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Title: Twilight The Movie
Post by: Siege on July 28, 2009, 12:25:51 AM
Ok, can somebody explain to me why that guy doesn't bite and make that chick into a vampire?

It doesn't make any sense.

Title: Re: Twilight The Movie
Post by: Weatherman on July 28, 2009, 12:30:24 AM
This isn't the emokid forum. Sorry.
Title: Re: Twilight The Movie
Post by: DontSayBanana on July 28, 2009, 12:30:59 AM
Quote from: Siege on July 28, 2009, 12:25:51 AM
Ok, can somebody explain to me why that guy doesn't bite and make that chick into a vampire?

It doesn't make any sense.

Dude's a self-loathing vampire who wants his poon a little fresher.
Title: Re: Twilight The Movie
Post by: Siege on July 28, 2009, 12:33:27 AM
I can't believe women find that movie romantic.

That guy doesn't fucking love that girl.
If he did, he would turn her, and share their suppossely eternal lives together.

Title: Re: Twilight The Movie
Post by: Siege on July 28, 2009, 12:39:03 AM
Quote from: DontSayBanana on July 28, 2009, 12:30:59 AM
Quote from: Siege on July 28, 2009, 12:25:51 AM
Ok, can somebody explain to me why that guy doesn't bite and make that chick into a vampire?

It doesn't make any sense.

Dude's a self-loathing vampire who wants his poon a little fresher.

I don't know.
I would expect a vampire would prefer to fuck a vampire.
I certainly prefer to fuck a nice sefaradi jewish girl.


Title: Re: Twilight The Movie
Post by: derspiess on July 28, 2009, 12:47:20 AM
I bought this on Blu-ray for the wife, with specific instructions to only watch it when I'm not around.
Title: Re: Twilight The Movie
Post by: Siege on July 28, 2009, 12:56:45 AM
Quote from: derspiess on July 28, 2009, 12:47:20 AM
I bought this on Blu-ray for the wife, with specific instructions to only watch it when I'm not around.

But did you watch it?
Did it make sense to you?

Title: Re: Twilight The Movie
Post by: Tonitrus on July 28, 2009, 12:58:19 AM
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Title: Re: Twilight The Movie
Post by: Siege on July 28, 2009, 12:59:01 AM
 :lol:
Title: Re: Twilight The Movie
Post by: Siege on July 28, 2009, 01:00:05 AM
I have to show that picture to my wife.   :lol:



Title: Re: Twilight The Movie
Post by: The Larch on July 28, 2009, 05:31:11 AM
Quote from: Siege on July 28, 2009, 12:33:27 AM
I can't believe women find that movie romantic.

That guy doesn't fucking love that girl.
If he did, he would turn her, and share their suppossely eternal lives together.

It's a classic tenet of the vampire mythos, already present in Bram Stoker's Dracula. The vampire is reluctant to turn his loved one into one because he knows that it's "death in life", and would condemn her to an eternity of suffering.
Title: Re: Twilight The Movie
Post by: CountDeMoney on July 28, 2009, 05:35:59 AM
Quote from: Weatherman on July 28, 2009, 12:30:24 AM
This isn't the emokid forum. Sorry.

No shit. 
Sorry, Siege.  No prepubescent tweeners you can internet stalk here.

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Title: Re: Twilight The Movie
Post by: Josquius on July 28, 2009, 06:00:11 AM
This makes perfect sense.
Other parts of that film however do not; why on Earth would this girl fall for the creepy, pasty kid?
Title: Re: Twilight The Movie
Post by: Grey Fox on July 28, 2009, 06:10:23 AM
Eventually, he does.
Title: Re: Twilight The Movie
Post by: Razgovory on July 28, 2009, 07:52:08 AM
I was hoping they turned Twilight 2000 into a film.  That would have been cool.
Title: Re: Twilight The Movie
Post by: Kaeso on July 28, 2009, 07:57:07 AM
Quote from: Razgovory on July 28, 2009, 07:52:08 AM
I was hoping they turned Twilight 2000 into a film.  That would have been cool.

Yeah but then based on the first edition.
Title: Re: Twilight The Movie
Post by: Strix on July 28, 2009, 09:52:12 AM
Quote from: Siege on July 28, 2009, 12:39:03 AM
I don't know.
I would expect a vampire would prefer to fuck a vampire.
I certainly prefer to fuck a nice sefaradi jewish girl.

You actually have a good point.

The perfect analogy would be fucking livestock instead of a woman. People eat cows because they are considered a food item, we don't fuck them. So, why would a vampire fuck something considered part of it's food supply?
Title: Re: Twilight The Movie
Post by: Caliga on July 28, 2009, 09:54:16 AM
Quote from: The Larch on July 28, 2009, 05:31:11 AMIt's a classic tenet of the vampire mythos, already present in Bram Stoker's Dracula. The vampire is reluctant to turn his loved one into one because he knows that it's "death in life", and would condemn her to an eternity of suffering.
I refuse to see that movie but it would be cool if it was like The Hunger, and he embraced her and then it was like "500 Years Later..." and then she suddenly aged and fell to dust.  Maybe all the 12 year old girls in the theater would start crying and I could laugh at them.
Title: Re: Twilight The Movie
Post by: Syt on July 28, 2009, 10:01:20 AM
Quote from: Strix on July 28, 2009, 09:52:12 AM
Quote from: Siege on July 28, 2009, 12:39:03 AM
I don't know.
I would expect a vampire would prefer to fuck a vampire.
I certainly prefer to fuck a nice sefaradi jewish girl.

You actually have a good point.

The perfect analogy would be fucking livestock instead of a woman. People eat cows because they are considered a food item, we don't fuck them. So, why would a vampire fuck something considered part of it's food supply?

Because he's The Brain of vampires?
Title: Re: Twilight The Movie
Post by: viper37 on July 28, 2009, 10:09:44 AM
Quote from: Siege on July 28, 2009, 12:33:27 AM
I can't believe women find that movie romantic.

That guy doesn't fucking love that girl.
If he did, he would turn her, and share their suppossely eternal lives together.


the guy's a realist.  He can't see himself spending eternity with the same girl.
Title: Re: Twilight The Movie
Post by: Maximus on July 28, 2009, 10:10:16 AM
Quote from: Strix on July 28, 2009, 09:52:12 AM
Quote from: Siege on July 28, 2009, 12:39:03 AM
I don't know.
I would expect a vampire would prefer to fuck a vampire.
I certainly prefer to fuck a nice sefaradi jewish girl.

You actually have a good point.

The perfect analogy would be fucking livestock instead of a woman. People eat cows because they are considered a food item, we don't fuck them. So, why would a vampire fuck something considered part of it's food supply?

A better question is, why would a living person want to fuck a dead one?

And yes, I know there are such people, but I don't think the premise of the movie is that the girl is a necrophiliac.

Could be wrong. Haven't seen it.
Title: Re: Twilight The Movie
Post by: viper37 on July 28, 2009, 10:11:43 AM
Quote from: Strix on July 28, 2009, 09:52:12 AM
You actually have a good point.

The perfect analogy would be fucking livestock instead of a woman. People eat cows because they are considered a food item, we don't fuck them. So, why would a vampire fuck something considered part of it's food supply?
Actually, I think there are cow fuckers out there... :unsure:
Title: Re: Twilight The Movie
Post by: Josquius on July 28, 2009, 10:12:48 AM
Quote from: Syt on July 28, 2009, 10:01:20 AM
Quote from: Strix on July 28, 2009, 09:52:12 AM
Quote from: Siege on July 28, 2009, 12:39:03 AM
I don't know.
I would expect a vampire would prefer to fuck a vampire.
I certainly prefer to fuck a nice sefaradi jewish girl.

You actually have a good point.

The perfect analogy would be fucking livestock instead of a woman. People eat cows because they are considered a food item, we don't fuck them. So, why would a vampire fuck something considered part of it's food supply?

Because he's The Brain of vampires?
It explains why in most vampire universes those that are friendly with humans are looked down upong so much by the others.
Title: Re: Twilight The Movie
Post by: viper37 on July 28, 2009, 10:13:09 AM
Quote from: Maximus on July 28, 2009, 10:10:16 AM
You actually have a good point.

The perfect analogy would be fucking livestock instead of a woman. People eat cows because they are considered a food item, we don't fuck them. So, why would a vampire fuck something considered part of it's food supply?

A better question is, why would a living person want to fuck a dead one?

And yes, I know there are such people, but I don't think the premise of the movie is that the girl is a necrophiliac.

Could be wrong. Haven't seen it.
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same premise as every vampire movie: they don't have a beating heart, but they're not cold&rigid to the touch.  So, they're not really fucking a dead person.
Title: Re: Twilight The Movie
Post by: Viking on July 28, 2009, 10:13:45 AM
Quote from: Strix on July 28, 2009, 09:52:12 AM
Quote from: Siege on July 28, 2009, 12:39:03 AM
I don't know.
I would expect a vampire would prefer to fuck a vampire.
I certainly prefer to fuck a nice sefaradi jewish girl.

You actually have a good point.

The perfect analogy would be fucking livestock instead of a woman. People eat cows because they are considered a food item, we don't fuck them. So, why would a vampire fuck something considered part of it's food supply?

http://www.tbicardiffairport.com/en/#146 - for north hemisphere sheep shagging

http://www.dnairport.co.nz/index.pasp - for south hemisphere sheep shaggin
Title: Re: Twilight The Movie
Post by: Viking on July 28, 2009, 10:15:52 AM
Quote from: Siege on July 28, 2009, 12:25:51 AM
Ok, can somebody explain to me why that guy doesn't bite and make that chick into a vampire?

It doesn't make any sense.

That's because it's not really about vampires. It's about abstinence.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Stephenie_Meyer

QuoteA member of The Church of Jesus Christ of Latter-day Saints, she then attended Brigham Young University in Provo, Utah, where she received a B.A. in English in 1995.
Title: Re: Twilight The Movie
Post by: Viking on July 28, 2009, 10:16:34 AM
Quote from: Razgovory on July 28, 2009, 07:52:08 AM
I was hoping they turned Twilight 2000 into a film.  That would have been cool.

shit, we actually agree on something...
Title: Re: Twilight The Movie
Post by: Maximus on July 28, 2009, 10:19:32 AM
Quote from: viper37 on July 28, 2009, 10:13:09 AM
same premise as every vampire movie: they don't have a beating heart, but they're not cold&rigid to the touch.  So, they're not really fucking a dead person.
Probably not rigid as they are able to move and they must be using that blood for something, but cold yes, there's no biological process to produce heat. Also I imagine they'd decay a little every time they miss a meal, so in all not very appealing.

Next question, if he has no pulse, how does he get it up?

Also, please fix that quote.
Title: Re: Twilight The Movie
Post by: Viking on July 28, 2009, 10:21:23 AM
Quote from: viper37 on July 28, 2009, 10:11:43 AM
Quote from: Strix on July 28, 2009, 09:52:12 AM
You actually have a good point.

The perfect analogy would be fucking livestock instead of a woman. People eat cows because they are considered a food item, we don't fuck them. So, why would a vampire fuck something considered part of it's food supply?
Actually, I think there are cow fuckers out there... :unsure:

http://www.associatedcontent.com/article/194655/penis_size_in_the_animal_kingdom.html?cat=9

From what I gather cows make poor objects for bestiality

QuoteBovines

Bulls sport one of the largest penises in the animal kingdom, with some reaching two and a half feet in length. It's a good thing for rodeo clowns.

Title: Re: Twilight The Movie
Post by: Caliga on July 28, 2009, 10:22:35 AM
My dog enjoys eating bull penises (not a joke).
Title: Re: Twilight The Movie
Post by: Viking on July 28, 2009, 10:23:02 AM
Quote from: Maximus on July 28, 2009, 10:19:32 AM
Quote from: viper37 on July 28, 2009, 10:13:09 AM
same premise as every vampire movie: they don't have a beating heart, but they're not cold&rigid to the touch.  So, they're not really fucking a dead person.
Probably not rigid as they are able to move and they must be using that blood for something, but cold yes, there's no biological process to produce heat. Also I imagine they'd decay a little every time they miss a meal, so in all not very appealing.

Next question, if he has no pulse, how does he get it up?

Also, please fix that quote.

Viking's first rule of Literature

"Applying logic to supernatural phenomena makes for poor literature."
Title: Re: Twilight The Movie
Post by: Maximus on July 28, 2009, 10:28:46 AM
Quote from: Viking on July 28, 2009, 10:23:02 AM

Viking's first rule of Literature

"Applying logic to supernatural phenomena makes for poor literature."
I thought that was what we were doing in this thread.
Title: Re: Twilight The Movie
Post by: Drakken on July 28, 2009, 10:29:01 AM
I almost went to the bathroom to puke, but sadly I was forcibly made to watch that movie by the female pack around me. I'd rather play "Plumbers wear no ties" on 3D0 while eating my snorted boogers than watch this again.  <_<

My first thought was that I was witnessing a festival of non-communication. Characters were talking to each other, yeah, but there were nothing communicated. In fact, I felt like it was a haphazard smorsgasbord of nothing. And it bothered me beyond belief.

And Bella, what is her problem? Yeah, she is supposed to be a teenage girl, but she was annoying beyond belief. And the guy is a vampire? What about... RUN LIKE HELL?!

A truly horrendous film. The clock was more interesting.
Title: Re: Twilight The Movie
Post by: Caliga on July 28, 2009, 10:32:39 AM
Also I'm confused as to why chicks think that dude is so hot.  He looks completely ordinary to me.

It is just that Hollywood decides someone is going to be promoted as 'hot' and the masses just think what they're told to think?  :huh:
Title: Re: Twilight The Movie
Post by: Drakken on July 28, 2009, 10:33:41 AM
Quote from: Caliga on July 28, 2009, 10:32:39 AM
Also I'm confused as to why chicks think that dude is so hot.  He looks completely ordinary to me.

It is just that Hollywood decides someone is going to be promoted as 'hot' and the masses just think what they're told to think?  :huh:

Yes. Put someone's face on people magazines, them the readers he is sexy, and a LARGE segment of fickle women will dig that guy as hawt.  :blush:

However, I must admit, the vampire chicks in the movie are rather hot.
Title: Re: Twilight The Movie
Post by: Viking on July 28, 2009, 10:34:54 AM
Quote from: Maximus on July 28, 2009, 10:28:46 AM
Quote from: Viking on July 28, 2009, 10:23:02 AM

Viking's first rule of Literature

"Applying logic to supernatural phenomena makes for poor literature."
I thought that was what we were doing in this thread.

Well, Twilight's overcast attempt at logic does prove my point.
Title: Re: Twilight The Movie
Post by: Valmy on July 28, 2009, 10:36:22 AM
Quote from: Caliga on July 28, 2009, 10:32:39 AM
Also I'm confused as to why chicks think that dude is so hot.  He looks completely ordinary to me.

Figuring out what makes some dudes hot is tough.  Some guys are obviously really good looking and I sorta wish I looked like them...but then there are these other guys who girls drool over and I just don't get it.

QuoteIt is just that Hollywood decides someone is going to be promoted as 'hot' and the masses just think what they're told to think?

Hehe Rupert Grint.  WTF?  The Estrogen Brigade really has me scratching my head on that one.
Title: Re: Twilight The Movie
Post by: Caliga on July 28, 2009, 10:40:10 AM
Quote from: Valmy on July 28, 2009, 10:36:22 AM
Figuring out what makes some dudes hot is tough.  Some guys are obviously really good looking and I sorta wish I looked like them...but then there are these other guys who girls drool over and I just don't get it.
Yes.
Category A: Brad Pitt.
Category B: Tom Cruise.  :huh:
Title: Re: Twilight The Movie
Post by: Drakken on July 28, 2009, 10:40:41 AM
Quote from: Siege on July 28, 2009, 12:25:51 AM
Ok, can somebody explain to me why that guy doesn't bite and make that chick into a vampire?

It doesn't make any sense.

That's exactly the question I asked myself when I first watched Buffy the Vampire Slayer, and that Buffy had the hots for a fucking vampire, you know, the thing she is supposed to kill by habit?

But of course, Angel has a human soul. Sure, whatever.  Annoying trope. :bleeding:

It's like if Siege discovered that the girl of his dreams was the Irma Grese Ilse-shewolf of the SS type, member of the Aryan Nation, with Nazi tattoos on her sexy Playmate-body, and he'd say, "fuck I love this girl. She still has a human heart".   :huh:

Title: Re: Twilight The Movie
Post by: Viking on July 28, 2009, 10:44:07 AM
Quote from: Drakken on July 28, 2009, 10:40:41 AM
Quote from: Siege on July 28, 2009, 12:25:51 AM
Ok, can somebody explain to me why that guy doesn't bite and make that chick into a vampire?

It doesn't make any sense.

That's exactly the question I asked myself when I first watched Buffy the Vampire Slayer, and that Buffy had the hots for a fucking vampire, you know, the thing she is supposed to kill by habit?

But of course, Angel has a human soul. Sure, whatever.  Annoying trope. :bleeding:

It's like if Siege discovered that the girl of his dreams was the Irma Grese Ilse-shewolf of the SS type, member of the Aryan Nation, with Nazi tattoos on her sexy Playmate-body, and he'd say, "fuck I love this girl. She still has a human heart".   :huh:

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It has a human heart too.
Title: Re: Twilight The Movie
Post by: Caliga on July 28, 2009, 10:44:20 AM
:yes: I always Hated Buffy for this exact reason.  Princesca of course loved the show because it featured 'powerful women'.... the same reason she still won't allow herself to dislike Sarah Palin. :bleeding:
Title: Re: Twilight The Movie
Post by: Drakken on July 28, 2009, 10:45:16 AM
Quote from: Caliga on July 28, 2009, 10:44:20 AM
:yes: I always Hated Buffy for this exact reason.  Princesca of course loved the show because it featured 'powerful women'.... the same reason she still won't allow herself to dislike Sarah Palin. :bleeding:

She resigned. She isn't powerful anymore. Dislike ahoy!

Truth be told, the only reason I watched Buffy was because of Xander. And Faith. :perv:
Title: Re: Twilight The Movie
Post by: garbon on July 28, 2009, 10:47:49 AM
I saw this movie in theaters while drunk. Vampires in sun = body glitter made so much sense!
Title: Re: Twilight The Movie
Post by: Valmy on July 28, 2009, 10:48:17 AM
Quote from: Caliga on July 28, 2009, 10:44:20 AM
:yes: I always Hated Buffy for this exact reason.  Princesca of course loved the show because it featured 'powerful women'.... the same reason she still won't allow herself to dislike Sarah Palin. :bleeding:

Wait so if Adolf Hitler was a woman she would love her simply for her vagina?  Doesn't she want women with power to actually, you know, do things with it she likes?
Title: Re: Twilight The Movie
Post by: Caliga on July 28, 2009, 10:48:23 AM
I have to admit I enjoyed it whenever Charisma Carpenter (don't know her character name, don't care) and Anya got screen time. :perv:
Title: Re: Twilight The Movie
Post by: Viking on July 28, 2009, 10:49:39 AM
Quote from: garbon on July 28, 2009, 10:47:49 AM
I saw this movie in theaters while drunk. Vampires in sun = body glitter made so much sense!

So you prepared well. I applaud your sound preparation.
Title: Re: Twilight The Movie
Post by: Caliga on July 28, 2009, 10:49:45 AM
Quote from: Valmy on July 28, 2009, 10:48:17 AMWait so if Adolf Hitler was a woman she would love her simply for her vagina?  Doesn't she want women with power to actually, you know, do things with it she likes?
We've had discussions wherein I pointed out that I think she's something of a misanthrope and used her bizarre love of Sarah Palin as an example, especially considering that she also loved Hillary Clinton, all during the same campaign. :blink:

As one might expect, these discussions did not end well.  :)
Title: Re: Twilight The Movie
Post by: Drakken on July 28, 2009, 10:50:41 AM
Quote from: Caliga on July 28, 2009, 10:49:45 AM
Quote from: Valmy on July 28, 2009, 10:48:17 AMWait so if Adolf Hitler was a woman she would love her simply for her vagina?  Doesn't she want women with power to actually, you know, do things with it she likes?
We've had discussions wherein I pointed out that I think she's something of a misanthrope and used her bizarre love of Sarah Palin as an example, especially considering that she also loved Hillary Clinton, all during the same campaign. :blink:

As one might expect, these discussions did not end well.  :)

Did you send her sleep on the couch?  :P
Title: Re: Twilight The Movie
Post by: Drakken on July 28, 2009, 10:52:07 AM
Quote from: Caliga on July 28, 2009, 10:48:23 AM
I have to admit I enjoyed it whenever Charisma Carpenter (don't know her character name, don't care) and Anya got screen time. :perv:

Cordelia.

And Vampire Willow was hawt.  :P
Title: Re: Twilight The Movie
Post by: Caliga on July 28, 2009, 10:53:10 AM
Alyson Hannigan does nothing for me.  :ph34r:

I know, I'm in a minority on Languish.
Title: Re: Twilight The Movie
Post by: Caliga on July 28, 2009, 10:53:34 AM
Quote from: Drakken on July 28, 2009, 10:52:07 AM
Cordelia.
Ok, yeah.  I referred to her a "Huge Tits".
Title: Re: Twilight The Movie
Post by: Malthus on July 28, 2009, 10:54:00 AM
Quote from: Drakken on July 28, 2009, 10:50:41 AM
Quote from: Caliga on July 28, 2009, 10:49:45 AM
Quote from: Valmy on July 28, 2009, 10:48:17 AMWait so if Adolf Hitler was a woman she would love her simply for her vagina?  Doesn't she want women with power to actually, you know, do things with it she likes?
We've had discussions wherein I pointed out that I think she's something of a misanthrope and used her bizarre love of Sarah Palin as an example, especially considering that she also loved Hillary Clinton, all during the same campaign. :blink:

As one might expect, these discussions did not end well.  :)

Did you send her sleep on the couch?  :P

I suspect the strap-on got a good workout.  :P
Title: Re: Twilight The Movie
Post by: Caliga on July 28, 2009, 10:54:40 AM
She's not a pegger.  :(
Title: Re: Twilight The Movie
Post by: Drakken on July 28, 2009, 10:55:40 AM
Quote from: Valmy on July 28, 2009, 10:55:16 AM
Does she like Catherine the Great?  I mean sure she was a brutal tyrant who participated in a coup to overthrow her husband to get her position (not that any of this was not practically a required part of the job description be be a Russian ruler)...but darnit she was a powerful woman.

Of course, she had a twat. Which made her exceptional.
Title: Re: Twilight The Movie
Post by: Viking on July 28, 2009, 10:56:48 AM
Quote from: Caliga on July 28, 2009, 10:53:10 AM
Alyson Hannigan does nothing for me.  :ph34r:

I know, I'm in a minority on Languish.

Alyson Hannigan = Renée O'Connor
Title: Re: Twilight The Movie
Post by: Valmy on July 28, 2009, 10:57:08 AM
Quote from: Caliga on July 28, 2009, 10:53:10 AM
Alyson Hannigan does nothing for me.  :ph34r:

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Gosh I wonder why?

Anyway Buffy had hot chicks in it but so does every single TV show in recent history.
Title: Re: Twilight The Movie
Post by: Valmy on July 28, 2009, 10:57:37 AM
Does she like Catherine the Great?  I mean sure she was a brutal tyrant who participated in a coup to overthrow her husband to get her position (not that any of this was not practically a required part of the job description be be a Russian ruler)...but darnit she was a powerful woman.
Title: Re: Twilight The Movie
Post by: Drakken on July 28, 2009, 10:57:54 AM
Quote from: Valmy on July 28, 2009, 10:57:08 AM
Quote from: Caliga on July 28, 2009, 10:53:10 AM
Alyson Hannigan does nothing for me.  :ph34r:

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Gosh I wonder why?

Anyway Buffy had hot chicks in it but so does every single TV show in recent history.

Britain Has Talent had Susan Boyle...  :blush:
Title: Re: Twilight The Movie
Post by: Valmy on July 28, 2009, 10:57:59 AM
Quote from: Drakken on July 28, 2009, 10:55:40 AM
Of course, she had a twat. Which made her exceptional.

Yeah only three other Russian Tsars that century had one of those.
Title: Re: Twilight The Movie
Post by: Caliga on July 28, 2009, 11:00:32 AM
She is obsessed with:

Boadiccea
Elizabeth I
"Pope Joan" :bleeding:
Catherine of Aragon

I don't know that she has an interest in Catherine the Great, but if I mention something about her being powerful, I guarantee you she will develop an interest.

You'd expect her to be interested in Mary Magdalene, Salome, and Joan of Arc, but no dice because they are all somehow associated with Christianity which is a giant turnoff.  Pope Joan is the exception, I think, because she actually controlled the Church (in theory).
Title: Re: Twilight The Movie
Post by: Caliga on July 28, 2009, 11:01:36 AM
Quote from: Drakken on July 28, 2009, 10:57:54 AMBritain Has Talent had Susan Boyle...  :blush:
But it also has that one judge who is HOTT as fuck as a distraction.
Title: Re: Twilight The Movie
Post by: garbon on July 28, 2009, 11:03:17 AM
While I could see pitying Catherine of Aragon, she wasn't particularly powerful (she just had a lot of conviction).
Title: Re: Twilight The Movie
Post by: Caliga on July 28, 2009, 11:07:56 AM
I've tried to explain that to her (though I think my words were more like "she was basically a pawn on a chessboard") but it didn't go over too well. :ph34r:
Title: Re: Twilight The Movie
Post by: Berkut on July 28, 2009, 11:12:34 AM
Twilight is on the Netflix list. I will suggest that the week I am at WBC would be an excellent time for it to arrive.
Title: Re: Twilight The Movie
Post by: Valmy on July 28, 2009, 11:13:06 AM
Quote from: Caliga on July 28, 2009, 11:00:32 AM
Boadiccea

:lol:

The biggest thing that drives me nuts is the bizarre perception that women were property in the Middle-Ages and had no access to power...of course almost everybody was legally property, bound to the land and all that, and the Middle Ages had more women with overall political power than any other time in western history.  Further in any society where the family are all important women had alot of power, simply because they were a part of said family that controlled everything.

Naturally anything I do to point these things out gets vigoriously argued with.

Oh and Christianity was anti-woman and ruined all the great stuff they had under paganism because you know, those Greeks and Romans were all about empowering the women.
Title: Re: Twilight The Movie
Post by: Viking on July 28, 2009, 11:13:12 AM
Quote from: Caliga on July 28, 2009, 11:07:56 AM
I've tried to explain that to her (though I think my words were more like "she was basically a pawn on a chessboard") but it didn't go over too well. :ph34r:

If she was worth killing she must have been important? If her nephew hadn't been Holy Roman Emperor and holding the Pope hostage when she reached menopause without providing a male heir then she would have "gotten herself to a nunnery" while Henry trawled around for more tottey.
Title: Re: Twilight The Movie
Post by: Valmy on July 28, 2009, 11:15:29 AM
Quote from: Viking on July 28, 2009, 11:13:12 AM
If she was worth killing she must have been important?

Um...didn't she die a natural death?
Title: Re: Twilight The Movie
Post by: Caliga on July 28, 2009, 11:17:17 AM
@ Viking
You're talking about attributes of hers that she had no control over.

I can understand for example why one might admire Hillary Clinton, and in fact I myself have a rather high opinion of her and am sorry she lost the nomination to Obama.  Hillary, you know, actually managed to do some shit on her own.

Admiring Catherine of Aragon is to me the same thing as admiring a supermodel because she was born amazingly beautiful.
Title: Re: Twilight The Movie
Post by: Viking on July 28, 2009, 11:19:32 AM
Quote from: Valmy on July 28, 2009, 11:15:29 AM
Quote from: Viking on July 28, 2009, 11:13:12 AM
If she was worth killing she must have been important?

Um...didn't she die a natural death?

Yes, you are correct, I'm getting my Tudor wives mixed up.
Title: Re: Twilight The Movie
Post by: Caliga on July 28, 2009, 11:21:05 AM
divorced, beheaded, died
divorced, beheaded, survived  :)
Title: Re: Twilight The Movie
Post by: Syt on July 28, 2009, 11:26:41 AM
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Title: Re: Twilight The Movie
Post by: Viking on July 28, 2009, 11:27:18 AM
Quote from: Caliga on July 28, 2009, 11:17:17 AM
@ Viking
You're talking about attributes of hers that she had no control over.

I can understand for example why one might admire Hillary Clinton, and in fact I myself have a rather high opinion of her and am sorry she lost the nomination to Obama.  Hillary, you know, actually managed to do some shit on her own.

Admiring Catherine of Aragon is to me the same thing as admiring a supermodel because she was born amazingly beautiful.

I was agreeing with you.
Title: Re: Twilight The Movie
Post by: Caliga on July 28, 2009, 11:28:47 AM
Quote from: Viking on July 28, 2009, 11:27:18 AMI was agreeing with you.
Oh.  :blush:
Title: Re: Twilight The Movie
Post by: Viking on July 28, 2009, 11:29:56 AM
Quote from: Caliga on July 28, 2009, 11:28:47 AM
Quote from: Viking on July 28, 2009, 11:27:18 AMI was agreeing with you.
Oh.  :blush:

I can be confusing from time to time, don't worry.
Title: Re: Twilight The Movie
Post by: MadImmortalMan on July 28, 2009, 11:45:11 AM
That guy is like 400 years old or some shit.

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Title: Re: Twilight The Movie
Post by: Strix on July 28, 2009, 11:51:54 AM
Quote from: Caliga on July 28, 2009, 10:32:39 AM
Also I'm confused as to why chicks think that dude is so hot.  He looks completely ordinary to me.

It is just that Hollywood decides someone is going to be promoted as 'hot' and the masses just think what they're told to think?  :huh:

Apparently you missed the whole "payola" scandal in the radio industry. It's all about mass marketing and very little about actual beauty.
Title: Re: Twilight The Movie
Post by: CountDeMoney on July 28, 2009, 05:08:42 PM
Quote from: Caliga on July 28, 2009, 10:32:39 AM
Also I'm confused as to why chicks think that dude is so hot.  He looks completely ordinary to me.

It's not what he looks like, it's who he is.  Dangerous and different, yet still non-threatening.  The best of both Tweener fantasy worlds.
Title: Re: Twilight The Movie
Post by: Neil on July 28, 2009, 06:08:56 PM
Quote from: Drakken on July 28, 2009, 10:29:01 AM
And Bella, what is her problem? Yeah, she is supposed to be a teenage girl, but she was annoying beyond belief.
I don't know if you've actually seen any teenage girls lately, but they're all annoying beyond belief.
Title: Re: Twilight The Movie
Post by: garbon on July 28, 2009, 06:31:46 PM
Quote from: Drakken on July 28, 2009, 10:29:01 AM
I almost went to the bathroom to puke, but sadly I was forcibly made to watch that movie by the female pack around me. I'd rather play "Plumbers wear no ties" on 3D0 while eating my snorted boogers than watch this again.  <_<

My first thought was that I was witnessing a festival of non-communication. Characters were talking to each other, yeah, but there were nothing communicated. In fact, I felt like it was a haphazard smorsgasbord of nothing. And it bothered me beyond belief.

And Bella, what is her problem? Yeah, she is supposed to be a teenage girl, but she was annoying beyond belief. And the guy is a vampire? What about... RUN LIKE HELL?!

A truly horrendous film. The clock was more interesting.

Actually I thought the movie (and I guess then the books) were like making a kid version of Anne Rice.  Same sort of emo vampires, although in this case body glitter was substituted in for homo-eroticism.
Title: Re: Twilight The Movie
Post by: Korea on July 28, 2009, 07:16:57 PM
Quote from: Caliga on July 28, 2009, 10:32:39 AM
Also I'm confused as to why chicks think that dude is so hot.  He looks completely ordinary to me.

It is just that Hollywood decides someone is going to be promoted as 'hot' and the masses just think what they're told to think?  :huh:

I don't really think he's hot. I think he kind of looks like he has down syndrome.
Title: Re: Twilight The Movie
Post by: Korea on July 28, 2009, 07:25:45 PM
He didn't want to turn her because he thought becoming a vampire would make her lose her soul and become evil and not get into heaven. He hated himself and the fact that he was turned.

Mostly everything about the book doesn't get conveyed to the movie. The movie sucks ass but I like the books.  :blush: :ph34r:
Title: Re: Twilight The Movie
Post by: CountDeMoney on July 28, 2009, 07:56:50 PM
Quote from: Korea on July 28, 2009, 07:16:57 PMI don't really think he's hot. I think he kind of looks like he has down syndrome.

Your taste in guys is well established.
Title: Re: Twilight The Movie
Post by: DontSayBanana on July 28, 2009, 07:57:36 PM
The GF went ga-ga over the books but hates the movies; to keep pace, I had to read the books and allowed myself to be dragged to the movie, but came to the same conclusions- the book would have been awesome, sans "sparkle" effect, and whoever did casting for the movie needs to be dragged out and shot- mid-'90s Keanu Reeves would have had more screen presence than the kid with the huge forehead and caterpillar over his eyes, and Kristen Stewart sucks, miserably- the best thing that can be said about her is that she just cannot act.
Title: Re: Twilight The Movie
Post by: garbon on July 28, 2009, 10:58:06 PM
Quote from: CountDeMoney on July 28, 2009, 07:56:50 PM
Your taste in guys is well established.

^_^
Title: Re: Twilight The Movie
Post by: Siege on July 28, 2009, 11:00:19 PM
Did somebody say Lady Ga-ga?

Title: Re: Twilight The Movie
Post by: Caliga on July 29, 2009, 06:51:24 AM
Quote from: DontSayBanana on July 28, 2009, 07:57:36 PM
mid-'90s Keanu Reeves would have had more screen presence
"Whoa.... it's Count DROCK-ulah."
Title: Re: Twilight The Movie
Post by: Neil on July 29, 2009, 08:12:59 AM
Quote from: Siege on July 28, 2009, 11:00:19 PM
Did somebody say Lady Ga-ga?
Only you could come in and make a thread about Twilight even more gay.

You make Martinus look like Chuck Norris.
Title: Re: Twilight The Movie
Post by: Korea on July 29, 2009, 10:10:48 PM
Quote from: Neil on July 29, 2009, 08:12:59 AM
Quote from: Siege on July 28, 2009, 11:00:19 PM
Did somebody say Lady Ga-ga?
Only you could come in and make a thread about Twilight even more gay.

You make Martinus look like Chuck Norris.
:lol: You're so funny, Neil.
Title: Re: Twilight The Movie
Post by: Jaron on July 29, 2009, 10:18:59 PM
We 'uns
Title: Re: Twilight The Movie
Post by: Siege on July 29, 2009, 10:21:22 PM
Neil is funny?

Please...

Title: Re: Twilight The Movie
Post by: Neil on July 29, 2009, 10:23:22 PM
Quote from: Siege on July 29, 2009, 10:21:22 PM
Neil is funny?

Please...
It's like I said:  Chicks dig me.
Title: Re: Twilight The Movie
Post by: Siege on July 29, 2009, 10:28:06 PM
Quote from: Neil on July 29, 2009, 10:23:22 PM
Quote from: Siege on July 29, 2009, 10:21:22 PM
Neil is funny?

Please...
It's like I said:  Chicks dig me.

In your dreams? I don;t doubt it.

I bet it was Caliga using Korea's login.

Wait, is it Caliga, Korea's boyfriend?
No. I think is Fireblade. Noooo. It is anderspear.

Fuck man, I really have PTSD!

Title: Re: Twilight The Movie
Post by: Weatherman on July 29, 2009, 10:31:07 PM
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Title: Re: Twilight The Movie
Post by: Grey Fox on July 30, 2009, 06:33:51 AM
Quote from: Siege on July 29, 2009, 10:28:06 PM
Quote from: Neil on July 29, 2009, 10:23:22 PM
Quote from: Siege on July 29, 2009, 10:21:22 PM
Neil is funny?

Please...
It's like I said:  Chicks dig me.

In your dreams? I don;t doubt it.

I bet it was Caliga using Korea's login.

Wait, is it Caliga, Korea's boyfriend?
No. I think is Fireblade. Noooo. It is anderspear.

Fuck man, I really have PTSD!

pssst, Ideologue.
Title: Re: Twilight The Movie
Post by: Korea on July 30, 2009, 08:28:57 AM
Quote from: Siege on July 29, 2009, 10:28:06 PM
Quote from: Neil on July 29, 2009, 10:23:22 PM
Quote from: Siege on July 29, 2009, 10:21:22 PM
Neil is funny?

Please...
It's like I said:  Chicks dig me.

In your dreams? I don;t doubt it.

I bet it was Caliga using Korea's login.

Wait, is it Caliga, Korea's boyfriend?
No. I think is Fireblade. Noooo. It is anderspear.

Fuck man, I really have PTSD!

:lol:

Sometimes you really crack me up Siegey, you crazy ass sonofabitch.
Title: Re: Twilight The Movie
Post by: Drakken on July 30, 2009, 09:04:34 AM
Quote from: Weatherman on July 29, 2009, 10:31:07 PM
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That's exactly how I was feeling after half an hour of that tripe.  <_<
Title: Re: Twilight The Movie
Post by: jimmy olsen on August 04, 2009, 05:04:43 PM
Wow, horrifying that there's an other book out there so bad.

http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/32289030/ns/today-today_books/

QuoteTwilight' author accused of plagiarism
'The Nocturne' author Jordan Scott plans to sue Stephenie Meyer

updated 47 minutes ago

LOS ANGELES - A writer plans to sue "Twilight" author Stephenie Meyer, accusing her of plagiarism by lifting passages from an obscure book she wrote called "The Nocturne" and using them in vampire romance "Breaking Dawn," an attorney said on Tuesday.

J. Craig Williams, who represents ""The Nocturne" author Jordan Scott, told Reuters by phone that the passages in question involve few word-for-word similarities but that the two books have similar plot and character points.

Meyer's publisher, Hachette Book Group, called the accusation meritless, saying "The Twilight Saga" is entirely Meyer's creation and that she knew nothing of "The Nocturne."

"Breaking Dawn," which came out in 2008, is the fourth book in the series of novels about a teenager, Bella Swan, caught in a forbidden romance with vampire Edward Cullen.

The "Twilight" books, which the publisher says have sold 70 million copies worldwide, are the basis for a movie series from Summit Entertainment. The first film, "Twilight," has earned more than $380 million at worldwide box offices, and the second, "New Moon," hits theaters in November.

In "Breaking Dawn," Bella marries the blood-sucking Cullen and the book follows Bella through a difficult pregnancy and her new life as a vampire.

In a cease-and-desist letter Williams sent to Hachette Book Group, he provided comparisons from the two books of a wedding, a sex-on-the-beach episode and a passage where a human-turned-vampire describes the wrenching change.

As another instance of similarities, Williams pointed out that characters in both books call their wives "love."

Hachette Book Group said in a statement that Meyer's books "have been a phenomenal sensation" and that "it shouldn't be surprising to hear that other people may seek to ride the coattails of such success."

Williams said Scott plans to file a copyright infringement lawsuit against Meyer this week or next in U.S. federal court.

"I think the fans have to read both books and make up their own mind, like a judge is going to have to," Williams said.

He said Scott does not plan to seek monetary damages.

Scott made chapters from "The Nocturne" available online as she was working on the vampire book, which she wrote in her teenage years and released in book form in 2006, Williams said. He said he did not know how many copies the book sold.
Title: Re: Twilight The Movie
Post by: Jaron on August 04, 2009, 05:10:55 PM
LOL

Anderspear
Title: Re: Twilight The Movie
Post by: Eddie Teach on August 04, 2009, 08:02:58 PM
Quote from: jimmy olsen on August 04, 2009, 05:04:43 PM
"I think the fans have to read both books and make up their own mind, like a judge is going to have to," Williams said.

He said Scott does not plan to seek monetary damages.

:lol:
Title: Re: Twilight The Movie
Post by: DontSayBanana on August 04, 2009, 08:08:26 PM
Quote from: Peter Wiggin on August 04, 2009, 08:02:58 PM
Quote from: jimmy olsen on August 04, 2009, 05:04:43 PM
"I think the fans have to read both books and make up their own mind, like a judge is going to have to," Williams said.

He said Scott does not plan to seek monetary damages.

Read: I know I've got a baseless case, but I'm going to see how much free publicity I get from this.
:lol:
Title: Re: Twilight The Movie
Post by: jimmy olsen on August 04, 2009, 08:11:28 PM
Quote from: Peter Wiggin on August 04, 2009, 08:02:58 PM
Quote from: jimmy olsen on August 04, 2009, 05:04:43 PM
"I think the fans have to read both books and make up their own mind, like a judge is going to have to," Williams said.

He said Scott does not plan to seek monetary damages.

:lol:
Good God, that poor judge.
Title: Re: Twilight The Movie
Post by: Queequeg on August 04, 2009, 09:19:28 PM
This was easily among the worst movies I've ever seen, and somehow managed to be too insulting to my intelligence to have any camp value.  Fantastically pathetic film.  And the author is a Mormon.  A fucking Mormon.
Title: Re: Twilight The Movie
Post by: Darth Wagtaros on August 04, 2009, 09:27:27 PM
I pity the judge who'll have to read this vileness.  The plaintiff must be hoping his brains will be tapioca and agree to anything.
Title: Re: Twilight The Movie
Post by: Caliga on August 05, 2009, 05:30:01 AM
Quote from: Queequeg on August 04, 2009, 09:19:28 PMAnd the author is a Mormon.  A fucking Mormon.
So?
Title: Re: Twilight The Movie
Post by: Drakken on August 05, 2009, 12:37:26 PM
Quote from: Caliga on August 05, 2009, 05:30:01 AM
Quote from: Queequeg on August 04, 2009, 09:19:28 PMAnd the author is a Mormon.  A fucking Mormon.
So?

It explains why even the vampires are pussified beyond belief.
Title: Re: Twilight The Movie
Post by: garbon on August 05, 2009, 01:20:06 PM
Sounds like the plantiff stole from Anne Rice! :angry: Her books were written much earlier and featured sex, marriage, human turned vampires who describe "the wrenching change", and characters who refer to other characters as love! :angry:
Title: Re: Twilight The Movie
Post by: Caliga on August 05, 2009, 01:23:43 PM
Quote from: garbon on August 05, 2009, 01:20:06 PM
Sounds like the plantiff Anne Rice stole from Anne Rice Joseph Sheridan le Fanu! :angry: Her books were written much earlier and featured sex, marriage, human turned vampires who describe "the wrenching change", and characters who refer to other characters as love! :angry:
-_-
Title: Re: Twilight The Movie
Post by: ulmont on August 05, 2009, 01:24:12 PM
Quote from: garbon on August 05, 2009, 01:20:06 PM
Sounds like the plantiff stole from Anne Rice! :angry: Her books were written much earlier and featured sex, marriage, human turned vampires who describe "the wrenching change", and characters who refer to other characters as love! :angry:

http://www.penny-arcade.com/comic/2003/09/08/
Title: Re: Twilight The Movie
Post by: garbon on August 05, 2009, 01:25:19 PM
Quote from: ulmont on August 05, 2009, 01:24:12 PM
http://www.penny-arcade.com/comic/2003/09/08/

^_^
Title: Re: Twilight The Movie
Post by: Caliga on August 05, 2009, 01:26:42 PM
Quote from: ulmont on August 05, 2009, 01:24:12 PMhttp://www.penny-arcade.com/comic/2003/09/08/
The Underworld guy gets to drill Kate Beckinsale, so he's untouchable. :perv:
Title: Re: Twilight The Movie
Post by: Liep on August 05, 2009, 02:41:28 PM
Quote from: Caliga on August 05, 2009, 01:26:42 PM

The Underworld guy gets to drill Kate Beckinsale, so he's untouchable. :perv:

Yeah, I dare say the Twilight movie would have been worth watching if it had Beckinsale in a leather suit instead of that other girl.
Title: Re: Twilight The Movie
Post by: Caliga on August 05, 2009, 02:42:31 PM
Her only minus is that she needs bigger boobs.  I try to imagine that the Underworld movie poster version of Kate Beckinsale is the reality version of Kate Beckinsale.