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Title: Fuck you Frito Lay
Post by: Ed Anger on June 28, 2009, 03:38:07 PM
They changed the taco flavored chips into an new taco flavor, which is an abomination.

First Mr. Pibb disappears and now Doritos.

I fucking hate this country now. Everything has changed into shit.
Title: Re: Fuck you Frito Lay
Post by: The Brain on June 28, 2009, 03:38:42 PM
As long as Mr. Brain's Faggots are OK.
Title: Re: Fuck you Frito Lay
Post by: Phillip V on June 28, 2009, 03:38:57 PM
Call the customer hotline.
Title: Re: Fuck you Frito Lay
Post by: Ed Anger on June 28, 2009, 03:40:57 PM
Quote from: Phillip V on June 28, 2009, 03:38:57 PM
Call the customer hotline.

I'd rather rant and rave here, Hitler style.

Title: Re: Fuck you Frito Lay
Post by: Ed Anger on June 28, 2009, 03:42:52 PM
And I ordered some Quisp cereal off Amazon, and it tasted like shit too. Goddamn country.
Title: Re: Fuck you Frito Lay
Post by: Zanza on June 28, 2009, 03:54:26 PM
:nelson:
Title: Re: Fuck you Frito Lay
Post by: Galrion on June 28, 2009, 03:54:32 PM
Mr. Pibb is still around.
Title: Re: Fuck you Frito Lay
Post by: Ed Anger on June 28, 2009, 03:55:49 PM
Quote from: Galrion on June 28, 2009, 03:54:32 PM
Mr. Pibb is still around.

MR PIBB IS NOT EXTREME.

communist. <_<
Title: Re: Fuck you Frito Lay
Post by: Eddie Teach on June 28, 2009, 04:20:23 PM
Cool Ranch > all other Doritos flavors
Title: Re: Fuck you Frito Lay
Post by: FunkMonk on June 28, 2009, 04:29:52 PM
Obama changed everything.
Title: Re: Fuck you Frito Lay
Post by: Caliga on June 28, 2009, 04:31:10 PM
Quote from: Peter Wiggin on June 28, 2009, 04:20:23 PM
Cool Ranch > all other Doritos flavors
Correct.
Title: Re: Fuck you Frito Lay
Post by: Ed Anger on June 28, 2009, 04:44:05 PM
Quote from: FunkMonk on June 28, 2009, 04:29:52 PM
Obama changed everything.

FUCKING PORCH MONKEY.  :mad:
Title: Re: Fuck you Frito Lay
Post by: Korea on June 28, 2009, 05:24:07 PM
They also stopped making Lays Flamin Hot Chips. Ide was addicted to those. :(
Title: Re: Fuck you Frito Lay
Post by: JacobL on June 28, 2009, 06:32:57 PM
Quote from: Korea on June 28, 2009, 05:24:07 PM
They also stopped making Lays Flamin Hot Chips. Ide was addicted to those. :(
Jays makes a good hot chip :huh:
Title: Re: Fuck you Frito Lay
Post by: Neil on June 28, 2009, 07:01:23 PM
Doritos are fucking awful.
Title: Re: Fuck you Frito Lay
Post by: Korea on June 28, 2009, 07:12:29 PM
Quote from: JacobL on June 28, 2009, 06:32:57 PM
Quote from: Korea on June 28, 2009, 05:24:07 PM
They also stopped making Lays Flamin Hot Chips. Ide was addicted to those. :(
Jays makes a good hot chip :huh:

I never heard of a Jays before.

Ide has tried a bunch of different brands but he says they all suck. I think Utz taste good though.
Title: Re: Fuck you Frito Lay
Post by: Capetan Mihali on June 28, 2009, 07:13:12 PM
Doritos is fine, but Utz is the best for potato chips.   :Canuck:  And Bachman's Jax for cheese curls.  :mmm:
Title: Re: Fuck you Frito Lay
Post by: Korea on June 28, 2009, 07:33:55 PM
Quote from: Capetan Mihali on June 28, 2009, 07:13:12 PM
Doritos is fine, but Utz is the best for potato chips.   :Canuck:  And Bachman's Jax for cheese curls.  :mmm:

But Utz aren't available in the south.  :(
Title: Re: Fuck you Frito Lay
Post by: Barrister on June 28, 2009, 08:10:54 PM
Old Dutch makes the best chips.

That is all.
Title: Re: Fuck you Frito Lay
Post by: Neil on June 28, 2009, 08:16:07 PM
Quote from: Barrister on June 28, 2009, 08:10:54 PM
Old Dutch makes the best chips.

That is all.
I can go for that.  I mean, I only eat potato chips about once or twice a year, but when I do, I eat Old Dutch.
Title: Re: Fuck you Frito Lay
Post by: grumbler on June 28, 2009, 08:43:28 PM
Quote from: Korea on June 28, 2009, 07:33:55 PM
But Utz aren't available in the south.  :(
Incorrect.  Maybe not ALL parts of the South, but in all the good parts of the South.
Title: Re: Fuck you Frito Lay
Post by: Barrister on June 28, 2009, 08:50:01 PM
Quote from: Neil on June 28, 2009, 08:16:07 PM
Quote from: Barrister on June 28, 2009, 08:10:54 PM
Old Dutch makes the best chips.

That is all.
I can go for that.  I mean, I only eat potato chips about once or twice a year, but when I do, I eat Old Dutch.

I'll eat potato chips (or corn chips) maybe a half dozen times a year, but yeah - I go for Old Dutch. :)
Title: Re: Fuck you Frito Lay
Post by: Syt on June 29, 2009, 02:53:31 PM
TSG: Prostitute, Frito-Lay worker agreed on exchange of oral treats (http://www.thesmokinggun.com/archive/years/2009/0624091chips1.html)

QuoteJUNE 24--Meet Lahoma Sue Smith. The Oklahoma woman, 36, copped a plea last week to a prostitution charge for accepting a box of Frito-Lay chips in exchange for oral sex. According to the below Oklahoma City Police Department report, john Faron Johnson told cops that he informed Smith that he did not have any money, but that she "agreed to give him a 'blow job' meaning oral sex, for a box of chips." Johnson, a Frito-Lay employee, provided Smith with a case of chips he valued at $30. Following her February arrest, Smith, pictured in the mug shot at right, told police that she had a few prior prostitution busts. At her sentencing last week, Smith was ordered to pay a $1142 fine. Last July, with gasoline prices climbing, a Kentucky woman was arrested for accepting a $100 gasoline card in exchange for sexual favors.
Title: Re: Fuck you Frito Lay
Post by: garbon on June 29, 2009, 02:54:54 PM
Quote from: Caliga on June 28, 2009, 04:31:10 PM
Quote from: Peter Wiggin on June 28, 2009, 04:20:23 PM
Cool Ranch > all other Doritos flavors
Correct.

:hug:
Title: Re: Fuck you Frito Lay
Post by: Caliga on June 29, 2009, 03:00:49 PM
Quote from: Korea on June 28, 2009, 07:33:55 PMBut Utz aren't available in the south.  :(
Too true.  :(

OTOH Kroger here carries a brand of kettle cooked tater chip called DW Mikesell that's pretty good.
Title: Re: Fuck you Frito Lay
Post by: crazy canuck on June 29, 2009, 03:08:51 PM
Quote from: Neil on June 28, 2009, 07:01:23 PM
Doritos are fucking awful.

People still eat Doritos?  Next thing you will tell me people still buy twinkies.
Title: Re: Fuck you Frito Lay
Post by: Caliga on June 29, 2009, 03:19:22 PM
Quote from: crazy canuck on June 29, 2009, 03:08:51 PMPeople still eat Doritos?  Next thing you will tell me people still buy twinkies.
:blush: I ate a bag of Cool Ranch Doritos today with my turkey sub.
Title: Re: Fuck you Frito Lay
Post by: fhdz on June 29, 2009, 06:15:26 PM
I like Sun Chips.  The "garden salsa" ones are the best.
Title: Re: Fuck you Frito Lay
Post by: Barrister on June 29, 2009, 06:20:26 PM
Quote from: fahdiz on June 29, 2009, 06:15:26 PM
I like Sun Chips.  The "garden salsa" ones are the best.

Hippy.  <_<
Title: Re: Fuck you Frito Lay
Post by: Caliga on June 29, 2009, 06:20:48 PM
I like Sun Chips too, and I'm no hippy.  :mad:
Title: Re: Fuck you Frito Lay
Post by: DisturbedPervert on June 29, 2009, 06:35:08 PM
Doritos are awesome.   :)
Title: Re: Fuck you Frito Lay
Post by: katmai on June 29, 2009, 07:18:33 PM
I'm eating doritos right now!!!!!
Title: Re: Fuck you Frito Lay
Post by: Jaron on June 29, 2009, 07:30:03 PM
Quote from: katmai on June 29, 2009, 07:18:33 PM
I'm eating doritos right now!!!!!

WOOOO !!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Title: Re: Fuck you Frito Lay
Post by: Eddie Teach on June 29, 2009, 09:42:12 PM
Quote from: katmai on June 29, 2009, 07:18:33 PM
I'm eating doritos right now!!!!!

pics or it didn't happen
Title: Re: Fuck you Frito Lay
Post by: Fireblade on June 29, 2009, 09:46:13 PM
Quote from: Korea on June 28, 2009, 07:33:55 PM
Quote from: Capetan Mihali on June 28, 2009, 07:13:12 PM
Doritos is fine, but Utz is the best for potato chips.   :Canuck:  And Bachman's Jax for cheese curls.  :mmm:

But Utz aren't available in the south.  :(

LOL WUT

Maybe they figured you hillbillies don't have the discriminating palettes necessary to properly enjoy "Utz" (which I presume means "delicious" in German.) But in the CIVILIZED parts of the South, for example, Arkansas, you walk into any gas station in the state and get Utz potato chips.
Title: Re: Fuck you Frito Lay
Post by: Capetan Mihali on June 29, 2009, 09:50:09 PM
Picked up some delicious Utz Kettle Classics in honor of this thread, as well as some Utz "Crab" Chips.  :mmm:  Tempted to grab some of Grandma Utz's famous lard-soaked chips, but couldn't muster up the strength of will.   :(
Title: Re: Fuck you Frito Lay
Post by: Fireblade on June 29, 2009, 09:51:38 PM
They don't have crab chips here. :( Is that the chip with Old Bay seasoning?
Title: Re: Fuck you Frito Lay
Post by: Fireblade on June 29, 2009, 09:52:40 PM
The best snack food is.....

(https://languish.org/forums/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.juularts.com%2Fimages%2FRap-Snacks.jpg&hash=021f656343e76d6cfe82a2c47db8879232c0b253)

Rap snacks are fucking awesome.
Title: Re: Fuck you Frito Lay
Post by: Capetan Mihali on June 29, 2009, 09:53:47 PM
Quote from: Fireblade on June 29, 2009, 09:51:38 PM
They don't have crab chips here. :( Is that the chip with Old Bay seasoning?

:yes:  Pretty satisfying if you like the punchy Old Bay taste.  My personal specialty is to make old-fashioned popcorn on the stovetop and then douse it with Pam spray and Old Bay seasoning.  :mmm:
Title: Re: Fuck you Frito Lay
Post by: Fireblade on June 29, 2009, 09:56:35 PM
Quote from: Capetan Mihali on June 29, 2009, 09:53:47 PM
Quote from: Fireblade on June 29, 2009, 09:51:38 PM
They don't have crab chips here. :( Is that the chip with Old Bay seasoning?

:yes:  Pretty satisfying if you like the punchy Old Bay taste.  My personal specialty is to make old-fashioned popcorn on the stovetop and then douse it with Pam spray and Old Bay seasoning.  :mmm:

I'll have to try that sometime. :mmm:

Also, try making popcorn with either Cavender's Greek seasoning or Tony Cachere's. Both are good.
Title: Re: Fuck you Frito Lay
Post by: Capetan Mihali on June 29, 2009, 09:57:29 PM
The popular urban chip around here is Homegirls:

(https://languish.org/forums/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fblogfiles.wfmu.org%2FCM%2Fhomegirls.jpg&hash=109e50a3cb863743ddd360ec644399f93c9c6e6f)

Note: Product of Canada.
Title: Re: Fuck you Frito Lay
Post by: Fireblade on June 29, 2009, 10:00:01 PM
Quote from: Capetan Mihali on June 29, 2009, 09:57:29 PM
The popular urban chip around here is Homegirls:

Note: Product of Canada.

Why is there a raghead on the bag?
Title: Re: Fuck you Frito Lay
Post by: Capetan Mihali on June 29, 2009, 10:02:15 PM
Quote from: Fireblade on June 29, 2009, 10:00:01 PM
Quote from: Capetan Mihali on June 29, 2009, 09:57:29 PM
The popular urban chip around here is Homegirls:

Note: Product of Canada.

Why is there a raghead on the bag?

Black Muslims have been a big presence in Philadelphia since the late 60's.
Title: Re: Fuck you Frito Lay
Post by: Admiral Yi on June 29, 2009, 10:11:32 PM
Oy Mihali, how was the OC?
Title: Re: Fuck you Frito Lay
Post by: Capetan Mihali on June 29, 2009, 10:12:51 PM
Quote from: Admiral Yi on June 29, 2009, 10:11:32 PM
Oy Mihali, how was the OC?

:huh:  Sorry, missing the OC...
Title: Re: Fuck you Frito Lay
Post by: Admiral Yi on June 29, 2009, 10:22:06 PM
Quote from: Capetan Mihali on June 29, 2009, 10:12:51 PM
:huh:  Sorry, missing the OC...
Ocean City
Title: Re: Fuck you Frito Lay
Post by: Capetan Mihali on June 29, 2009, 10:27:29 PM
Quote from: Admiral Yi on June 29, 2009, 10:22:06 PM
Quote from: Capetan Mihali on June 29, 2009, 10:12:51 PM
:huh:  Sorry, missing the OC...
Ocean City

Ah, of course.  OC, Md. was great, much better than OC, NJ. (a dry family town).  The real treat was sneaking back and forth over the Delaware line with its no-sales-tax promise, into Maryland with its beer-at-7/11 and dozens of all-you-can-eat-crab promises.  Got to see the whole length of Delaware, definitely nicer than the reputation that precedes it.  Though the $25 cigarette carton prices of a couple of years ago are long gone.  :(

Went to a great restaurant/bar with an MC named Tony Vegas feeding floppy disks into an old MIDI keyboard and pretending to play the guitar while the old folks line danced, and ate the off-season prices on all the fried fish entrees (7.99 vs 18.99).
Title: Re: Fuck you Frito Lay
Post by: MadImmortalMan on June 29, 2009, 11:06:14 PM
Quote from: Capetan Mihali on June 29, 2009, 09:57:29 PM
The popular urban chip around here is Homegirls:

(https://languish.org/forums/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fblogfiles.wfmu.org%2FCM%2Fhomegirls.jpg&hash=109e50a3cb863743ddd360ec644399f93c9c6e6f)

Note: Product of Canada.


That's just so wrong. I can't even count all the wrong things about that. The wrongness is simply overwhelming. It's like they crammed so many cheesy multicultural, do-gooder public service announcements into the concept that it collapsed in on its own weight and became a black hole of evil.