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Best Rejection You've ever gotten?

Started by Faeelin, October 21, 2009, 07:09:12 PM

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PDH

#30
October 22, 2009, 11:53:16 AM
Mike had a girl say "It is not me, it is you."

Thank god for some honesty in the world.
I have come to believe that the whole world is an enigma, a harmless enigma that is made terrible by our own mad attempt to interpret it as though it had an underlying truth.
-Umberto Eco

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garbon

#31
October 22, 2009, 11:54:19 AM
Oh I did have "Oh I thought about it once, in fact I thought we'd hook up, but you know how once you let those feeling slides, they don't come back?"
"I've never been quite sure what the point of a eunuch is, if truth be told. It seems to me they're only men with the useful bits cut off."
I drank because I wanted to drown my sorrows, but now the damned things have learned to swim.

Valmy

#32
October 22, 2009, 12:15:24 PM
Quote from: Admiral Yi on October 22, 2009, 10:24:44 AM
"Sorry, I'm a Muslim."

Yeah I had "I'm a Christian" which led to my follow-up question if she was a Nun.
Quote"This is a Russian warship. I propose you lay down arms and surrender to avoid bloodshed & unnecessary victims. Otherwise, you'll be bombed."

Zmiinyi defenders: "Russian warship, go fuck yourself."

QuoteAs democracy is perfected, the office of president represents, more and more closely, the inner soul of the people. On some great and glorious day the plain folks of the land will reach their heart's desire at last and the White House will be adorned by a downright moron.

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MadImmortalMan

#33
October 22, 2009, 12:16:48 PM
"I don't want to go out with you, I just want to have sex right now."

"Stability is destabilizing." --Hyman Minsky

"Complacency can be a self-denying prophecy."
"We have nothing to fear but lack of fear itself." --Larry Summers

DisturbedPervert

#34
October 22, 2009, 12:29:30 PM
Invited this sorority chick to a party in SF and she told me she had to study that night.  Several weeks before the date.  And I only asked her out because he friends told me she wanted me to.  I'm getting angry again just thinking about.

BuddhaRhubarb

#35
October 22, 2009, 12:29:33 PM
Quote from: MadImmortalMan on October 22, 2009, 12:16:48 PM
"I don't want to go out with you, I just want to have sex right now."



:lol: sad but awesome.
:p

Darth Wagtaros

#36
October 22, 2009, 01:36:18 PM
Quote from: DisturbedPervert on October 22, 2009, 12:29:30 PM
Invited this sorority chick to a party in SF and she told me she had to study that night.  Several weeks before the date.  And I only asked her out because he friends told me she wanted me to.  I'm getting angry again just thinking about.
That's a reason to be pissed.  You are right to be angry.
Do Mandroids Dream of Eclectic Sheep?

DisturbedPervert

#37
October 22, 2009, 01:42:11 PM
Quote from: Darth Wagtaros on October 22, 2009, 01:36:18 PMThat's a reason to be pissed.  You are right to be angry.

I wish I could remember her last name so I could seek my revenge

Tamas

#38
October 22, 2009, 02:19:22 PM
Quote from: DisturbedPervert on October 22, 2009, 12:29:30 PM
Invited this sorority chick to a party in SF and she told me she had to study that night.  Several weeks before the date.  And I only asked her out because he friends told me she wanted me to.  I'm getting angry again just thinking about.

Isn't the "omg I have to study" line pretty standard?

Darth Wagtaros

#39
October 22, 2009, 04:14:23 PM
Quote from: Tamas on October 22, 2009, 02:19:22 PM
Quote from: DisturbedPervert on October 22, 2009, 12:29:30 PM
Invited this sorority chick to a party in SF and she told me she had to study that night.  Several weeks before the date.  And I only asked her out because he friends told me she wanted me to.  I'm getting angry again just thinking about.

Isn't the "omg I have to study" line pretty standard?
You are thinking of, "I have to wash my hair."
Do Mandroids Dream of Eclectic Sheep?

Caliga

#40
October 22, 2009, 04:27:35 PM
Quote from: MadImmortalMan on October 22, 2009, 12:16:48 PM
"I don't want to go out with you, I just want to have sex right now."
How is that a rejection?  :huh:
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Faeelin

#41
October 22, 2009, 04:39:50 PM
Quote from: Caliga on October 22, 2009, 04:27:35 PM
Quote from: MadImmortalMan on October 22, 2009, 12:16:48 PM
"I don't want to go out with you, I just want to have sex right now."
How is that a rejection?  :huh:

"And thanks to you, only with women."

Josquius

#42
October 22, 2009, 04:47:15 PM
Quote from: DisturbedPervert on October 22, 2009, 12:29:30 PM
Invited this sorority chick to a party in SF and she told me she had to study that night.  Several weeks before the date.  And I only asked her out because he friends told me she wanted me to.  I'm getting angry again just thinking about.
Well....I do sometimes know months in advance if I have to study a certain night- if I've a exam within a few days then its a given./
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DGuller

#43
October 22, 2009, 04:52:23 PM
Quote from: Razgovory on October 22, 2009, 10:50:53 AM
Quote from: Grey Fox on October 22, 2009, 10:25:02 AM
"Can I kiss you"
"No"
"Why?"
"I just got raped"

Apparently, it was true.

You aren't suppose to hang around after that.
:face: :XD: :pinch: :lmfao:

MadImmortalMan

#44
October 22, 2009, 04:54:20 PM
Quote from: Caliga on October 22, 2009, 04:27:35 PM
Quote from: MadImmortalMan on October 22, 2009, 12:16:48 PM
"I don't want to go out with you, I just want to have sex right now."
How is that a rejection?  :huh:


Sadly, I really did like her a lot and wanted to explore having a relationship with her.








I still did it though.  :P
"Stability is destabilizing." --Hyman Minsky

"Complacency can be a self-denying prophecy."
"We have nothing to fear but lack of fear itself." --Larry Summers
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