Poll
Question:
... who would be your favorite wife?
Option 1: Splendid Angharad
votes: 15
Option 2: Toast the Knowing
votes: 3
Option 3: Capable
votes: 7
Option 4: The Dag
votes: 5
Option 5: Cheedo the Fragile
votes: 6
Option 6: I'd take Immortan Joe instead, thankyouverymuch.
votes: 0
Reviving the old and time honored Languish tradition of "who's hotter."
(https://40.media.tumblr.com/343a5341746d94d6603f65907d9c794c/tumblr_inline_nooh80s9TV1st7hrs_540.jpg)
Splendid Angharad
(https://languish.org/forums/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fstatic1.nydailynews.com%2Fpolopoly_fs%2F1.2213979.1431017774%21%2Fimg%2FhttpImage%2Fimage.jpg_gen%2Fderivatives%2Farticle_400%2Fmadmax10f-7-web.jpg&hash=4fd34b6de59c9ed51ed20a9f86eb00733a01f686)
Toast the Knowing
(https://languish.org/forums/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fassets.nydailynews.com%2Fpolopoly_fs%2F1.2213981%21%2Fimg%2FhttpImage%2Fimage.jpg_gen%2Fderivatives%2Farticle_400%2Fmadmax10f-1-web.jpg&hash=88814f6482f1ffaf790a68a8d57acb09cbe80471)
Capable
(https://languish.org/forums/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fassets.nydailynews.com%2Fpolopoly_fs%2F1.2213978%21%2Fimg%2FhttpImage%2Fimage.jpg_gen%2Fderivatives%2Farticle_400%2Fmadmax10f-4-web.jpg&hash=c15f4def1d7b206974f954da7d7286156d52c68a)
The Dag
(https://languish.org/forums/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fimages-cdn.moviepilot.com%2Fimages%2Fc_fill%2Ch_649%2Cw_432%2Ft_mp_quality%2Fdaxyjuyzm9cqb0cgmkzu%2F6-gorgeous-ladies-of-mad-max-fury-road-photo-credit-jasin-boland-393120.jpg&hash=6b91fa20d5ce68e4eaf0e518ea8d79afac9e809b)
Cheedo the Fragile
Despite my usual preference for redheads, I'd pick Dag. Something about her almost albino looks and her deep blue, haunting eyes ... :hmm:
Voted carrot top, but actually I didn't find them all that hott. Young and healthy, with very good skin.
Splendid Angharad.
Except she is pregnant.
And dead.
Oh, you meant the actress, not the character.
Quote from: Syt on June 01, 2015, 02:15:30 PM
Despite my usual preference for redheads, I'd pick Dag. Something about her almost albino looks and her deep blue, haunting eyes ... :hmm:
Dag looks like she just might be 16 years old... :(
The actress is 28. She looks younger, but not that young. Unless Canadian girls mature faster than over here. :unsure:
There was a 14 year old at my buddy's wedding in Toronto that looked like Jessica Rabbit.
Obara Sand or gtfo.
Quote from: Admiral Yi on June 01, 2015, 02:34:01 PM
There was a 14 year old at my buddy's wedding in Toronto that looked like Jessica Rabbit.
:blink:
I didn't think any of them were that HOTT, but that one chick is Lenny Kravitz's daughter so I guess I'd do her since then I could hang out with him and he's awesome. :showoff:
I thought the hottest chick in the movie was the one who was naked on top of that tower.
Quote from: Caliga on June 01, 2015, 03:29:10 PM
Quote from: Admiral Yi on June 01, 2015, 02:34:01 PM
There was a 14 year old at my buddy's wedding in Toronto that looked like Jessica Rabbit.
:blink:
That was my reaction too when I was told her age.
I'm not exaggerating. This girl looked like a Penthouse Pet.
Pale blonde, with pregnant Brooke Shields a close second.
Quote from: Caliga on June 01, 2015, 03:31:06 PM
I didn't think any of them were that HOTT, but that one chick is Lenny Kravitz's daughter so I guess I'd do her since then I could hang out with him and he's awesome. :showoff:
I thought the hottest chick in the movie was the one who was naked on top of that tower.
Megan Gale. Was supposed to play Wonder Woman in the mid-2000s Justice League film project, with Miller attached to direct.
She is indeed really hott.
Yes her. :cool:
Second is hottest
Still haven't seen the movie, but I'll go with Cheedo the Fragile.
Quote from: celedhring on June 01, 2015, 03:38:10 PM
Quote from: Caliga on June 01, 2015, 03:31:06 PM
I didn't think any of them were that HOTT, but that one chick is Lenny Kravitz's daughter so I guess I'd do her since then I could hang out with him and he's awesome. :showoff:
I thought the hottest chick in the movie was the one who was naked on top of that tower.
Megan Gale. Was supposed to play Wonder Woman in the mid-2000s Justice League film project, with Miller attached to direct.
She is indeed really hott.
I'll always have a soft spot for her because she was the poster girl for an Italian cell phone operator when I lived there and their advertising was everywhere, so seeing her brings back good memories.
(https://languish.org/forums/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2F2.bp.blogspot.com%2F-BNk_2VXmGZQ%2FUkSv8fD8dkI%2FAAAAAAAAHIo%2FAeSQeXfs41s%2Fs1600%2F671_001.jpg&hash=597320749fd2f95d791edbeab2338b544d13761e)
Hillariously dated ad:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=p03lp_TnKjg (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=p03lp_TnKjg)
Edit: Italy being Italy, their main competitors had another hottie as poster girl, a Polish model called Kasia Smutniak. That's how they roll beyond the Alps.
(https://languish.org/forums/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fimg29.imageshack.us%2Fimg29%2F6940%2Fkasiasmutniak33.jpg&hash=d0c94c4b8fdbd2d7184cc35fc27f7a466f7b164d)
Another hillariously dated ad, although not so much:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ob0jYOr7njc (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ob0jYOr7njc)
Quote from: The Larch on June 01, 2015, 05:03:15 PM
Hillariously dated ad:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=p03lp_TnKjg (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=p03lp_TnKjg)
Are you saying people don't roller blade anymore? :hmm:
Quote from: Peter Wiggin on June 01, 2015, 05:10:12 PM
Quote from: The Larch on June 01, 2015, 05:03:15 PM
Hillariously dated ad:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=p03lp_TnKjg (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=p03lp_TnKjg)
Are you saying people don't roller blade anymore? :hmm:
Not while listening to Sonique.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JCfAGSkhggQ (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JCfAGSkhggQ)
For the record, I'd have the same taste as Mr. Joe and Angharad would be my favourite. 2nd would be The Dag, and I swear I don't have a thing for blondes.
Angharad, hands down. Second comes Cheedo.
L.
Quote from: The Larch on June 01, 2015, 05:23:02 PM
For the record, I'd have the same taste as Mr. Joe and Angharad would be my favourite. 2nd would be The Dag, and I swear I don't have a thing for blondes.
Same here :cheers:
None of the above.
So who are those girls? Sorry, I turn 50 in 12 and a half months, pop culture escapes me.
Quote from: Josephus on June 01, 2015, 06:29:21 PMSo who are those girls? Sorry, I turn 50 in 12 and a half months, pop culture escapes me.
You mean the actresses? The first one is a Victoria's Secret model turned actress, the 2nd one is Lenny Kravitz's daughter, the redhead is Elvis Presley's grandaughter, the platinum blonde is another model turned actress and the last one is an Australian actress (who also also does some modeling).
They are from the new Mad Max film.
Cheedo for me.
Quote from: Admiral Yi on June 01, 2015, 03:31:56 PM
Quote from: Caliga on June 01, 2015, 03:29:10 PM
Quote from: Admiral Yi on June 01, 2015, 02:34:01 PM
There was a 14 year old at my buddy's wedding in Toronto that looked like Jessica Rabbit.
:blink:
That was my reaction too when I was told her age.
I'm not exaggerating. This girl looked like a Penthouse Pet.
It's all the rBST in milk these days. :P
But Yi can be right. Several years back, at a work function, a civilian boss's (fairly old guy too) daughter was there:
Me: She's kinda HOTT. :perv:
Coworker: She's 15. :contract:
Me: Oh. :zipped:
Grass on the field? PLAY BALL
Quote from: Ed Anger on June 01, 2015, 08:02:53 PM
Grass on the field? PLAY BALL
15 will get you 20. :contract:
And 16 will get you high 5. At least in Canada.
The Dag.
Quote from: Caliga on June 01, 2015, 03:29:10 PM
Quote from: Admiral Yi on June 01, 2015, 02:34:01 PM
There was a 14 year old at my buddy's wedding in Toronto that looked like Jessica Rabbit.
:blink:
It happens. There was a 13 year old boy I knew in 8th grade who looked like a 25 year old underwear model. Women would constantly hit on him only to be really embarrassed.
Anyway I have not seen the movie but based on the picture the top one. :cool:
If I was as handsome as Immortan Joe (I can dream right?), I would have done exactly as he did and have all 5 of them up in my citadel. I'd take Furiosa too.
Quote from: lustindarkness on June 02, 2015, 02:26:55 PM
I'd take Furiosa too.
She would need to grow her hair out first tho. No chicks who look like Sinbad O'Connor.
Skinhead O'Connor?
Quote from: Caliga on June 02, 2015, 02:28:42 PM
Quote from: lustindarkness on June 02, 2015, 02:26:55 PM
I'd take Furiosa too.
She would need to grow her hair out first tho. No chicks who look like Sinbad O'Connor.
I don't like the buzz cut either, but the missing hand freaks me out more.
Two way tie between Splendid and Cheedo, went with Cheedo because I thought she'd need help.
Quote from: Queequeg on June 02, 2015, 04:44:33 PM
Two way tie between Splendid and Cheedo, went with Cheedo because I thought she'd need help.
The question is "if you were Immortan Joe".
You're not in this hypothetical to help people - you're a brutal apocalyptic warlord who takes what he wants!
If you want to see if they clean up nicely:
Splendid
(https://languish.org/forums/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fhealthyceleb.com%2Fwp-content%2Fuploads%2F2012%2F06%2FRosie-Huntington-Whiteley.jpg&hash=14d6fc7edc527ceca6fdcc6d580f84545eda6622)
Capable
(https://pmchollywoodlife.files.wordpress.com/2013/07/riley-keough-bio-photo.jpg?w=330)
Toast
(https://languish.org/forums/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fvignette1.wikia.nocookie.net%2Fbookclub%2Fimages%2Ff%2Ff6%2FPass-zoe-kravitz-swarovski-party-05-h.jpg%2Frevision%2F20150107004516&hash=286e7f5bc400a814048d8db1107fd35621e431ff)
Dag
(https://languish.org/forums/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fupload.wikimedia.org%2Fwikipedia%2Fcommons%2F3%2F3d%2FAbbey_Lee.jpg&hash=94938ab314733c9306750d341e6556223e33b216)
Cheedo
(https://languish.org/forums/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fwww4.pictures.zimbio.com%2Fgi%2FVanity%2BFair%2BCampaign%2BHollywood%2BFIAT%2BYoung%2BYW8vRu_4mL5l.jpg&hash=0c3f1c1514f255e8769ec53a4c7951adf40d380d)
And for the discerning gentleman or lady, Mr. Joe.
(https://languish.org/forums/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fresources3.news.com.au%2Fimages%2F2015%2F05%2F14%2F1227355%2F022123-357c19a0-f9eb-11e4-9416-e181221d5c3b.jpg&hash=45f5ce02d64590d707cb34d7423e9ee66f003c84)
Cheedo. Yum.
Wow Cheedo looks very different.