want to have sex right now."
How is that a rejection?  :huh:


Sadly, I really did like her a lot and wanted to explore having a relationship with her.








I still did it though.  :P
"Stability is destabilizing." --Hyman Minsky

"Complacency can be a self-denying prophecy."
"We have nothing to fear but lack of fear itself." --Larry Summers
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