I will have one spare ticket to the Wyoming-Texas game...if you drive up here, I will treat you to the experience of getting to see your Longhorns destroy my Cowboys...
:o
That's one hell of an offer.
Yeah, especially as I can legally sell it the day of the game for hundreds of dollars...
You know what? That is definitely a once in a lifetime sort of offer.
I will see what I can work out.
We expect an AAR with pictures.
Wow. Sweet.
How far a drive is it?
Quote from: Barrister on July 28, 2009, 05:54:28 PM
How far a drive is it?
Less of drive then me coming to see you, just barely :lol:
So does that mean you're not coming to visit kat? :cry:
Valmy's going to wake up in a surrounded by ice in a motel bathtub missing a kidney or two :P
Austin to Laramie - LONG FUCKING WAY...1100 miles...
Still, he gets the chance to dine at a place where Kat ate, so it is likely worth it.
Quote from: PDH on July 28, 2009, 06:29:25 PM
Austin to Laramie - LONG FUCKING WAY...1100 miles...
Still, he gets the chance to dine at a place where Kat ate, so it is likely worth it.
Have they rebuilt since then?
Dept of Health had them closed for a year or so, but with some bribes they have reopened.
(Valmy, I was actually thinking a Southwest Airlines to Denver would be cheaper and faster...)
Wow, I'm glad that everyone loves the PM system.
Quote from: PDH on July 28, 2009, 06:37:48 PM
Dept of Health had them closed for a year or so, but with some bribes they have reopened.
(Valmy, I was actually thinking a Southwest Airlines to Denver would be cheaper and faster...)
But then he would miss some of the most scenic soybean fields in the entire planet.
Quote from: garbon on July 28, 2009, 06:39:38 PM
Wow, I'm glad that everyone loves the PM system.
Fuck you, I was making a public display.
Art for art's sake.
Quote from: garbon on July 28, 2009, 06:39:38 PM
Wow, I'm glad that everyone loves the PM system.
But then how would we get colour* commentary from our resident exasperated gay black man :P
*after rereading this, that part sounds odd :LOL:
Quote from: PDH on July 28, 2009, 06:48:16 PM
Fuck you, I was making a public display.
Art for art's sake.
Map sucks. :blurgh:
Quote from: HVC on July 28, 2009, 06:49:34 PM
Quote from: garbon on July 28, 2009, 06:39:38 PM
Wow, I'm glad that everyone loves the PM system.
But then how would we get colour* commentary from our resident exasperated gay black man :P
*after rereading this, that part sounds odd :LOL:
Raciss.
Oh and I write in rainbows, no monochrome bullshit for me. :angry:
do you dot your "i"'s with hearts? :P
Quote from: garbon on July 28, 2009, 06:56:39 PM
Oh and I write in rainbows, no monochrome bullshit for me. :angry:
Like the second coming of OHGamer...
^_^ Away games are pretty fun to go to. Get pictures, Valmy!
Edit: This reminds me (and PMs suck). HEY BERKUT! If you see this, tell me about attending University of Arizona football games. Is it difficult to get tickets? Which sections are good for visiting fans if they can't necessarily sit near their own kind, but don't want to be harassed constantly? It's for science, you see....:ph34r:
He probably won't see this.
It looks like I can fly to Denver and back at about half the price it would cost me to fly to Laramie and back.
Of course that creates the dilemma of how to get from Denver to Laramie :P
My Uncle lives in Denver so I will ask him.
Quote from: Valmy on July 28, 2009, 08:06:31 PM
Of course that creates the dilemma of how to get from Denver to Laramie :P
(https://languish.org/forums/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.welcometoherefordshire.com%2Fimages%2FHitchhike.jpg&hash=62c9ed8c8057816894eb54de9fba2f82daa6a03a)
It'll be fun! :P
Quote from: ulmont on July 28, 2009, 07:09:54 PM
Like the second coming of OHGamer...
Please never speak to me again, thx.
Quote from: garbon on July 28, 2009, 06:39:38 PM
Wow, I'm glad that everyone loves the PM system.
Envy?
Quote from: garbon on July 28, 2009, 11:00:46 PM
Quote from: ulmont on July 28, 2009, 07:09:54 PM
Like the second coming of OHGamer...
Please never speak to me again, thx.
That was mean.
WTF is Ulmont, anyway?
As far as I can figure, he's some left-wing, black nationalist from Mozambique.
Quote from: Siege on July 28, 2009, 11:11:34 PM
That was mean.
Yes comparing someone to OHGamer is unspeakably mean. I wouldn't even say such a thing to my worst enemies.
Quote from: garbon on July 28, 2009, 11:15:48 PM
Quote from: Siege on July 28, 2009, 11:11:34 PM
That was mean.
Yes comparing someone to OHGamer is unspeakably mean. I wouldn't even say such a thing to my worst enemies.
You're both gay.
Quote from: Peter Wiggin on July 29, 2009, 12:05:26 AM
You're both gay.
Marty's gay too, that doesn't mean we have anything substantial in common. :mellow:
Quote from: garbon on July 28, 2009, 11:15:48 PM
Quote from: Siege on July 28, 2009, 11:11:34 PM
That was mean.
Yes comparing someone to OHGamer is unspeakably mean. I wouldn't even say such a thing to my worst enemies.
Actually he compared you to OHGamer's second ejaculation.
Quote from: Habbaku on July 28, 2009, 11:14:05 PM
As far as I can figure, he's some left-wing, black nationalist from Mozambique.
:lol:
Quote from: Peter Wiggin on July 29, 2009, 12:05:26 AM
Quote from: garbon on July 28, 2009, 11:15:48 PM
Quote from: Siege on July 28, 2009, 11:11:34 PM
That was mean.
Yes comparing someone to OHGamer is unspeakably mean. I wouldn't even say such a thing to my worst enemies.
You're both gay.
And both post in rainbow colored text, at least per Garbon's latest missive.
Quote from: Valmy on July 28, 2009, 08:06:31 PM
It looks like I can fly to Denver and back at about half the price it would cost me to fly to Laramie and back.
Of course that creates the dilemma of how to get from Denver to Laramie :P
My Uncle lives in Denver so I will ask him.
See the fun part is that I have a car, and Denver is just two hours away...
Quote from: PDH on July 29, 2009, 09:08:56 AM
See the fun part is that I have a car, and Denver is just two hours away...
Wow man thanks a ton! You also have someplace I can crash at? Ok I shall book the tickets and let you know.
I will try to get in Friday and leave Sunday if that works for you.
Quote from: Valmy on July 29, 2009, 10:20:06 AM
Quote from: PDH on July 29, 2009, 09:08:56 AM
See the fun part is that I have a car, and Denver is just two hours away...
Wow man thanks a ton! You also have someplace I can crash at? Ok I shall book the tickets and let you know.
I will try to get in Friday and leave Sunday if that works for you.
I have a couch...and blankets...you know from elsewhere why my housing arrangements are a bit...odd.
PDH is nice, almost makes me think he's out to have sex with/kill you
Quote from: Grey Fox on July 29, 2009, 10:36:27 AM
PDH is nice, almost makes me think he's out to have sex with/kill you
I just want one kidney.
Ah. The truth comes out!
I think it's worth the price.
Quote from: garbon on July 28, 2009, 06:39:38 PM
Wow, I'm glad that everyone loves the PM system.
Prime Ministers are directly accountable to the legislative branch daily through question period, so it's an important feature of parliamentary democracies. obviously it's also an important part of kidney collection as well as yanqui football.
Quote from: ulmont on July 29, 2009, 07:57:58 AM
And both post in rainbow colored text, at least per Garbon's latest missive.
Perhaps Fagobamanation has changed his ways, but when I last encountered him, he was in love with pink.
Only Garbon could find something bad to say about this thread.
Quote from: garbon on July 29, 2009, 11:35:19 AM
Quote from: ulmont on July 29, 2009, 07:57:58 AM
And both post in rainbow colored text, at least per Garbon's latest missive.
Perhaps Fagobamanation has changed his ways, but when I last encountered him, he was in love with pink.
His signature and a couple of VIP thread-starting posts had all sorts of colors. He may still be using pink generally, I didn't spend enough time looking to find any posts from today or anything.
Quote from: crazy canuck on July 29, 2009, 11:48:01 AM
Only Garbon could find something bad to say about this thread.
Several others suggested PDH was looking to harvest organs. That's not bad? :huh:
Quote from: Peter Wiggin on July 29, 2009, 01:57:34 PM
Quote from: crazy canuck on July 29, 2009, 11:48:01 AM
Only Garbon could find something bad to say about this thread.
Several others suggested PDH was looking to harvest organs. That's not bad? :huh:
What is wrong with that?
Quote from: PDH on July 29, 2009, 10:22:25 AM
I have a couch...and blankets...you know from elsewhere why my housing arrangements are a bit...odd.
That is all I need.
Bring both kidneys, you will need the spare one.
Quote from: PDH on July 30, 2009, 08:31:40 PM
Bring both kidneys, you will need the spare one.
That is a small price to pay to see Colt McCoy.
Paid my friend for them today, 2 tickets...sorry, not in the AD's box, but ok seats :)
Alright I have the plane ticket:
Fri Sep 11 1308 Depart Austin(AUS) at 01:55 PM
Arrive in Denver(DEN) at 03:10 PM
Sun Sep 13 1772 Depart Denver(DEN) at 09:10 AM
Arrive in Austin(AUS) at 12:20 PM
Quote from: Valmy on August 04, 2009, 09:05:41 PM
Alright I have the plane ticket:
Sep 11
An auspicious day to fly indeed. :)
Quote from: Valmy on August 04, 2009, 09:05:41 PM
Alright I have the plane ticket:
Fri Sep 11 1308 Depart Austin(AUS) at 01:55 PM
Arrive in Denver(DEN) at 03:10 PM
Sun Sep 13 1772 Depart Denver(DEN) at 09:10 AM
Arrive in Austin(AUS) at 12:20 PM
so leaving laramie at 5am sunday?
Quote from: Caliga on August 04, 2009, 09:07:14 PM
An auspicious day to fly indeed. :)
Some terrorists are going to ram my plane into Pike's Peak.
Quote from: katmai on August 04, 2009, 09:08:36 PM
so leaving laramie at 5am sunday?
Hush you!
It was either that or get into Austin at midnight. BUT I am sure PDH and I can work out something that works....like he can make me start walking right after the game or something.
Anyway, return flight is just for show.
As long as Valmy doesn't mind my digging up and playing old metal CDs at 5am to keep me awake on the drive, I am cool with it.
IRON MAIDEN :punk:
I was actually thinking of finding some old Manowar CDs...THAT music should annoy the fucker after his Texas team wins 235-0...
My religious wacko mother in law loves it when I sing (scream?) along to "Two Minutes To Midnight" in the car.
TIME TO KILL
THE UNBORN IN THE WOOOO-OOOOOOMB! :punk: :menace:
Quote from: Caliga on August 05, 2009, 08:50:24 AM
My religious wacko mother in law loves it when I sing (scream?) along to "Two Minutes To Midnight" in the car.
TIME TO KILL
THE UNBORN IN THE WOOOO-OOOOOOMB! :punk: :menace:
Try Alice in Chains
Man in the Box. The 'Deny your maker' part should be fun.
Quote from: PDH on August 05, 2009, 08:28:56 AM
I was actually thinking of finding some old Manowar CDs...THAT music should annoy the fucker after his Texas team wins 235-0...
Screaming vikings are a justifiable sacrifice :bleeding:
Oh jesus, what have I done? Sure, Texas was alway going to kill Wyoming, but now with Valmy coming here...BILL FROM SINTON has a direct pipeline to Laramie...
This may go down as the worst loss ever, worse than Ga Tech beating Cumberland College 222-0....
Quote from: PDH on August 19, 2009, 08:34:57 AM
Oh jesus, what have I done? Sure, Texas was alway going to kill Wyoming, but now with Valmy coming here...BILL FROM SINTON has a direct pipeline to Laramie...
This may go down as the worst loss ever, worse than Ga Tech beating Cumberland College 222-0....
It is Bill in Sinton not Bill from Sinton!
And he has a direct pipeline to anywhere Texas plays. He is like some sort of elderly bandwagoning guardian angel.
Is Bill still active? I haven't checked on Longhorn boards in quite a while.
Quote from: Ed Anger on August 19, 2009, 03:44:40 PM
Is Bill still active? I haven't checked on Longhorn boards in quite a while.
He showed up right at the end of the College Baseball season when the team was in the College World Series then vanished when they lost in the finals.
I suspect he will be there cheerleading once the season gets started...just over two weeks from now.
Quick search reveals:
QuoteBill in Sinton
2500+ posts
06/29/09 10:15 AM
RIP to a great Horn (Farrah Fossett)
She attended UT from 1966 to 1968 before going to Hollywood and becoming a legend. While here she dated QB Gregg Lott and I think they remained great friends for life. No doubt she went to UT games and cheered our Horns. RIP Farrah!
If this IS him, I love conflating Farrah with Steve...
Quote from: PDH on August 19, 2009, 04:27:34 PM
Quick search reveals:
QuoteBill in Sinton
2500+ posts
06/29/09 10:15 AM
RIP to a great Horn (Farrah Fossett)
She attended UT from 1966 to 1968 before going to Hollywood and becoming a legend. While here she dated QB Gregg Lott and I think they remained great friends for life. No doubt she went to UT games and cheered our Horns. RIP Farrah!
If this IS him, I love conflating Farrah with Steve...
Oh yeah that is him.
Maybe we should wear "God Bless Bill in Sinton" T-Shirts...
Quote from: PDH on August 20, 2009, 03:34:04 PM
Maybe we should wear "God Bless Bill in Sinton" T-Shirts...
I think you guys should wear orange g-strings and chaps.
No thanks, that sounds like it might be taken the wrong way.
I am wearing my FUCK BYU shirt, my giant foam cowboy hat, and UWyo jogging shorts...and NOTHING ELSE.
Quote from: PDH on August 20, 2009, 03:38:08 PM
No thanks, that sounds like it might be taken the wrong way.
I am wearing my FUCK BYU shirt, my giant foam cowboy hat, and UWyo jogging shorts...and NOTHING ELSE.
Just Valmy then.
Quote from: Admiral Yi on August 20, 2009, 03:35:47 PM
I think you guys should wear orange g-strings and chaps.
I planned on wearing that when I met PDH at the airport. Way to ruin the surprise!
Quote from: PDH on August 20, 2009, 03:34:04 PM
Maybe we should wear "God Bless Bill in Sinton" T-Shirts...
We should! :w00t:
Quote from: PDH on August 20, 2009, 03:38:08 PM
I am wearing my FUCK BYU shirt, my giant foam cowboy hat, and UWyo jogging shorts...and NOTHING ELSE.
Jim McMahon rocks.
Quote from: Ed Anger on August 20, 2009, 03:54:19 PM
Quote from: PDH on August 20, 2009, 03:38:08 PM
I am wearing my FUCK BYU shirt, my giant foam cowboy hat, and UWyo jogging shorts...and NOTHING ELSE.
Jim McMahon rocks.
He wasn't ever really a BYU type...so he is always forgiven.
Valmy, the tickets are in my grubby little hands...quite tempted to sell them for whatever the goobers are paying for them, but I shall be good.
Quote from: PDH on August 27, 2009, 08:46:29 PM
Valmy, the tickets are in my grubby little hands...quite tempted to sell them for whatever the goobers are paying for them, but I shall be good.
You better not. I got my 'I <3 Colt McCoy' tattoo and I want to put it to good use.
Did you also get the picture of Colt with the porn-stache tattooed on your chest?
Quote from: PDH on August 28, 2009, 06:52:25 AM
Did you also get the picture of Colt with the porn-stache tattooed on your chest?
That was bizarre.
He grew that thing to honor Texas' 70s QB Marty Akins.
(https://languish.org/forums/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fblog.kir.com%2Farchives%2FMarty%2520Akins.jpg&hash=7e8fda2eb052be744bca6c15a7534d975b9820a8)
His stache was so prominent you could see it from the upper deck. People said he took the 'wish out of the wishbone' whatever the fuck that means.
Akins' mother died recently so I guess Colt found the need to grow a 70s style mustache of solidarity.
Since Colt is blonde and still looks 12 his attempt: failed.
Quote from: PDH on August 28, 2009, 08:35:25 AM
Since Colt is blonde and still looks 12 his attempt: failed.
I agree it is rather comical. The sad thing is it probably took him months to grow it.
Make sure to feed Val Chili made in a non-Texan way. I've never met a Texan that doesn't spazz out when encountering Chili that isn't made they way they expect.
Quote from: Ed Anger on August 28, 2009, 09:22:05 AM
Make sure to feed Val Chili made the non-Texan way. I've never met a Texan that doesn't spazz out when encountering Chili that isn't made they way they expect.
That is because Chili is sacred.
Quote from: Valmy on August 28, 2009, 09:22:51 AM
Quote from: Ed Anger on August 28, 2009, 09:22:05 AM
Make sure to feed Val Chili made the non-Texan way. I've never met a Texan that doesn't spazz out when encountering Chili that isn't made they way they expect.
That is because Chili is sacred.
You people are Chili nazis.
Quote from: Ed Anger on August 28, 2009, 09:23:08 AM
You people are Chili nazis.
Ein Reich, ein Volk, ein way to make Chili!
Quote from: Valmy on August 28, 2009, 09:24:36 AM
Quote from: Ed Anger on August 28, 2009, 09:23:08 AM
You people are Chili nazis.
Ein Reich, ein Volk, ein way to make Chili!
I will continue to brown ground beef, drain, add beans and tomato paste with a light touch of chili powder. NO ONIONS!
Quote from: Ed Anger on August 28, 2009, 09:27:58 AM
I will continue to brown ground beef, drain, add beans and tomato paste with a light touch of chili powder. NO ONIONS!
Sounds like my grandmother's "chili."
Quote from: Ed Anger on August 28, 2009, 09:27:58 AM
Quote from: Valmy on August 28, 2009, 09:24:36 AM
Quote from: Ed Anger on August 28, 2009, 09:23:08 AM
You people are Chili nazis.
Ein Reich, ein Volk, ein way to make Chili!
I will continue to brown ground beef, drain, add beans and tomato paste with a light touch of chili powder. NO ONIONS!
Hah. I make my chili with no tomatoes.
Quote from: Valmy on August 28, 2009, 09:22:51 AM
That is because Chili is sacred.
I would like your Chili recipe. I was gonna make real Texas chili the other week but we didn't get around to it and used the beef for something else later.
Quote from: Ed Anger on August 28, 2009, 09:27:58 AM
I will continue to brown ground beef, drain, add beans and tomato paste with a light touch of chili powder. NO ONIONS!
Dear Hod man :bleeding:
That sounds like spaghetti sauce with beans.
Quote from: Caliga on August 28, 2009, 09:35:55 AM
I would like your Chili recipe. I was gonna make real Texas chili the other week but we didn't get around to it and used the beef for something else later.
I have several :blush: there is a big Chili making competition every year and I always find a few new ones.
But here is the classic one:
Amount Measure Ingredient -- Preparation Method
-------- ------------ --------------------------------
3 Pounds Chuck Roast -- boned
6 Ounces Beef Suet -- chopped
4 Cloves Garlic
2 Teaspoons Salt
1 Teaspoon Black Pepper -- ground
6 Tablespoons Chili Powder
8 Tablespoons Masa Harina
6 Cups Water -- heated
2 Tablespoons Vinegar
2 Teaspoons Beef Base
Red Chili Peppers -- chopped
Render the suet and discard the solids. Cut the meat unto 1/2" chunks or
grind coarsely. Add to the hot fat and brown. Add the garlic, salt,
pepper
and chili powder.Mix well and allow the spices to permeate the meat. Add
the masa harina and stir in well to blend. Add the water, vinegar, beef
base and the extra chilies. (You may substitute beef broth for the water
and beef base, to reduce the sodium). Allow to simmer until the meat
begins
to disintegrate. Cool to room temperature and refrigerate. Remove
hardened
grease from the top, if any collects. Reheat and serve with a side of
pinto
beans, minced white onion for a garnish. Also serve tortillas, tortilla
chips, corn bread or saltine crackers as a bread.
Hmmm how long does this take to cook?
Quote from: Caliga on August 28, 2009, 09:42:59 AM
Hmmm how long does this take to cook?
Um...not too long. Like 30 minutes? I make it the night before usually.
Awesome. :) I will prolly make this next week.
Quote from: Caliga on August 28, 2009, 09:53:53 AM
Awesome. :) I will prolly make this next week.
Let me know how you like it. I have more.
Apparently, I can't cook in english.
Quote from: Grey Fox on August 28, 2009, 11:03:04 AM
Apparently, I can't cook in english.
Don't feel bad, I can't cook in any language. :)
There's no beans in that chili. :huh:
Quote from: Barrister on August 28, 2009, 11:15:11 AM
There's no beans in that chili. :huh:
Why would it have beans? It is Chili.
Quote from: Barrister on August 28, 2009, 11:15:11 AM
There's no beans in that chili. :huh:
Correct. Beans were always a side (that many people did stir in) in Texas with regard to chili.
Quote from: Caliga on August 28, 2009, 11:18:03 AM
Correct. Beans were always a side (that many people did stir in) in Texas with regard to chili.
The whole bean controversy is why MB thinks we are Chili Nazis :P
Quote from: Valmy on August 28, 2009, 11:28:17 AM
Quote from: Caliga on August 28, 2009, 11:18:03 AM
Correct. Beans were always a side (that many people did stir in) in Texas with regard to chili.
The whole bean controversy is why MB thinks we are Chili Nazis :P
I'm starting to agree with him. <_<
Quote from: Barrister on August 28, 2009, 11:34:35 AM
I'm starting to agree with him. <_<
Fine. Rape my culture. See if I care.
I like to put mustard on my poutine. :)
That's okay. Poutine is by definition a versatile dish.
Try it with Bacon & Onions or with Smoked Meat.
Doh!
Ok.... I like to put chocolate syrup on my butter tarts. -_-
I didn't know that was a Canadian thing.
Yeah, apparently. I never heard of em till I saw a wiki article about Canadian cuisine a few months back.
Huh - I didn't know it was Canadian. I thought it was more an English thing myself.
I'm more of a mincemeat tart man though.
Quote from: Caliga on August 28, 2009, 11:58:56 AM
Yeah, apparently. I never heard of em till I saw a wiki article about Canadian cuisine a few months back.
You didnt hear of butter tarts until then?
Quote from: crazy canuck on August 28, 2009, 01:41:37 PM
Quote from: Caliga on August 28, 2009, 11:58:56 AM
Yeah, apparently. I never heard of em till I saw a wiki article about Canadian cuisine a few months back.
You didnt hear of butter tarts until then?
No, never. The closest things we have to that here are pecan pie (basically a butter tart with pecans added) or possibly chess pie and some forms of kuchen.
Quote from: Valmy on August 28, 2009, 09:37:38 AM
Quote from: Ed Anger on August 28, 2009, 09:27:58 AM
I will continue to brown ground beef, drain, add beans and tomato paste with a light touch of chili powder. NO ONIONS!
Dear Hod man :bleeding:
That sounds like spaghetti sauce with beans.
It's not a sauce. it is eaten with cheese(cheddar) and corn chips. No Cinammon, chocolate or other weird shit these fucks up here put in it.
it is also mild, as my Acid Reflux can't take spicy shit.
Quote from: Ed Anger on August 28, 2009, 02:43:38 PM
Quote from: Valmy on August 28, 2009, 09:37:38 AM
Quote from: Ed Anger on August 28, 2009, 09:27:58 AM
I will continue to brown ground beef, drain, add beans and tomato paste with a light touch of chili powder. NO ONIONS!
Dear Hod man :bleeding:
That sounds like spaghetti sauce with beans.
It's not a sauce. it is eaten with cheese(cheddar) and corn chips. No Cinammon, chocolate or other weird shit these fucks up here put in it.
it is also mild, as my Acid Reflux can't take spicy shit.
That's pretty much how I make chili. Except WITH onions.
And I make it spicy as all hell.
My usual chili is made AS FOLLOWS:
1. Brown 1 lb. ground beef with 2 cups diced onions (the onions and beef go in at the same time).
2. When beef is browned, add tomato sauce/paste*, a cup of salsa, like ten teaspoons of chili powder, about a teaspoon of red pepper flakes, a teaspoon of cayenne pepper, and a teaspoon of black pepper.
3. Blend all of that together, then add a can of light red kidney beans, and a can of dark red kidney beans.
4. Bring to a boil and then simmer for as long as possible.
5. Serve over cooked spaghetti with shredded cheddar and corn chips on the side.
* for some annoying reason Princesca insists on a full can of tomato sauce, but I like my chili less tomatoey and if she's not around to bug the shit out of me about it I only put in a little can of tomato paste
Quote from: Barrister on August 28, 2009, 02:58:46 PM
Quote from: Ed Anger on August 28, 2009, 02:43:38 PM
Quote from: Valmy on August 28, 2009, 09:37:38 AM
Quote from: Ed Anger on August 28, 2009, 09:27:58 AM
I will continue to brown ground beef, drain, add beans and tomato paste with a light touch of chili powder. NO ONIONS!
Dear Hod man :bleeding:
That sounds like spaghetti sauce with beans.
It's not a sauce. it is eaten with cheese(cheddar) and corn chips. No Cinammon, chocolate or other weird shit these fucks up here put in it.
it is also mild, as my Acid Reflux can't take spicy shit.
That's pretty much how I make chili. Except WITH onions.
And I make it spicy as all hell.
I don't like to chew. So onion powder is used instead.
I avoid chili at all costs. Like I want something nasty like that in my body.
Quote from: garbon on August 28, 2009, 03:09:17 PM
I avoid chili at all costs. Like I want something nasty like that in my body.
How is it nasty? It's all very healthy stuff.
Quote from: Caliga on August 28, 2009, 02:59:38 PM
I like my chili less tomatoey
For you:
Ingredients:
1/2 cup all-purpose flour
1/2 cup oil (canola, melted butter, whatever)
1 large onion
1 large bell pepper
1 cup carrots
1 lb ground beef
1 vegetable bouillon cube (sufficient for 2 cups of water, which may be 2 cubes depending on your brand)
1/4 tsp cayenne pepper
1/2 Tbsp oregano
1 Tbsp black pepper
2 Tbsp minced garlic
1 tsp unsweetened cocoa powder
2 tsp cumin
2 tsp paprika
3 Tbsp chili powder
1/2 cup vinegar
1 Tbsp salt
15 oz kidney beans (1 can).
Instructions:
1. Make a roux with the flour and oil, and cook the roux to a dark peanut butter color. This step is realistically optional. If you skip it, just combine the flour and oil and whisk them together well.
2. Chop the onion, pepper, and carrots and saute them in the roux until the onion is soft and clear (took me around 20 minutes. Your mileage may vary).
3. Puree the sauted onion / pepper / carrots / roux in a blender, and set aside.
4. Brown and drain the ground beef.
5. Combine the drained ground beef, the pureed onion / pepper / carrots / roux, the spices, and the kidney beans.
6. Cook for 30 minutes covered over low to medium heat. Add water as necessary if it begins to stick. Stir occasionally.
7. Cook uncovered over low to medium heat as long as needed to thicken the chili to the desired texture (the reverse of the adding water stage).
Quote from: Barrister on August 28, 2009, 03:11:33 PM
How is it nasty? It's all very healthy stuff.
Looks horrible and doesn't smell much better neither.
My chili recipe:
-take a pound of ground bison. Brown it, then drain fat (not much with bison)
-then add one dicerd red onion and garlic, cook until soft
-then add one cup crushed tomato (not sauce, just tomatos), one can red kidney beans, some diced green pepper, couple sliced jalapenos, and some spices (lots of chili powder, little bit of cumin, cayenne, oregano), and 2 cups of water
-simmer for 2 hours. Serve in a bowl, topped with cheese and corn chips
That sounds like a cajun dish (not just cause of the roux, but still). I've made roux before for gumbo so I know how to do it.
Quote from: Caliga on August 28, 2009, 03:26:10 PM
That sounds like a cajun dish (not just cause of the roux, but still).
Yeah, it almost but not quite has the holy trinity in it. Surprisingly, it tastes like regular (non-Texan) chili.
Valmy, I shall pay homage to the holy Texas chili next week so relax. :)
Quote from: Barrister on August 28, 2009, 03:16:25 PM
My chili recipe:
-take a pound of ground bison. Brown it, then drain fat (not much with bison)
-then add one dicerd red onion and garlic, cook until soft
-then add one cup crushed tomato (not sauce, just tomatos), one can red kidney beans, some diced green pepper, couple sliced jalapenos, and some spices (lots of chili powder, little bit of cumin, cayenne, oregano), and 2 cups of water
-simmer for 2 hours. Serve in a bowl, topped with cheese and corn chips
You win as you are the first to mention putting cumin in your chili. :)
The chili powder I use has alot of cumin in it.
No Guiness?? :huh:
How can you guys make chili without Guiness?
Quote from: sbr on August 28, 2009, 07:40:35 PM
You win as you are the first to mention putting cumin in your chili. :)
Go back and read my recipe again. :contract:
Quote from: merithyn on August 28, 2009, 07:53:47 PM
No Guiness?? :huh:
How can you guys make chili without Guiness?
They didn't have Guinness on the 19th century open range. :alberta:
Quote from: ulmont on August 28, 2009, 07:56:51 PM
Quote from: sbr on August 28, 2009, 07:40:35 PM
You win as you are the first to mention putting cumin in your chili. :)
Go back and read my recipe again. :contract:
Oops, sorry you lost me with the roux, I didn't read all of the fine print. :)
Has anybody mentioned you can replace the flour with cornmeal or masa?
Quote from: citizen k on August 28, 2009, 08:29:35 PM
Has anybody mentioned you can replace the flour with cornmeal or masa?
Valmy's recipe has masa, yes. Cornmeal doesn't form a good roux, though, so I wouldn't suggest it; masa should be ok.
There is a nice place in town that makes a wonderful wyoming green chile. I will take Valmy to El Conquistador. :)
Quote from: PDH on August 28, 2009, 09:22:23 PM
There is a nice place in town that makes a wonderful wyoming green chile. I will take Valmy to El Conquistador. :)
I will look forward to it! :)
Getting close now. Two weeks.
You can celebrate the game by upsetting your stomach.
Quote from: merithyn on August 28, 2009, 07:53:47 PM
No Guiness?? :huh:
How can you guys make chili without Guiness?
Why would I want to ruin my chili with beer?
You drunks.
Quote from: merithyn on August 28, 2009, 07:53:47 PM
No Guiness?? :huh:
How can you guys make chili without Guiness?
Maybe because stout beer is disgusting?
I do make beer chili sometimes though.
Quote from: Valmy on August 29, 2009, 02:24:26 PM
Quote from: merithyn on August 28, 2009, 07:53:47 PM
No Guiness?? :huh:
How can you guys make chili without Guiness?
Maybe because beer is disgusting?
Fixed.
Quote from: Valmy on August 29, 2009, 02:28:31 PM
Quote from: jimmy olsen on August 29, 2009, 02:25:38 PM
Fixed.
Meh I am still not making Chili with wine.
I ought to try that. I've got plenty of that shit sitting around doing nothing.
I wonder if all my threads show a pattern of weird techtonic drift...at least Beeb and Berk haven't shown up yet...
Quote from: PDH on August 29, 2009, 02:56:39 PM
I wonder if all my threads show a pattern of weird techtonic drift...at least Beeb and Berk haven't shown up yet...
Hey our objective was achieved: we now have a place to eat.
Quote from: PDH on August 29, 2009, 02:56:39 PM
I wonder if all my threads show a pattern of weird techtonic drift...at least Beeb and Berk haven't shown up yet...
All my posts in this thread, and you missed them all... :cry:
Quote from: Barrister on August 29, 2009, 03:20:29 PM
Quote from: PDH on August 29, 2009, 02:56:39 PM
I wonder if all my threads show a pattern of weird techtonic drift...at least Beeb and Berk haven't shown up yet...
All my posts in this thread, and you missed them all... :cry:
I was speaking of your tag-team efforts, not the solo ring efforts.
I just made Valmy's chili recipe. Man, that is some delicious chili and it's almost exactly the same as chili I've had in Texas. The 'secret ingredient' is the masa harina.
Princesca cut me off before I could make it as hot as I'd like to (after about four teaspoons of red chili paste). :(
Quote from: Caliga on September 01, 2009, 08:45:39 PM
I just made Valmy's chili recipe. Man, that is some delicious chili and it's almost exactly the same as chili I've had in Texas. The 'secret ingredient' is the masa harina.
Princesca cut me off before I could make it as hot as I'd like to (after about four teaspoons of red chili paste). :(
:yeah: :mmm:
Man I want to make some Chili now...I usually don't make it during the summer either.
Pity Princesca cut you off it is awesome nice and hot.
I'll be eating it for dinner tonight, and probably lunch tomorrow and Friday. I made: a shitload. :cool:
Quote from: Caliga on September 02, 2009, 05:31:01 AM
I'll be eating it for dinner tonight, and probably lunch tomorrow and Friday. I made: a shitload. :cool:
Boy am I shocked!
You shouldn't be shocked at my amazing efficiency and work ethic. German-Americans are renowned for that.
I use Guinness in beef stew, but never in chili.
Wyoming shirt purchased for the Valminator. He will be cheering lustily for HIS Wyoming Cowboys on Saturday - especially if the anesthesia hasn't worn off yet.
Quote from: Barrister on August 28, 2009, 11:15:11 AM
There's no beans in that chili. :huh:
That's what makes it chili.
Fucking foreigners with their goddamned bean chili.
I liked it just fine without beans but I did stir some in later. :blush:
Anyway, I took pics of Valmy's chili I keep forgetting to post. It literally looks like a bowl of dog shit, but tastes great. :)
Quote from: PDH on September 08, 2009, 07:01:06 PM
Wyoming shirt purchased for the Valminator. He will be cheering lustily for HIS Wyoming Cowboys on Saturday - especially if the anesthesia hasn't worn off yet.
I am sure there will be tons to cheer about! :w00t:
Quote from: Caliga on September 09, 2009, 08:06:17 AM
Anyway, I took pics of Valmy's chili I keep forgetting to post. It literally looks like a bowl of dog shit, but tastes great. :)
Well....so long as it doesn't smell like dogshit.
Nope, it smelled like ambrosia. :mmm:
I think I will wear a Texas shirt under the Wyoming shirt for when I jump on the field to declare my eternal love for Colt McCoy.
Quote from: MadImmortalMan on September 02, 2009, 04:09:37 PM
I use Guinness in beef stew, but never in chili.
You should try it. It's very good. :)
Making chili this weekend for the football game at Alci's. Corn bread, too. May have to dip into Valmy's recipe to see how the Masa Harina does with my recipe.
It will thicken it up considerably, so keep that in mind if you use other thinkening starches for your chili. Also, it adds a strong overtone of corn to the flavor.
Quote from: Valmy on September 09, 2009, 08:24:33 AM
I think I will wear a Texas shirt under the Wyoming shirt for when I jump on the field to declare my eternal love for Colt McCoy.
Saturday will be awesome. A game between Wyoming and Texas, followed immediately by live footage of Valmy being tasered by security. ^_^
Quote from: MadBurgerMaker on September 09, 2009, 11:05:20 AM
Saturday will be awesome. A game between Wyoming and Texas, followed immediately by live footage of Valmy being tasered by security. ^_^
I can't wait to see the headlines:
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If you go and plant a wet one on Colt's lips, I will take the picture.