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General Category => Off the Record => Topic started by: Syt on June 01, 2015, 02:15:30 PM

Poll
Question: ... who would be your favorite wife?
Option 1: Splendid Angharad votes: 15
Option 2: Toast the Knowing votes: 3
Option 3: Capable votes: 7
Option 4: The Dag votes: 5
Option 5: Cheedo the Fragile votes: 6
Option 6: I'd take Immortan Joe instead, thankyouverymuch. votes: 0
Title: So if you were Immortan Joe ...
Post by: Syt on June 01, 2015, 02:15:30 PM
Reviving the old and time honored Languish tradition of "who's hotter."


(https://40.media.tumblr.com/343a5341746d94d6603f65907d9c794c/tumblr_inline_nooh80s9TV1st7hrs_540.jpg)
Splendid Angharad

(https://languish.org/forums/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fstatic1.nydailynews.com%2Fpolopoly_fs%2F1.2213979.1431017774%21%2Fimg%2FhttpImage%2Fimage.jpg_gen%2Fderivatives%2Farticle_400%2Fmadmax10f-7-web.jpg&hash=4fd34b6de59c9ed51ed20a9f86eb00733a01f686)
Toast the Knowing

(https://languish.org/forums/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fassets.nydailynews.com%2Fpolopoly_fs%2F1.2213981%21%2Fimg%2FhttpImage%2Fimage.jpg_gen%2Fderivatives%2Farticle_400%2Fmadmax10f-1-web.jpg&hash=88814f6482f1ffaf790a68a8d57acb09cbe80471)
Capable

(https://languish.org/forums/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fassets.nydailynews.com%2Fpolopoly_fs%2F1.2213978%21%2Fimg%2FhttpImage%2Fimage.jpg_gen%2Fderivatives%2Farticle_400%2Fmadmax10f-4-web.jpg&hash=c15f4def1d7b206974f954da7d7286156d52c68a)
The Dag

(https://languish.org/forums/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fimages-cdn.moviepilot.com%2Fimages%2Fc_fill%2Ch_649%2Cw_432%2Ft_mp_quality%2Fdaxyjuyzm9cqb0cgmkzu%2F6-gorgeous-ladies-of-mad-max-fury-road-photo-credit-jasin-boland-393120.jpg&hash=6b91fa20d5ce68e4eaf0e518ea8d79afac9e809b)
Cheedo the Fragile



Despite my usual preference for redheads, I'd pick Dag. Something about her almost albino looks and her deep blue, haunting eyes ...  :hmm:
Title: Re: So if you were Immortan Joe ...
Post by: Admiral Yi on June 01, 2015, 02:21:13 PM
Voted carrot top, but actually I didn't find them all that hott.  Young and healthy, with very good skin.
Title: Re: So if you were Immortan Joe ...
Post by: Siege on June 01, 2015, 02:22:21 PM
Splendid Angharad.

Except she is pregnant.

And dead.

Oh, you meant the actress, not the character.
Title: Re: So if you were Immortan Joe ...
Post by: Barrister on June 01, 2015, 02:28:28 PM
Quote from: Syt on June 01, 2015, 02:15:30 PM
Despite my usual preference for redheads, I'd pick Dag. Something about her almost albino looks and her deep blue, haunting eyes ...  :hmm:

Dag looks like she just might be 16 years old... :(
Title: Re: So if you were Immortan Joe ...
Post by: Syt on June 01, 2015, 02:30:55 PM
The actress is 28. She looks younger, but not that young. Unless Canadian girls mature faster than over here. :unsure:
Title: Re: So if you were Immortan Joe ...
Post by: Admiral Yi on June 01, 2015, 02:34:01 PM
There was a 14 year old at my buddy's wedding in Toronto that looked like Jessica Rabbit.
Title: Re: So if you were Immortan Joe ...
Post by: Solmyr on June 01, 2015, 02:34:41 PM
Obara Sand or gtfo.
Title: Re: So if you were Immortan Joe ...
Post by: Caliga on June 01, 2015, 03:29:10 PM
Quote from: Admiral Yi on June 01, 2015, 02:34:01 PM
There was a 14 year old at my buddy's wedding in Toronto that looked like Jessica Rabbit.
:blink:
Title: Re: So if you were Immortan Joe ...
Post by: Caliga on June 01, 2015, 03:31:06 PM
I didn't think any of them were that HOTT, but that one chick is Lenny Kravitz's daughter so I guess I'd do her since then I could hang out with him and he's awesome. :showoff:

I thought the hottest chick in the movie was the one who was naked on top of that tower.
Title: Re: So if you were Immortan Joe ...
Post by: Admiral Yi on June 01, 2015, 03:31:56 PM
Quote from: Caliga on June 01, 2015, 03:29:10 PM
Quote from: Admiral Yi on June 01, 2015, 02:34:01 PM
There was a 14 year old at my buddy's wedding in Toronto that looked like Jessica Rabbit.
:blink:

That was my reaction too when I was told her age.

I'm not exaggerating.  This girl looked like a Penthouse Pet.
Title: Re: So if you were Immortan Joe ...
Post by: Eddie Teach on June 01, 2015, 03:36:22 PM
Pale blonde, with pregnant Brooke Shields a close second.
Title: Re: So if you were Immortan Joe ...
Post by: celedhring on June 01, 2015, 03:38:10 PM
Quote from: Caliga on June 01, 2015, 03:31:06 PM
I didn't think any of them were that HOTT, but that one chick is Lenny Kravitz's daughter so I guess I'd do her since then I could hang out with him and he's awesome. :showoff:

I thought the hottest chick in the movie was the one who was naked on top of that tower.

Megan Gale. Was supposed to play Wonder Woman in the mid-2000s Justice League film project, with Miller attached to direct.

She is indeed really hott.
Title: Re: So if you were Immortan Joe ...
Post by: Caliga on June 01, 2015, 03:39:16 PM
Yes her. :cool:
Title: Re: So if you were Immortan Joe ...
Post by: Josquius on June 01, 2015, 03:58:02 PM
Second is hottest
Title: Re: So if you were Immortan Joe ...
Post by: Sophie Scholl on June 01, 2015, 05:02:20 PM
Still haven't seen the movie, but I'll go with Cheedo the Fragile.
Title: Re: So if you were Immortan Joe ...
Post by: The Larch on June 01, 2015, 05:03:15 PM
Quote from: celedhring on June 01, 2015, 03:38:10 PM
Quote from: Caliga on June 01, 2015, 03:31:06 PM
I didn't think any of them were that HOTT, but that one chick is Lenny Kravitz's daughter so I guess I'd do her since then I could hang out with him and he's awesome. :showoff:

I thought the hottest chick in the movie was the one who was naked on top of that tower.

Megan Gale. Was supposed to play Wonder Woman in the mid-2000s Justice League film project, with Miller attached to direct.

She is indeed really hott.

I'll always have a soft spot for her because she was the poster girl for an Italian cell phone operator when I lived there and their advertising was everywhere, so seeing her brings back good memories.

(https://languish.org/forums/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2F2.bp.blogspot.com%2F-BNk_2VXmGZQ%2FUkSv8fD8dkI%2FAAAAAAAAHIo%2FAeSQeXfs41s%2Fs1600%2F671_001.jpg&hash=597320749fd2f95d791edbeab2338b544d13761e)

Hillariously dated ad:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=p03lp_TnKjg (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=p03lp_TnKjg)

Edit: Italy being Italy, their main competitors had another hottie as poster girl, a Polish model called Kasia Smutniak. That's how they roll beyond the Alps.

(https://languish.org/forums/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fimg29.imageshack.us%2Fimg29%2F6940%2Fkasiasmutniak33.jpg&hash=d0c94c4b8fdbd2d7184cc35fc27f7a466f7b164d)

Another hillariously dated ad, although not so much:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ob0jYOr7njc (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ob0jYOr7njc)
Title: Re: So if you were Immortan Joe ...
Post by: Eddie Teach on June 01, 2015, 05:10:12 PM
Quote from: The Larch on June 01, 2015, 05:03:15 PM
Hillariously dated ad:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=p03lp_TnKjg (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=p03lp_TnKjg)

Are you saying people don't roller blade anymore?  :hmm:
Title: Re: So if you were Immortan Joe ...
Post by: The Larch on June 01, 2015, 05:15:24 PM
Quote from: Peter Wiggin on June 01, 2015, 05:10:12 PM
Quote from: The Larch on June 01, 2015, 05:03:15 PM
Hillariously dated ad:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=p03lp_TnKjg (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=p03lp_TnKjg)

Are you saying people don't roller blade anymore?  :hmm:

Not while listening to Sonique.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JCfAGSkhggQ (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JCfAGSkhggQ)
Title: Re: So if you were Immortan Joe ...
Post by: The Larch on June 01, 2015, 05:23:02 PM
For the record, I'd have the same taste as Mr. Joe and Angharad would be my favourite. 2nd would be The Dag, and I swear I don't have a thing for blondes.
Title: Re: So if you were Immortan Joe ...
Post by: Pedrito on June 01, 2015, 05:26:57 PM
Angharad, hands down. Second comes Cheedo.

L.
Title: Re: So if you were Immortan Joe ...
Post by: celedhring on June 01, 2015, 05:38:30 PM
Quote from: The Larch on June 01, 2015, 05:23:02 PM
For the record, I'd have the same taste as Mr. Joe and Angharad would be my favourite. 2nd would be The Dag, and I swear I don't have a thing for blondes.

Same here  :cheers:
Title: Re: So if you were Immortan Joe ...
Post by: Norgy on June 01, 2015, 06:08:21 PM
None of the above.
Title: Re: So if you were Immortan Joe ...
Post by: Josephus on June 01, 2015, 06:29:21 PM
So who are those girls? Sorry, I turn 50 in 12 and a half months, pop culture escapes me.
Title: Re: So if you were Immortan Joe ...
Post by: The Larch on June 01, 2015, 06:32:55 PM
Quote from: Josephus on June 01, 2015, 06:29:21 PMSo who are those girls? Sorry, I turn 50 in 12 and a half months, pop culture escapes me.

You mean the actresses? The first one is a Victoria's Secret model turned actress, the 2nd one is Lenny Kravitz's daughter, the redhead is Elvis Presley's grandaughter, the platinum blonde is another model turned actress and the last one is an Australian actress (who also also does some modeling).
Title: Re: So if you were Immortan Joe ...
Post by: Habbaku on June 01, 2015, 06:35:04 PM
They are from the new Mad Max film.
Title: Re: So if you were Immortan Joe ...
Post by: sbr on June 01, 2015, 07:23:09 PM
Cheedo for me.
Title: Re: So if you were Immortan Joe ...
Post by: Tonitrus on June 01, 2015, 07:50:46 PM
Quote from: Admiral Yi on June 01, 2015, 03:31:56 PM
Quote from: Caliga on June 01, 2015, 03:29:10 PM
Quote from: Admiral Yi on June 01, 2015, 02:34:01 PM
There was a 14 year old at my buddy's wedding in Toronto that looked like Jessica Rabbit.
:blink:

That was my reaction too when I was told her age.

I'm not exaggerating.  This girl looked like a Penthouse Pet.

It's all the rBST in milk these days.  :P

But Yi can be right.  Several years back, at a work function, a civilian boss's (fairly old guy too) daughter was there:

Me: She's kinda HOTT.  :perv:
Coworker: She's 15.  :contract:
Me: Oh.  :zipped:
Title: Re: So if you were Immortan Joe ...
Post by: Ed Anger on June 01, 2015, 08:02:53 PM
Grass on the field? PLAY BALL
Title: Re: So if you were Immortan Joe ...
Post by: Barrister on June 01, 2015, 09:48:18 PM
Quote from: Ed Anger on June 01, 2015, 08:02:53 PM
Grass on the field? PLAY BALL

15 will get you 20. :contract:
Title: Re: So if you were Immortan Joe ...
Post by: Admiral Yi on June 01, 2015, 09:52:19 PM
And 16 will get you high 5.  At least in Canada.
Title: Re: So if you were Immortan Joe ...
Post by: Monoriu on June 01, 2015, 10:59:00 PM
The Dag.
Title: Re: So if you were Immortan Joe ...
Post by: Valmy on June 02, 2015, 08:04:13 AM
Quote from: Caliga on June 01, 2015, 03:29:10 PM
Quote from: Admiral Yi on June 01, 2015, 02:34:01 PM
There was a 14 year old at my buddy's wedding in Toronto that looked like Jessica Rabbit.
:blink:

It happens. There was a 13 year old boy I knew in 8th grade who looked like a 25 year old underwear model. Women would constantly hit on him only to be really embarrassed.

Anyway I have not seen the movie but based on the picture the top one.  :cool:
Title: Re: So if you were Immortan Joe ...
Post by: lustindarkness on June 02, 2015, 02:26:55 PM
If I was as handsome as Immortan Joe (I can dream right?), I would have done exactly as he did and have all 5 of them up in my citadel. I'd take Furiosa too.
Title: Re: So if you were Immortan Joe ...
Post by: Caliga on June 02, 2015, 02:28:42 PM
Quote from: lustindarkness on June 02, 2015, 02:26:55 PM
I'd take Furiosa too.
She would need to grow her hair out first tho.  No chicks who look like Sinbad O'Connor.
Title: Re: So if you were Immortan Joe ...
Post by: The Brain on June 02, 2015, 04:08:37 PM
Skinhead O'Connor?
Title: Re: So if you were Immortan Joe ...
Post by: Eddie Teach on June 02, 2015, 04:16:29 PM
Quote from: Caliga on June 02, 2015, 02:28:42 PM
Quote from: lustindarkness on June 02, 2015, 02:26:55 PM
I'd take Furiosa too.
She would need to grow her hair out first tho.  No chicks who look like Sinbad O'Connor.

I don't like the buzz cut either, but the missing hand freaks me out more.
Title: Re: So if you were Immortan Joe ...
Post by: Queequeg on June 02, 2015, 04:44:33 PM
Two way tie between Splendid and Cheedo, went with Cheedo because I thought she'd need help.
Title: Re: So if you were Immortan Joe ...
Post by: Barrister on June 02, 2015, 04:51:31 PM
Quote from: Queequeg on June 02, 2015, 04:44:33 PM
Two way tie between Splendid and Cheedo, went with Cheedo because I thought she'd need help.

The question is "if you were Immortan Joe".

You're not in this hypothetical to help people - you're a brutal apocalyptic warlord who takes what he wants!
Title: Re: So if you were Immortan Joe ...
Post by: The Larch on June 02, 2015, 04:55:17 PM
If you want to see if they clean up nicely:

Splendid

(https://languish.org/forums/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fhealthyceleb.com%2Fwp-content%2Fuploads%2F2012%2F06%2FRosie-Huntington-Whiteley.jpg&hash=14d6fc7edc527ceca6fdcc6d580f84545eda6622)

Capable

(https://pmchollywoodlife.files.wordpress.com/2013/07/riley-keough-bio-photo.jpg?w=330)

Toast

(https://languish.org/forums/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fvignette1.wikia.nocookie.net%2Fbookclub%2Fimages%2Ff%2Ff6%2FPass-zoe-kravitz-swarovski-party-05-h.jpg%2Frevision%2F20150107004516&hash=286e7f5bc400a814048d8db1107fd35621e431ff)

Dag

(https://languish.org/forums/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fupload.wikimedia.org%2Fwikipedia%2Fcommons%2F3%2F3d%2FAbbey_Lee.jpg&hash=94938ab314733c9306750d341e6556223e33b216)

Cheedo

(https://languish.org/forums/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fwww4.pictures.zimbio.com%2Fgi%2FVanity%2BFair%2BCampaign%2BHollywood%2BFIAT%2BYoung%2BYW8vRu_4mL5l.jpg&hash=0c3f1c1514f255e8769ec53a4c7951adf40d380d)
Title: Re: So if you were Immortan Joe ...
Post by: The Larch on June 02, 2015, 04:56:29 PM
And for the discerning gentleman or lady, Mr. Joe.

(https://languish.org/forums/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fresources3.news.com.au%2Fimages%2F2015%2F05%2F14%2F1227355%2F022123-357c19a0-f9eb-11e4-9416-e181221d5c3b.jpg&hash=45f5ce02d64590d707cb34d7423e9ee66f003c84)
Title: Re: So if you were Immortan Joe ...
Post by: Admiral Yi on June 02, 2015, 04:56:38 PM
Cheedo.  Yum.
Title: Re: So if you were Immortan Joe ...
Post by: crazy canuck on June 02, 2015, 05:07:51 PM
Wow Cheedo looks very different.