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Best Rejection You've ever gotten?

Started by Faeelin, October 21, 2009, 07:09:12 PM

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DontSayBanana

#15
October 21, 2009, 10:19:39 PM
I've been accused of converting exes to lesbianism before... :unsure:
Experience bij!

garbon

#16
October 21, 2009, 10:22:51 PM
Nothing creative to report.
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BuddhaRhubarb

#17
October 21, 2009, 11:30:10 PM
I've had 3 separate occasions where I met a girl for a date and brought a flower, or flowers, and had the girl (3 different girls, 2 continents) ask incredulously "what's that for? :lol:

now I laugh.
:p

Eddie Teach

#18
October 22, 2009, 04:09:54 AM
Quote from: BuddhaRhubarb on October 21, 2009, 11:30:10 PM
I've had 3 separate occasions where I met a girl for a date and brought a flower, or flowers, and had the girl (3 different girls, 2 continents) ask incredulously "what's that for? :lol:

now I laugh.

Yeah I hate that.
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Josquius

#19
October 22, 2009, 06:04:38 AM
Quote from: Caliga on October 21, 2009, 07:47:14 PM
Quote from: Faeelin on October 21, 2009, 07:39:20 PM
What, did you storm your wife's house and carry her off Viking style?
Nope, it was more like "hey, let's be friends."

*a week later*

"Oh, it's kinda late and the subway has closed down.  Can I: crash here?"

*two weeks later*

"Oh, I'm extremely horny and since I'm already 'crashing here'....."

:cool:

That sounds risky
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Viking

#20
October 22, 2009, 10:20:45 AM
Quote from: Faeelin on October 21, 2009, 07:39:20 PM
Quote from: Caliga on October 21, 2009, 07:10:00 PM
I have no experience related to this because I've never actually asked a girl out.  :blush:

What, did you storm your wife's house and carry her off Viking style?

? I'm a tender and decent guy, you know.
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First Corollary - "You cannot have too many soldiers, only too few supplies."
Second Maxim - "Be willing to exchange a bad idea for a good one."
Second Corollary - "You can only be wrong or agree with me."

A terrorist which starts a slaughter quoting Locke, Burke and Mill has completely missed the point.
The fact remains that the only person or group to applaud the Norway massacre are random Islamists.

Valmy

#21
October 22, 2009, 10:23:02 AM
I know I have gotten some really good ones but I seem to have blocked them all out of my memory.  I am drawing a blank here.  :blush:
Quote"This is a Russian warship. I propose you lay down arms and surrender to avoid bloodshed & unnecessary victims. Otherwise, you'll be bombed."

Zmiinyi defenders: "Russian warship, go fuck yourself."

Admiral Yi

#22
October 22, 2009, 10:24:44 AM
"Sorry, I'm a Muslim."

Grey Fox

#23
October 22, 2009, 10:25:02 AM
"Can I kiss you"
"No"
"Why?"
"I just got raped"

Apparently, it was true.
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Razgovory

#24
October 22, 2009, 10:50:53 AM
Quote from: Grey Fox on October 22, 2009, 10:25:02 AM
"Can I kiss you"
"No"
"Why?"
"I just got raped"

Apparently, it was true.

You aren't suppose to hang around after that.
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Malthus

#26
October 22, 2009, 11:06:43 AM
Quote from: Razgovory on October 22, 2009, 10:50:53 AM
Quote from: Grey Fox on October 22, 2009, 10:25:02 AM
"Can I kiss you"
"No"
"Why?"
"I just got raped"

Apparently, it was true.

You aren't suppose to hang around after that.

:lol: :pinch:
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The Brain

#27
October 22, 2009, 11:11:09 AM
Ouch.
Women want me. Men want to be with me.

Martinus

#28
October 22, 2009, 11:45:58 AM
"I think I may be able to be happy with a girl."

"I can't do it. I'm a catholic". *begins to put his clothes back on*

Ed Anger

#29
October 22, 2009, 11:50:51 AM
Sir,

We are unable to accept your novel "Hitler's Sex Kittens" at this time, or ever.

Please don't write us again.
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